Reviewer:
SWORNCOCKSMAN
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November 11, 2007
Subject:
NORMAN MAILER REST IN PEACE
I WOKE UP THIS MORN AND CHECKED FOXNEWS TO SEE IF WE WERE AT WAR W/ ANYONE YET, MY USUAL ROUTINE,WHEN I SAW ON THE "CRAWLER"AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN THAT MR. MAILER PASSED AWAY IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS.MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS "HOW SAD, AMERICA HAS LOST ANOTHER GREAT WRITER,PRETTY SOON OUR NATIVE LITERATURE TALENT POOL WILL DRY UP LIKE A $20 HOOKER...". THEN I TOOK A FEW HITS OFF MY BONG IN NORM'S HONOR,AND WALKED DOWN THE STREET TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD BOOKSELLER AND BOUGHT ALL OF THE "CLASSIC MAILER" I COULD FIND. I EVEN MANAGED TO GET A FIRST EDITION OF "THE NAKED AND THE DEAD". I PAID FOR THE BOOKS, AND AS THEY HANDED ME THE BOOK-BAG, I TOLD THEM NORMAN MAILER DIED EARLY THIS MORNING. THEY IMMEDIATLY MOVED ALL HIS BOOKS TO THE SPECIAL AUTHOR SECTION AND JACKED UP THE PRICE. CAPITALISM. GOD BLESS AMERICA, REST IN PEACE NORMAN MAILER.