WEBVTT 00:30.000 --> 00:36.000 This is where the Clampett's live, but there ain't no one in. 00:36.000 --> 00:40.000 They went home for Christmas and a visit with their kin. 00:40.000 --> 00:43.000 Here they are, arriving at the home they love the best. 00:43.000 --> 00:47.000 Happy as a pack of squirrels returning to their nest. 00:47.000 --> 00:52.000 The Clampett's live. 00:56.000 --> 00:59.000 My, Thunder, granted, the old place ain't changed a bit. 00:59.000 --> 01:00.000 Pretty as ever. 01:00.000 --> 01:02.000 Pretty or with snow. 01:02.000 --> 01:05.000 Excuse me, Pa, but I got some friends to say hi to. 01:05.000 --> 01:09.000 Yes, sir, they just don't make houses like this no more. 01:10.000 --> 01:12.000 Sure don't make them in Beverly Hills. 01:12.000 --> 01:14.000 I'll go get the bags, Uncle Jeff. 01:14.000 --> 01:17.000 I reckon they just can't get wood like this. 01:17.000 --> 01:22.000 My grandpa chopped down the trees and built this all by hand. 01:22.000 --> 01:24.000 You say your grandfather built this cabin? 01:24.000 --> 01:25.000 He sure did. 01:25.000 --> 01:26.000 Oh, he must have been a remarkable man. 01:26.000 --> 01:28.000 He sure was. 01:28.000 --> 01:38.000 He finished the cabin in the morning, went to town, found a girl, courted her, married her, and carried her across that doorstep all before sundown. 01:38.000 --> 01:43.000 Tell me, Granny, was that 18 and 97 or 18 and 98? 01:43.000 --> 01:46.000 18 and 98. 01:46.000 --> 01:50.000 Yeah, that's right. She was 18 and Grandpa was 98. 01:51.000 --> 01:54.000 You say he was 98 and his bride was 18? 01:54.000 --> 01:55.000 That's right. 01:55.000 --> 01:57.000 Marriage didn't work out too good. 01:57.000 --> 01:58.000 I doubt it. 01:58.000 --> 02:02.000 Yeah, Grandpa made the mistake of having his ma come live with him. 02:03.000 --> 02:05.000 Awful bossy old woman. 02:05.000 --> 02:08.000 Wouldn't let that little bride do nothing. 02:08.000 --> 02:10.000 Get everything herself. 02:11.000 --> 02:14.000 Your family has remarkable longevity. 02:14.000 --> 02:15.000 No. 02:15.000 --> 02:19.000 Yeah, they stretch the truth a little too. 02:19.000 --> 02:20.000 Oh? 02:20.000 --> 02:23.000 Grandpa was a day over 90 when he married that girl. 02:23.000 --> 02:26.000 His ma didn't bust up the marriage. 02:26.000 --> 02:35.000 That poor little bride just wore out, having so many young'uns to take care of. 02:35.000 --> 02:38.000 Oh, what happened to Ellie Mays? 02:38.000 --> 02:41.000 She just went to say hi to some of her friends. 02:49.000 --> 02:50.000 Maggie? 02:50.000 --> 02:53.000 Maggie, it's me, Ellie Mays. 02:53.000 --> 02:55.000 I've come back to visit you. 02:55.000 --> 02:56.000 Oh. 02:59.000 --> 03:01.000 Not you, Henry. 03:01.000 --> 03:02.000 Oh. 03:02.000 --> 03:03.000 Right now I'm looking for Maggie. 03:03.000 --> 03:05.000 You seen her? 03:05.000 --> 03:07.000 You're supposed to be so doggone wise. 03:07.000 --> 03:08.000 Where is she? 03:08.000 --> 03:09.000 Oh. 03:09.000 --> 03:11.000 Well, David Crockett. 03:11.000 --> 03:14.000 Say, you're looking bushy as ever. 03:14.000 --> 03:15.000 What's the matter? 03:15.000 --> 03:17.000 What you scared of? 03:17.000 --> 03:19.000 Don't you remember me? 03:19.000 --> 03:21.000 Please, David, don't run away. 03:21.000 --> 03:23.000 Oh, hi, Mr. Beaver. 