WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:06.000 Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed. 00:06.000 --> 00:09.000 Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. 00:09.000 --> 00:11.000 And then one day he was shot. 00:11.000 --> 00:15.000 Had some food and up through the ground come a bubbling crew. 00:15.000 --> 00:17.000 Oil that is. 00:17.000 --> 00:18.000 Black gold. 00:18.000 --> 00:20.000 Texas tea. 00:20.000 --> 00:23.000 Well the first thing you know Jed's a millionaire. 00:23.000 --> 00:26.000 Kid and folks said, Jed move away from there. 00:26.000 --> 00:28.000 Said California is the place you ought to be. 00:28.000 --> 00:31.000 So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly. 00:31.000 --> 00:33.000 Hills that is. 00:33.000 --> 00:34.000 Swimming pools. 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 Movie stars. 00:36.000 --> 00:38.000 The Beverly Hillbillies. 00:38.000 --> 00:59.000 Music. 00:59.000 --> 01:08.000 Music. 01:08.000 --> 01:10.000 You see dude, it's easy. 01:10.000 --> 01:12.000 I just throw this stick out yonder. 01:12.000 --> 01:14.000 You pick it up and fetch it back. 01:14.000 --> 01:17.000 Okay, we'll do it again. 01:17.000 --> 01:18.000 Go on boy, get it. 01:18.000 --> 01:19.000 Fetch it you. 01:19.000 --> 01:22.000 Fetch it, fetch it. 01:22.000 --> 01:23.000 Alright I'll show you. 01:23.000 --> 01:24.000 Just once more now. 01:24.000 --> 01:31.000 You watch. 01:31.000 --> 01:33.000 Catch on dude. 01:33.000 --> 01:35.000 Catch on boy. 01:35.000 --> 01:38.000 Do it once more. 01:38.000 --> 01:39.000 Fetch it you. 01:39.000 --> 01:40.000 Get it. 01:40.000 --> 01:42.000 Come on. 01:42.000 --> 01:47.000 Get it. 01:47.000 --> 01:50.000 Shucks. 01:50.000 --> 01:52.000 You know something Uncle Jed? 01:52.000 --> 01:55.000 That there is a real dumb dog. 01:55.000 --> 01:57.000 Well I don't think he's so dumb, yet though. 01:57.000 --> 02:00.000 He just learned you how to fetch sticks for him. 02:00.000 --> 02:02.000 But the dog is the one that's supposed to do the fetching. 02:02.000 --> 02:04.000 Why does the fella down the street that has the dog 02:04.000 --> 02:06.000 that fetches sticks for him all day? 02:06.000 --> 02:08.000 Well next time you want some sticks fetched, 02:08.000 --> 02:10.000 go down the street and let that dog fetch them. 02:10.000 --> 02:17.000 You just don't care nothing about it. 02:17.000 --> 02:20.000 Jed, do you want some fiddles today? 02:20.000 --> 02:21.000 I do Granny. 02:21.000 --> 02:23.000 I've worked up a right smart appetite 02:23.000 --> 02:24.000 fetching sticks for old Duke. 02:24.000 --> 02:27.000 See Jed, that's the trouble around here. 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 The critters are taking over. 02:29.000 --> 02:31.000 Dilly Mae has done made pests out of everything 02:31.000 --> 02:33.000 but my pickled turds. 02:33.000 --> 02:35.000 What's we gonna do for fiddles? 02:35.000 --> 02:37.000 Hey, I remember something Mr. Drysdale told us 02:37.000 --> 02:38.000 when we first moved in here. 02:38.000 --> 02:39.000 What's that? 02:39.000 --> 02:41.000 He said anytime Granny didn't feel like cooking, 02:41.000 --> 02:44.000 there were some folks that had fetched food over to us. 02:44.000 --> 02:46.000 Here in Beverly Hills? 02:46.000 --> 02:47.000 Yes ma'am. 02:47.000 --> 02:48.000 All you gotta do is call them on the telephone 02:48.000 --> 02:50.000 and tell them what you want. 02:50.000 --> 02:53.000 Well now that's mighty neighborly. 02:53.000 --> 02:55.000 Your call her name Jethro? 02:55.000 --> 02:58.000 Let's see, uh, Kater. 02:58.000 --> 03:00.000 Call her first name? 03:00.000 --> 03:02.000 It's a woman. 03:02.000 --> 03:03.000 Beverly. 