in the year 1995, employee 1 was asked by his High School Student Body if he had a band. They were filling in spaces for live performances during the next week's lunchtime Culture Week. employee 1, of course answered "Yes!", and took a reservation in the festivities. "Great!" he figured. "an EXTENDED lunch break to wreck and ruin the hated SCHOOL MASS! and in the School Quad, no less, where they all collected!" employee 1 had already been playing with employees 2 & 3 in an un-named improv noise project, so he convinced them to join his 'band'. they weren't very hard to convince, as they had all gone to that school at one time or another. (1 was a senior, 2 had 'graduated', as had 3) With the quick addition of employees 4,5 & 6, the group was formed.
they would call themselves "drinking coffee from counselor troi's head"...........
then, the day came to play Piner High School. they collected themselves on stage, IN THE QUAD PACKED WITH THE HIP STUDENTS, and turned the instruments on. they all had a weapon: there were guitars aplenty, effect pedals to the sky, a drum machine, a defunct keyboard, a bullhorn, the HATE OF YEARS GONE WRONG AT THE HANDS OF THOSE IN THE AUDIENCE. so they went nuts. they went nuts for over 40 minutes - while being pelted with food, rocks, water balloons, and change from the sad group in attendance. the administration even tried to turn the power off, but IT DID NOT LAST LONG. (the power was turned back on, causing the loudest burst of sound and feedback to ever be heard by man AS THE BAND HAD NOT TURNED OFF THEIR INSTRUMENTS OR LEFT THE STAGE!) at times, the Student Body rep would come to one of them and say something like "play a real song or get off the stage!" - so they'd scream lyrics to currently popular pop songs into the bullhorn while the rest kept the barrage of noise and feedback coming and coming and COMING. the crowd did not know what to do. 'troi' erased their existance.
this is all that survives of the recording of the performance.
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