WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:06.000 Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed. 00:06.000 --> 00:08.000 Poor mountain deer barely kept his family fed. 00:08.000 --> 00:11.000 Then one day he was shooting out some food, 00:11.000 --> 00:14.000 and up through the ground come a bubbling crew. 00:14.000 --> 00:19.000 All that is black gold, Texas cheese. 00:19.000 --> 00:22.000 Well the first thing you know, Jed's a millionaire. 00:22.000 --> 00:25.000 Kid and folks said, Jed, move away from there. 00:25.000 --> 00:27.000 Said California is the place you ought to be. 00:27.000 --> 00:31.000 So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills. 00:31.000 --> 00:58.000 Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars, the Beverly Hillbillies. 00:58.000 --> 01:10.000 Hey everybody, look what I got. 01:10.000 --> 01:18.000 Uncle Jed, Granny, Ellie, we got a letter from Ma. 01:18.000 --> 01:20.000 What's Jethro yelling about? 01:20.000 --> 01:22.000 Sounds like he said we got a letter from Ma. 01:22.000 --> 01:24.000 What's all the commotion? 01:24.000 --> 01:26.000 Ellie says Jethro says Pearl sent us a letter. 01:26.000 --> 01:27.000 A letter of what? 01:27.000 --> 01:28.000 Did you hear what? 01:28.000 --> 01:30.000 No, but I bet you it's kittens. 01:30.000 --> 01:33.000 Oh kittens, Pearl's always trying to give away kittens. 01:33.000 --> 01:34.000 Well there y'all are. 01:34.000 --> 01:36.000 Where's the kittens, Jethro? 01:36.000 --> 01:37.000 What kittens? 01:37.000 --> 01:39.000 Senior Moore sent us some kittens. 01:39.000 --> 01:43.000 Just a minute. 01:43.000 --> 01:45.000 Nope, just a letter. 01:45.000 --> 01:49.000 Jethro, how could you think that kittens would... 01:49.000 --> 02:00.000 Well come on, sit down, let's hear what Pearl's got to say. 02:00.000 --> 02:06.000 Dear son and kinfolk, I take pen in hand to say we are all fine back here. 02:06.000 --> 02:08.000 How are you all out there? 02:08.000 --> 02:09.000 Just fine, Pearl. 02:09.000 --> 02:11.000 That's right. 02:11.000 --> 02:15.000 Jethro, I hope you are making good marks in school out there. 02:15.000 --> 02:17.000 Ma thinks I'm going to school. 02:17.000 --> 02:21.000 Are you in the fifth grade like you would be here? 02:21.000 --> 02:25.000 Doggy, Jethro, I clean forgot about putting you in school. 02:25.000 --> 02:27.000 We're going to have to get you started today. 02:27.000 --> 02:28.000 Can I go too? 02:28.000 --> 02:32.000 Well, I think Miss Hathaway's got plans to put you in some girls' school. 02:32.000 --> 02:33.000 Can I go too? 02:33.000 --> 02:36.000 Jethro, I just said it was a girls' school. 02:36.000 --> 02:38.000 That's why I want to go. 02:38.000 --> 02:39.000 I like girls. 02:39.000 --> 02:41.000 I don't. 02:41.000 --> 02:44.000 Let's get this letter. After that, we'll take care of school. 02:44.000 --> 02:48.000 Your sister, Jethrene, had a narrow escape. 02:48.000 --> 02:52.000 A city dude tried to take advantage of her. 02:52.000 --> 02:54.000 What does that mean, Pa? 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 Well, that's... 02:56.000 --> 02:58.000 Well, Granny will explain that to you later. 02:58.000 --> 03:00.000 Tell us more about the city dude, Jethro. 03:00.000 --> 03:03.000 His name is Jasper Heed. 03:03.000 --> 03:04.000 Jasper Heed? 03:04.000 --> 03:06.000 That's a funny name. 03:06.000 --> 03:09.000 Oh, he's a dot in there. 03:09.000 --> 03:11.000 His name is Jasper. 03:11.000 --> 03:15.000 He wears patent leather shoes and spats on them. 03:15.000 --> 03:18.000 Don't sound too neat, does he? 03:19.000 --> 03:21.000 He's seen your sister at the cabin 03:21.000 --> 03:25.000 when I went there to keep an eye on it for Cousin Jed. 03:25.000 --> 03:27.000 I know what Pearl went there to keep an eye on. 03:27.000 --> 03:29.000 That Mr. Brewster. 