03:03.000 --> 03:04.000 Beverly Katerer? 03:04.000 --> 03:06.000 Must be a widow woman. 03:06.000 --> 03:07.000 She's the best cook Jed. 03:07.000 --> 03:09.000 They have more time. 03:09.000 --> 03:10.000 Well let's call up the widow 03:10.000 --> 03:12.000 and see what she's got cooking today. 03:12.000 --> 03:13.000 Now just a minute Jed, 03:13.000 --> 03:15.000 I want it made clear that I'm gonna do something 03:15.000 --> 03:17.000 for her in return. 03:17.000 --> 03:20.000 Oh naturally we don't take charity. 03:24.000 --> 03:27.000 Come on Duke, let's try it again. 03:27.000 --> 03:29.000 Oh hi there Miss Operator. 03:29.000 --> 03:31.000 This here is Jed Clampett. 03:31.000 --> 03:34.000 I'm wanting to call her Witticator. 03:34.000 --> 03:35.000 Beverly is a Christian name 03:35.000 --> 03:38.000 and I don't rightly know what her late husband was called. 03:38.000 --> 03:40.000 Anyway, she's the one that cooks the food 03:40.000 --> 03:42.000 and takes it around to folks. 03:42.000 --> 03:44.000 Yes ma'am, that's it. 03:44.000 --> 03:46.000 Beverly Katerer. 03:46.000 --> 03:48.000 Oh, caterers is it? 03:48.000 --> 03:49.000 More than one. 03:49.000 --> 03:52.000 Looks like the widow's got some young'uns to help her. 03:52.000 --> 03:53.000 That's good Jed. 03:53.000 --> 03:54.000 Most times they leave home. 03:54.000 --> 03:55.000 Just when you... 03:55.000 --> 03:56.000 Uh... 03:56.000 --> 03:58.000 Well thank you ma'am. 04:02.000 --> 04:03.000 What was that you were saying Granny? 04:03.000 --> 04:06.000 I was saying that most times the young'uns leave home. 04:06.000 --> 04:08.000 Just about the time that you're... 04:10.000 --> 04:12.000 Well, howdy to you Miss Beverly Katerer. 04:12.000 --> 04:14.000 This here is Jed Clampett. 04:14.000 --> 04:16.000 Sounds like a right friendly woman. 04:17.000 --> 04:19.000 Howdy Beverly, this here is Granny. 04:19.000 --> 04:20.000 I'm a widow myself. 04:20.000 --> 04:22.000 And I was just saying to Jed 04:22.000 --> 04:24.000 it's nice when the young'uns stay home to help you. 04:24.000 --> 04:26.000 So many times they leave. 04:26.000 --> 04:28.000 Just when you need them most. 04:31.000 --> 04:33.000 I'll let you women folks talk about the riddles 04:33.000 --> 04:34.000 but first I just want to say 04:34.000 --> 04:36.000 if you ever need a fence mended 04:36.000 --> 04:38.000 or a well dug or any heavy work at all 04:38.000 --> 04:39.000 you just call on Jeff through on me. 04:39.000 --> 04:40.000 Now here's Granny. 04:40.000 --> 04:43.000 Beverly, what you got on the back of the stove this morning? 04:43.000 --> 04:46.000 I don't want to put you to no extra trouble. 04:46.000 --> 04:47.000 Huh? 04:47.000 --> 04:50.000 Well me, I'm partial to baked possum 04:50.000 --> 04:54.000 but we'll take dowels or fatback or sowbelly 04:54.000 --> 04:56.000 any kind of meat or pleasure is considerable. 04:59.000 --> 05:00.000 Bunch of nuts. 05:01.000 --> 05:03.000 Well you can send them along. 05:03.000 --> 05:06.000 I'll tell you right now the critters will get the bulk of them. 05:06.000 --> 05:09.000 Now tell me something we can do for you honey. 05:09.000 --> 05:12.000 Do what? 05:18.000 --> 05:19.000 Hello? 05:22.000 --> 05:23.000 I declare Jed 05:23.000 --> 05:27.000 I never knowed anybody could turn nasty quicker than her. 05:27.000 --> 05:29.000 What do I set her off? 05:29.000 --> 05:30.000 Hard to tell Jed. 05:30.000 --> 05:34.000 A generous woman like her probably gets took advantage of a lot 05:34.000 --> 05:39.000 and tired to boot I reckon. 05:39.000 --> 05:42.000 Uncle Jed, I can't learn this dumb old dog to fetch his stick. 05:42.000 --> 05:45.000 Well Duke ain't about to waste your time chasing a piece of wood. 05:45.000 --> 05:46.000 He's hunting dog. 05:46.000 --> 05:47.000 Well can I take him hunting then? 05:47.000 --> 05:49.000 I'd like to see him chase something. 