WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:07.000 The Jack Benny Program. 00:07.000 --> 00:11.000 Hello, doctor. 00:11.000 --> 00:17.000 Yes, it's me again. 00:17.000 --> 00:23.000 Doctor, look, I did everything you told me to and my cold is getting worse. 00:23.000 --> 00:30.000 It's gone to my chest now. I know complications are setting in and... 00:30.000 --> 00:32.000 Huh? 00:32.000 --> 00:38.000 No, no, I don't want any house calls. Just suggest over the phone. 00:38.000 --> 00:40.000 What do you think I ought to... 00:40.000 --> 00:44.000 Huh? 00:44.000 --> 00:47.000 Hung up. 00:47.000 --> 00:53.000 Huh? 00:53.000 --> 00:55.000 Hung up. 00:55.000 --> 00:59.000 Right away with the house calls. 00:59.000 --> 01:05.000 I feel miserable. 01:05.000 --> 01:07.000 Oh, nurse. 01:07.000 --> 01:16.000 Nurse! 01:16.000 --> 01:20.000 That hot water bottle that you put by my feet leaks. It's no good. 01:20.000 --> 01:23.000 Well, I told you to keep your toe in the hole. 01:23.000 --> 01:25.000 I told you to have a patch. 01:25.000 --> 01:27.000 You're a fine nurse. 01:27.000 --> 01:32.000 You've only been sick three days. I haven't had a chance to get a diploma. 01:32.000 --> 01:35.000 That patch looks ridiculous. 01:35.000 --> 01:37.000 Is Miss Livingston still in the kitchen? 01:37.000 --> 01:39.000 She's fixing you something to eat. 01:39.000 --> 01:43.000 No, I can't eat. I have no appetite or anything. 01:43.000 --> 01:45.000 What are you doing? 01:45.000 --> 01:47.000 What are you caught medicine? 01:47.000 --> 01:49.000 Rochester, I don't want that stuff. It tastes awful. 01:49.000 --> 01:51.000 Come on now, you've got to take it. 01:51.000 --> 01:53.000 Come on. 01:53.000 --> 01:54.000 Open up. 01:54.000 --> 01:57.000 Open wide. 01:57.000 --> 02:01.000 Say, boss, did you read where Gary Cooper made five million dollars last year? 02:01.000 --> 02:10.000 Wow! 02:10.000 --> 02:13.000 Rochester! 02:13.000 --> 02:15.000 What are you laughing at? 02:15.000 --> 02:22.000 Last time I said ten million and you swallowed the spoon. 02:22.000 --> 02:24.000 You sure my lawyer said he'd be here by 1030? 02:24.000 --> 02:26.000 That's what he said. 02:26.000 --> 02:29.000 I wish he'd get here. 02:29.000 --> 02:35.000 Here you are, Jack. 02:35.000 --> 02:37.000 I fixed you a nice omelet. 02:37.000 --> 02:41.000 Oh, Mary, I can't eat. I have no appetite. 02:41.000 --> 02:44.000 Oh, you've got to eat something. Here, this will do you good. 02:44.000 --> 02:50.000 Oh, all right. 02:50.000 --> 02:53.000 Rochester, did Mr. Vinnie have a good night's rest? 02:53.000 --> 02:57.000 No, he tossed and turned and kept talking in his sleep all the time. 02:57.000 --> 02:58.000 What'd he say? 02:58.000 --> 03:00.000 Say he's going to give me a raise. 03:00.000 --> 03:03.000 Well, I'm not. 03:03.000 --> 03:09.000 You mumble again tonight and I'm going to stick a checkbook in your hand. 03:09.000 --> 03:13.000 Listen, don't try anything, Rochester. 03:13.000 --> 03:16.000 Mary, what did you put in this omelet? 03:16.000 --> 03:23.000 VapoRub. You've got a cold, haven't you? 03:23.000 --> 03:25.000 VapoRub? 03:25.000 --> 03:27.000 That's stuff that you're supposed to rub on. 03:27.000 --> 03:29.000 You're supposed to use it externally. 03:29.000 --> 03:35.000 Then put the omelet on your chest and leave me alone. 03:35.000 --> 03:41.000 Well, I can't breathe. I'm getting pneumonia. 03:41.000 --> 03:44.000 But do I get any sympathy? 03:44.000 --> 03:46.000 Oh, gesundheit, Jack. 03:46.000 --> 03:48.000 Thanks. 