03:29.000 --> 03:31.000 Well, Granny, Pearl's a widow woman. 03:31.000 --> 03:32.000 She's got a right to look. 03:32.000 --> 03:34.000 I ain't knocking it. 03:34.000 --> 03:37.000 I got my eyes open myself. 03:37.000 --> 03:40.000 At first, I thought the city dude worked for Mr. Brewster, 03:40.000 --> 03:42.000 so I drove back out to the cabin 03:42.000 --> 03:44.000 to give him a piece of my mind. 03:44.000 --> 03:47.000 I could put a bug in that Mr. Brewster's ear. 03:47.000 --> 03:49.000 Look out for feathers. 03:49.000 --> 03:50.000 Feathers? 03:50.000 --> 03:52.000 The more Pearl has her eye on a man, 03:52.000 --> 03:55.000 the more feathers she sticks in her hat. 03:58.000 --> 03:59.000 That's right. 03:59.000 --> 04:03.000 Three and eight came in flowing 2,000 barrels a day. 04:03.000 --> 04:05.000 And it looks like the news is that 04:05.000 --> 04:07.000 the strike's gonna be even better. 04:07.000 --> 04:09.000 There's no doubt about it. 04:09.000 --> 04:12.000 This is one of the richest pools we've ever hit. 04:12.000 --> 04:15.000 Yep, everything from here is good news. 04:15.000 --> 04:16.000 Uh... 04:19.000 --> 04:21.000 Well, not everything. 04:21.000 --> 04:23.000 I'll call you back. 04:25.000 --> 04:28.000 Mrs. Bodine, this is a pleasant surprise. 04:28.000 --> 04:30.000 Well, thank you. 04:30.000 --> 04:32.000 Although you might not think it's so pleasant 04:32.000 --> 04:35.000 when you hear what I have to say. 04:35.000 --> 04:36.000 Oh? 04:36.000 --> 04:38.000 One of them oil fellas working for you 04:38.000 --> 04:40.000 has made advances to my daughter. 04:40.000 --> 04:41.000 Made advances? 04:41.000 --> 04:43.000 Well, what would you call being picked up 04:43.000 --> 04:45.000 and carried off by brute force? 04:45.000 --> 04:47.000 Well, I'd call that making advances. 04:47.000 --> 04:48.000 What's his name? 04:48.000 --> 04:49.000 Jasper DePew. 04:49.000 --> 04:50.000 Jasper DePew. 04:50.000 --> 04:52.000 I ain't seen him myself, 04:52.000 --> 04:54.000 but from what Jeff Green tells me, 04:54.000 --> 04:56.000 he's a pretty slick article. 04:56.000 --> 04:58.000 Oh, Mr. Brewster, 04:58.000 --> 05:00.000 you don't know how hard it is 05:00.000 --> 05:02.000 for two girls living alone 05:02.000 --> 05:04.000 like Jeff Green and me. 05:04.000 --> 05:06.000 You see, my son Jeff rose in California 05:06.000 --> 05:08.000 with Cousin Jed, leaving us no man 05:08.000 --> 05:10.000 to protect us. 05:10.000 --> 05:12.000 I'm a widow woman, you know. 05:12.000 --> 05:17.000 I guess, wherever you have 05:17.000 --> 05:20.000 two unattached girls living alone, 05:20.000 --> 05:22.000 there's bound to be trouble. 05:22.000 --> 05:25.000 Especially when the girls are the kind 05:25.000 --> 05:27.000 that men call lookers. 05:27.000 --> 05:29.000 Did you say his name is DePew? 05:29.000 --> 05:31.000 Jasper DePew. 05:31.000 --> 05:33.000 Calls himself Jasbo. 05:33.000 --> 05:36.000 Old Jeff Green says he's a flashy dresser 05:36.000 --> 05:38.000 and a fancy talker and drives a sporty car. 05:38.000 --> 05:41.000 Regular big city dude. 05:41.000 --> 05:44.000 I guess Jeff Green's kind of like me 05:44.000 --> 05:48.000 when it comes to tall, handsome city fellas. 05:48.000 --> 05:51.000 I'm just potty in their hands. 05:51.000 --> 05:54.000 Nope, no one by that name working for OK Oil. 05:54.000 --> 05:56.000 You mind if I look? 05:56.000 --> 05:58.000 Oh, no, go right ahead. 05:58.000 --> 06:01.000 I'm bound and determined to find the rascal 06:01.000 --> 06:04.000 that trifled with the affections of my sweet, 06:04.000 --> 06:07.000 innocent, helpless big girl. 06:07.000 --> 06:09.000 Ma! 06:09.000 --> 06:12.000 Jeff Green, I thought I told you to stay in the buggy. 