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On this follow up to 2005s "Awaiting the Video Game Crash", Kindergarten Hazing Ritual set their sights on a new pop culture target, the irksome entity known as Myspace.com. Just about any and every cliche exhibited by the people who inhabit this "social networking" madhouse is tackled in 69 tracks of dork rage.
This audio is part of the collection: Community Audio
Artist/Composer: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual
Keywords: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual; e-grind; cybergrind; grindcore; 8-bit; noisecore
| Audio Files | VBR MP3 |
| due to thier myspace addiction, capcom will not be presenting |
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| does forbidden fuck all those bands, or do they just add her because they think she will? |
1.6 MB
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| full body pics or you're fat |
1.2 MB
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| all bi girls are fucking cheaters |
282.7 KB
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| hey, lookit me, I'm bi! |
263.2 KB
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| dana dearmond's got the angles |
1.7 MB
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| i'd make a song called "please don't post goddess bunny in my comments, but then everyone would just go and do it |
915.8 KB
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| altmodel is just a photoshop setting |
1.8 MB
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| androgynous is the only big word you know |
2.1 MB
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| like I'll really meet chrissy moran if i join mate1.com |
517.2 KB
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| bad things will happen if you don't repost this |
1.3 MB
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| beetlejuice: hermaphrodite gigolo |
247.8 KB
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| bonsai kittens dot com is fake |
880.2 KB
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| aww, they're updating the server . . .lets play pac man |
1.5 MB
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| myspace is cancer |
2.3 MB
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| the fine art of lying about your age: chapter one don't worry, I'm legal, I swear |
1.7 MB
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| the fine art of lying about your age: chapter two-I'm 99 years old, I'm mysterious |
1.5 MB
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| the fine art of lying about your age: chapter three - I'm not old I swear |
1.3 MB
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| respect me, I'm not an object, stop hitting on me, LOOK AT MY BOOBIES!!!!! |
1.9 MB
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| you're still a suicidegirl on the inside (you damn sure ain't one on the outside anymore) |
3.3 MB
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| hey grrl in a le trgre shirt, don't you know that you listening to KHR is like a black dude listening to skrewdriver? |
438.2 KB
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| what's a juggalo? a nazi wigger faggot that's what |
2.0 MB
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| simple plan made him do it |
576.1 KB
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| isn't anouncing your bands breakup on myspace like breaking up with your bitch over email |
1.4 MB
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| featured band: emo bullshit #98473249 |
376.4 KB
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| sex with the 48 year old man who poses as tila tequila |
1.1 MB
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| rockstardumb |
1.4 MB
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| hey ANNIETHRAX. . .I told Scott Ian about you. . and he's gonna fucking SHOOT YOU |
1.3 MB
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| you don't have a myspace, myspace has you |
2.1 MB
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| i'll help you win a free ipod if you promise me head |
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| shoot da wanksta and win a PSP |
1.2 MB
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| i hope you know once you win the free ipod I'm gonna mug you and rape you for it |
1.2 MB
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| AIM me: trmpstmp69 |
474.9 KB
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| bulletin title: BUKKAKKE WHORES |
489.6 KB
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| the name "thrashley" actually makes you less metal |
1.3 MB
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| timer? what's a timer? on a camera? what's that? |
238.6 KB
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| XARSENICX didn't add us, we're doomed to fail, let's break up |
1.2 MB
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| having 1000 freinds isn't such a spectacular feat when it's all girls you added so you could remember to jack off to thier pictures |
2.8 MB
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| you can always tell a preppy bitch by how many people besides herself are in her pictures |
2.0 MB
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| who'll fuck tom first, krystine or sebastianna? |
1.6 MB
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| i'm jenna jameson, no, I'M jenna jameson, NO! I'M JENNA JAMESON!! |
938.4 KB
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| it's a rule, you know? all porn stars must have a myspace (before the imposters show up) |
2.2 MB
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| grind, electronica & xtian rap |
2.2 MB
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| posting the pic of yourself standing in the street brefoot and pregnant on myspace. . priceless |
1.7 MB
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| don't get more freinds than tom, he'll kick you off |
593.1 KB
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| so, lemme guess, your mother named you mosh-elle? |
1,021.1 KB
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| how long before that pic of you kissing your bitch makes you feel stupid |
1.5 MB
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| tom IS the 48 year old man who poses as tila tequila |
1.8 MB
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| fuck your ringtone |
2.1 MB
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| i swear, I totally banged zenova. . .she had a cock |
1.1 MB
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| fuck you and your anime hair |
880.2 KB
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| girls don't really like KHR (15 year old poser cunts, stop adding us) |
1.4 MB
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| thanks for the add |
953.7 KB
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| this hollaback girl video in my profile is an expression of my individuality man! |
1.0 MB
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| extreme noise tara. .. .yeah. . . sure. . . .right. . . . |
1.1 MB
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| that tramp stamp of yours doesn't make you an alt model |
713.7 KB
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| you don't really like that band, you just think their singer is hot |
699.1 KB
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| sorry, an unexpected error has occured |
1.1 MB
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| you know cory's new pic of the redhead getting smacked makes you all warm and fuzzy inside |
1.4 MB
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| how myspace singlehandedly ressurected the dreaded chain letter trend |
2.3 MB
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| you like KHR yet you don't realize many of thier songs are preaching hate towards YOU |
1.3 MB
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| dir en grey don't care that you made them a myspace (j-rock got me nohting but enemies pt 3) |
3.8 MB
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| NEWS FLASH:. . .add my freind. . .please? |
757.2 KB
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| you've left alot of comments for this band. . . .it's obvious you're fucking them |
2.4 MB
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| everyone who answered yes on the prochoice survey is getting kicked off when Fox News takes over |
400.2 KB
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| being the new mp3.com won't save myspace from being the new home of all the worlds trash |
3.2 MB
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| don't call it devil's advocate |
2.7 MB
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| full body pics and still fat |
4.8 MB
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| having 69 tracks on your album is fucking cheesy as hell |
763.3 KB
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| Image Files | JPEG |
| cover.jpg |
41.8 KB
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| myspace_inside_cover.jpg |
131.5 KB
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| myspace_outside_cover.jpg |
103.2 KB
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| Information | Format | Size |
| KindergartenHazingRitual-MyspaceTheAlbum_files.xml | Metadata | [file] |
| KindergartenHazingRitual-MyspaceTheAlbum_meta.xml | Metadata | 970.0 B |
| Other Files | RAR |
| Kindergarten_Hazing_Ritual_-_Myspace_-_the_album_2007_(37564) |
95.1 MB
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