03:23.000 --> 03:25.000 It's me, Ellie. 03:25.000 --> 03:28.000 What you kicking snow at me for? 03:28.000 --> 03:30.000 Please, Mr. Beaver. 03:30.000 --> 03:32.000 Come back. 03:32.000 --> 03:34.000 Hi, Mr. Foxy. 03:34.000 --> 03:36.000 It's me, Ellie. 03:36.000 --> 03:38.000 Come back. 03:38.000 --> 03:43.000 Mr. Crockett, I certainly appreciate you letting me use your cabin as a field headquarters. 03:43.000 --> 03:45.000 I've got a few things in the bedroom. 03:45.000 --> 03:46.000 I'll get them out. 03:46.000 --> 03:48.000 I don't need for you to do that, Mr. Brewster. 03:48.000 --> 03:50.000 We're just going to be friends. 03:50.000 --> 03:53.000 Mr. Brewster, we're just going to be here a couple of days. 03:53.000 --> 03:58.000 Granny and Ellie, can you use your bedroom and you and me can kind of curl up here in front of the fire. 03:58.000 --> 04:00.000 That's my kind of you, Mr. Clampett. 04:00.000 --> 04:02.000 But I'll find a place to stay in town. 04:02.000 --> 04:04.000 I don't need for you to drive all that way through the snow. 04:04.000 --> 04:05.000 You're here. 04:05.000 --> 04:07.000 You're by the oil field. 04:07.000 --> 04:11.000 And Granny cooks up a big meal that really sticks to your ribs. 04:11.000 --> 04:13.000 What you cooking tomorrow, Granny? 04:13.000 --> 04:16.000 My special Christmas holiday vittles. 04:16.000 --> 04:21.000 It was red cabbage and green turnip tops swimming with sardine. 04:21.000 --> 04:23.000 Then what I call my heavenly hash. 04:23.000 --> 04:28.000 That's grits and chitlins, possum belly, hog jowls, and cabbage. 04:28.000 --> 04:32.000 All minced together and simmered in gopher gravy. 04:32.000 --> 04:34.000 Post hawk. 04:34.000 --> 04:36.000 Mmm. 04:36.000 --> 04:39.000 Now there's vittles you won't forget in a hurry. 04:39.000 --> 04:41.000 I'll try. 04:41.000 --> 04:47.000 If you roar too hard, we'll get some pine boughs and ashes for you to sleep on. 04:47.000 --> 04:49.000 Oh, I, uh, I think I'll go into town. 04:49.000 --> 04:51.000 Thank you very much. 04:53.000 --> 04:57.000 What's the matter with you two asking him to stay here? 04:57.000 --> 05:00.000 You want me to be a widow all my life? 05:00.000 --> 05:02.000 I was going to offer him my spare room. 05:02.000 --> 05:04.000 You ain't got no spare room, Beryl. 05:04.000 --> 05:06.000 I have if Jeff goes stays here. 05:06.000 --> 05:10.000 Mr. Bruce just stays with you and Jeffrey and won't people talk. 05:10.000 --> 05:12.000 I hope so. 05:12.000 --> 05:14.000 Jeff can insist on you marrying me. 05:14.000 --> 05:16.000 I'm going to get him now if I can't. 05:16.000 --> 05:19.000 What do you hold with making a man get married unless he wants to? 05:19.000 --> 05:21.000 He wants to. 05:21.000 --> 05:24.000 Why, that man's so in love with me he can't eat. 05:24.000 --> 05:27.000 Yeah, but are you in love with him, per? 05:27.000 --> 05:28.000 Oh, Jeff. 05:28.000 --> 05:34.000 When I'm near him, I feel like my feet is dangling in a prick. 05:34.000 --> 05:37.000 And the minnow's is biting at my toes. 05:37.000 --> 05:40.000 That's what you call really being in love. 05:40.000 --> 05:42.000 Help her, Jed. 05:42.000 --> 05:46.000 Mrs. Bodine, if you'd like a ride into town, I can drop you off on my way to the hotel. 05:46.000 --> 05:47.000 Hotel? 