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This week, the Admiral Broadway Review,
with a happy blend of song, dance, and comedy,
takes you to a county fair.
Once in all, hear me as I fall.
Once a week, in the year you know, when the fair is near we go.
Come along, gather round, and we'll all go to town.
The fair is here.
He'll take us there to the county fair.
The fair is here.
Oh, Daddy, aren't we having a wonderful time?
Weren't we going to go now, Pop?
We're going home.
Why are we going home?
Because, because we came here nine o'clock in the morning,
and it's getting dark.
We're going home.
Are you afraid of the dark, Pop?
Of course I'm not afraid of the dark.
Then why are we going home?
Because I'm tired.
What's the matter, Pop?
Can't you take it anymore?
I guess he's not as young as he used to be.
Yeah, you're getting old, Pop.
Oh, for Lord knows.
All right, all right.
Where do you want to go?
You want to go on the ferris wheel?
What's the ferris wheel?
What's the big thing that goes around in a row?
Like a merry-go-round.
No, a merry-go-round goes up and down, up and down like this.
But Daddy, if it goes round and round,
how can it go up and down?
Well, darling, it goes both ways, you understand?
Why?
Of course, that's the way they made it.
Who made it?
The people who make the amusement.
What's an amusement?
Amusement, amusement is, everything around here is an amusement.
Daddy, Daddy, is that door over there with the sign on the top,
is that an amusement?
No, darling, that's a...
You know perfectly well what that is.
Oh, look Daddy, the people are shooting!
What are they shooting?
They're shooting ducks.
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Don't make believe ducks, darling.
Why do they make believe they're ducks?
They don't make believe they're ducks,
The people make believe the ducks are ducks.
Why do the people want to be ducks?
They people don't want to be ducks.
They make believe the ducks are ducks.
But Daddy, if the ducks are ducks,
why do people make believe the ducks?
Because they're not making a deal.
The people...
The people make the ducks who make the people.
The people who are known as...
The ducks will come.
The dog stopped the...
Let's go home.
I want to go on the ferris wheel!
I don't want to go on the ferris wheel!
Alright, alright!
I don't want to go on the ferris wheel!
Alright, alright!
Alright!
Let's go home.
I want to go on the chute-de-chute!
You can't go on the chute-de-chute. It makes you scared.
Oh, you know it does!
Because I was on one and I was scared.
Why don't you go on the chute-de-chute?
Because people are crazy and they like to be scared.
Are you crazy?
No, of course I'm not crazy.
Then why did you go on it?
Alright, I'm crazy.
No, I want to be crazy and go on the chute!
You can't be crazy!
You're too young to be crazy!
Why? You know what you're doing? It's a dangerous thing.
It goes way up in the air and then it comes down
really fast and you feel your stomach is going to burst out.
And then everybody thinks they're going to be killed.
And we all scream.
You come out into the dark alley. It's really dark.
And you see all kinds of faces.
La, la, la, la!
And then the long hand comes out
from the glas and you scream.
Ahhhh!
He is crazy.
Do you feel alright?
I feel fine.
I thought you were tired.
I am tired and I'm hungry and I want to go home.
You're hungry, Daddy?
I want to eat my hot dogs.
Take some of my ice cream, Daddy.
Food.
Then eat it!
Miss Rose!
Aren't you ashamed?
Ashamed?
Of course!
Good!
You've been very crude to your old man.
Why?
You should be ashamed of both of you!
Give him your hot dog without any mustard.
Oh, is that the way you want it, Daddy?
Oh, my Daddy!
Here you go!
Daddy!
Admiral presents Miss Janet Collins in After the Mardi Gras.
After the Mardi Gras.
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Right inside, ladies and gentlemen, for the wrestling match of the age.
You are going to see absolutely and positively this latest single attraction at the county fair.
We are presenting tonight that one and only Mr. Gorgeous America.
Mr. Gorgeous America will test his strength and agility against none other than the Purple Wasp.
Ladies and gentlemen, step right inside now for the wrestling match of the age.
Absolutely the greatest attraction at the county fair.
Ready to begin right away.
Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner we have the Greek champion,
Hercules Stragis and his opponent, the great sensation, Gorgeous America.
Laughter.
Alright, boys.
Now you both know the rules of wrestling.
I don't want unnecessary roughness.
When I say break, I want you to break and break clean.
I don't want any kicking, no biting, no gouging, no punching.
Now shake hands.
Stop!
Wait a while.
Now shake hands and make the wrestling win.
Wrestling.
Alright.
Now the ring.
I say we're going to wrestle.
Just a moment, I'll be right with you.
Stop washing my hair.
He's going to wash my hair.
Don't wash my hair!
Watch him.
Watch the man with the hat.
He's using his hands.
Watch the man with the hat.
Watch the hat.
That's all.
Come on and wrestle.
Alright.
You want to give up?
No.
Come on and wrestle.
No, not this, not this.
I'm supposed to win tonight, take it easy.
He's spangling me.
He's spangling me!
My hand is through there, no spangling.
I'm not spangling.
Hey, I'm free here, come on wrestle me.
Oh!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Alright, the winner, the new champion.
I'm the winner!
Ladies and gentlemen, we take you now to the lounge of El Tepo Nightclub, where our lovely
and scintillating girl disc jockey, Miss Fanny Slipperdisc, entertains you every night
from 10 p.m. until 10 a.m.
It is now 5 a.m.
And our Fanny is still going strong.
So, take it away, Fanny Slipperdisc.
What's the matter?
She's still on the edge.
They're missing out there.
Hello everybody, this is your girl, Fanny Slipperdisc.
I'm here from 10 till 10.
I'm playing your favorite records, answering your phone calls, and reading all of your
requests.
Now, the first thing I have is a request that came to me in 1923.