05:49.000 --> 05:50.000 Praise be. 05:50.000 --> 05:53.000 That's an idea that might put some fresh meat on our table. 05:53.000 --> 05:56.000 Alright boy, it makes more sense than fetching a stick. 05:56.000 --> 05:57.000 Especially to Duke. 05:57.000 --> 05:58.000 You want to come along Granny? 05:58.000 --> 06:01.000 No. I better stay here and guard my kitchen. 06:01.000 --> 06:03.000 Okay. Come on Duke, let's get the guns. 06:03.000 --> 06:05.000 Alright, your kitchen. I guess who Granny? 06:05.000 --> 06:07.000 It's Terry's critters, that's who. 06:07.000 --> 06:09.000 They're beginning to take over. 06:09.000 --> 06:11.000 Why I can't hardly... 06:15.000 --> 06:18.000 That little rascal wanted to open the icebox. 06:18.000 --> 06:21.000 Then he's a last of my pickle paw paws. 06:21.000 --> 06:24.000 Come back here you hairy little armad. 06:24.000 --> 06:28.000 Get your paw paw picking paws off of my pickle paw paws. 06:28.000 --> 06:30.000 Well hi there Miss Beverly. 06:30.000 --> 06:32.000 It's me, Jed Clampett. 06:32.000 --> 06:35.000 Sound like you're in a right friendly mood again. 06:35.000 --> 06:37.000 Jethro's going out to shoot us some fresh game meat 06:37.000 --> 06:40.000 and the monkey got in the icebox and Granny's right upset. 06:40.000 --> 06:44.000 Now Beverly, could you spare us a jar of pickle paw paws? 06:44.000 --> 06:47.000 What's that? 06:47.000 --> 06:49.000 Why Miss Kater, I never... 06:49.000 --> 06:51.000 Hello? 06:52.000 --> 06:53.000 Hey Uncle Jed. 06:53.000 --> 06:55.000 You've got Miss Kater being a winner. 06:55.000 --> 06:55.000 Such a good cook and friendly and generous 06:57.000 --> 06:59.000 How about you Cortner? 06:59.000 --> 07:01.000 Get Ellie a new ma huh? 07:01.000 --> 07:03.000 I don't think so Jethro. 07:03.000 --> 07:05.000 She's got a temper goes off just like that 07:05.000 --> 07:07.000 and when it does she turns plum nasty. 07:07.000 --> 07:09.000 Matter of fact I'm beginning to wonder whether 07:09.000 --> 07:11.000 Miss Kater passed on natural or not. 07:11.000 --> 07:13.000 That's an idea. 07:13.000 --> 07:15.000 Come on dude. 07:15.000 --> 07:17.000 How come you're toting so many guns 07:17.000 --> 07:19.000 in that shovel Jethro? 07:19.000 --> 07:21.000 Granny gave me strict orders not to come back empty handed. 07:21.000 --> 07:23.000 I'm ready for anything to jump or shoot. 07:23.000 --> 07:51.000 Good luck boy. 07:51.000 --> 08:19.000 Thank you. 08:19.000 --> 08:47.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 08:47.000 --> 09:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 09:15.000 --> 09:43.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 09:43.000 --> 10:11.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 10:11.000 --> 10:39.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 10:39.000 --> 11:07.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 11:07.000 --> 11:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 11:35.000 --> 11:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 11:55.000 --> 12:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 12:15.000 --> 12:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 12:35.000 --> 12:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 12:55.000 --> 13:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 13:15.000 --> 13:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 13:35.000 --> 13:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 13:55.000 --> 14:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 14:15.000 --> 14:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 14:35.000 --> 14:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 