05:47.000 --> 05:49.000 But you can't stay there. 05:49.000 --> 05:50.000 Oh, no, sir, read. 05:50.000 --> 05:51.000 You sure can't. 05:51.000 --> 05:53.000 Why not? 05:53.000 --> 05:55.000 Why not, Jed? 05:55.000 --> 05:56.000 Why not, per? 05:56.000 --> 05:57.000 Why not? 05:57.000 --> 05:59.000 There's a convention there. 05:59.000 --> 06:00.000 Yeah. 06:00.000 --> 06:02.000 Every room in that hotel is full up. 06:02.000 --> 06:05.000 They're packed in there like croutons in a jar. 06:05.000 --> 06:08.000 What kind of convention? 06:08.000 --> 06:13.000 A convention that that hotel is bulging with air. 06:13.000 --> 06:17.000 Oh, well, perhaps I can find a room in the boarding house. 06:17.000 --> 06:19.000 Do you know anybody got a spare room, Griny? 06:19.000 --> 06:20.000 No, I don't. 06:20.000 --> 06:21.000 Do you, Jed? 06:21.000 --> 06:22.000 Man, I see now. 06:22.000 --> 06:27.000 The only spare room I know around here is over to your house, per. 06:27.000 --> 06:31.000 Well, land to mercy, I'll plump for God's sake. 06:31.000 --> 06:34.000 My spare room. 06:34.000 --> 06:36.000 What spare room, ma? 06:36.000 --> 06:37.000 We ain't got it. 06:37.000 --> 06:38.000 Ow! 06:38.000 --> 06:41.000 Why don't you run out and fetch some wood? 06:41.000 --> 06:43.000 I just brought some wood in. 06:43.000 --> 06:44.000 What spare room, ma? 06:44.000 --> 06:45.000 We ain't got no spare room. 06:45.000 --> 06:46.000 Ow! 06:46.000 --> 06:49.000 You'd best run along outside and get the kinks out of that leg. 06:49.000 --> 06:51.000 I ain't got no kinks in my leg. 06:51.000 --> 06:52.000 It's just that ma just keeps it. 06:52.000 --> 06:53.000 Ow! 06:53.000 --> 06:57.000 Son, if you're gonna play hopscotch, you go outside. 06:57.000 --> 06:59.000 House ain't for playing games. 06:59.000 --> 07:00.000 But I ain't playing games. 07:00.000 --> 07:02.000 And don't chop me some wood. 07:02.000 --> 07:04.000 I just chopped some wood. 07:04.000 --> 07:05.000 I got some green wood. 07:05.000 --> 07:06.000 You went to smoke a possum. 07:06.000 --> 07:08.000 Now, I just chopped some wood and I put it right there. 07:08.000 --> 07:10.000 I just put it right over there in the corner. 07:10.000 --> 07:12.000 Now, you come to my house, Mr. Brewster. 07:12.000 --> 07:14.000 The spare room is yours. 07:14.000 --> 07:15.000 Well, all right. 07:15.000 --> 07:16.000 If it's not... 07:16.000 --> 07:18.000 Why should I sleep here on the floor? 07:18.000 --> 07:19.000 I got a room... 07:19.000 --> 07:20.000 Ow! 07:20.000 --> 07:24.000 He's giving the seizures in the leg, ain't he, granny? 07:24.000 --> 07:27.000 I'll have him rub it with some hot possum grease tonight. 07:27.000 --> 07:32.000 Well, if you go in... 07:32.000 --> 07:35.000 Uh, hey, Pearl, would you do me a big favor? 07:35.000 --> 07:36.000 Well, of course, Danny Mae. 07:36.000 --> 07:37.000 What is it? 07:37.000 --> 07:39.000 Would you take this here fur coat? 07:39.000 --> 07:41.000 Your mink? 07:41.000 --> 07:42.000 For... for Keith? 07:42.000 --> 07:44.000 I sure would appreciate it. 07:44.000 --> 07:46.000 It makes my friends in the woods kind of skittish. 07:46.000 --> 07:49.000 They must reckon I'll be wearing them next. 07:49.000 --> 07:53.000 Well, I don't rightly know if I... 07:53.000 --> 07:54.000 Go ahead and take it, Pearl. 