03:48.000 --> 03:52.000 I got a hot water bottle at the... 03:52.000 --> 03:53.000 Gesundheit, boss. 03:53.000 --> 03:54.000 Thanks. 03:54.000 --> 04:01.000 A water bottle that leaks an omelet with... 04:01.000 --> 04:02.000 It's your turn, Miss Linston. 04:02.000 --> 04:04.000 No, I said it already. 04:04.000 --> 04:06.000 Yeah, but I said it after you said it. 04:06.000 --> 04:12.000 Well, somebody say it. I'm not suspicious. 04:12.000 --> 04:16.000 Gesundheit. 04:16.000 --> 04:18.000 It's all Don Wilson's fault. 04:18.000 --> 04:23.000 Oh, don't be such a baby, Jack. 04:23.000 --> 04:25.000 Answer the door, Rochester. It must be my lawyer. 04:25.000 --> 04:27.000 Yes, sir. 04:27.000 --> 04:28.000 Leave me, Mary. 04:28.000 --> 04:31.000 I've done a million nice things for Don Wilson. 04:31.000 --> 04:34.000 Then he has to go and pull a stunt like this. 04:34.000 --> 04:38.000 Well, he'll regret it, believe me. 04:38.000 --> 04:40.000 I'm sorry, Mr. Benny, but I was slightly detained. 04:40.000 --> 04:41.000 Oh, hello, Miss Livingston. 04:41.000 --> 04:42.000 Hello, Mr. Kearns. 04:42.000 --> 04:44.000 Here you are, Mr. Kearns. Have a seat. 04:44.000 --> 04:48.000 Oh, thank you very kindly, Rochester. 04:48.000 --> 04:52.000 Well, Mr. Benny, I've got all the papers drawn up here. 04:52.000 --> 04:56.000 But of course, you realize this might come to court and... 04:56.000 --> 04:58.000 Well, are you sure you want to go through with this? 04:58.000 --> 05:00.000 Positive. 05:00.000 --> 05:02.000 I'm going to break down Wilson's contract. 05:02.000 --> 05:04.000 Jack, you can't be serious. 05:04.000 --> 05:06.000 Mary, I know what I'm doing. 05:06.000 --> 05:08.000 Are the papers in order? 05:08.000 --> 05:13.000 Yes, but there's one minor detail concerning the reference to Mr. Wilson. 05:13.000 --> 05:15.000 Minor details, details. What is it? 05:15.000 --> 05:18.000 Well, don't you think it would be more proper legal phraseology 05:18.000 --> 05:23.000 if you referred to him as the party of the second part instead of a big fat slob? 05:23.000 --> 05:29.000 I don't care how you refer to him. 05:29.000 --> 05:33.000 I just want to break Wilson's contract. That's all. 05:33.000 --> 05:36.000 Jack, you're making a mountain out of a molehill. 05:36.000 --> 05:37.000 I am not. 05:37.000 --> 05:40.000 Mr. Benny, you never did tell me what was it that Mr. Wilson did. 05:40.000 --> 05:45.000 I mean, what happened? 05:45.000 --> 05:47.000 I'll tell you what happened. 05:47.000 --> 05:50.000 It all started at Tuesday's rehearsal. 05:50.000 --> 05:58.000 We'd been at it all day and the show was shaping up fine. 05:58.000 --> 06:01.000 Well, the sketch is fine. Bob, your production number looks great. 06:01.000 --> 06:04.000 Your monologue's good, Jack. The only thing left is Dennis' song. 06:04.000 --> 06:06.000 Now, where is he? I don't know. 06:06.000 --> 06:08.000 I'm sorry to keep you people so late. 06:08.000 --> 06:11.000 Might as well take five. Take five, everybody. 06:11.000 --> 06:14.000 Come on, Bob, let's finish this game. You're 900 points up. 06:14.000 --> 06:16.000 I'll go over to your side. 06:16.000 --> 06:18.000 I'll get you, though. 06:18.000 --> 06:20.000 Don, I meant... Oh, don't get up. 06:20.000 --> 06:22.000 I meant to give you this yesterday. Better late than never. 06:22.000 --> 06:24.000 Happy anniversary. 06:24.000 --> 06:27.000 Thanks very much, Mary. That's very thoughtful of you. 06:27.000 --> 06:29.000 Bob, I want to thank you, too. 06:29.000 --> 06:32.000 That silver serving tray you sent made a big hit for the little woman. 