06:12.000 --> 06:14.000 I seen Jasper DePew coming. 06:14.000 --> 06:15.000 He? 06:15.000 --> 06:16.000 Yes, him. 06:16.000 --> 06:18.000 Oh, well, thank goodness we got Mr. Brewster 06:18.000 --> 06:20.000 to protect us. 06:20.000 --> 06:23.000 Oh, there he is. 06:23.000 --> 06:26.000 No! 06:26.000 --> 06:29.000 Mr. Brewster throw his arms around me 06:29.000 --> 06:33.000 and help me in his strong embrace. 06:33.000 --> 06:35.000 What's an embrace, Paul? 06:35.000 --> 06:37.000 Well, that's when folks kind of twine their arms 06:37.000 --> 06:38.000 around one another. 06:38.000 --> 06:40.000 You mean like wrasslin'? 06:40.000 --> 06:44.000 It's sort of like wrasslin', except they ain't men. 06:44.000 --> 06:47.000 It's like wrasslin' for fun. 06:47.000 --> 06:50.000 Ah, I reckon you could say that. 06:50.000 --> 06:52.000 Well, get going. 06:52.000 --> 06:54.000 Then we heard a knock on the door 06:54.000 --> 06:57.000 and we knowed it was Jasper Heep. 06:57.000 --> 07:00.000 Better look for that dot again. 07:00.000 --> 07:02.000 Oh, yeah. 07:02.000 --> 07:04.000 We knowed it was Jasper. 07:04.000 --> 07:06.000 He was there to get Jethreen. 07:06.000 --> 07:09.000 Her beauty had set his heart to burnin' 07:09.000 --> 07:11.000 with flamin' desire. 07:11.000 --> 07:14.000 What's flamin' desire, Paul? 07:14.000 --> 07:17.000 Well, uh, Granny'll explain that to you later. 07:17.000 --> 07:20.000 Well, I'll try. 07:20.000 --> 07:24.000 You're sure countin' a heap on my memory. 07:29.000 --> 07:32.000 Read on with your ma's letter there, Jethro. 07:32.000 --> 07:33.000 Yeah, it's gettin' good. 07:33.000 --> 07:36.000 One city fella's got his arms around Aunt Pearl 07:36.000 --> 07:37.000 and another's waitin' at the door 07:37.000 --> 07:39.000 to grab cousin Jethreen. 07:39.000 --> 07:42.000 My only thought was to save my daughter, 07:42.000 --> 07:50.000 so I tore loose from Mr. Brewster's embrace. 07:50.000 --> 07:52.000 I saw Jethreen headin' for the door, 07:52.000 --> 07:56.000 so I quick-throwed myself betwixt my child and danger. 07:56.000 --> 07:58.000 Sweet innocent Jethreen, not knowin' better, 07:58.000 --> 08:00.000 let that rascal in. 08:00.000 --> 08:01.000 He went right to sweet talkin' 08:01.000 --> 08:04.000 in a voice smoother than fresh churned butter. 08:04.000 --> 08:07.000 Hello again, you great big beautiful love for sugar. 08:07.000 --> 08:10.000 I brought you somethin' all the way from Eureka Spring. 08:10.000 --> 08:13.000 Genuine orchids growed in a hot house. 08:13.000 --> 08:17.000 And this lovely young girl must be your sister. 08:17.000 --> 08:18.000 I'm her ma. 08:18.000 --> 08:19.000 No. 08:19.000 --> 08:20.000 Yeah. 08:20.000 --> 08:22.000 Well, for Jethreen's beautiful mother, 08:22.000 --> 08:25.000 a little gift of genuine French imported perfume 08:25.000 --> 08:27.000 all the way from Paris, France. 08:27.000 --> 08:30.000 Oh, well, you had an order. 08:30.000 --> 08:35.000 Oh my goodness, genuine Paris, France perfume. 08:35.000 --> 08:37.000 Look at that French writin' on there. 08:37.000 --> 08:40.000 That says, Ah, Dear Moua. 08:40.000 --> 08:42.000 That means, Oh, Love. 08:42.000 --> 08:44.000 Ain't he a sport, Moua? 08:44.000 --> 08:46.000 And for Jethreen's handsome father, 08:46.000 --> 08:48.000 a genuine cigarette case. 08:48.000 --> 08:49.000 Uber. 08:49.000 --> 08:52.000 Thank you, but I am not Jethreen's father. 08:52.000 --> 08:55.000 No, Mr. Brewster ain't my husband. 08:55.000 --> 08:57.000 He's just a friend. 