07:54.000 --> 07:58.000 That is, if you don't mind, it's been war once or twice before. 07:58.000 --> 08:00.000 Oh, not at all. 08:00.000 --> 08:01.000 I'll tell you what. 08:01.000 --> 08:04.000 I'll put it in one of my whole chest, 08:04.000 --> 08:08.000 and I'll laugh, wear it on my honeymoon. 08:08.000 --> 08:13.000 Hey, Mr. Clampett, isn't that an awful big tree that Jeff's got chomping down? 08:13.000 --> 08:15.000 Hey, he's notching it on the wrong side, too. 08:15.000 --> 08:18.000 Hey, Jeff, yo, quit notching that tree on this side. 08:18.000 --> 08:20.000 It's a lot of the fall right down on the... 08:20.000 --> 08:24.000 Hey, look out, everybody. 08:28.000 --> 08:30.000 It missed us. 08:30.000 --> 08:32.000 Easy, look. 08:32.000 --> 08:33.000 Well, the tree missed. 08:33.000 --> 08:34.000 We can get up now. 08:34.000 --> 08:37.000 Well, he might be chomping another one. 08:37.000 --> 08:39.000 Let's wait and see. 08:47.000 --> 08:48.000 Maggie? 08:48.000 --> 08:50.000 Hey, Ellie. 08:57.000 --> 09:00.000 Freddy, you all rascal. 09:00.000 --> 09:02.000 I know you've seen Maggie. 09:02.000 --> 09:04.000 You'll go and get her for me. 09:04.000 --> 09:06.000 I'll give you something shiny. 09:06.000 --> 09:08.000 What would you like? 09:08.000 --> 09:10.000 How about this? 09:10.000 --> 09:11.000 Okay? 09:11.000 --> 09:12.000 There. 09:12.000 --> 09:14.000 Go find Maggie. 09:14.000 --> 09:17.000 Smelly. 09:17.000 --> 09:19.000 What's up, Smelly? 09:19.000 --> 09:21.000 It's me, Ellie. 09:21.000 --> 09:23.000 Good thing you didn't see me in that neat coat. 09:23.000 --> 09:25.000 You might have got riled at me. 09:25.000 --> 09:27.000 That's one friend I don't want riled at. 09:27.000 --> 09:28.000 It's you. 09:28.000 --> 09:33.000 Maggie, I knew Freddy would find you. 09:33.000 --> 09:36.000 Maggie, I'm so happy to see you. 09:36.000 --> 09:38.000 I told you I'd come and visit you. 09:38.000 --> 09:40.000 Here I am. 09:40.000 --> 09:41.000 Ellie? 09:41.000 --> 09:43.000 Ellie Mae, where are you? 09:43.000 --> 09:45.000 Over here, Pa. 09:45.000 --> 09:47.000 Don't you be scared, Pa. 09:47.000 --> 09:49.000 He won't hurt you, Maggie. 09:49.000 --> 09:51.000 Oh, now, who is this? 09:51.000 --> 09:53.000 This is my old friend Maggie. 09:53.000 --> 09:54.000 You remember her? 09:54.000 --> 09:56.000 Sure I do. Howdy, Maggie. 09:56.000 --> 10:00.000 Say, Ellie, we's all going over to Aunt Pearl's for supper. 10:00.000 --> 10:05.000 And after supper, we's all going over to that movie picture theater where Pearl works. 10:05.000 --> 10:08.000 Well, how do you plan to stay here? 10:08.000 --> 10:12.000 Well, Pearl says there's going to be a brand new picture from Hollywood called, uh, 10:12.000 --> 10:13.000 Ben Hur. 10:13.000 --> 10:15.000 Who's in it? 10:15.000 --> 10:21.000 According to Pearl, it's got the two biggest actors there is, Frances X. Bushman and Raymond Navarro. 10:21.000 --> 10:24.000 I still rather stay here, Pa. 10:24.000 --> 10:30.000 We's all supposed to kind of surround Mr. Brewster and brag on Pearl's piano playing during the picture. 10:30.000 --> 10:32.000 Well, Jethro can brag extra for me. 10:32.000 --> 10:34.000 Jethro ain't going to be there. 10:34.000 --> 10:38.000 He just sat there all night and complained about Mr. Brewster having his room. 10:38.000 --> 10:40.000 Oh, come on, Ellie. 