WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:06.400 uh... 00:06.400 --> 00:07.320 good evening 00:07.320 --> 00:11.080 this is ronald cohen inviting you to join mrs cohen and me for the next half 00:11.080 --> 00:12.200 hour 00:12.200 --> 00:16.000 when i was sponsored a joseph schlitz brewing company of milwaukee wisconsin 00:16.000 --> 00:23.000 presents the halls of ivy 00:25.440 --> 00:29.260 if you like good beer do is millions of people are going all over the country 00:29.260 --> 00:32.680 after our select the bear that made milwaukee famous 00:32.680 --> 00:35.240 let's face so good to so many people 00:35.240 --> 00:38.160 that it's the largest selling beer in america 00:38.160 --> 00:45.160 it has to be fine to be first 00:45.160 --> 00:52.160 i 00:58.360 --> 00:59.880 welcome again 00:59.880 --> 01:01.200 i'd be colleagues that is 01:01.200 --> 01:03.640 and the town of ivy u s a 01:03.640 --> 01:06.880 allow between christmas and easter between the hibernation of basketball 01:06.880 --> 01:08.360 on the awakening of baseball 01:08.360 --> 01:11.680 and the appearance of a good concern to a college president 01:11.680 --> 01:15.320 that's the unnatural calm which prevailed the i'd campus is a matter of work 01:15.320 --> 01:19.440 speculation to dr williams hot under hall i'd president 01:19.440 --> 01:21.900 as it says with my picture 01:21.900 --> 01:25.460 it isn't normal is ominous peace and quiet 01:25.460 --> 01:29.080 you know the absence of the familiar can be quite a frightening thing 01:29.080 --> 01:33.160 like when one's foot reaches for a bottom step which isn't that 01:33.160 --> 01:35.640 i thought one reason to get the good job 01:35.640 --> 01:40.160 if you're a trifle psychic can you read my mind 01:40.160 --> 01:42.520 yes you're thinking that i'm much too perturbed 01:42.520 --> 01:45.920 over a very minor matter absolutely right and the page and read some off 01:45.920 --> 01:48.960 it well 01:48.960 --> 01:50.060 you're mad about 01:50.060 --> 01:54.580 i think that we need to be part of our great big purple five 01:54.580 --> 01:55.800 but i have possibly 01:55.800 --> 01:59.520 possibly just residential skittishness but my experience tells me that at a time 01:59.520 --> 02:00.440 like this 02:00.440 --> 02:02.520 with no major controversies raging 02:02.520 --> 02:05.000 the faculty in a rare mood of contentment 02:05.000 --> 02:08.320 the bottom governor's all on speaking terms with one another 02:08.320 --> 02:11.040 the budget reasonably balanced 02:11.040 --> 02:13.120 something is bound to happen 02:13.120 --> 02:15.400 nature of all the vacuum 02:15.400 --> 02:18.420 that's because nature has never tried to get cigarette ashes out of a rug with a 02:18.420 --> 02:20.600 broom 02:20.600 --> 02:23.920 why don't you just relax and enjoy the calm period why don't you 02:23.920 --> 02:25.840 end of calm period 02:25.840 --> 02:29.600 president lifts receiver and is plunged into raging inferno of accumulated 02:29.600 --> 02:33.520 trouble goodbye darling it was nice of knowing you farewell my love 02:33.520 --> 02:37.160 tell the board of governors that i went into battle with chin up eyes forward 02:37.160 --> 02:40.840 and he's knocking doctor hall speaking 02:40.840 --> 02:45.960 hello doctor this is eddie gray or hello eddie have you any time today i'd like to see if you have 02:45.960 --> 02:46.920 oh yes of course 02:46.920 --> 02:49.240 uh... wait a minute let me see uh... 02:49.240 --> 02:50.880 have you a class for the next 02:50.880 --> 02:52.480 our 02:52.480 --> 02:53.460 then uh... 02:53.460 --> 02:54.520 they come over now 02:54.520 --> 02:57.400 i'll be right there thanks a lot goodbye 02:57.400 --> 03:00.360 anyway it's not mr wellman no eddie gray 03:00.360 --> 03:03.480 he thought he let yourself be misled by your instinct 03:03.480 --> 03:07.760 no i think we should go 03:07.760 --> 03:10.280 i'm not going to have to be what my instinct 03:10.280 --> 03:13.720 middle 03:13.720 --> 03:17.360 thought that was what you said 03:17.360 --> 03:24.360 i mean it to you let yourself worry i'm not necessarily like that 03:24.360 --> 03:26.760 it's most attractive word 03:26.760 --> 03:29.960 because the fact that i have never heard it before is immaterial it seems to 03:29.960 --> 03:30.920 convey a meaning 03:30.920 --> 03:34.320 that no other word quite as it's almost on a matter of peak 03:34.320 --> 03:37.720 well i'm surprised you don't know the word is very common 03:37.720 --> 03:43.400 well i i suppose every man's vocabulary has gaps in it 03:43.400 --> 03:47.600 holes through which the most ordinary words and phrases may wiggle their way to 03:47.600 --> 03:49.160 freedom 03:49.160 --> 03:50.680 but middle 03:50.680 --> 03:53.320 now how could i have missed that one 03:53.320 --> 03:56.240 m i a z z l e d i thought 03:56.240 --> 04:03.240 yes that i had held in it to die it and i a s l e d 04:08.360 --> 04:11.160 uh... i think 04:11.160 --> 04:14.040 and how do you spell misled 04:14.040 --> 04:15.200 misled 04:15.200 --> 04:16.560 and i a s 04:16.560 --> 04:18.200 l e 04:18.200 --> 04:19.120 that's right 04:19.120 --> 04:22.240 that's a way 04:22.240 --> 04:25.000 there's a little bit of full of surprises 04:25.000 --> 04:29.080 flowering as it has under the fertilization of sanskrit gaelic 04:29.080 --> 04:30.000 celtic gallic 04:30.000 --> 04:31.880 germanic and icelandic 04:31.880 --> 04:35.560 it's amazing to me how anyone even learns to say 04:35.560 --> 04:39.760 that baby it's cold outside 04:39.760 --> 04:42.160 why when i was teaching 04:42.160 --> 04:45.520 you might get out the dictionary while i let eddie gray and we're going to get a 04:45.520 --> 04:50.520 few more new words no i'm going to write missiles into it 04:50.520 --> 04:56.440 and they find that no webster's tombstone has tilted during the night 04:56.440 --> 04:59.680 well dr hall come in and they come in thank you sir 04:59.680 --> 05:00.880 just take a few minutes 05:00.880 --> 05:05.320 what's all right let's sit down in here 05:05.320 --> 05:07.040 let's have it 05:07.040 --> 05:09.720 i've been thinking about my future doctor 05:09.720 --> 05:12.320 and you know all about my father 05:12.320 --> 05:16.160 mike malik well he's given up the rackets and everything that goes with them 05:16.160 --> 05:19.800 i guess he's got a lot of money stashed away someplace but i'm not having any of 05:19.800 --> 05:22.320 it and i was often quite a bit of it once 05:22.320 --> 05:23.180 for i've been 05:23.180 --> 05:24.880 you turned it down 05:24.880 --> 05:26.280 well i am too 05:26.280 --> 05:28.400 i'm going to be good and broke 05:28.400 --> 05:32.080 why are you know i'm going to be good at my job i'll get a job 05:32.080 --> 05:35.380 that you don't need any advice from me at it 05:35.380 --> 05:40.120 if you continue to talk as rational as you do now i'll be coming to you for some 05:40.120 --> 05:41.960 maybe i don't need advice doctor but 05:41.960 --> 05:47.160 i do need somebody to go along with me and i found it 05:47.160 --> 05:49.340 yes sir girl 05:49.340 --> 05:52.120 i want to bring her over so you and mrs hall can meet her 05:52.120 --> 05:53.600 we'll be delighted 05:53.600 --> 05:58.120 is she an ivy student? yes sir working away dealing him off the arm 05:58.120 --> 06:01.580 uh... how is that? 06:01.580 --> 06:04.080 waitress 06:04.080 --> 06:06.480 she waits on table over at gus' 06:06.480 --> 06:08.080 yes good for her 06:08.080 --> 06:10.720 well we'd like to have you and mrs hall stand up for us 06:10.720 --> 06:14.960 well you mean as best man and matron of honor? yes sir would you mind? mine on the 06:14.960 --> 06:16.900 contrary eddie i think it's a great compliment 06:16.900 --> 06:19.920 when would you like to bring her over? well tonight if you're not too tied up 06:19.920 --> 06:22.320 uh... no no no tonight will be fine 06:22.320 --> 06:25.160 and the wedding? this weekend sir 06:25.160 --> 06:26.520 well 06:26.520 --> 06:28.320 i'm very happy for you 06:28.320 --> 06:30.340 i suppose you're 06:30.340 --> 06:32.760 i suppose you're enormously in love 06:32.760 --> 06:34.160 in love? 06:34.160 --> 06:38.400 oh oh yeah sure doctor i guess 06:38.400 --> 06:42.800 well thanks a lot sir i'll see you tonight 06:42.800 --> 06:43.600 uh vicki 06:43.600 --> 06:45.520 yes darby i'm coming 06:45.520 --> 06:46.960 wait is there any trouble? 