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the county fair.
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A tough problem he makes to you,
It's time for your admiral review,
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And we've got entertainment for you
Watch out, it's the music, so let's do
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We'd like to be certain you know where to shop
Man hats are always wonderful across in all
But the quality's always the top
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This week, the Admiral Broadway Review
With a happy blend of song, dance and comedy
Thanks you to our county fair
Once in fall, once in hear me as I call
One week in the year you know when the fair is near we go
Come along, gather round and we'll all go to town, the fair is here
You'll take us there to the county fair
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Oh my god, we're going to be having a wonderful time
Where are we going to go now, Bob?
We're going home
Why are we going home?
Because, of course, we came here at nine o'clock in the morning
And it's getting dark, we're going home
Are you afraid of the dark, Bob?
Of course I'm not afraid of the dark
Then why are we going home?
Because I'm tired
What's the matter, Pop? Can't you take it anymore?
I guess it's not as yuppity yuppity as it used to be
Yeah, you get no props
Open up now
Oh, right, right, right, where do you want to go?
Do you want to go on the ferris wheel?
What's a ferris wheel?
What's a big thing that goes around and around?
Like a ferris wheel
No, a ferris wheel goes up and down
Up and down like a ferris wheel
But Daddy, if it goes round and round, how can it go up and down?
It goes both ways
Why?
Because that's the way they made it
Who made it?
The people who make the amusement
What's an amusement?
Amusement, amusement is everything around here is an amusement
Daddy, Daddy, is that going over there with the sign on the top?
Is that an amusement?
No, darling, that's a...
You know, perfectly well, but I think...
Oh, look, Daddy, the people are shooting
What are they shooting?
They're shooting ducks
Are they ducks?
No, make believe ducks, Daddy
Why do they make believe they're ducks?
They don't make believe they're ducks
The people make believe the ducks are ducks
Why do the people want to be ducks?
The people don't want to be ducks
They make believe the ducks are ducks
But Daddy, if the ducks are ducks,
why do people make believe they're ducks?
Because they're not makes the deal
The people
The people make the ducks who make the people
The people who people who are going...
The ducks will come
The ducks don't...
Let's go home
I want to go on the ferris
I don't want to go on the ferris wheel
Alright, let's go on
All right, all right
Let's go
Can't go to
scared
It was I'm gonna never scared
Because people afraid of course I'm not then why did you go on it?
I'm crazy
You're too young to be crazy
Right, you know, it's a dangerous thing
It goes way up in the air and then it comes down really fast
You see that just coming is gonna push out. Well, then everybody thinks they're gonna be killed
I
Want some food
Of course not
The very cruel to do that
You say oh you
Give me a hot dog without any mustard
I
I'm Admiral presents miss Janet Collins in after the Mardi Gras
I
Inside ladies and gentlemen for the wrestling match of the age
You are going to see absolutely and positively the greatest single attraction at the county fair
We are presenting tonight that one and only this gorgeous America
Just the gorgeous America will test his strength and agility against none other than the purple lot
Ladies and gentlemen step right inside now for the wrestling match of the age
Absolutely the greatest attraction at the county fair ready to begin right away
This corner we have the Greek champion
Hurtfully spankin his opponent
Great sensation gorgeous, America
I
Don't want unnecessary
I say break. I want you to break the break me. I don't want any kicking or biting
No, no, no punch. I'm not waiting
Right, I'll shake hands of a but the best man with
A better way I say we're gonna let just a moment. I'll be right
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We
We take you now to the lounge of Elkip all night long
We're all lovely and stimulating girl just got me and Fanny but
Entertained you every night from 10 p.m. Until 10 a.m.
Now 5 a.m. Our family is still going for so back it away Fanny put the good.
I'm here from 10 to 10. I'm playing your favorite record
Asking your phone calls and reading all of your requests. Now. The first thing I have is a request that came to me in 1923
JL if you're still alive, this is just for you. I hope you like it
Hello hello mother, how are you? I'm fine mother. How are you brother? All right mother what are you doing?
You're listening to the show mother you like to show that's wonderful mother. Yes. I'll be right home after the show mother
All right mother enjoy yourself
Ladies and gentlemen, that was my mother
And now folks I'd like to answer another request that I have it's from Min Jin Kim
And we would like to hear if what is known as my collection item. This record is worth over a thousand dollars
It's the last one in captivity and it's on re-take a room. So singing father your feet with sunshine. It's wonderful. Oh
No, no, ladies and gentlemen, I just have a signal of every into the club
Is that wonderful that funny man the man you all see and love that funny a man that you've ever seen?
Don't Johnny
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Want you to say something say something about the show but you're a rabbit say something about our beer now, ladies and gentlemen
I want you to all know that Joe is under no obligation whatsoever to praise our beer. So you're buying your own
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Drink block beer at breakfast dinner and supper and in between they even block beer brush your teeth in blood beer
There's no beer like blood beer
It says here
That is so much. No, I think that was just wonderful. I need to say that to me. Thank you. Don't worry
Hello
Yes, this is Fanny for the day
Well, thank you
Thank you. Hmm. Thank you. Oh, thank you. That's wonderful. Thank you
Thanks
Huh? The sponsor mr. Blob. Oh, yes, mr. Bob. How are you?