08:57.000 --> 09:00.000 Well, any friend of Jethreen's beautiful mother 09:00.000 --> 09:02.000 is a friend of mine. 09:02.000 --> 09:04.000 This is from old Mexico and hammered out 09:04.000 --> 09:08.000 a solid silver by the Aztecs Indians hundreds of years ago. 09:08.000 --> 09:10.000 That brings up an interesting question. 09:10.000 --> 09:13.000 Why would the Aztecs make cigarette cases 09:13.000 --> 09:15.000 when they had no cigarettes? 09:15.000 --> 09:18.000 That is an interesting question. 09:18.000 --> 09:22.000 I'll have to ask some of my Aztecs friends about that. 09:22.000 --> 09:24.000 Hey, doll. 09:24.000 --> 09:26.000 Remember, Ain't She Sweet? 09:26.000 --> 09:27.000 Well, I've read them. 09:27.000 --> 09:29.000 Hey, what happened to your orchids? 09:29.000 --> 09:30.000 Nothing. 09:30.000 --> 09:32.000 I ate them already. 09:32.000 --> 09:35.000 What do you mean you ate all the expensive orchids? 09:35.000 --> 09:37.000 Moua, you should have spoke for one. 09:37.000 --> 09:39.000 It wasn't very filling. 09:39.000 --> 09:42.000 Ain't she sweet? 09:42.000 --> 09:44.000 From head down to her feet. 09:44.000 --> 09:48.000 And that's a long way, but I ask you very confidentially. 09:48.000 --> 09:50.000 Ain't that baby sweet? 09:50.000 --> 09:53.000 Mmm, ain't she large? 09:53.000 --> 09:55.000 But she gives me such a charge. 09:55.000 --> 09:58.000 I ask you very confidentially. 09:58.000 --> 10:00.000 Ain't that baby large? 10:00.000 --> 10:05.000 She stretches out in all directions. 10:05.000 --> 10:07.000 I'm in a shout. 10:07.000 --> 10:10.000 Lordy, that's perfection. 10:10.000 --> 10:11.000 Are you with me? 10:11.000 --> 10:13.000 Ain't she keen? 10:13.000 --> 10:16.000 Well, that's the most I've ever seen. 10:16.000 --> 10:19.000 And I'm here to tell you I'm her ding-dong daddy. 10:19.000 --> 10:21.000 And she's my queen. 10:21.000 --> 10:23.000 And she is king size. 10:23.000 --> 10:25.000 My Jethreen. 10:25.000 --> 10:27.000 Her lots of mamas. 10:27.000 --> 10:29.000 My Jethreen. 10:29.000 --> 10:34.000 She carries me away. 10:34.000 --> 10:41.000 Jethreen, put him down. 10:41.000 --> 10:46.000 So your sister Jethreen has got herself a steady fella now. 10:46.000 --> 10:49.000 He says he is going to ask for her hand someday. 10:49.000 --> 10:52.000 I hope he will take the rest of her too. 10:52.000 --> 10:54.000 Ha ha. 10:54.000 --> 10:57.000 Give my love to all and be a good boy. 10:57.000 --> 11:02.000 I am going out now to mail this letter and get some more feathers for my hat. 11:02.000 --> 11:06.000 Ha ha. 11:06.000 --> 11:08.000 As ever, your loving mother. 11:08.000 --> 11:10.000 Sure nice to hear from Ma. 11:10.000 --> 11:11.000 My hon, it's nice hearing from you. 11:11.000 --> 11:16.000 Jethro, you and me has got to go right out and find a school and get you to going. 11:16.000 --> 11:20.000 Granny, you pack up a nice lunch for Jethro to total on. 11:20.000 --> 11:26.000 How about a big mess of poke greens and chitlins with some polar and a big pot of sardine to dip it in. 11:26.000 --> 11:27.000 Fine. 11:27.000 --> 11:30.000 Oh, Granny, it don't have to be that fancy. 11:30.000 --> 11:33.000 Some of the other boys here in Beverly Hills might not have it so good. 11:33.000 --> 11:34.000 They'd go to complain it to their folks. 11:34.000 --> 11:35.000 Let them complain. 11:35.000 --> 11:38.000 It ain't going to hurt none to raise their standard a little. 11:38.000 --> 11:41.000 I'll get the truck up to Jeth. 11:41.000 --> 11:44.000 Paul, please let me go with Jethro. 11:44.000 --> 11:48.000 I can help him fight if the big kids in the fifth grade goes to picking on me. 11:48.000 --> 11:52.000 I know for sure that Miss Hathaway has got other plans for your schooling. 11:52.000 --> 11:56.000 But with Jethro gone, I won't have nobody to play with. 11:56.000 --> 11:57.000 Oh, yes, you will. 11:57.000 --> 11:59.000 I just remembered something. 