06:46.960 --> 06:51.560 no i don't think so i'm just a little confused why? 06:51.560 --> 06:55.120 well i was all set to tell you the happy news that eddie gravest were married 06:55.120 --> 06:57.180 that he wants us to stand up for him 06:57.180 --> 06:58.640 and then i asked him 06:58.640 --> 06:59.600 if he was in love 06:59.600 --> 07:03.760 oh was he all head over heels and starry eyed 07:03.760 --> 07:06.080 no 07:06.080 --> 07:09.960 no he was amazingly unperturbed quite matter of fact in fact 07:09.960 --> 07:12.400 matter of fact about being in love? 07:12.400 --> 07:16.160 and he isn't really in love nobody has that kind of control yes exactly my own 07:16.160 --> 07:16.940 reaction 07:16.940 --> 07:20.400 the cold blooded attitude toward being in love is like trying to combine a blast 07:20.400 --> 07:21.000 furnace 07:21.000 --> 07:22.800 with an icebox 07:22.800 --> 07:29.800 oh maybe it can be done but i'd like a closer look at the blueprints 07:37.040 --> 07:39.660 it's so nice to see you again mrs. hall 07:39.660 --> 07:41.720 well i haven't laid eyes on you Mary since the junior follies 07:41.720 --> 07:45.480 how long has this romance been going on? well if you mean how many dates mrs. hall 07:45.480 --> 07:46.460 not many 07:46.460 --> 07:51.520 mary works until twelve o'clock six nights a week and fall apart on the seventh 07:51.520 --> 07:53.400 how can you two ever get together? 07:53.400 --> 07:57.140 well we're taking the same courses we see each other every day practically all 07:57.140 --> 07:57.640 day 07:57.640 --> 07:59.240 across the classroom 07:59.240 --> 08:02.720 you talk and chalk instead of moon and june 08:02.720 --> 08:03.880 that's not right 08:03.880 --> 08:08.000 it's all right for us mrs. hall we don't need moon and june 08:08.000 --> 08:09.340 as eddie says 08:09.340 --> 08:11.000 we have to face facts 08:11.000 --> 08:13.720 we've got a living to make now and later 08:13.720 --> 08:16.600 and if that doesn't leave time for anything else 08:16.600 --> 08:19.600 well we'll have to face it that's all 08:19.600 --> 08:21.240 i see 08:21.240 --> 08:25.760 of course somehow i feel that time should be found you are both very young 08:25.760 --> 08:28.320 you both have lifetimes ahead 08:28.320 --> 08:30.560 it is not my policy to uh... 08:30.560 --> 08:34.240 to uh... Victoria don't flinch i'm not going to make a speech 08:34.240 --> 08:38.600 but it's not my policy to recommend the wasting of time but if healthy 08:38.600 --> 08:40.400 sentiment is wasting it 08:40.400 --> 08:43.320 i have missed a good part of my life 08:43.320 --> 08:45.280 a profligacy which i do not regret 08:45.280 --> 08:47.280 we just don't have time for romance 08:47.280 --> 08:48.840 we're both very practical 08:48.840 --> 08:51.920 as mary says we're forming our own little company and we're going to run 08:51.920 --> 08:53.320 our lives like a business 08:53.320 --> 08:55.480 and we think we'll pay dividends 08:55.480 --> 08:57.480 i hate to think of you two growing up with just a 08:57.480 --> 09:02.840 patch of little coupons around the house 09:02.840 --> 09:07.320 of course there are other dividends besides money eddie some of them have been 09:07.320 --> 09:11.160 calculable value well it's all right for you to say that doctor hall and 09:11.160 --> 09:12.880 well i don't mean to be fresh but 09:12.880 --> 09:16.400 you're all set your security got no worry 09:16.400 --> 09:21.080 i'd like to have every college president in the country here that remark 09:21.080 --> 09:24.880 wrinkle in education means to want a president's face 09:24.880 --> 09:28.480 well i know what you mean a day there's a certain amount of justice to it to 09:28.480 --> 09:32.640 maturity brings with it a different view of the scale 09:32.640 --> 09:34.160 at eddie 09:34.160 --> 09:38.520 it is not my job to try to play god but you're both most attractive young people 09:38.520 --> 09:41.520 and i would simply like to feel that there is nothing in life which you do 09:41.520 --> 09:42.500 not share 09:42.500 --> 09:44.340 we appreciate it doctor but 09:44.340 --> 09:47.720 well i'm afraid we'll have to go on the way we started 09:47.720 --> 09:52.140 you and mrs all still stand up for it of course we will be willing to certainly 09:52.140 --> 09:56.440 but i may still try to convince you that moon does go with june and that stupid 09:56.440 --> 10:03.440 is not the only rhyme for cuba 10:08.960 --> 10:11.840 maybe we're making a mistake to officiate this wedding 10:11.840 --> 10:15.640 it isn't a marriage it's a merger 10:15.640 --> 10:17.880 it's a strange attitude 10:17.880 --> 10:21.720 i'm usually faced with the problem of dissuading youngsters from leaping into 10:21.720 --> 10:23.000 matrimony 10:23.000 --> 10:26.920 simply because it's a rainy saturday the doubt picture playing at the beach with 10:26.920 --> 10:28.720 yet 10:28.720 --> 10:30.000 but it is new 10:30.000 --> 10:31.500 that is to me 10:31.500 --> 10:35.080 i've never before been faced with two coldly practical young people 10:35.080 --> 10:38.120 who don't have room in their marriage for that old-fashioned commodity called 10:38.120 --> 10:39.120 love 10:39.120 --> 10:43.040 i'm glad i grew up in the days of the latest valentine and the first stolen 10:43.040 --> 10:44.880 kiss in the porch swing 10:44.880 --> 10:48.440 we simply got to open their eyes i'd like to be here early word but we must 10:48.440 --> 10:51.020 realize that we are tampering with other people's lives 10:51.020 --> 10:52.640 uninvited 10:52.640 --> 10:55.720 it's tampered just a little 10:55.720 --> 10:58.480 well but uh... but how? 10:58.480 --> 11:00.880 well i don't know but i do know that you need a haircut now 11:00.880 --> 11:04.840 you run over to the barbershop and let doc fish talk you into a quiet stupor 11:04.840 --> 11:07.440 while i do some very heavy romantic thinking 11:07.440 --> 11:08.840 well in that case i'll stay home 11:08.840 --> 11:15.840 why toddy 11:19.360 --> 11:21.520 so i told him what was wrong with it 11:21.520 --> 11:25.820 you know doc he's a very obstinate man closed mind no vision 11:25.820 --> 11:29.820 why a man in his position should have national recognition 11:29.820 --> 11:31.400 he'll never get it 11:31.400 --> 11:35.480 obstinate that's what he is closed mind 11:35.480 --> 11:38.360 you listening? 11:38.360 --> 11:40.880 doc 11:40.880 --> 11:42.000 you listening? uh huh 11:42.000 --> 11:44.600 oh yes obstinate very 11:44.600 --> 11:46.840 why don't you fire him then? 11:46.840 --> 11:50.220 warren! oh yes indeed one of my closest friends i'll fire him 11:50.220 --> 11:53.200 professor warren you're out of your mind man 11:53.200 --> 11:56.320 who do you think i was talking about? 11:56.320 --> 11:59.720 tooth shaw? 11:59.720 --> 12:01.140 no 12:01.140 --> 12:04.720 that's the trouble around this college nobody listens 12:04.720 --> 12:08.680 a man who has constructive ideas might as well stick his head in a barrel 12:08.680 --> 12:10.320 for all the good it does 12:10.320 --> 12:13.080 i've been around here for thirty years 12:13.080 --> 12:15.480 i know what i know 12:15.480 --> 12:18.920 i keep my eyes open 12:18.920 --> 12:22.080 you listening? 12:22.080 --> 12:25.280 doc 12:25.280 --> 12:26.860 you listening? 12:26.860 --> 12:30.000 i said i keep my eyes open 12:30.000 --> 12:36.440 well one of us is enough 12:36.440 --> 12:38.240 understand you're going to a wedding 12:38.240 --> 12:39.680 really? 12:39.680 --> 12:41.880 confidential ain't it 12:41.880 --> 12:44.480 i don't tell everything i know 12:44.480 --> 12:48.680 well you're making efforts 12:48.680 --> 12:50.640 i give you credit for that 12:50.640 --> 12:52.440 i don't approve of this wedding 12:52.440 --> 12:54.400 i doubt if that will halt the ceremony 12:54.400 --> 12:57.760 i got married without your approval 12:57.760 --> 12:59.800 eddie's father is mike malat 12:59.800 --> 13:01.760 just finished a jail sentence 13:01.760 --> 13:03.480 bad heredity 13:03.480 --> 13:04.640 and that girl 13:04.640 --> 13:07.640 what's the matter with her? i don't know 13:07.640 --> 13:11.640 waiting to find out 13:11.640 --> 13:14.160 one of yours was in here today 13:14.160 --> 13:15.600 clarence wellman 13:15.600 --> 13:19.160 said eddie gray had asked him for a job after he graduates 13:19.160 --> 13:21.600 wants to be in his research department 13:21.600 --> 13:23.880 asked for a job for her too 13:23.880 --> 13:27.480 that's very ambitious what's wrong with it? 13:27.480 --> 13:29.880 nothing, not up to now 13:29.880 --> 13:32.320 but you know what wellman told me 13:32.320 --> 13:36.400 no and i cannot conceive of anything which to me has a more monumental unimportant 13:36.400 --> 13:40.360 so please complete your tonsorial mission and let us have cerces from this 13:40.360 --> 13:43.120 weary gossip 13:43.120 --> 13:45.680 it ain't gossip, it's factual 13:45.680 --> 13:49.400 here's the girl working her way through school as a waitress barely able to pay 13:49.400 --> 13:50.680 her tuition 13:50.680 --> 13:53.320 no money for fancy clothes 13:53.320 --> 13:59.200 and all of a sudden she deposits five thousand bucks in the bank 13:59.200 --> 14:01.280 wellman's 14:01.280 --> 14:04.080 personally i think mr wellman is going to be looking into it 14:04.080 --> 14:08.760 does he usually discuss his deposit as confidential business with his barber? 14:08.760 --> 14:10.620 you got a point there doc 14:10.620 --> 14:11.960 you know something 14:11.960 --> 14:17.840 i think wellman talks too much 14:17.840 --> 14:24.840 shall i comb it wet or dry? 14:32.640 --> 14:35.880 when there's beer on your mind 14:35.880 --> 14:40.800 your best thought is Schlitz, the beer that made milwaukee famous 14:40.800 --> 14:44.280 more people like the taste of schlitz than any other beer 14:44.280 --> 14:47.280 that's why schlitz is the largest selling beer in america 14:47.280 --> 14:54.280 tonight i'm going to tell you about three unbiased brewmasters 14:54.280 --> 14:57.680 and the hops that give schlitz beer its character in zest 14:57.680 --> 15:01.960 these three brewmasters select all the hops that go into schlitz beer 15:01.960 --> 15:06.640 and to make their choice these men examine samples from all the best hop growing areas 15:06.640 --> 15:07.820 and most important 15:07.820 --> 15:11.320 they are told neither the price of the hops nor the name of the grower 15:11.320 --> 15:15.000 in this way the three brewmasters have to make their choice without bias 15:15.000 --> 15:16.380 they have to choose 15:16.380 --> 15:18.680 on the basis of quality alone 15:18.680 --> 15:22.360 now this is still another instance where quality comes before cost 15:22.360 --> 15:23.920 patience before speed 15:23.920 --> 15:25.680 in the brewing of schlitz beer 15:25.680 --> 15:26.800 is it worth it? 15:26.800 --> 15:28.360 let's look at the results 15:28.360 --> 15:31.140 schlitz tastes so good to so many people 15:31.140 --> 15:34.220 that it's the largest selling beer in america 15:34.220 --> 15:35.660 it has to be fine 15:35.660 --> 15:42.660 it has to be first 15:53.800 --> 15:57.200 as we return to the halls of ivy we find dr. hall just back from a barbershop 15:57.200 --> 16:01.120 considerably perturbed by the gossipy tongue of doc fish and the inference of dishonesty 16:01.120 --> 16:03.600 of eddie grey's young bride-to-be 16:03.600 --> 16:06.480 in the meantime has been doing her own worrying about the complete lack of 16:06.480 --> 16:10.120 sentiment the lack of human emotion of a young couple who obviously should be 16:10.120 --> 16:11.320 very much in love 16:11.320 --> 16:15.880 there must be some explanation of that money toddy that girl simply doesn't look dishonest 16:15.880 --> 16:19.440 it seems to me that we are assuming an irregularity which might very possibly 16:19.440 --> 16:21.000 not exist 16:21.000 --> 16:23.880 except in the vermiform mind of doc fish 16:23.880 --> 16:27.560 and the habitual suspiciousness of mr. clarence where were you on the night of 16:27.560 --> 16:30.880 january the thirteenth wellman 16:30.880 --> 16:34.120 how do you account for a warm-hearted nice boy like eddie 16:34.120 --> 16:37.600 turning out to be such a cold calculating young man 16:37.600 --> 16:40.520 i think he was holding hands with his girl just to keep her from juggling the 16:40.520 --> 16:42.280 books 16:42.280 --> 16:46.520 yes it isn't logical and i'm partial to logic even in human equations 16:46.520 --> 16:51.440 as haxley said logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools 16:51.440 --> 16:54.120 and the beacons of wise men 16:54.120 --> 16:55.520 and in my uh... 16:55.520 --> 16:59.800 in my infinite wisdom i think you've missed the beacon and me too 16:59.800 --> 17:03.040 i mean i also 17:03.040 --> 17:04.120 something taught him 17:04.120 --> 17:07.160 and what that might happen i have a nagging little feeling that i know the 17:07.160 --> 17:09.480 answer to this and i can't pin it down 17:09.480 --> 17:10.680 it's something they did 17:10.680 --> 17:12.760 or said or 17:12.760 --> 17:14.680 will you do something for me 17:14.680 --> 17:16.380 for you all my sweet 17:16.380 --> 17:21.640 i'd find the highest mountain barefoot swim the deepest river in full armor 17:21.640 --> 17:23.840 cross the widest desert 17:23.840 --> 17:28.840 when you come home 17:28.840 --> 17:33.280 you can't invite eddie and mary over for one more evening before they get married 17:33.280 --> 17:35.800 costa and if you think it'll do any good but uh... 17:35.800 --> 17:39.320 their minds into the sign hung on them that says clothes 17:39.320 --> 17:42.680 maybe they just closed for alteration 17:42.680 --> 17:45.360 i believe that either you're in love or you're not 17:45.360 --> 17:47.960 and you can't turn it on or off like a spigot 17:47.960 --> 17:51.680 do i sound like the ladies home journal yes 17:51.680 --> 17:54.480 and if you're working your way through a college president you may renew my 17:54.480 --> 18:01.480 subscription for a hundred years 18:07.840 --> 18:11.560 doctor hall mary and i both appreciate the interest you're taking 18:11.560 --> 18:15.240 where they were very fond of you both it's only natural that we're interested 18:15.240 --> 18:17.400 we think we saw you the other night 18:17.400 --> 18:18.760 we've decided where 18:18.760 --> 18:21.720 big disappointment to you both we just can't help but that's the way we're 18:21.720 --> 18:23.800 building 18:23.800 --> 18:26.320 and 18:26.320 --> 18:30.360 i'm going to presume on our friendship and my great day 18:30.360 --> 18:33.740 and would you would marry permit me the luxury of telling you a story 18:33.740 --> 18:35.320 certainly got to know 18:35.320 --> 18:38.480 and victoria this story has never been told to anyone before may i have your 18:38.480 --> 18:41.280 permission to tell it of course william i want you to 18:41.280 --> 18:44.440 how do you know what story it is mrs hall 18:44.440 --> 18:46.680 just matrimonial telepathy eddie 18:46.680 --> 18:51.720 and you've been married as long as we had to find even your mind holding hands 18:51.720 --> 18:55.320 you mean you get to know everything each other is thinking 18:55.320 --> 18:58.280 he that's pretty frightening 18:58.280 --> 19:01.040 and it can be pretty comforting to a ready 19:01.040 --> 19:05.480 besides saving a great deal of useless conversation how bad it would attack 19:05.480 --> 19:09.440 i i have looked eight places down a dinner table at my wife 19:09.440 --> 19:11.640 exchange the smiling look with her 19:11.640 --> 19:13.000 and known immediately 19:13.000 --> 19:15.200 but she found the food distasteful 19:15.200 --> 19:17.520 but in a companion repulsive 19:17.520 --> 19:19.760 the service ostentatious 19:19.760 --> 19:26.760 and wasn't i finding my own dinner partner a little too fascinating 19:30.160 --> 19:32.240 i wasn't exactly jealous 19:32.240 --> 19:36.080 i just wanted to stand over the noise to talk to you 19:36.080 --> 19:40.360 anyway and if the here's the story years ago just before mrs hall and i were 19:40.360 --> 19:42.020 married i was in london 19:42.020 --> 19:45.820 it was victoria's closing night in her great success give them tears 19:45.820 --> 19:48.600 and while i was at the theater waiting for her to change 19:48.600 --> 19:55.600 i opened a cable that had been delivered just before i left my hotel 20:00.000 --> 20:03.240 you know you're actually i want to come in 20:03.240 --> 20:07.280 i think i stayed out here just for that tremendous moment when i could hear the 20:07.280 --> 20:09.320 rustle of the skirt 20:09.320 --> 20:11.240 cd 20:11.240 --> 20:13.160 and it's on it 20:13.160 --> 20:14.640 you don't look lovely 20:14.640 --> 20:17.980 and i can't think why they should be any surprise in my voice 20:17.980 --> 20:20.360 i couldn't tell you to go on you know 20:20.360 --> 20:23.640 i like it very very much 20:23.640 --> 20:25.920 you're worried about something 20:25.920 --> 20:28.480 the decision i'm afraid with the 20:28.480 --> 20:29.240 yes 20:29.240 --> 20:32.000 family well then let's walk for a few minutes may we 20:32.000 --> 20:35.220 i'd like just to feel there's no one else around 20:35.220 --> 20:36.200 just you and me 20:36.200 --> 20:37.160 the time 