So I've been not selling any beer. It's my fault
Listen, maybe you wouldn't like to drink I'd I'm with my head on it either
Why don't you break it? All right
They're missing out there
Oh
Who's this John John? Yes, this is Fanny. Mm-hmm
What you listen to me every night all night long?
Your wife left because she's jealous of me
Well, you're being evicted from your house because you play the radio all night
What your children have left you to you can't work because he up all night listening to me. Oh
Isn't that sweet?
Well, you want to come over and see me personally wonderful. Wonderful. I'll be right here. All right, John. That's fine
Ladies and gentlemen, I wish you were all here with me this evening
But in our midst we have that lovely and lovely
Dashing star screen stage and radio you all know we're in love
I hope everybody in the club can see you I just wish you out there could see it too. Can everybody see you Reba?
Reba go over Reba so they can see your face
That's it
Are you Fanny?
John Joe
Ladies and gentlemen, this is John Jones. This is the man who's lost his wife family and children just because he loves to hear my program
John I'd like to play a special record for you. What can I play for you? This one?
Oh, they're missing out there. Oh
Oh
Please there has been quite a wave of popularity for each Indian dancing
But now as you know in this type of dancing every little movement
Has meaning all the stories having made a back study of the subject
I would like to tell you what some of the movements mean
May I demonstrate for you the ancient Hindu ritualistic dance the prison working?
Before I begin to the two are you speak?
The prison working is not easy to comprehend
Or even to understand
That is the first plan or even second glance or third glance or a fourth
Well perhaps the fourth
But not the third
See that as it may and it is quite possible in prison working
Every little meaning has a movement all its own
Which in Hindu Stanley means for example
You go away while this
Also means always
Only farther
And this
Mean get away boys you father me
Now in this dance which I collected you for you you will see me do
That very means that once upon a time the ancient god Siva
beautiful daughter
One day when looking through the forest
Where she met an elephant
But a sorcerer
Who lurked nearby cast a spell
Whereupon the beautiful daughter
Turned into the elephant
And the elephant
Turned into the beautiful daughter
and the sorcerer
Turned home
Only to be greeted by his wife with these words
Where have you been all day?
And the sorcerer replied though. I have been wreaking vengeance
Whereupon his wife replied
That's not the only thing you reach out you drunkard
next movement
Now in this dance, which I selected you for you you will see me do this
That doesn't mean anything
Purely decorative
But when you see me do this
That means that once upon a time an ancient warrior by the name of rubin
Drew had to go off to the wars and on the eve of the departure. He had a trip with his twist
So we decided to make a rendition of the song we heard earlier, and as a exclusive
. Now
a margin dollar champion attend a county fair.
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Now ladies and gentlemen Admiral presents said Caesar. There's a certain type of
nightclub that features the rhythm of the samba. And you'll notice that in front of
each one of these bands there's one fellow who has the roughly sleeves and the
rock and he's always so alive always around it's always making everybody so
happy. Well I like to work I like to show you a page in one of these some
of the singers you know saying this the samba night after night alien and taking
out all the time that rhythm kind of creeps into your system so I'd like to show
you. The life of the summer singer and finally leaves his job to get married his
wedding his honeymoon. And his married life and how it affects his work.
Which could be how the money might be a way to make it way to make it way to make
a point to all going you have to know what you know and you can be only would
be really.
I'm not going to ask you man and wife.
This man and wife is going to be a man and wife.
You take this man for your husband.
I'm not going to ask you man and wife.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Niagara Falls.
I love you chiquita.
I love you too.
One year later.
Now you get up.
I love you too.
Get up.
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We tell the story of.
We sing the glory of.
Baseball straight here on.
This man won every day.
And never lost a game.
Love you.
Just love you.
Was love you.
And me.
What's all the noise about why the hat cheering.
Why do they stand and shout.
Why do they scream.
It's the final inning.
The other team is winning.
Enter the pride of the Tenderville team.
Lucky McNeil.
It's the cinch in a pit we need.
Lucky McNeil.
Lucky is at the plate ready to deliver.
His team is counting on luck.
He's good.
But some pretty creatures are smiling from the bleachers.
See how they're taking his mind off the game.
Lucky McNeil.
Ain't it a shame.
Keeping your mind on a game.
The game.
And the whole.
Lucky raised the bat.
Everyone was silent.
Could he be thinking the game was a fake.
No to the contrary.
He stole a glance at Mary and remembered a picnic one day by the lake.
Was beside the lake over milk and cake.
When our Mac fell in love with Mary.
He asked her to change her name.
She said.
When the game.
Then he pledged his love over bath and glove.
He was flattered but.
Why worry.
She said.
I'll.
I want.
All.
You raise the bat you could hear a pin drop.
All eyes were glued upon lucky McNeil.
But in that second.
And not the memory back in.
Luella in her.
Brand new.
In my carriage.
Horses.
You and I will be the envy of them all.
Through the city.
We will hurry to the park for you.
You will make a hit.
If you are free.
I know that you'll be playing.
Just for me.
In my carriage.
Horses carried.
While speeding through the streets of Maryland.
My carriage.
Think of marriage.
When you hit the ball you make a hit with me.
I'll.
Right.
All.
Lucky one more strike and we're lost.
Think and think.
Think of the team.
Think of the honor of your profession.
I'm thinking I'm thinking.
All.
When you're out in the middle of the land the city for your own family for the right.
Electric range is radio record player that magic.
Brings you another star studded Admiral Broadway review.
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