Jappy Depp Latency Issue, by Stale Beer Stains, is the 29th release on the futuristic virtual label, Crypt Designers Guild.
- He is getting down in the ghetto, slapping his bitches.
- He is riding a surfboard whilst floating in outer space.
- He'll fuck your cake-hole with a cowboy whip.
- He'll make you explode on the pleasure bus.
- He's the one and only;
JAPPY DEPP!
And travelling not too far in the distance is his side-kick Fat Mohammad Ali
The Stale Beer Stains are back!
Get ready to dust off that old Sega Saturn you own because Jappy is bringing in the big guns.
This Cd, brought to you by the Stale Beer Stains, offers also a unique opportunity to play your favourite Saturn games once again whilst listening to the latest in the wacky, tripped-out, fuck your mum tunes on the block.
This Music Cd doubles as an actual Sega Saturn game developed by Jappy and Mohammad.
You'll be spinning more than sonic when these games are lined up with an eight ball.
With Jappy, Mohammad and the Stale Beer Stains, you'll dodge bullets and survive hordes of Zombies; Jappy Style Mother Fuckers!
[Note: This is, actually, the Real Information that was previously coming soon.]