14:55.000 --> 15:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 15:15.000 --> 15:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 15:35.000 --> 15:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 15:55.000 --> 16:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 16:15.000 --> 16:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 16:35.000 --> 16:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 16:55.000 --> 17:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 17:15.000 --> 17:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 17:35.000 --> 17:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 17:55.000 --> 18:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 18:15.000 --> 18:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 18:35.000 --> 18:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 18:55.000 --> 19:15.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 19:15.000 --> 19:35.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 19:35.000 --> 19:55.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 19:55.000 --> 20:17.000 I'm on the hook is it worth. 20:17.000 --> 20:21.000 Mr. Tinsman do I have to face Mr. Clampett all by myself? 20:21.000 --> 20:22.000 Yes you do. 20:22.000 --> 20:27.000 You're the one who insulted him on the phone and you're the one he'll expect an apology from. 20:27.000 --> 20:30.000 But he talked like a nut. 20:30.000 --> 20:37.000 Miss Billington a man as rich as Mr. Clampett may talk like an eccentric but never like a nut. 20:37.000 --> 20:42.000 I sure hope he'll forgive me. 20:42.000 --> 20:44.000 He'll forgive you. 20:44.000 --> 20:51.000 If he's anywhere between 15 and 95 he'll forgive you. 20:51.000 --> 20:59.000 I'll take the food around to the kitchen. 20:59.000 --> 21:02.000 Is Mr. Clampett at home? 21:02.000 --> 21:04.000 I'm here Clampett come right in. 21:04.000 --> 21:07.000 This old fella don't say much but he's right smart. 21:07.000 --> 21:13.000 Mr. Clampett I'm here to apologize about the way I spoke to you on the telephone earlier today. 21:13.000 --> 21:17.000 You're Beverly Caterers. 21:17.000 --> 21:18.000 Yes sir. 21:18.000 --> 21:21.000 Oh you're a deal younger than I figured. 21:21.000 --> 21:22.000 You're prettier too. 21:22.000 --> 21:23.000 Thank you. 21:23.000 --> 21:26.000 I'm awfully sorry about losing my temper when you called. 21:26.000 --> 21:28.000 Oh now now I understand. 21:28.000 --> 21:31.000 Woman works hard all day cooking and doing for others. 21:31.000 --> 21:34.000 Young man is hanging on her apron and she gets some light wash dish. 21:34.000 --> 21:36.000 And you're not having a husband to help. 21:36.000 --> 21:39.000 Yes that's right I don't have a husband. 21:39.000 --> 21:41.000 How many young did you got? 21:41.000 --> 21:42.000 Youngins. 21:42.000 --> 21:44.000 Helping you with the cooking and fetching over to your place. 21:44.000 --> 21:45.000 Oh help. 21:45.000 --> 21:48.000 Well let's see. 21:48.000 --> 21:49.000 Seven. 21:49.000 --> 21:50.000 Seven? 21:50.000 --> 21:52.000 Well you must be from our part of the country. 21:52.000 --> 21:54.000 Got started young didn't you? 21:54.000 --> 21:55.000 Well come on. 21:55.000 --> 21:56.000 Grandi will be wanting to meet you. 21:56.000 --> 21:57.000 She's out in the kitchen. 22:02.000 --> 22:04.000 I got you you big old rascal. 22:04.000 --> 22:06.000 Now you're coming into the house. 22:06.000 --> 22:07.000 I'm telling you to get. 22:07.000 --> 22:10.000 And then you're going into the stew. 22:10.000 --> 22:15.000 And then you're going. 22:15.000 --> 22:17.000 Oh that's Mr. Tinsman at the back door. 22:17.000 --> 22:19.000 He's my boss. 22:19.000 --> 22:21.000 Come in come in I'm Jed Clampett. 22:21.000 --> 22:23.000 A real pleasure Mr. Clampett. 