JL, if you're still alive, this is just for you.
I hope you like it.
Hello?
Hello, mother.
How are you?
I'm fine, mother.
How are you?
All right, mother, what are you doing?
You listening to the show, mother?
You like the show?
That's wonderful, mother.
Yes, I'll be right home after the show, mother.
All right, mother.
Enjoy yourself.
Ladies and gentlemen, that was my mother.
And now folks, I'd like to answer another request that I have.
It's for Rin Tin Tin.
Ladies and gentlemen, that was my mother.
And now folks, I'd like to answer another request that I have.
It's from Rin Tin Tin.
And he would like to hear, it's what is known as my collective item.
This record is worth over a thousand dollars.
It's the last one in captivity.
And it's Enrique Caruso singing,
Potter Your Feet with Sunshine. It's a wonderful song.
Oh, oh no, no, ladies and gentlemen, I just have a signal of entering into the club.
Is that wonderful, that funny man, the man you all see and love,
that funny man that you've ever seen, Joe Jolly.
Say hello Joe, say hello Joe.
How are you, Fanny?
I'm fine, how are you Joe?
Listen, I want you to say something, say something about the show.
Would you rather say something about our beer?
Now ladies and gentlemen, I want you to all know that Joe is under no obligation whatsoever to praise our beer.
Joe, you're on your own.
Well, Blub's beer is the finest beer in the world.
Drink Blub's beer at breakfast, dinner, and supper, and in between.
Bathe in Blub's beer, brush your teeth in Blub's beer.
There's no beer like Blub's beer, it says here.
All right Fanny.
Thank you so much Joe, I think that was just wonderful of you to say that to me.
Thank you, Joe Jolly.
Hello? Yes, this is Fanny Flipordis.
Uh-huh. Well thank you. Thank you.
Mm-hmm. Thank you.
Oh thank you, that's just wonderful.
Thank you.
Mm, thanks.
Huh, the sponsor? Mr. Blub.
Oh yes, Mr. Blub, how are you?
What, they're not selling any beer?
It's my fault.
Listen, maybe you wouldn't like to drink iodine with a head on it either.
Well why don't you drink it?
All right.
They're missing out there.
Hello?
Who's this? John Jones?
Yes, this is Fanny.
Mm-hmm.
What? You listen to me every night, all night long?
Your wife left you because she's jealous of me.
What? You're being evicted from your house because you play the radio all night?
Oh, it's just, your children have left you too?
You can't work because you're up all night listening to me?
Aww, isn't that sweet.
Well, you want to come over and see me personally?
Wonderful, wonderful, I'll be right here. All right John, that's fine.
Oh ladies and gentlemen, I wish you were all here with me this evening.
But in our midst, we have that lovely and lovely dashing star of screen, stage and radio.
You all know we're in love, and I hope everybody in the club can see her.
I just wish you out there could see her too.
Can everybody see her? Reba? Reba?
Roll over Reba so they can see your face.
That's it.
Are you Fanny Puppet?
Yes.
I'm John Jones.
Oh, oh, John Jones. Ladies and gentlemen, this is John Jones.
This is the man who's lost his wife, family and children just because he loves to hear my program.
John, I'd like to play a special record for you. What can I play for you?
This one.
They're listening out there.
Up late, there has been quite a wave of popularity for East Indian dancing.
Well now, as you know, in this type of dancing, every little movement has meaning all its own.
Having made a vast study of the subject, I would like to tell you what some of the movements mean.
May I demonstrate for you the ancient Hindu ritualistic dance, the Krishnamurti.
But before I begin, permit me to allude to state.
The Krishnamurti is not easy to comprehend or even to understand.
That is at first glance, or even second glance, or third glance, or fourth.
Well, perhaps the fourth, but not the third.
Be that as it may, and it is quite possible in Krishnamurti,
every little meaning has a movement all its own.
The, the who, the who.
Which in Hindu's understanding means, for example, this.
Means go away.
While this also means go away.
Only farther.
And this means get away boys, you bother me.
Now in this dance, which I've collected for you, you will see me do this.
That's really means that once upon a time, the ancient god Siva had a beautiful daughter.
Who one day went walking through the forest.
Where she met an elephant.
But a sorcerer, who lurked nearby cast a spell.
Whereupon the beautiful daughter turned into the elephant.
And the elephant turned into the beautiful daughter.
And the sorcerer turned home.
Only to be greeted by his wife with these words.
Where have you been all day?
And the sorcerer replied, though I have been reaching vengeance.
Whereupon his wife replied, that's not the only thing you reek of you drunkard.
Which brings us to the next movement.
Now in this dance, which I've collected for you, you will see me do this.
That doesn't mean anything.
Purely decorative.
But when you see me do this.
That means that once upon a time an ancient warrior by the name of Rubin the screw.
Had to go off to the war.
And on the eve of his departure he had a trick with his twist.
He sang to her thusly.
Rock with new this new Punjabi clover. Rock with this new Punjabi mubar.
Rock with new this new Punjabi clover.
And now Marge and Gower champion attend the county fair.
Music.
Now ladies and gentlemen Admiral presents Sid Caesar.
Ladies and gentlemen there's a certain type of nightclub that features the rhythm of the Samba.
And you'll notice that in front of each one of these bands there's one fellow who has the roughly sleeves and the maracas.
And he's always so alive always around.
He's always making everybody so happy.
Well I'd like to I'd like to show you a page in one of these Samba singers.
You know singing this Samba night after night day in and day out all the time.
That rhythm kind of creeps into your system.
So I'd like to show you the life of a Samba singer and the time he leaves his job to get married.
His wedding his honeymoon and his married life and how it affects his work.
Music.
Well here we go.
Music.
Be with us again same time same channel next Friday night when your admiral dealer the man to see for the
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