MISS MATFIELD'S NEW YEAR 385 wool snow were still rolling past. The festive season- help! It was all an elaborate stunt to persuade every- body to spend money buying useless things for every- body else. She tried her novel again: The months passed, and still Jeffrey made no sign. He had not for- given her. In despair, Jenifer accepted an invitation to join the Mainwarings in Madeira, returned to a gay but feverish fortnight in Chelsea (where John Anderson sought her out everywhere and never left her side), and then appeared, still smiling, still audacious, but with a vaguely haunted look, at Cap d'Antibes. It was there she heard that Jeffrey had been seen at Miami—"And with Gloria Judge, my dear!3 And that was quite enough of that. Who cared what happened to Jenifer and Jeffrey, the pair of ninnies? And why were all these novels always filled with people who spent all their time travel- ling about to mere resorts and spas, and deciding whom to live with next? Nobody ever did any work in them. She returned to the subject of Christmas. It was, on the whole, she decided, revolting. You gave people a lot of silly things, diaries and calendars and rot, or use- ful things that were not right, gloves of the wrong size and stockings of the wrong shade (and she would have to be thinking out her presents now, and she was terribly hard up); and they in their turn gave you silly things and the useful things that were not right. You ate masses of food you didn't want (and even Dr. Matfield, who had ideas about diet, said it didn't matter at Christ- mas), and then you sat about, pretending to be jolly, but really stodged, sleepy, headachy, and in urgent need of bicarbonate of soda. If you stayed at home, you yawned, tried to convince your mother that you hadn't a rich secret life you were hiding from her, and drearily N*