11:59.000 --> 12:04.000 Mr. Drysdale's stepson is coming home for Thanksgiving. 12:04.000 --> 12:07.000 And he's going to be living right next door. 12:07.000 --> 12:09.000 And you can play with him. 12:09.000 --> 12:12.000 Mr. Drysdale gave me some pictures of him. 12:12.000 --> 12:13.000 These pictures are sunny. 12:13.000 --> 12:15.000 That's what they call them, sunny. 12:15.000 --> 12:20.000 He's been going to a lot of schools and you ought to know some real good games to play. 12:20.000 --> 12:21.000 Ain't he something? 12:21.000 --> 12:24.000 Yeah, but what? 12:24.000 --> 12:27.000 Well, he's a boy. 12:27.000 --> 12:30.000 Are you sure? 12:30.000 --> 12:32.000 Just because he's wearing it. 12:32.000 --> 12:33.000 Well, there's Jethro. 12:33.000 --> 12:37.000 Now, you keep thinking about how much fun you're going to be having with him right next door. 12:37.000 --> 12:42.000 You know, he does kind of favor that movie actor, Rudolph Valentino. 12:42.000 --> 12:44.000 Here's Jethro's lunch. 12:44.000 --> 12:48.000 I didn't have time to fix much, but it'll hold him until he gets home from school. 12:48.000 --> 12:50.000 I got a little surprise in there. 12:50.000 --> 12:53.000 I've been saving it for a special day and I reckon this is it. 12:53.000 --> 12:54.000 What is it, Granny? 12:54.000 --> 12:56.000 Deviled hawk eggs. 12:56.000 --> 12:58.000 What in the doggies? 12:58.000 --> 13:00.000 Makes me wish I was going to school. 13:00.000 --> 13:08.000 School's all right. 13:08.000 --> 13:10.000 Millicent, Schuyler, and Potts. 13:10.000 --> 13:13.000 I reckon them three is the teacher. 13:13.000 --> 13:15.000 Three teachers. 13:15.000 --> 13:16.000 Must be awful big school. 13:16.000 --> 13:18.000 All right. 13:18.000 --> 13:30.000 Well, let's go in there and get you started. 13:30.000 --> 13:40.000 Here you are. 13:40.000 --> 13:43.000 May I help you? 13:43.000 --> 13:45.000 Well, I reckon maybe you can. 13:45.000 --> 13:50.000 Diana, someone has parked a most disreputable looking vehicle outside my window. 13:50.000 --> 13:53.000 I'm happy to push these gentlemen. 13:53.000 --> 14:02.000 Oh. 14:02.000 --> 14:04.000 Yes, what is it you wish? 14:04.000 --> 14:07.000 Well, I'd like to get my nephew started into school. 14:07.000 --> 14:09.000 Here? 14:09.000 --> 14:14.000 Well, here's all right if you got room for a desk in his lunch basket. 14:14.000 --> 14:19.000 My dear man, this is a most exclusive private school. 14:19.000 --> 14:21.000 The tuition is quite expensive. 14:21.000 --> 14:23.000 Well, beyond your means, I'm sure. 14:23.000 --> 14:25.000 Does that mean it costs a lot of money? 14:25.000 --> 14:27.000 That is precisely what it means. 14:27.000 --> 14:32.000 Well, I can pay you if it ain't over 25 million. 14:32.000 --> 14:34.000 25 million? 14:34.000 --> 14:36.000 Yes, ma'am, that's all I got. 14:36.000 --> 14:38.000 Dollars? 14:38.000 --> 14:39.000 Yes, ma'am. 14:39.000 --> 14:40.000 And cash. 14:40.000 --> 14:43.000 Yes, ma'am. 14:43.000 --> 14:47.000 This is obviously a practical joke perpetrated by one of my envious competitors. 14:47.000 --> 14:49.000 What is your name? 14:49.000 --> 14:51.000 Jed Clampett, ma'am, and this year... 14:51.000 --> 14:55.000 And you expect me to believe that you have 25 million dollars? 14:55.000 --> 15:06.000 Well, no, not on me, ma'am, but my neighbor, Mr. Drysdale, he's keeping it in his bank for me. 15:06.000 --> 15:11.000 Get me Melbourne Drysdale at the Commerce Bank. 15:11.000 --> 15:18.000 You see, it just so happens that Mr. Drysdale holds the mortgage on this school, so we are very well acquainted. 15:18.000 --> 15:20.000 Hello, I'd like to speak with Mr. Drysdale... 15:20.000 --> 15:25.000 Now, if you wish to admit that this is a hoax and be on your way, we will forget the entire incident. 