20:37.160 --> 20:41.080 this walk down to the river 20:41.080 --> 20:45.640 yours has been a glamorous life victoria not always you know we don't start at 20:45.640 --> 20:50.640 the top of the theater and after that one can i even pay it home on the way out 20:50.640 --> 20:52.400 i suppose you have to have it 20:52.400 --> 20:55.680 but you were born with the top rung 20:55.680 --> 20:59.360 i've often told you about what may seem to be the drabness of the professor's 20:59.360 --> 21:00.160 life 21:00.160 --> 21:04.800 slow advancement very little money all dot i think i know we we've discussed it 21:04.800 --> 21:06.960 so much that it's a lot 21:06.960 --> 21:09.120 i'm not marrying your job 21:09.120 --> 21:10.960 i fell in love with a man 21:10.960 --> 21:13.320 over that man has been offered another job 21:13.320 --> 21:14.480 what time 21:14.480 --> 21:17.320 but for this particular man very highly paid 21:17.320 --> 21:21.100 the very influential post in the last month of cooperation 21:21.100 --> 21:24.480 complete financial security and i imagine 21:24.480 --> 21:27.720 a certain social solidity doing what 21:27.720 --> 21:29.160 research 21:29.160 --> 21:33.200 in a field of which i'm completely familiar with the middle 21:33.200 --> 21:35.000 william 21:35.000 --> 21:36.320 look up 21:36.320 --> 21:38.280 and everything is building before 21:38.280 --> 21:39.920 west mister abby 21:39.920 --> 21:44.360 why yes of course many times 21:44.360 --> 21:48.080 nine centuries of history and stone 21:48.080 --> 21:50.560 i don't know why i should love something which reduces the decision 21:50.560 --> 21:52.080 significance but i don't 21:52.080 --> 21:53.040 that's going 21:53.040 --> 22:00.040 he'd never been in here together 22:00.080 --> 22:01.320 i'm always breathless 22:01.320 --> 22:03.440 when i walk in here 22:03.440 --> 22:07.720 one of my countrymen washington having said that this happy 22:07.720 --> 22:11.880 it seems that the awful nature of the place presses down upon the soul 22:11.880 --> 22:15.560 and how she is the but hold on until now is less reverent 22:15.560 --> 22:17.120 there's another american patch 22:17.120 --> 22:18.600 over there but the west or is that 22:18.600 --> 22:20.320 to movie and then why i have to 22:20.320 --> 22:21.720 everything in a frame 22:21.720 --> 22:24.320 is the middle case on it by your general pushing 22:24.320 --> 22:28.320 i've seen it 22:28.320 --> 22:31.600 listen to the echo 22:31.600 --> 22:34.480 history sleep 22:34.480 --> 22:37.000 statesman scholars 22:37.000 --> 22:40.120 and over there in the south transits the poet's corner 22:40.120 --> 22:43.600 all the hours i've spent there 22:43.600 --> 22:48.760 reading words enshrined forever in the mind and heart of the world 22:48.760 --> 22:50.480 with a happy i wonder 22:50.480 --> 22:52.960 those who sleep there i mean 22:52.960 --> 22:56.120 they did what they were intended to do 22:56.120 --> 22:58.600 they somehow knew their destiny 22:58.600 --> 23:01.040 yes they were the great ones 23:01.040 --> 23:03.240 the dedicated ones 23:03.240 --> 23:07.800 men who could not be swerved from the road they knew was there 23:07.800 --> 23:10.880 that they helped me 23:10.880 --> 23:12.400 help me 23:12.400 --> 23:13.240 for 23:13.240 --> 23:17.040 i feel you brought me here deliberately didn't you 23:17.040 --> 23:18.880 you know what i'm not on the bed 23:18.880 --> 23:21.840 and from the gittering bribes ice corn for i 23:21.840 --> 23:26.240 not sell for gold what gold could never buy 23:26.240 --> 23:27.480 victoria 23:27.480 --> 23:31.120 you're not only beautiful your wife 23:31.120 --> 23:32.480 and very good 23:32.480 --> 23:34.960 and it is don't don't move for a minute 23:34.960 --> 23:37.920 the shaft of light catching the edge of your hair 23:37.920 --> 23:41.440 that that stained glass window up there is putting a lovely halo around you don't 23:41.440 --> 23:44.120 don't move yet 23:44.120 --> 23:45.160 you see 23:45.160 --> 23:48.880 of all the memories of you that i shall one day treasure 23:48.880 --> 23:51.600 this may be the most beautiful 23:51.600 --> 23:55.080 this picture of you as you are now 23:55.080 --> 23:56.360 victoria 23:56.360 --> 23:59.360 why 23:59.360 --> 24:01.560 and shining 24:01.560 --> 24:03.800 i love you 24:03.800 --> 24:10.800 i love you 24:13.960 --> 24:16.200 mary 24:16.200 --> 24:18.320 did you like the story 24:18.320 --> 24:19.640 course i did 24:19.640 --> 24:22.280 you don't have to be polite 24:22.280 --> 24:24.500 i said i did 24:24.500 --> 24:27.180 doctor hall 24:27.180 --> 24:30.640 i guess i'm not as smart as i thought i was 24:30.640 --> 24:33.560 we thought the best way to make the grade was to forget all that stuff about 24:33.560 --> 24:35.240 love and 24:35.240 --> 24:36.960 just make a business of living 24:36.960 --> 24:39.080 what do you think now it is 24:39.080 --> 24:41.980 but i've always thought i guess mrs hall 24:41.980 --> 24:43.720 do you mind if i tell it to mary 24:43.720 --> 24:45.520 but do you mind if we're here 24:45.520 --> 24:47.720 or no i want you here 24:47.720 --> 24:50.040 i don't think she'll believe me 24:50.040 --> 24:51.200 mary 24:51.200 --> 24:53.040 yes 24:53.040 --> 24:56.160 i love you 24:56.160 --> 24:59.360 there's something i have to tell you any 24:59.360 --> 25:01.400 we're not as broke as you think 25:01.400 --> 25:04.920 i don't care about that but maybe you will when i tell you 25:04.920 --> 25:08.600 we've got five thousand dollars more than you think we have five thousand 25:08.600 --> 25:09.680 dollars 25:09.680 --> 25:10.680 mary 25:10.680 --> 25:13.520 where did you go it's all right i i want it 25:13.520 --> 25:14.920 wanted to know 25:14.920 --> 25:16.880 in a radio contest 25:16.880 --> 25:18.400 wrote a song 25:18.400 --> 25:20.360 but kind of a song 25:20.360 --> 25:23.120 i love song 25:23.120 --> 25:28.880 one of the title 25:28.880 --> 25:32.320 is the only way i knew how to tell you 25:32.320 --> 25:39.320 it's just called 25:51.520 --> 25:56.440 i do it all the time you knew what my sweet that those two are really in love 25:56.440 --> 25:59.280 i knew that stuff they were putting on about their marriage on a cold business 25:59.280 --> 26:06.280 basis with a lot of whale feathers 26:06.560 --> 26:09.640 whale feathers 26:09.640 --> 26:11.840 interesting zoological phenomenon 26:11.840 --> 26:14.000 you know you know what i mean 26:14.000 --> 26:17.320 the way they kept looking anxiously at each other for approval and they weren't 26:17.320 --> 26:18.820 speaking for themselves at all 26:18.820 --> 26:19.760 eddie would say 26:19.760 --> 26:20.920 as mary says 26:20.920 --> 26:23.360 and then mary would say as eddie said you remember 26:23.360 --> 26:26.000 they each thought the other wanted to be unromantic 26:26.000 --> 26:28.000 you're absolutely right 26:28.000 --> 26:30.840 didn't i see them start holding hands while i was telling them about west 26:30.840 --> 26:31.640 mister abby 26:31.640 --> 26:33.920 holding hands they were welded 26:33.920 --> 26:35.480 it'll take 26:35.480 --> 26:40.480 surgery to get them pried apart long enough for him to put the ring on her finger 26:40.480 --> 26:43.000 my darling 26:43.000 --> 26:46.920 i saw a newsreel once of a woman who swam the english channel you have exactly 26:46.920 --> 26:51.920 the same look of happy achievement 26:51.920 --> 26:56.380 it's a prize i feel like a combination of mister and maybe i think that that's a 26:56.380 --> 26:59.240 matter of argument but i think 26:59.240 --> 27:02.280 i don't know what mister and then is doing in there but 27:02.280 --> 27:04.200 seems to be one of the work 27:04.200 --> 27:07.880 i've often wondered why to be there is always depicted as a male 27:07.880 --> 27:11.160 all him he just a messenger by the bow and arrow 27:11.160 --> 27:26.160 it's business to point out the target 27:26.160 --> 27:29.320 when they're on your mind 27:29.320 --> 27:34.040 your best part is slits the beer that made milwaukee famous 27:34.040 --> 27:37.400 more people like the taste of slits than any other being 27:37.400 --> 27:44.400 that's why it's like this is the largest selling beer in america 27:44.400 --> 27:45.960 mister missus ronald colman 27:45.960 --> 27:52.960 good night everyone 27:57.480 --> 27:59.480 growing company of the water 27:59.480 --> 28:02.400 like to adopt a part of my house on television 28:02.400 --> 28:08.440 on friday night 28:08.440 --> 28:10.560 gilder sleeve has a surprise for you 28:10.560 --> 28:32.920 listen on nbc