10:40.000 --> 10:42.000 Don't you want to have Pearl get a husband? 10:42.000 --> 10:44.000 Okay, Pa. 10:45.000 --> 10:47.000 Bye, Maggie. 10:49.000 --> 10:52.000 Pa, ain't you going to kiss Maggie goodbye? 10:52.000 --> 10:55.000 I don't reckon so. Her husband might not like it. 10:55.000 --> 11:13.000 Come on, Ellie. 11:13.000 --> 11:15.000 Come on, Ellie. 11:17.000 --> 11:19.000 Well, tell me. 11:19.000 --> 11:21.000 Jethroene, here's a picture of your mom. 11:21.000 --> 11:27.000 Yeah, it says, in person, Pearl Bodine, wizard of the keyboard. 11:27.000 --> 11:29.000 That means Palli. 11:29.000 --> 11:31.000 Your name is as big as Ben Hur's. 11:31.000 --> 11:37.000 I beg the manager not to put that up, but he says it's a drawing card, 11:37.000 --> 11:39.000 Mom, playing during the picture. 11:39.000 --> 11:41.000 During the picture? Don't you have sound? 11:41.000 --> 11:43.000 No, chubby. 11:43.000 --> 11:49.000 Between the people crunching popcorn and crying and reading the titles out loud, 11:49.000 --> 11:51.000 you've got plenty of sound. 11:51.000 --> 11:53.000 Now, everybody go on in and sit down. 11:53.000 --> 11:55.000 You're all on complimentary passes. 11:55.000 --> 12:02.000 Now, I've got to pop some corn and sell tickets before I come in and play the overture. 12:03.000 --> 12:10.000 Mr. Brewster, did you ever in all your boring days see the woman who could do more things than my cousin Pearl? 12:10.000 --> 12:17.000 She can cook, sew, keep house, play pani, and no wonder the men around here are just beating your door down 12:17.000 --> 12:19.000 with their clothes, but Pearl's choicey. 12:19.000 --> 12:21.000 She's waiting for the right man. 12:27.000 --> 12:29.000 Here comes Aunt Pearl. 12:40.000 --> 12:45.000 Ladies and gentlemen, before our big premiere gets underway, 12:45.000 --> 12:49.000 I know you'll want to meet the celebrities in our audience tonight. 12:49.000 --> 12:54.000 Now, a setting right here in the front row from Tulsa, Oklahoma, 12:54.000 --> 12:58.000 is the field manager of the OK Oil Company, 12:58.000 --> 13:02.000 fought for cousin Jed Twelfth, Mr. John Brewster. 13:08.000 --> 13:10.000 Who's that tomato? 13:10.000 --> 13:12.000 Tom. 13:12.000 --> 13:18.000 Homer Winch, get up there and clean off that screen right now. 13:18.000 --> 13:20.000 Ain't you ashamed? 13:20.000 --> 13:22.000 Yeah, Pearl, but I couldn't help myself. 13:22.000 --> 13:24.000 I'm just eating up with jealousy. 13:24.000 --> 13:26.000 I'm staying red. 13:26.000 --> 13:29.000 Well, I see it too, so clean off the movie screen. 13:29.000 --> 13:33.000 Then, Pearl, look like he's bleeding before the chariot race ever starts. 13:33.000 --> 13:36.000 I'm saving when you're mad, Pearl. 13:36.000 --> 13:43.000 There you are, cool. 13:43.000 --> 13:48.000 And now, folks, you're going to meet a real live millionaire 13:48.000 --> 13:52.000 and his family all the way from Beverly Hills, California, 13:52.000 --> 14:10.000 your friends and my kinfolk, the Clampits, Jed, Granny, and Eme. 14:10.000 --> 14:15.000 Folks, it might be nice to be back here with you again. 14:15.000 --> 14:19.000 Are you all invited to come visit us in Beverly Hills? 14:19.000 --> 14:22.000 Got plenty of room and Granny will whomp up 14:22.000 --> 14:25.000 and mess a heavenly hash for you. 14:25.000 --> 14:28.000 Jed, can I show them my meat coat? 14:28.000 --> 14:31.000 Sure, Granny. 14:31.000 --> 14:35.000 This here is a genuine meat coat. 14:35.000 --> 14:37.000 It's a gift to me by the banker. 14:37.000 --> 14:39.000 Nobody gets a wrong idea. 14:39.000 --> 14:41.000 There ain't no strings attached. 14:41.000 --> 14:50.000 I'm still the same sweet girl I was when I left here. 14:50.000 --> 14:53.000 And now, folks, I've got a real big surprise for you. 14:53.000 --> 14:58.000 As you know, those that can read, the picture for tonight is Ben Hur, 14:58.000 --> 15:03.000 and I have wrote and composed a special song in honor of the chariot race, 15:03.000 --> 15:06.000 which is the most exciting part of the picture. 15:06.000 --> 15:11.000 And this here special song is going to be sung by my daughter, Jess Reeve. 15:11.000 --> 15:25.000 Think about it, Jess Reeve. 15:25.000 --> 15:30.000 The song will be sung in its entirety during the chariot race, 15:30.000 --> 15:33.000 and you can all join in the chorus. 15:33.000 --> 15:37.000 But seeing that Homer wench ain't got the tomato off the screen yet, 15:37.000 --> 15:49.000 Jess Reeve will give you a little sample right now. 15:49.000 --> 15:54.000 A mighty long time ago, couple of thousand years, 15:54.000 --> 15:58.000 in a town named Maroon, went your fur away from here. 15:58.000 --> 16:02.000 A feller named Ben Hur lived and went to school, 16:02.000 --> 16:07.000 and that young feller was a chariot-driving fool. 16:07.000 --> 16:11.000 Driving horses, Ben, Ben, driving horses, Ben, 16:11.000 --> 16:15.000 driving horses fast, Ben, driving fur to win. 16:15.000 --> 16:19.000 Don't let that other rascal get ahead of you, 16:19.000 --> 16:27.000 or he'll win the race and that'll never do. 16:27.000 --> 16:31.000 That's enough for now, Jess Reeve. 16:31.000 --> 16:35.000 You'll hear the song again during the chariot race, 16:35.000 --> 16:38.000 and everybody can join in the chorus. 16:38.000 --> 16:41.000 And now, during the playing of the overture, 16:41.000 --> 16:44.000 we invite your kind attention to the advertisements 16:44.000 --> 16:47.000 which will appear on the screen. 16:47.000 --> 16:49.000 I thank you. 16:49.000 --> 17:10.000 All right, Charlie! 17:10.000 --> 17:38.000 applause 17:38.000 --> 17:42.000 Don't let that other rascal get ahead of you, 17:42.000 --> 17:47.000 or he'll win the race and that'll never do. 17:47.000 --> 17:54.000 applause 17:54.000 --> 17:58.000 Well, Mr. Brewster. 17:58.000 --> 18:00.000 Where's Mr. Brewster? 18:00.000 --> 18:01.000 Going to the final. 18:01.000 --> 18:03.000 I never saw him leave. 18:03.000 --> 18:04.000 Make sure you're right, Pearl. 18:04.000 --> 18:08.000 That's what you get for throwing yourself at a city dude. 18:08.000 --> 18:09.000 Hush up! 18:09.000 --> 18:11.000 Well, them fellas ain't nothing but a bunch of playboys, 18:11.000 --> 18:15.000 just like bees flitting from flower to flower, grabbing up to honey. 18:15.000 --> 18:18.000 And then when your petals is drooping, they fly away. 18:18.000 --> 18:20.000 Everybody can hear you. 18:20.000 --> 18:22.000 I ain't ashamed of what I got to say. 18:22.000 --> 18:25.000 I love Pearl Bodine! 18:25.000 --> 18:26.000 Stop, Homer! 18:26.000 --> 18:27.000 Now quiet down, Homer. 18:27.000 --> 18:29.000 You're making Pearl blush. 18:29.000 --> 18:31.000 Be my blushing bride, Pearl, 18:31.000 --> 18:33.000 right here before your kinfolk, your neighbors, 18:33.000 --> 18:36.000 and then her, and then Peter Marion. 18:36.000 --> 18:37.000 Get up off your knees. 18:37.000 --> 18:39.000 You're making a spectacle of yourself. 18:39.000 --> 18:42.000 I caught him, Ma. 18:42.000 --> 18:44.000 He's been out in the door, and I caught him. 18:44.000 --> 18:45.000 I was not sneaking. 18:45.000 --> 18:47.000 I took people outside for a breath of fresh air. 18:47.000 --> 18:49.000 Put him down. 18:49.000 --> 18:52.000 You, uh, wasn't running away, was you, Mr. Brewster? 18:52.000 --> 18:54.000 No, of course not. 18:54.000 --> 18:59.000 Everybody's invited over to my house for apple cider. 18:59.000 --> 19:19.000 Come on, now. 19:19.000 --> 19:21.000 Dad, wake up. 19:21.000 --> 19:22.000 Dad, you too gentle. 19:22.000 --> 19:24.000 Come on now, get out from underfoot. 19:24.000 --> 19:25.000 Both of you. 19:25.000 --> 19:27.000 Hey, we was up late last night. 19:27.000 --> 19:29.000 Yeah, Granny, we want to sleep. 19:29.000 --> 19:31.000 It ain't what you want that makes you fat. 19:31.000 --> 19:32.000 It's what you get. 19:32.000 --> 19:42.000 You can up off that rope. 19:42.000 --> 19:46.000 Hey, I want to do that first. 19:46.000 --> 19:47.000 Yeah, that's cold. 19:47.000 --> 19:49.000 Now when I say get, you get. 19:49.000 --> 19:51.000 Floor is cold and hard. 19:51.000 --> 19:54.000 Ah, you're getting soft from city life. 19:54.000 --> 19:57.000 Now get dressed, and get washed, and get packed. 19:57.000 --> 19:58.000 Packed. 19:58.000 --> 19:59.000 You heard what I said. 19:59.000 --> 20:02.000 I ain't going to spend another night in this place. 20:02.000 --> 20:04.000 Not with that wild daughter of yours. 20:04.000 --> 20:05.000 I didn't sleep a wink. 20:05.000 --> 20:08.000 It appears to me like you're getting a might soft from city living too. 20:08.000 --> 20:13.000 Time was when you never minded sharing a bed with Ellie Mead. 20:13.000 --> 20:16.000 I still don't mind sharing a bed with Ellie Mead. 20:16.000 --> 20:20.000 But I draw the line when it comes to sharing with them others. 20:20.000 --> 20:21.000 What others? 20:21.000 --> 20:31.000 Well, there was an owl, and a squirrel, a crow, and a fox, a possum, and a skunk, and a porcupine. 20:31.000 --> 20:33.000 May I go in and speak, Ellie Mead? 20:33.000 --> 20:37.000 I wouldn't go in there if I were you unless you want them flannels took right off you. 20:37.000 --> 20:38.000 What are you talking about? 20:38.000 --> 20:40.000 You know where my mink coat is right now? 20:40.000 --> 20:41.000 Where? 20:41.000 --> 20:45.000 In the top of a tree, full of baby eagles. 20:45.000 --> 20:53.000 Their mama and me bought for dye on the ten minutes for that coat, but with them claws on her, she could get a better purchase on it. 20:53.000 --> 20:55.000 Took it right out the window. 20:55.000 --> 20:58.000 You've been at your room at this medicine. 20:58.000 --> 21:00.000 I ain't about to swallow no story about an eagle's head. 21:00.000 --> 21:04.000 Granny, a great big old eagle just snatched the hat right off my head. 21:04.000 --> 21:05.000 You know what I told you? 21:05.000 --> 21:10.000 When a mama eagle wants to keep her babies warm, she'll grab anything. 