An alien took a dump, it hardened in a stream Before you knew it bottled water was a scream The people drank it but didn’t feel affected Crotch perspiration became the new sensation Then there were dealers with panties in bag Drug addicts bought them They found a new high The police got involved, but couldn’t find out why There was decrease in violent crimes They mellowed out, they mellowed out No more methadone No more cocaine No more heroin No more weed Soiled panties were all they would need
(solo)
If you’ve been sleepin’ and Your underwear’s been creepin’
Check out your hamper, you might Find out it’s been tampered
If something’s missin’, then Somebody might be sniffin’ It’s an addiction, a high Pulled out from whiffin’ The drugs we used to do don’t matter Now it’s panty goo
An alien took a dump, it hardened in a stream Before you knew it bottled water was a scream It’s only Panty Cult, no need in freakin’ out You can do them by yourself You don’t need no one else For Panty Cult For Panty Cult