WOW--IT'S THE FIRST NEW EPISODE OF THE 5 MINUTE SHOW IN A WEEK! All right, well, it's impressive when you consider that the last new episode before this one was the first new one in three years... did that make any sense? Regardless, YOU'VE GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT! We talk about immigration and in the "cooking" segment I do something that you just WON'T BELIEVE!! Of course, I can't believe what I did in the first segment of the episode either. Anyone who knows me knows I don't normally do what I do in this episode so: