"Goofus and Gallant"-style film on the misadventures of a teenage girl who is a victim of her own bad habits, with a harrowing and patronizing narration.
EXPLAINS HOW HABITS ARE FORMED. DESCRIBES THE SOCIAL & PERSONAL ADVANTAGES RESULTING FROM THE FORMATION OF GOOD DAILY HABITS.
Ken Smith sez: As this film opens, we see "Barbara," a teenager, weeping into her hands. "It's a little late for tears, isn't it?" asks the unforgiving narrator. Barbara, she informs us, has had a bad day -- but because she is sloppy and unorganized, she deserved it. We then travel back in time and see how Barbara's day became a nightmare; how she was invited to an after-school party with an important new social group; and how her poor grooming and unpolished manners sent her straight to Social Hell. The narrator gleefully reminds us "how easy it is not to be invited again," and "how quickly you can be left out of the crowd." "People are going to talk," she adds, and when they talk, "our faults are more easily discussed." By this point we're back to the beginning of the film, and Barbara is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Happily, she sees the light, and becomes lovely, better-groomed and (we hope) never again the subject of films such as this. Relentless.
Habit Patterns, another film built on the Goofus and Gallant model (see You and Your Friends), compares the behavior of two teenage girls Ñ Helen, a model citizen in every respect, and Barbara, a slob. The bleakness of Barbara's existence (and that stain on her sweater) still strains the emotions of audiences today, as it will yours.
Produced by a New York City-based company, Habit Patterns feels quite different from the Centron, Coronet and Britannica films of the time. It's set in an upper- or upper-middle-class milieu that was far from the experience of most American youth. The girls live in houses of considerable size (probably in Westchester County or northern New Jersey) and discuss their summer plans to visit decidedly high-toned places. When Barbara's sloppy appearance and social ungainliness mark her a must to avoid, then, it isn't just how she behaves Ñ there's something else wrong with her, as well. She just doesn't belong with the rest of the girls. This is a mixed message, but not an unintended one Ñ when the narrator tells us how we meet people all the time, and how people will always talk about us, she is referring to Society with a capital S. But even as class issues are shown with some clarity, they are not named as such.
This is also crueler than the Coronets, but given teenagers' propensity to be nasty to outsiders, maybe more authentic. It's also good deal truer to life when Barbara's behavior problems aren't neatly resolved in fifteen short film minutes, and the relentless woman narrator advises her to get some good sleep to be ready for tomorrow.
HABITS HEALTH AND SAFETY PSYCHOLOGY BEHAVIOR SOCIAL GUIDANCE GROWTH ADOLESCENCE TEENAGERS MATURATION PERSONALITY CLEANLINESS Breakfasts Meals Disorganization
Danger Lurks Safety
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Good Habits
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Contrived
It did not seem in this movie that the mother did not do a good job in teaching her daughter the proper routines and social behavior. The script is very contrived, typical of the 1950's.
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Ow.
Helen is that robot beauty I've admired for some time. Barbara... well, she's been in the habit of being an awkward slob like me. What were the parents like? The emotional environment? Not addressed at all. Interesting.
Excellent advice otherwise, as habits can be changed.
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Beyond Lazy, I'd Say
The level of society that Barbara lives in would dictate a great deal more responsibility - even if she is a teen. For example being late for school all the time? Entirely abnormal for a kid living in a tasteful upper middle class neighborhood like Barbara does. At points in this movie I'm afeared this kid is gonna wind up in a state psych hospital. She's way off center given her surroundings and looks eerily like Frances in the movie of the same name. Painful to watch.
That breakfast looked delicious. Eggs sunny side up fried in bacon grease. Yum.
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A Useful Film For Retirees
Retirees can, at times, become slovenly and lazy - kinda like an overgown teenager. And when I first saw this film, that stain on that sweater hit so close to home. I had just inadvertently wore a white golf shirt to a senior mixer and was there about 15 minutes when I discovered I had forgotten to wash that thing which had food dribbles on it. So goes other things at the house from time to time. So when I realize I've been puttin off chores, I put this film on to remind me that I've become a 65 year old version of Barbara (complete with a single eyebrow but minus the perky "points"). It works like a charm!
Definitely a classic mid century "must see."
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The narrator can make the difference
I understand that the narrator is making a point here, but can the town be a bit less...this? I'm not even sure how to describe it other than "I told you so" -esque. Just give me a middle aged man with a baritone voice who sounds pompous.
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January 5, 2012
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Now vs. Then
Then people pressed their garnments, hung them neatly in the closet, and wore them several times before washing them.
