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Ian LineAttack of the Black Ninja Virus (2004)

The film is about a Sensei's story of how a cold virus went from him to a young hot chick. He tells his student the story of it happening and the story of what was going on in her body; an Attack of the Black Ninja Virus on the young chicks body and the counter attack of the white blood cells.
This film has a lot of classic kungfu camera shots, cheesy sound effects, sweet as hell music, and goofy looking white kids slashing each other with swords.
Attack of the Black Ninja Virus was created for my biology class final with the help of my friends from Lansing, Michigan. We filmed and edited this project within a couple of days, so it isn't at its greatest, but it still rocks! I shot it on a Canon XL1 and edited it on iMovie. This is my first film that I have completed.


This movie is part of the collection: Open Source Movies

Director: Ian Line
Producer: Ian Line
Audio/Visual: sound, color
Keywords: Comedy Films: Parody; Ninja
Contact Information: hf_kyorin@yahoo.com

Creative Commons license: Attribution-NonCommercial

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Reviewer: arehead - - September 5, 2005
Subject: Attack of the Black Ninja Virus
Attack of the Black Ninja Virus

Reviewer: tambora - - May 14, 2004
Subject: Kung Fu Spoof and Kung Pow! Send-Up
This must've been a project for biology class. That said, the filmmakers were sufficiently able to integrate the minimal facts into a kung fu spoof in the spirit of Kung Pow!, complete with "Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo"s and all.

The horribly dubbed film begins with the master teaching a man with a cold how he once gave a cold to a girl who was interested in him. It's too bad she got sick, especially in the way she did, because she was pretty hot. Anyway, cut to inside her body for a hilarious ninja fight between the virus and a whole cast of immunological warriors, from T-cells to macrophages. The fight itself was pretty dorky, but they managed to sneak in the facts and even one glimpse of The Shocker.

The virus loses, etc., roll credits. This film was fairly well edited, and appropriately campily acted. And sit through all the credits, and you'll get a fun surprise.

Credits

Directed by: Ian Line
Filimed by: Ian Line & Danielle Gretz
Story by: Ian Line


The Cast

Sensei: Earl Easley
Young Grasshopper: Ian Line
Unsuspecting Infected Chick: Danielle Gretz
Helper T Cell, Killer T Cell: Andrew Marshall
Antibodies, Macrophage: Matt Vansteenis & Jared Moyer
Black Ninja Virus': Nate Iversen & Will Atkin
Supressor T Cell: Jordon Khon


Voice of Young Grasshopper: Ian Line
Voice of Sensei: Ian Line


Light Enginer: Sarah Assfaulter
Sound Enginer: Matt Conner


The Music

China's Treasure
Beastie Boys - Sabotage