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The Banjo Players Must Die

A few centuries into the future, not much has changed about the basic characteristic of civilization, which is incompetence and boorishness. Wishing to end the world, the angels are left to their own devices by a God more concerned with new prototypes of bigger boobs for the next universe. Ramses, obsessed with hamster love, is selected to be the prophet of doom in a travesty of a selection process and leads humanity after much travail to Heaven. Which, as matters turn out, has been somewhat overrated. And the mysterious intergalactic race of banjo players flees on.


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Identifier: JosefAssad_TheBanjoPlayersMustDie
Mediatype: Text
Licenseurl: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/
Publicdate: 2007-08-05 10:32:55
Resource: Text
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/
Format: Text
Year: 2007
Keywords: book,humor,funny,comedy,black,religion,religious,prophet,prophets,angel,angels,heaven,hell,purgatory,cairo,cult,ramses,banjo,god,idiot,idiots,cockup,cockups,acopalypse,apocalypse,nobemver,eschatology,eschatological
Holder: Josef Assad
Licensetoamuse: yes
Language: English
Keywords: book; humor; funny; comedy; black; religion; religious; prophet; prophets; angel; angels; heaven; hell; purgatory; cairo; cult; ramses; banjo; god; idiot; idiots; cockup; cockups; acopalypse; apocalypse; nobemver; eschatology; eschatological; satire; blasphemy; boob; boobs; tit; tits; hamster; egypt; zamalek; fun; amusing; joke; novel; footnote; footnotes

Creative Commons license: Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0

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Reviewer: Lbains - - February 17, 2008
Subject: This is really something else
Footnote abuse, rampaging religious figures, abused hamsters, and banjo bashing.

I can't recommend this strongly enough.