Now we've all but forgotten how to iron and throw our dirty clothing into a hamper. But most of us wear clean clothes every single day.
Then people bathed only on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday nights, and washed their hair once a week.
Now most of us shower and wash our hair every single day.
Then kids didn't wear blue jeans to school. Most girls didn't even own a pair.
Now kids wear them every single day. Many times, they don't even fit. And many girls don't own a dress or skirt.
Then people didn't know what ADHD and acne were.
Now people do, and they know how to treat them.
Then kids were respectful of their parents and elders.
Now you're thankful if their only fault *is* waking up grumpy in the morning.
Then girls did their own manicures.
Now they have them professionally done, at a great cost to their parents.
Then kids got together to chat and listen to records after school.
Now they get together and play video games in the best case scenario, and do drugs in the worst case scenario.
Then kids had a mother to come home to, who usually greeted them at the door with a plate of homemade cookies and a glass of milk.
Now most teenagers have no after school supervision, because both parents have to work.
Oh, and did the day "suddenly become important" because the girls were told of a job opening they might be interested in, or because somebody had come to the school to interview them for scholarships, as would be the case today? No! It "suddenly became important" because they were invited to a rich girl's home for an after school sociable (and I want to puke at the sheer fakeness of the word) and of course it was so very, very important to be friends with her because she was so very popular and so very rich!
Neither generation is perfect, but perhaps we'd all be much happier if we found a middle ground between the two.
Thats why I'm glad I grew up in the 1970s.
Rating: I give it a 5 for pure ridiculousness.
BTW...I agree with the person who commented about Helen and the tweezers. At least Barbara can be thankful that she didn't win any Miss Unibrow pagent.
Oh, and did anybody notice that Barbara's mother drummed her fingers on the table?
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Steve Carras
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Saw this on YouTube
THEIRS is an EDIT which makes Barbara seem like a loser at the end vis-a-vis this full length version. Some of the music, obviously stock cues, are apparently from the then-early Capitol/John Seely library [the very similiar Davey and Goliath and Screen Gems TV shows would make HEAVY use of it.]
Oh, and the girls are hot.
No two ways at all about it.
Someone on YouTune thought that this was Shirley Jones, and it does sound like her, narrating, but she would have been 19-20 back then..1954.
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Pongo Twistleton
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July 3, 2010
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Correction to a mildly annoying mistake
Someone tasked with writing the synopses of many of these old films often labels the voice-over narrations as "harrowing". Harrowing means terrifying. To new and unbearable levels of trauma.
None of these poor, little films are capable of that.
The word the writer wants is "hectoring". Means nagging. And these films have that in spades!
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November 26, 2008
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Egad, that horrid stain!
I absolutely loved this film. I couldn't help but laugh at the absolute hugeness of the stain. I notice though, as another poster did, that the poor kid didn't seem to have anyone giving her any suggestions. I've raised 4 kids to adulthood so far and two are getting there. I'd like to think I've paid attention to what my kids went out the door to school in and I've got to say that a stain like that wouldn't have made it to the breakfast table let alone out the front door! BUT, at the age that Barbara is portraying in the film, it is time for the kid to be learning to take on responsibilities herself instead of passing them off on Mom. (ie; the second alarm clock scene) Sometimes Mom needs to let the kid out the door with a stain like that if only to teach her that she is old enough to keep her own clothes clean. We have to assume they've been over the subject. We've got a lot of posters pointing out how anal Helen is but if you ask me simple personal hygeine, manners, cleanliness, etc. are habits that often seem lost among not only adolescents these days but a whole hell of a lot of adults as well. These films are dated and pretty funny sometimes but they still make an important point.
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November 1, 2008
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That might be the funniest video I have ever watched
That's hilarious, I am Barbara and my best friend is Helen! Seriously, spooky. I am still online at 4 in the morning because I have "bad sleep patterns" while she showered at 10 and was in bed by 12, I think the narrator would not be impressed with me. This film is so condescendingly bad I love it :D
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July 16, 2008
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Helen's bad habits exposed!
Poor Bobby! Although the film is condescending and heavy on criticism and guilt, the points made are important and practical for any teenager to follow. It is a bit hard to believe that a gaggle of females at an afterschool get together spent their time discussing books, art & travel. Even for the 50's. We know what they were really talking about. Boys. Also, even though Helen goody-goody has such great habit patterns, please note one habit she has failed to master. Check out those eye brows. Cue the narrator! Looking for your tweezers? Can't remember where you left them?
