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Mark PlimsollBong Hits 4 Jesus (April 13, 2007)

A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM!! In the great tradition of Frank Zappa and other promoters of faith-based Science, Math, and empirical knowledge, Mark Plimsoll offers this song as a tribute to the quality of America's Public Education System.
Please support your schoolz! Push for an International Baccalaureate program for your children, fiends, and nay-bores.


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Author: Mark Plimsoll
Date: 2007-04-13
Source: Mark Plimsoll, LLC
Keywords: National Anthem; Jesus; humor; satire; Lord's Prayer; bong; abstinence; ROTC; Barbie; Barbie and Ken; First Amendment; global warming; car; automobile; education; public schools; supreme court; bong hits for Jesus; Star spangled

Creative Commons license: Attribution 3.0

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Bong Hits 4 Jesus
(4 min. 29 sec.)
Written and performed by Mark Plimsoll
Published by Mark Plimsoll, LLC

You're dressed so beautifully,
Don't move.
Or I'll spill the beans.
You feel wonderful,
Believe…

There's a scientific method
For everything they teach us.
Education makes us blessed;
Bong Hits for Jesus

Ken, when you feel confused, remember, I did her too.
Barbie comes on little cat's feet.
They tell me I'm an animal, Bong Hits for Jesus
Can't believe it's chemical, Bong Hits for Jesus

You're so full of abstinence, You let your instincts drop your pants
Success the first attempt.
Is ignorance so blissful? Daddy's got a fistful.

Our father, doubtless and cloven, Halloween your fame.
Thy King dumb dumb, they will become
Unearthed as they are unleavened.


Everybody dance the Nickleby,
Haliday junction, Now Take your GED.
Crosslink chromosomes.
Oh, my little dopamine.
Pearls before swine upset the swine.

You look good. Now move.
Wonderful.
Milk of human kindness gonna make some cream….

Global warming, I don't care.
So what? my car stinks up the air.
Blow it out your exhaust pipe.
Jesus wants me to be rich.
Honk if you love Jesus.
Suck on this. (sound of car reving)
Bong Hits for Jesus

The second coming came and went, Nine one one, Emergency
The underdog just had his day.
Did the CIA allow it? (Air strikes) Air strikes,
Air strikes For Jesus.
Will the faithful now fall on the floor?

Everybody dance the Nickleby.
Swing your partners, doesie doe, Exchange your enemies.
Filter the internet, and don't forget to vote.
Follow instructions on primetime.

Jesus will erase the debt.
Put those pennies on their lips instead.

All stand, to sing the anthem of the damned,
Who never fear their lack of doubt about,
What YOU believe and how they allow you to say it.

I want to live life in tents, in green fatigues, with a killer license
ROTC's for me.
Take the day and Ceasar. Bong Hits for Jesus
Spindle, fold, and crease her, Bong Hits for Jesus.

And when the napalm falls, I spring into action with Uranium balls,
Go back home boxed in pieces.
Bones for Jesus. Bong hits, Bong hits for Jesus
(triplets) What's that? What's that they teach us? Bong hits for Jesus

Gives us today our ailing breath, And give us our trespassers
As we kill those who trespass against us.
Lead a Snot into temptation, who we deliver unto evil.
For thine is the king dumb, and the mower, and the gory, for ever and ever. Ah, men.

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Reviewer: Pinch Hitter - - April 21, 2007
Subject: bong Hits covers all bases!
The sound quality's pretty good, and the words are incredible- you can read them on Archive.org and appreciate the word play. Thought provoking. I don't know what the song's really about, keywords don't seem to relate. somethign about No Child Left Behind and war, maybe. The music's interesting, the genre- like Broadway jazz popsong farce or somthing. I don't know about new National Anthem, but it seems like Bush and his friends believe something similar!
Maybe soembody could do a film with Pres. Shrub mouthing the words!