21:10.000 --> 21:14.000 Somebody better help Ellie Mead hang on to her blankets, because that rascal just flew in her window. 21:14.000 --> 21:21.000 Freida, you hadn't ought to have Jethro's hat. 21:21.000 --> 21:26.000 Does Hermione about Jethro's hat ask her to bring back Granny's mink coat? 21:26.000 --> 21:30.000 Only if she wants to, of course. 21:30.000 --> 21:35.000 Freida, you bring back Granny's mink coat. 21:35.000 --> 21:39.000 And if she's took any suitcases, see if you can get them back too. We's packing up. 21:39.000 --> 21:45.000 Dad! Oh, excuse me. 21:45.000 --> 21:51.000 Good morning, Pearl. 21:51.000 --> 21:58.000 Homer Winch, I told you and I told you, don't come into my house without an invite. 21:58.000 --> 22:02.000 I happen to be here in my official capacity as a jitney driver. 22:02.000 --> 22:03.000 You are no jitney. 22:03.000 --> 22:05.000 Well, Mr. Brewster does. 22:05.000 --> 22:12.000 Don't say nothing to Mr. Brewster, and I'll bake you two pies. 22:12.000 --> 22:20.000 Pearl, there's only one way you can seal my lips and stop my jitney, and that's with a smack. 22:20.000 --> 22:22.000 You all right? 22:22.000 --> 22:24.000 Sure! 22:24.000 --> 22:27.000 I mean, with a kiss. 22:27.000 --> 22:28.000 A kiss? 22:28.000 --> 22:30.000 That's my price. Take it or leave it. 22:30.000 --> 22:36.000 Homer, why, that's the most shocking, disgusting, insulting, discreet... 22:36.000 --> 22:40.000 Oh, Mr. Brewster. 22:40.000 --> 22:49.000 Pearl, where'd you go, Pearl? 22:49.000 --> 23:01.000 Ma's coming, and boy, is she a drive. 23:01.000 --> 23:02.000 She must have heard we're leaving. 23:02.000 --> 23:04.000 Without getting her married to Mr. Brewster. 23:04.000 --> 23:06.000 I reckon we've been for considerable balling. 23:06.000 --> 23:12.000 Ain't nobody can outcry Ma when she commences to gushing. 23:12.000 --> 23:17.000 Pearl, I reckon you're in a hurry. We're going back to Beverly Hills. 23:17.000 --> 23:22.000 Oh, now, Pearl, you're balling already. 23:22.000 --> 23:25.000 Don't worry, Pearl, you'll get a feller. 23:25.000 --> 23:27.000 Yeah, come on back to Beverly Hills with us. 23:27.000 --> 23:28.000 I can't. 23:28.000 --> 23:32.000 All right, Pearl, all right. I can't fight a woman's tears. 23:32.000 --> 23:34.000 We'll stay here until you marry Mr. Brewster. 23:34.000 --> 23:37.000 Yeah, Ma, and I'll be your best man. 23:37.000 --> 23:43.000 And you can wear that beautiful meat coat on your honeymoon. 23:43.000 --> 23:47.000 Pearl, what are you crying about now? 23:47.000 --> 23:49.000 The meat coat. 23:49.000 --> 23:50.000 What about it? 23:50.000 --> 23:57.000 I was driving down the road and a great big eagle took it right out of my lap. 23:57.000 --> 23:58.000 Don't you worry. 23:58.000 --> 24:00.000 Ellie Mae! 24:00.000 --> 24:03.000 Yeah, Pop? 24:03.000 --> 24:09.000 You shimmy up that tree and tell that grabby eagle to give you back that meat coat for Pearl's honeymoon 24:09.000 --> 24:12.000 or she ain't no friend of yours. 24:12.000 --> 24:15.000 Ah! 24:15.000 --> 24:42.000 Only if she wants to, of course. 24:42.000 --> 25:08.000 Oh, subtle, but the only thing to learn is the power of love.