We take a look at the Super 14 semi-finals, and look forward to the final. Will it be Crusaders, again? Also, Scottie Dixon takes out the Indy 500; more role-playing with Megan; Chelsea slip up at the Champions League final, Ferrari crash out at Monte Carlo, the Kiwi cricketers collapse, and the CoC kick some kiwi canoers (rowers, actually, but the alliteration was going so well) out of their hotel.