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May 19, 2008
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The truth is a bitter pill
I recently learned that the term to apply to the narrators voice is "authoritative parent". While it is rather harsh, I think it is good to show young people what happens when you cultivate bad habits. Bad hygeine, diet, manners, and punctuality will make you unwanted no matter how anti establishment you are. Poor Babs, I wonder how long her resolve will last before she goes to bed without brushing her teeth again.
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February 8, 2008
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habit patterns
give barbara ritalin!
would solve all that inattention, inability to organize, lateness, etc.! honest!
the narrator was evil, however, i hate her.
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Dated, but still good advice
From our twenty-first century perspective, it may be easy to dismiss this film as imposing a patriarchal system of control or a framework of arbitrary personal regulations, but I think it makes a very good point to both men and women. Building good habits saves time. If I had a laundry system, it wouldn't take me such a long time to find clean clothes. If I had a normal sleep schedule, I wouldn't waste up to an hour trying to get out of bed in the morning. Ultimately, I would probably be more successful if I followed the advice suggested by the folks at Encyclopedia Britannica (in this particular instance. Probably not so much with the dating tips).
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thewatcher111
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Simply Wonderful...Eye opening with a happy ending!
hahahaha........after watching this oldie and reading the reviews I do believe there is a little bit of Barbara in every one of us! But that's ok. Who couldn't use a little improvement? :)
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September 16, 2007
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Erm... she's hot!
She looked the nicest girl in the bunch and certainly the most natural. Why on earth do these films preach that 'fitting in' with the modes, manners and opinions of the middle classes is the only way and that to be otherwise is somehow abherrent?
Oh me! Ageing punk!
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Jeez.....
Talk about a mean film! And this was supposed to be considered psychology????
First, you have Bitchy McBitch the narrator tearing Barbara apart left and right for the heinous crimes of:
- sleeping in
- being grumpy in morning (like who isn't?)
- being late for school
- tapping her fingers on the desk (EVIL!).
Puh-leeze...it's like one reviewer said, she's not a bad teen, but just a teen. MOST teenagers are disorganized in some way. If anything, the oh-so-perfect Helen is the exception. I mean, she's so anal-rentively organized, it borderlines on obsessive-compulsive.
And why doesn't Barbara's mother -- you know -- TALK to her? Give her some GUIDANCE? Tell her she's not leaving the house until she changes into a clean sweater? Instead, all she does is stand there and shake her head. For pete's sake, no wonder the kid has problems - she needs an actual PARENT...
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July 9, 2007
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painful
This is just cruel. Poor girl.
And I have to say ... acne has nothing to do with cleanliness, it's hormonal. Soap is drying and will probably make it worse. The pill or accutane may help, but I'm sure this poor thing didn't have access to those.
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August 31, 2006
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Socialization
I think the commentary "siding" with either Helen or Barbara is quite moot. More salient is the fact that:
1. The filmmakers emphasize continuously the importance of socialization. The assumption throughout the film is that Barbara's main goal should be to fit in with her peers. I'm not saying that one shouldn't take care of acne or get up with one's alarm clock. Expecting people to live up to standards of personal hygeine is not oppression. A strong emphasis on fitting in, however, is essential to an overpowering system of social control.
2. The filmmakers totally ignore the possibility that "bad habits" have causes outside themselves. Why does Barbara form these specific habits and not others? Just because? Even though this was presumably aimed at kids, its complete neglect of psychological issues is alarming.
Anyways, it's pretty interesting to watch.
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Thom Transparent
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April 30, 2006
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Shed no tears for "Barbara"
First off, in regards to the film itself- this isn't the most entertaining of this series, and I probably don't need to draw any more attention to the silly out-of-sync crying in the beginning.
And now, as for the reactions- it looks like a lot of people here have sided with the film's, um, protagonist, Barbara, solely because she knows how to cry after seeing the rotten fruits of a problem of her own making. That problem being sloppiness, lack of focus, and social ineptitude.....yes, I know those qualities are supposed to pass for "eccentricity" these days, and that anyone who wouldn't encourage this behavior is a "fascist, maaaaaan"....such is the topsy-turvy world we live in. People also seem to be siding with Barbara not only on emotional grounds, but on aesthetic ones. The 'nice girls' who oppose her haphazard doings in this film may not be Suicide Girl material, but at this point I could honestly care less. There's enough of that stuff to go around already. There's NOT enough people telling you that you should be responsible for your own actions, that those actions lead to results directly proportional to how well the actions are performed, and that fine blades are tempered by fire.
