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Russell Biff BrownBiffandDazAlienSong

Spontanious sophomorical scatalogical folk rock by Russell Biff Brown of Steel teeth based on a poem by Darren Daz Cox. Recorded at Disco Dan's Dungeon Lounge in Findlay Illinois.


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Artist/Composer: Russell Biff Brown

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hey, is that John Denver flying overhead like a gigantic blimp in sky?

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Reviewer: Darren Daz Cox - - February 22, 2007
Subject: It was 20 years ago today...
see, Biff was my friend and we joined his old band, Steel Teeth, one night for a few beers and laughs.

Richard "Rico" Wildman, Mr. Bill White and Disco Dan Largent had recorded music and spontanious musical theatre with Rusty "Biff" Brown during high school and now that Biff had joined the air force and was recording prolifically with moi,Darren Daz Cox, Biff felt the pressure to combine all his friends into one big steaming heap of mid-1980's heterosexual love.

We had no set list for the "Disco Dan's Dungeon Lounge" session, that later became an EP for Steel Teeth, but spontanaity and mild alcohol consumption allowed us to create some pretty fun tunes. The best one, in my opinion, is Alien Song.

Daz: I had this poem I started but I can't find find it
Biff: ok let's hear it, can't find it? ok then let's break the monotony by playing a song!
Daz: oh here it is, this is what I've got, What we need is a galactic war, yes a battle with human hating aliens from outerspace, gnashing fangs, blaster-packing droids, the threat of annihliation, part of a poem, but I never finished it, I was thinking about it when I was drawing those things about AJax...sing a song about space, aliens ripping up humans, fangs and stuff, ripping their faces off, shitting on them, annilhilation of the human race you know but make it a happy song!
(Biff spontanious sings this...)
Biff: I know you won't believe this and you know that you probably won't think that it's true, but here it goes, you see Darren is a friend of mine, he was walking home from the line of cars that he farted on,and he was walking home and he let out a fart,on the left side of his cheek it rumbled made him feel warm, and then he felt something come down upon his spine, it was sortof like a umm, you know kinda like alittle bit of a chill but he really wasn't really sure but anyway and he, it made him look up to see if he could see that certain leaf that was upon the tree that was standing next smiling to him and with a little breath he decided he was going to tell us the rest of the story, so, and here it is, he saw up in the sky something looking down on upon him, it had big eyes big ears no hair on it's head was so big did I mention that it was green so he said hey how are you the guy said 'i'm fine and i'd like to take some tissue samples of you'

Darren said that he didn't mind and if you could take the time to help me get back to my house cos you see that I'm lost, so they made a deal, so they made a deal and he took tissue samples from him and he showed him the way home

god it was so fucking beautifull oh oh oh

so when he came home he said yo Biff hey homeboy I think i I just had a close encounter, I told him to stay away from O'Malleys cat that libved next to us it hated his guts and every time he walked too close to that he knew that he would get scratched, I told him that I said,

he said it wasn't O'Malleys cat that lives next to them in that small little flat of a house that they call a home it's more like adobe!

he said it was an alien, i said get out of here you're just pulling my alien leg no pun intended on you there Darren said no I'm serious

he had a bald headand his head was large and did I mention that he was green? oh oh oh oh oh oh

i said Darren you look pretty pale, why don't you go lay down in your bed, I'll bring a warm compress to put on your head, I'll bring the anal, I'll bring the anal, I'll bring the anal thermometer that I will shove in your mouth I used last night on my greasy ass, don't worry I wiped it off, so I found the turpentine that was in the bathroom thought I might sanitise the anal lube

your mouth went like this *

which also reminded me that you had an asshole too

It's a song that Darren wanted me to sing to you about aliens and all kinds of nasty gross things,taking tissue samples,back to the story, I'm only digressing, I'm only digressing, back to the story, darren I don't believe you, oh Biff why don't you believe me?

no I'm serious

when I said I saw John Denver like a gigantic blimp floating across the sky
you did not believe me

darren I believe you that you saw an alien and darren says that's all I wanted in the first place