15:25.000 --> 15:31.000 Otherwise, you may be liable to some sort of action for invasion of private property and impersonating a millionaire. 15:31.000 --> 15:34.000 Mr. Drysdale is coming on the line now. 15:34.000 --> 15:36.000 Thank you. 15:36.000 --> 15:38.000 This is your last chance, Mr. Clampett. 15:38.000 --> 15:41.000 My next call will be to the police. 15:44.000 --> 15:46.000 Very well. 15:46.000 --> 15:50.000 Mr. Drysdale, Millis and Skyler Potts here. 15:50.000 --> 15:53.000 Come in, come in, come in, come in. 15:53.000 --> 15:55.000 Thank you, ma'am. 15:55.000 --> 15:57.000 Diana, tea for these gentlemen. 15:57.000 --> 15:59.000 Clampett? 15:59.000 --> 16:01.000 Oh, no ma'am, Clampett. 16:01.000 --> 16:03.000 Oh, Diana, use the spoon, tea set. 16:03.000 --> 16:08.000 Well, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. 16:08.000 --> 16:12.000 Just the two of us, Ellie May and Granny, didn't come. 16:12.000 --> 16:16.000 Well, do make yourselves comfortable. 16:16.000 --> 16:19.000 Mr. Drysdale's exact words to me were... 16:19.000 --> 16:21.000 Oh, never mind his exact words. 16:21.000 --> 16:27.000 Apparently, he values your friendship greatly and Mr. Drysdale has a very important mortgage. 16:27.000 --> 16:29.000 And ma'am... 16:29.000 --> 16:34.000 Now then, shall we talk about your youngster who's entering our fifth grade? 16:34.000 --> 16:36.000 What is his name? 16:36.000 --> 16:38.000 Jethro Bodine. 16:38.000 --> 16:40.000 Bodine? Jethro? 16:40.000 --> 16:44.000 No ma'am, Jethro Bodine. 16:44.000 --> 16:46.000 Always put the last name first. 16:46.000 --> 16:48.000 Now, male, of course. 16:48.000 --> 16:51.000 Yes ma'am, just got a letter this morning. 16:51.000 --> 16:53.000 Date of birth? 16:53.000 --> 16:55.000 December the fourth. 16:55.000 --> 16:57.000 Year? 16:57.000 --> 17:03.000 No ma'am, back home. We only been here a few weeks. 17:03.000 --> 17:08.000 Perhaps you should answer the questions for our vital statistics. 17:08.000 --> 17:12.000 Now, we need to know the complete birth date, which in turn gives us the exact age. 17:12.000 --> 17:14.000 Now, we have December fourth. 17:14.000 --> 17:17.000 And judging from the fact that your nephew is entering the fifth grade, 17:17.000 --> 17:24.000 I would surmise that the year is 51 or 52, am I correct? 17:24.000 --> 17:28.000 Just really near that old... 17:28.000 --> 17:30.000 And in the fifth grade? 17:30.000 --> 17:32.000 Why, that's wonderful. 17:32.000 --> 17:35.000 Perhaps we have a budding genius on our hands. 17:35.000 --> 17:39.000 Aren't we? 17:39.000 --> 17:41.000 How poor. 17:41.000 --> 17:45.000 Oh Diana, I'd like you to bring me one of our boys' uniforms to show these gentlemen. 17:45.000 --> 17:47.000 A fifth grade size. 17:47.000 --> 17:51.000 No? No aunt second thought you'd better make it third grade. 17:51.000 --> 17:55.000 Younger than average. 17:55.000 --> 17:58.000 We require that all of our students wear identical uniforms. 17:58.000 --> 18:00.000 It makes for less friction that way. 18:00.000 --> 18:05.000 Otherwise the boys of millionaires are apt to be taunted by the really rich. 18:05.000 --> 18:08.000 I bet your Jeffro will look right good in a uniform. 18:08.000 --> 18:10.000 He can't wait to be a soldier. 18:10.000 --> 18:12.000 Oh yes, many a young lad is like that. 18:12.000 --> 18:15.000 However, our uniforms do not reflect any militaristic design. 18:15.000 --> 18:19.000 No rather we strive for something gay, attractive and smart. 18:19.000 --> 18:22.000 Well there you are. 18:22.000 --> 18:24.000 Charming isn't it? 18:24.000 --> 18:33.000 Now you take this home and have Jeffro wear it when he comes to school in the morning. 