MISS MATFIELD WONDERS 227 because he had read a great many bad stones or because the stories were nearer the truth than one thought and were worked up, on the fringes of Empire, out of men like Major AnsdelL Miss Matfield hung back and saw the Ansdells greet one another and then go upstairs, obviously to Evelyn's room. There was no talking to Major Ansdell in a public room; he was far too fond of a scene and was not at all shy. Miss Matfield went into the lounge, to smoke a cigarette, and spent an envious ten minutes glancing through one of those illustrated weeklies that seem to be produced simply to glorify that small section of society which works only to keep itself amused. It showed her photographs of these demigods and goddesses racing and hunting in the cold places, bathing and lounging in the warm places, and eating and drinking and swaggering in places of every temperature. By the time she had finished her cigarette, Miss Matfield quite understood the temptation to start a revolution, and told herself that these papers simply asked for one. Then she, too, went upstairs to her room. She had not been there more than a few minutes when Evelyn Ansdell burst in, crying: "My dear, Mother's on the phone. Do go in and talk to Father until I come back. If you don't, he'll come down and do something absurd. I'll be as quick as I can." And off she went. Evelyn's bedroom seemed almost entirely filled by her father, who welcomed his daughter's friend-and Miss Matfield felt herself thrust into the part of daughter's friend at once—with his usual grave and elaborate courtesy. He was, she felt, enjoying himself, and was probably the only man who ever had enjoyed himself visiting the Burpenfield. He addressed her as "Miss