I've always wanted to do an album like this. This is a dream fulfilled. As to the particulars, that is the other details, you'll have to figure those out on your own. You won't get any more help from me.
1. Arrival in Florida*
"HAWAII? YOU'RE SENDING ME TO HAWAII?" "YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST SUNSHINE AND GOOD MUSIC?" "IT'S NOT THE SUNSHINE AND THE MUSIC, IT'S THE SHIRTS." "TOO COLORFULLY OPTIMISTIC FOR YOU?' "OPTIMISM IS FOR HOLY MEN." "THERE ARE NO MORE HOLY MEN." "YEAH, I KNOW, YOU KILLED THEM ALL."
2. Taken to Hawaii
TRYING TO GET OUR HERO ONTO A CHOPPER DURING A RIOT PROVES A BIT TRICKY; EVADING HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES IS EVEN TRICKIER.
3. Meeting the Wizard of Death
ARMS DEALERS TEND TO NEED THEIR PRIVACY, AND INTRUDERS SEEKING WEAPONS ARE THE MOST UNWELCOME.
4. Nanut's Evil Amusement Park
THE NICKNAME COMES FROM, "NAH, SHE'S JUST A NUTCASE!" BUT A NUTCASE THAT HAS HIJACKED AN ABANDONED AMUSEMENT PARK AND RIGGED IT WITH ALL KINDS OF INSANE SURPRISES AND TRAPS. WATCH OUT ESPECIALLY FOR THE DOLL-LIKE VIOLIN PLAYER.
"IF YOU CAN LOCATE HER SHE'LL HELP YOU, BUT, NO ONE HAS EVER GONE INTO THAT HELLISH MAZE AND COME OUT ALIVE."
5. Shopping for Bullets
FINALLY, A PLACE WHERE WEAPONS ARE AVAILABLE, RACKS AND RACKS OF THEM! BUT THE COST IS, "YOU GOTTA TAKE ME WITH YOU!" TYPICAL.
6. Massacre at Wild Bill's Brothel
FUN COMES TO AN VIOLENT END WHEN MEL'S ROLLER-BLADING MACHINE-GUN-CARRYING DISCO-TERRORISTS TURN BILL'S BROTHEL INTO SWISS CHEESE.
7. Wild Bill Dies
"A NICE GUY, YEAH, BUT I NEVER REALLY LIKED HIM."
8. That Bastard is Gonna Suffer
BETRAYED ARMS DEALERS HAVE A WAY OF GETTING REVENGE, ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE STILL ALIVE AFTER YOU'VE PISSED THEM OFF.
"NOTE TO MYSELF: NEVER LEAVE A BETRAYED PERSON ALIVE."
9. Shootout At Mel's Funky Disco Junkyard
"IF YOU CAN'T LET GO OF DISCO, AT LEAST GET RID OF THE ETERNAL ROLLER SKATES." "UH, NO, DISCO AND ROLLER SKATES ARE SORT OF A PACKAGE." "HOW DO YOU GET DOWN STAIRS?" "I HAVE ROLLER RAMPS!!!"
10. Escape from Hawaii and End Credits.
A GETAWAY CHOPPER AND AN ISLAND OF ONGOING EXPLOSIONS, COURTESY OF A CERTAIN BETRAYED ARMS DEALER.
"VACATIONS ARE FOR THE DEAD." -- EL CULEBRA.
* = footnote (see track 1)
* For those who are a bit confused, there's a big hole in the ground between Florida and California. The best route to Hawaii is by chopper over ruined earth. It's not safe to drive.
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This project is in no way affiliated or approved or endorsed by MGM nor any of the filmmakers, composers, artists, and writers associated with that studio nor the original movies and soundtracks this fan-soundtrack is based on, and is a fan-project created by NTorres. As for "Escape From Hawaii" no such movie exists, and to the author's knowledge no such movie is being created, any similarity to existing projects is purely coincidental. This project is a work of fiction and the sole creation of the author. Nor is there any desire to see this work become a completed project in any other way, shape, or form other than its current presentation as music, cover-art, and written description. No person(s), organization(s), independent or otherwise are to write in asking for permission or approval to pursue this project in any other medium whatsoever. This is a free project and is not for sale and is not to be made for sale.
Thanks goes out to all those who inspired this album. I will refrain from dropping names.
Inquiries about this album are to be sent to the email address below. Any response(s) on my part to any emails however are not guaranteed.
videoeditorx3@gmail.com
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Many of my album covers were created using Adobe Photoshop, but, another sweet little program I highly recommend is called GraphicConverter, and you can get this shareware for mac computers at this website...
http://www.lemkesoft.com/
The art for "Escape From Hawaii" was created using GC by Lemke.
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