18:33.000 --> 18:36.000 Wear this? 18:36.000 --> 18:40.000 Great granny, you'll have to make considerable changes in this before it'll fit Jeffro. 18:40.000 --> 18:42.000 So tiny? 18:42.000 --> 18:44.000 Just now. 18:44.000 --> 18:46.000 And in the fifth grade? 18:46.000 --> 18:48.000 The boy must be a genius. 18:48.000 --> 18:51.000 Well you may be very sure that we will bring him out. 18:51.000 --> 18:54.000 If he wears this he'll bust out. 18:54.000 --> 18:56.000 Now then, how do you gentlemen like your tea? 18:56.000 --> 18:58.000 Um, we don't know ma'am. 18:58.000 --> 19:00.000 We ain't tasted it yet. 19:00.000 --> 19:05.000 Oh you are the fun loving one aren't you? 19:05.000 --> 19:22.000 Yes ma'am. 19:22.000 --> 19:24.000 Granny, here's Jeffro's school clothes. 19:24.000 --> 19:26.000 You want me to help let him out? 19:26.000 --> 19:29.000 Oh thank you Ellie, but let's see what has to be done. 19:29.000 --> 19:32.000 Maybe they fit him already. 19:32.000 --> 19:34.000 That's supposed to be a hat? 19:34.000 --> 19:36.000 I reckon so. 19:36.000 --> 19:37.000 What's that? 19:37.000 --> 19:40.000 Well Jeffro said it stands for POTS. 19:40.000 --> 19:41.000 POTS? 19:41.000 --> 19:44.000 That's the school he's going to, POTS school. 19:44.000 --> 19:46.000 Hell he'll be learning a good trade. 19:46.000 --> 19:51.000 If there's something folks all as needs it's POTS. 19:51.000 --> 19:56.000 Jeffro can make you some dandy new ones once he catches on to it. 19:56.000 --> 19:59.000 Sam Hill is supposed to wear that. 19:59.000 --> 20:01.000 Well Jeffro I reckon. 20:01.000 --> 20:03.000 Jeffro couldn't have wore that at three. 20:03.000 --> 20:05.000 Well Paul said it takes some letting out. 20:05.000 --> 20:06.000 Letting out? 20:06.000 --> 20:08.000 There ain't enough seams in the whole world to let that out. 20:08.000 --> 20:09.000 How's it going granny? 20:09.000 --> 20:11.000 Are you getting my uniform already? 20:11.000 --> 20:13.000 Jeffro Bodine? 20:13.000 --> 20:14.000 Know him granny. 20:14.000 --> 20:16.000 Over to school it's Bodine Jeffro. 20:16.000 --> 20:19.000 Ellie Mae, leave the room. 20:19.000 --> 20:22.000 Ain't you got no shame running around here in your underpants? 20:22.000 --> 20:25.000 Granny these ain't underpants, they swimming trunks. 20:25.000 --> 20:28.000 You wrap that towel around you before I cut a switch. 20:28.000 --> 20:30.000 But granny Miss Hathaway says... 20:30.000 --> 20:32.000 I don't care who says what. 20:32.000 --> 20:35.000 I'll be glad when your ma gets out here to take you in hand. 20:35.000 --> 20:37.000 And to make you some school clothes. 20:37.000 --> 20:39.000 These things ain't never gonna fit. 20:39.000 --> 20:41.000 But granny I gotta have these in the morning. 20:41.000 --> 20:42.000 It's a rule. 20:42.000 --> 20:44.000 All us kids over there's gotta wear these. 20:44.000 --> 20:46.000 And that coat too. 20:46.000 --> 20:47.000 Yeah. 20:47.000 --> 20:50.000 I sure wish your ma was here with her sewing machine. 20:50.000 --> 20:52.000 Pearls are wheezing making clothes. 20:52.000 --> 20:57.000 Now that you're gonna be keeping company with Jazzboe Depew... 20:57.000 --> 20:59.000 You're gonna need some nice clothes. 20:59.000 --> 21:01.000 I like the little fella ma. 21:01.000 --> 21:03.000 I'm glad Depew. 21:03.000 --> 21:06.000 But you gotta stop picking him up all the time. 21:06.000 --> 21:08.000 He ain't heavy. 21:08.000 --> 21:10.000 What makes the point? 21:10.000 --> 21:14.000 It don't look fitting for a girl to run around carrying a fella. 21:14.000 --> 21:15.000 Alright. 21:15.000 --> 21:17.000 I won't pick him up anymore. 21:17.000 --> 21:19.000 Till we get married. 21:19.000 --> 21:21.000 Why would you pick him up then? 21:21.000 --> 21:23.000 To carry him over the threshold. 