"Upon Woman's Love," attributed to Henry Purcell, but less musically sophisticated than his other catches. Sung once through by Mike O'Donnell then looped on Garage Band 1.1.0(26) to create the canon. Prototype for an intended collection called "Catch Can." Musical notation and lyrics available in The Catch Book, edited by Paul Hillier, Oxford University Press, 1987.
Surely, there's a way to use this material musically. The "drunken remix" might not be it. At least, it may convince me to give up on composing and producing.