22:23.000 --> 22:25.000 I'm Bill Tinsman. 22:25.000 --> 22:27.000 I hope everything has been straightened out. 22:27.000 --> 22:30.000 And that Beverly Caterers will always be welcome in your home. 22:30.000 --> 22:32.000 Why you bet you're lying. 22:32.000 --> 22:33.000 There's a mighty fine young woman. 22:33.000 --> 22:35.000 She says you're her boss. 22:35.000 --> 22:36.000 That is right. 22:36.000 --> 22:40.000 I own Beverly Caterers. 22:40.000 --> 22:42.000 What the dick did you say? 22:42.000 --> 22:44.000 Can you do that out here? 22:44.000 --> 22:45.000 Why of course. 22:45.000 --> 22:46.000 Oh uh. 22:46.000 --> 22:48.000 Mr. Dreisler holds a small mortgage. 22:48.000 --> 22:50.000 But as soon as that's paid off. 22:50.000 --> 22:52.000 She's all mine. 22:52.000 --> 22:54.000 That don't take the ham off the hog. 22:54.000 --> 22:55.000 Jed. 22:55.000 --> 22:56.000 Jed. 22:56.000 --> 22:57.000 Now Jed. 22:57.000 --> 23:01.000 You can see I ain't been at no jug. 23:01.000 --> 23:04.000 These folks is Beverly Caterers and Bill Tinsman. 23:04.000 --> 23:06.000 These are the ones that's all a cooking. 23:06.000 --> 23:08.000 I hope we can cook for you granny. 23:08.000 --> 23:10.000 You can commence with this one. 23:10.000 --> 23:12.000 I caught him now you can cook him. 23:12.000 --> 23:17.000 What are you little warmers? 23:17.000 --> 23:19.000 You untied my giant jack rabbit. 23:19.000 --> 23:21.000 Giant jack rabbit. 23:21.000 --> 23:25.000 Yes my giant jack rabbit. 23:25.000 --> 23:27.000 That's what I wanted you to cook for me. 23:27.000 --> 23:29.000 He stands about five foot tall. 23:29.000 --> 23:32.000 Has brown eyes and a pocket right here. 23:32.000 --> 23:35.000 Now don't you go away I'll go get him for you. 23:35.000 --> 23:37.000 We'll be back directly. 23:37.000 --> 23:45.000 You all go in the parlor and let that little fella play piante for you. 23:45.000 --> 23:47.000 You say eccentric? 23:47.000 --> 23:49.000 I still say nuts. 23:49.000 --> 23:50.000 I say you're right. 23:50.000 --> 23:52.000 Let's get out of here. 23:52.000 --> 23:53.000 I don't understand it. 23:53.000 --> 23:55.000 He was free why should he return? 23:55.000 --> 23:57.000 Something must have frightened him. 23:57.000 --> 23:59.000 I'll say if he prefers his crate to freedom. 23:59.000 --> 24:01.000 Yes, what could it have been? 24:01.000 --> 24:03.000 Hello over there. 24:03.000 --> 24:04.000 Yes granny what is it? 24:04.000 --> 24:07.000 You see anything of a jack rabbit? 24:07.000 --> 24:08.000 No we haven't. 24:08.000 --> 24:11.000 You won't find any jack rabbits in Beverly Hills granny. 24:11.000 --> 24:14.000 I'll telephone the zoo sir. 24:14.000 --> 24:20.000 I say there's a giant jack rabbit around here some place and I'm going to find him if it's the last thing I ever do. 24:20.000 --> 24:25.000 Sure you are granny now come here lay down and I'm going to get that nice Beverly caters to make a pool of three heads. 24:25.000 --> 24:28.000 Granny you caught something in your snire. 24:28.000 --> 24:30.000 See Jed wanted to tell you. 24:30.000 --> 24:31.000 What did she catch Ellie? 24:31.000 --> 24:32.000 Jethro. 24:32.000 --> 24:34.000 Hey I'm coming down. 24:34.000 --> 24:37.000 I'm coming down. 24:37.000 --> 25:00.000 I'm coming down. 25:00.000 --> 25:04.000 Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin. 25:04.000 --> 25:07.000 We'd like to thank you folks for kindly driving in. 25:07.000 --> 25:14.000 We'll all invite you back next week to this locality to have a heaping helping of their hospitality. 25:14.000 --> 25:16.000 Hell Billy that is. 25:16.000 --> 25:17.000 Set a spell. 25:17.000 --> 25:19.000 Take your shoes off. 25:19.000 --> 25:38.000 We all come back now.