And that's why it's foolhardy to view Barbara's crocodile tears as anything but the recognition of a failed way of doing things, and the herald of better ways of doing things. Something may not feel good at the time, but it can still be highly beneficial, as is evidenced by Barbara finally experimenting with self-responsibility. To insist that these tears should never exist is to live in a grotesque, unnatural world where stagnation is preferrable to positive change.
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March 22, 2006
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Any more like her?
I think I was born thirty years too late. Barbara is just my type. That shot of her barreling out of the house running to school sure brought back memories!
After seeing this I'm going to hear that narrators voice every time I hit the snooze button.
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December 31, 2005
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Incredibly amusing
It's not uncommon for adolescents to exhibit some degree of disorganization in their lives, but Barbara, the protagonist of Habit Patterns, excels in unkemptness. Relentlessly chided by one of the most sternest narrators you'll find in any social guidance film, Barbara demonstrates to viewers the importance of, among other things, waking up promptly, wearing clean apparel, and reading all of the latest novels so that you won't be ostracized by your peers. She is contrasted with Helen, whose robotic behaviour puts her in high esteem. Although one will certainly feel sympathetic towards Barbara, consolation can be found in the fact that she seems to learn from her mistakes and edges closer towards the road to diligence and orderliness.
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ERD
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December 8, 2005
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Who can be so perfect?
How did Barbara's mother allow her to develop all those bad habbits? Why didn't she check her appearance? Wasn't there any communication? Is Barbara suppose to create everything without supervision? Her neighbor, Helen seems to be so perfect- like those girls after school. Even in the fifties-nobody was that flawless. The narrator seemed cold and judgemental. I found this film too idealistic. The acting and directing,however, was good.
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November 7, 2005
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Dangerous Propaganda
A grim tale of a young girl trying to develop as an individual in an oppressive society. Criticism and redicule are used to drive her to nervous breakdown, and she is ultimately forced to accept her horrible fate. Once programmed with the applied social and gender brainwashing, the victim is portrayed as having the proper characteristics and attitude needed to avoid suffering any further abuse.
Great stuff!
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September 22, 2005
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The Answer
Judith O'Dea
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September 22, 2005
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They're coming to get you, Barbara...
Does anyone know the name of the actress who plays Barbara? Just curious...
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July 24, 2005
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Disturbing but entertaining
This film is creepy, the narrator chides a girl for not having low level OCD, and makes her feel worthless. At one point the girl tells a story and the narrator tells her she's lying! As creepy as this film is, it's still fairly entertaining, and my mother just loves how truly bizarre Helen (the CLEAN girl) is!
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Doctor Dave
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June 23, 2005
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Does anyone remember "The Initiation of Sarah"?
1.) I hate this movie for the way the narrator makes Barbara feel.
I'm a guy who grew up in a house full of women and Barbara IS a typical teenage girl. I actually had to stop the opening scene and make sure i downloaded the right film! It's no surprise that yong women growing up in the 1950s-60s (
i.e., My Own Mom!) latched onto drunken bastards that constantly belittled them and abused them!
2.) This movie reminds me of "The Initiation of Sarah". That movie was on the late, late show in the mid-1970s with 2 sisters pledging sororities. Sarah is the clumsy ugly duckling who's older, more attractive sister is immediately accepted by the "pretty girls".
All hell breaks looks when the ugly duckling sorority mom realizes Sarah's psychic abilities and exploits them. That film came out years before Stephen King's "Cary" but similar plot
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May 8, 2005
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Social history
'Habit patterns' extols the theory that organisation, confidence and social acceptance can be achieved through developing habits which anticipate and help to minimize future problems. Filmed in the mid 20th century this will be an anathema to early 21st century culture which says 'Its in my genes, 'changing me changes who I am' and 'Someone else is at fault', (Some reviews on this page make the point nicely) Nevertheless this is a well acted and directed film which does not hide the fact that developing new habits is a herculean task. I'll leave judgment as to whether habit patterns lead to social acceptance to the experts but it should be obvious which out of our 2 characters will lead the less worrisome life.
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DrKnapp
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February 7, 2005
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Barbara's okay... just shoot the narrator!
The film opens with Barbara hopelessly crying out of synch in her room - the narrator proclaims "It's a little late for tears, isn't it Barbara" and continues to berate her in a punitive fashion throughout the film. Barbara has problems socializing, completing her homework, relating to her family, tending to her clothing. Barbara isn't a bad teen, she's just a teen. What I want to know is where are all the so-called adults who could be helpful -- mom & dad clearly have no parent skills; instead, the film is written in a mean and condescending style. The narrator needs to be smacked on the nose with a rolled-up script.