21:23.000 --> 21:25.000 You ain't supposed to carry him. 21:25.000 --> 21:27.000 He's supposed to carry... 21:27.000 --> 21:30.000 No, that's ridiculous. 21:30.000 --> 21:34.000 I declare I don't know how I'm gonna keep you in clothes the way you're shooting up. 21:34.000 --> 21:38.000 I start a new outfit and by the time I get it stitched together... 21:38.000 --> 21:39.000 You've outgrown it. 21:39.000 --> 21:43.000 My new shoes is already too tight for my feet. 21:43.000 --> 21:46.000 Oh them feet. 21:46.000 --> 21:50.000 If they get any bigger you're gonna have to go outside to turn around. 21:50.000 --> 21:53.000 My feet ain't as big as Jeff Rose. 21:53.000 --> 21:55.000 Well of course not. 21:55.000 --> 21:57.000 He's a boy. 21:57.000 --> 22:03.000 Just think, your brother Jeff Rose going to school in Beverly Hills, California. 22:03.000 --> 22:04.000 Yeah. 22:04.000 --> 22:06.000 I'm homesick for to see him, Ma. 22:06.000 --> 22:08.000 Me too, Jeffrey. 22:08.000 --> 22:16.000 I'll bet your rich uncle Jed has Jeff Rose dude it up like one of them actors in movie pictures. 22:16.000 --> 22:17.000 Oh! 22:21.000 --> 22:24.000 I can't understand these Beverly Hills schools. 22:24.000 --> 22:28.000 Wearing that uniform ain't gonna make you no smarter. 22:32.000 --> 22:34.000 Miss Potts said I had to wear it this morning. 22:34.000 --> 23:00.000 She's the boss teacher. 23:00.000 --> 23:02.000 Dang, if Jeff's away right. 23:02.000 --> 23:05.000 Every time that music plays somebody comes to the door. 23:05.000 --> 23:07.000 Good morning. 23:07.000 --> 23:08.000 Good morning. 23:08.000 --> 23:10.000 Surprise. 23:10.000 --> 23:11.000 Surprise. 23:11.000 --> 23:13.000 Good morning Miss Potts. 23:13.000 --> 23:17.000 I decided to come by and drive our diminutive genius to school myself. 23:17.000 --> 23:18.000 My what? 23:18.000 --> 23:21.000 Your nephew, Jeff Rose. 23:21.000 --> 23:22.000 Oh yes ma'am. 23:22.000 --> 23:23.000 Jeff Rose. 23:23.000 --> 23:25.000 Come on down here you gotta ride to school. 23:25.000 --> 23:28.000 Well that's mighty nice of you ma'am. 23:28.000 --> 23:33.000 Oh, I'm going to give the boy my personal special attention. 23:33.000 --> 23:35.000 I feel that when one... 23:35.000 --> 23:37.000 Well howdy there Miss Potts. 23:40.000 --> 23:41.000 You come to take me to school? 23:41.000 --> 23:43.000 Yeah, I bet you she is. 23:43.000 --> 23:46.000 I want you to be a good boy, make good marks so you'll all be proud of you. 23:46.000 --> 23:49.000 This is your nephew? 23:49.000 --> 23:52.000 Ma'am, you met him yesterday remember? 23:52.000 --> 23:55.000 Of course he does, he's looking mighty different in his uniform. 23:55.000 --> 23:58.000 Granny had a time getting it to fit but she done it. 23:58.000 --> 24:01.000 You are in the fifth grade? 24:01.000 --> 24:06.000 Oh yes ma'am, just finished three years in the fourth. 24:06.000 --> 24:10.000 But I can't, it's impossible. 24:10.000 --> 24:16.000 Oh that ain't nothing, he got through the first grade in only two years. 24:16.000 --> 24:22.000 Under no circumstances can I allow this. 24:22.000 --> 24:25.000 Well say, here comes Mr. Drysdale. 24:25.000 --> 24:28.000 I reckon he's coming to see Jethro off to school. 24:28.000 --> 24:32.000 Oh, well, come along Jethro. 24:32.000 --> 24:37.000 Jethro take off, this is the way we go to school. 24:37.000 --> 24:40.000 This is the way we go to school. 24:40.000 --> 24:41.000 Is Jethro's lunch? 24:41.000 --> 24:45.000 Oh Jethro, you forgot your lunch. 24:45.000 --> 24:54.000 Jethro, you share your grits and fat back with Ms. Potts today. 24:54.000 --> 25:19.000 Music 25:19.000 --> 25:24.000 Ditto Vinny that is. 25:24.000 --> 25:50.000 Welcome back now, yeah.