Cuss Words
“I’m not allowed to cuss. Mommy says a princess don’t cuss. She don’t say any bad words. But Daddy does! Daddy has to put a dollar in the swear jar when he cusses. He cusses a lot. He’s funny! My friend Amber can cuss. Mommy said Amber’s parents are permission, and I’m lucky Mommy’s not permission. Amber’s mom and dad both cuss, too. They do a special dance when they cuss. They have paintings on the floor. It’s neat. We only have paintings on the walls. Amber does the dance, too, and she taught me the dance. It’s fun. It’s like the Hokey Pokey. Amber also showed me how to draw the magic star on the floor. You draw a line, and then you make a second line like that, and then three, and four, and five! A magic star! Mommy lets me draw on the sidewalk with chalk after school, but she gets mad if I draw the magic star. So I wash it off after I draw it. I like to do the special dance in the magic star. And then I say the cuss words! Amber’s parents told me what they were. Want to hear them? Don’t tell Mommy. Sutturuth Fritimug Xerith, Drethereth Iamb Vogloith. Mommy didn’t hear me swear last time I said it, but I still got in trouble. Someone broke all the mirrors in the house that day. Mommy said it was me! I wasn’t even in the house then! I didn’t do anything. I swear.”
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