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Visual16
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November 6, 2004
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Poor Gal
Back when it was called "minimal brain dysfunction" now known as ADD/ADHD. She shows numerous symptoms and it's too bad that medications such as ritalin weren't around then. Could have turned everything around. Of course, her inattention and inability to plan ahead are all her fault. No doubt this isn't the first time she's been scolded, either.
I think that members of CHADD should see this.
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Borogove
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August 8, 2004
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Harrowing
One of the really creepy things about this movie is that the cheery title music keeps on going even as we hear Barbara begin to cry; it only lends to the sadistic air this movie has. Even more disgusting is that the narrator praises Helen with, "she's able to match the right skirt with the right sweater". Suddenly, genetically inherited fashion sense becomes a habit one can apparently acquire! And then the narrator goes further by bashing Barbara's tastes. So what is she's "never gotten into the habit of reading books" or doesn't like music, politics, and art? Though the movie is trying to make a good point about trying to get out of bad habits and having good ones, it's condescending narration, cruelty towards Barbara, and idea of bad and good habits is extremely flawed. Five stars for being spectacularly engrossing with its atrociousness.
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May 4, 2004
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A good guide
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The narrator explains that if one wishes to integrate him/herself into society, he/she ought to comply with its standards and unspoken rules.
The film ends on an upbeat note stating that its never too late for one to take charge of his/her life and strive for greatness.
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HuckleberryFinn
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November 11, 2003
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Leave Barbara alone
Wow. This film is atrocious. I wish the narrarator would get off of Mount Olympus and stop bothering Barbara. So what if she's late to school. So what if she "drums her fingers." No adult should ever take this derisive tone of voice with a child. 5 stars as a cautionary example.
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October 25, 2003
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Classic
I love this movie. I like to imagine that Barbara is Sylvia Plath as a young girl, about to attempt suicide under her back porch because she cannot abide the rules of society that the unseen, bitch-goddess narrator attempts to hammer into her young brain, unaware that negative "habit patterns" can't be cured by "resting the fabric" of your dresses at night, but may have deep psychological roots and be reactions to bigger problems at home. This is high camp now, especially because it exposes an upper-middle class segment of society not prone to making such documents about itself, and also because the nightmare narrator berating our hapless heroine throughout gives one a chilling sense of how unforgiving that world is. The cinematography is interesting, too; it insists that we're watching a great tragedy.
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August 5, 2003
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Ouch.
The constant stream of derogatory comments Barbara endures from the narrator is really painful. Heaping shame on a teenage girl who has obvious self-confidence problems is sick.
Hoffer said that it is not self-love that is at the heart of our societal ills, but self-loathing.
A valuable look at the kinds of attitudes that teach us to value the shallow opinions of others over finding our own way. Be like society wants you to be, or be scorned.
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June 25, 2003
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Spots are SO easy to hide!
Barbara, Barbara Barbara, when ARE you going to learn to clean up after yourself, eat properly, not to interfere with people's conversations and most of all, clean up that SPOT on your sweater? I am not too sure of where to parental control is in letting her leave for school with that blotch on her sweater (she tries to hide it with a scarf) but honestly, my eyes were glued to that spot all throughout the film. Anyways, Barbara seems to have problems being accepted. Gee, I wonder why. She is the definition of SLOB. On a technical note, this film is surprisingly well made, with great transitional shots, nive lighting and angles. This is REALLY sort of a guilty pleasure of a film, so enjoy!
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Christine Hennig
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October 28, 2002
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Habit Patterns
Sloppy teenager Barbara gets invited to an afterschool get-together at a posh schoolmate's house, where she embarrasses herself with her poor personal hygiene and awkward social graces. This is used as an excuse to heap tons of shame on her. This is a really cruel film. The narrator spares absolutely no opportunity to criticize Barbara's way of doing everything, right down to drumming her fingers on the desktop at school. The idea that the obviously troubled and unhappy Barbara may have some serious personal problems which affect the way she presents herself is not even hinted at for a second. The makers of this film even seem clueless about the fact that social awkwardness is usually caused by self-consciousness, and therefore shaming the awkward person is counterproductive. If ever a film deserves to be ruthlessly msted, it's this one. In fact, I think it's the only thing that would make this film tolerable. Worse than appalling, this film is downright nasty (though still quite interesting).
Ratings: Camp/Humor Value: *****. Weirdness: *****. Historical Interest: *****. Overall Rating: *****. Also available on Mental Hygiene and Our Secret Century, Vol. 3: The Behavior Offensive.