MR, SMEETH GETS HIS RISE 305 because she's good with her fingers—when she cares to use 'em and that's not often in the house—and she likes altering hats, which is more than I ever did." "Everybody says I'm clever at it," said Edna, looking rather defiant. "I don't know what you mean by 'everybody/ but if you mean your Minnie Watsons and such like, I don't think whatever they say amounts to much. They'd tell you anything for tuppence. But still. Dad, it's not a bad idea—but, as I told her, this apprenticeship busi- ness is coming a bit hard on us because it's working for nothing and now that she'd been earning money, she's used to having it to spend, and we've got to keep her looking decent and she'll still want to be spending some- thing and she'll be bringing nothing in for a long time. You say I haven't a head for business, Dad—and I dare say I haven't and I don't know that I want to have- but I saw that as soon as she mentioned it and asked her what she thought we were going to get out of it." "Dad can't talk," cried Edna, looking across at him triumphantly, " 'cos he wanted me to be a teacher and if I'd started to be a teacher, I'd have been going to college now, and then he'd have had to be paying for me, never mind me not earning anything." "Yes, but you didn't want to be a teacher, did you?" said Mrs. Smeeth, as if that somehow settled the matter. "Besides, my girl," Mr. Smeeth began, rather pom- pously. "Take your tea, Dad." It was a curious thing, but whenever Mr. Smeeth had some really dignified state- ment to make, Mrs. Smeeth invariably broke in to hand him a cup or a plate or to ask him to put some coal on the fire or to see if there was somebody at the front door.