06:32.000 --> 06:35.000 Well, Don, you don't have an anniversary every day, you know. 06:35.000 --> 06:37.000 How'd you like my present, Don? 06:37.000 --> 06:41.000 Oh, it was beautiful, Jack. I haven't seen any of those in a long time. 06:41.000 --> 06:44.000 They're not easy to get, you know. I had to shop all over town. 06:44.000 --> 06:46.000 What'd they give you, Don? 06:46.000 --> 06:51.000 A bowl of wax fruit. 06:51.000 --> 06:54.000 Yes, sir. 06:54.000 --> 06:56.000 You give the corniest presents. 06:56.000 --> 06:59.000 Last year on my birthday, you gave me a bustle. 06:59.000 --> 07:03.000 I know, but it was full of chocolates. Don't forget that. 07:03.000 --> 07:05.000 It was a novelty. 07:05.000 --> 07:09.000 I spent a dollar and a half a pound for a bustle, and she's complaining. 07:09.000 --> 07:14.000 What good is candy after you sit on it? 07:14.000 --> 07:17.000 You weren't supposed to sit on it. That was your fault. 07:17.000 --> 07:22.000 Hard centers yet. 07:22.000 --> 07:24.000 Never mind. 07:24.000 --> 07:28.000 Don, with all the friends you've got, you must have taken in quite a haul. 07:28.000 --> 07:30.000 Oh, we got some magnificent gifts, Bob. 07:30.000 --> 07:32.000 You just wouldn't believe... 07:32.000 --> 07:34.000 Say, wait a minute. I have a wonderful idea. 07:34.000 --> 07:38.000 When we're through here, why don't we all go over to the house and take a look at them? 07:38.000 --> 07:40.000 But, Don, it's 7 o'clock. 07:40.000 --> 07:44.000 So what? There's always plenty of food around the house. You can stay for dinner. 07:44.000 --> 07:46.000 Dinner? 07:46.000 --> 07:48.000 Gee, that'll be an imposition on your wife. 07:48.000 --> 07:50.000 I mean, the three of us barging in like that. 07:50.000 --> 07:54.000 Jack, it's no imposition. Lois would love to have you. 07:54.000 --> 07:57.000 I know, but I think at least you ought to call your wife up. 07:57.000 --> 08:01.000 I mean, call her up and tell her we're coming, so that we don't barge in like... 08:01.000 --> 08:04.000 Jack, it's no trouble at all. Lois is a peach. 08:04.000 --> 08:08.000 Well, all right. But I think... 08:08.000 --> 08:11.000 Where's Dennis? I'd like to run through his song before we break. 08:11.000 --> 08:13.000 Dennis? I don't know. That kid drives me nuts. 08:13.000 --> 08:15.000 Whenever we want him, he's not here. 08:15.000 --> 08:18.000 If he's not here in time to sing his song, I'm not paying him. 08:18.000 --> 08:21.000 You said the secret word. You said the secret word. 08:24.000 --> 08:26.000 You want to try it? It's more fun than the merry-go-round. 08:26.000 --> 08:30.000 Merry-go-round. Merry-go-round. Come on, now. Now, get him down off of here. 08:30.000 --> 08:32.000 Hey, Clancy, lower the boom. 08:36.000 --> 08:43.000 Dennis, sometimes I think you haven't got a brain in your head. 08:43.000 --> 08:45.000 Well, I suppose it doesn't take brains to sing a song. 08:45.000 --> 08:49.000 Not necessarily. Crickets can sing, and they haven't got brains. 08:49.000 --> 08:51.000 Well, Jack, I think you're a little confused there. 08:51.000 --> 08:53.000 You see, crickets don't exactly sing. 08:53.000 --> 08:56.000 Their song comes from rubbing their hind legs together. 08:56.000 --> 09:00.000 Oh. Hey, I ought to try that sometime. 09:03.000 --> 09:06.000 Yeah, do that. Let me know how it turns out. 09:06.000 --> 09:10.000 Now, get this thing off of you. You rehearsed your song. You kept us waiting here for an hour. 09:10.000 --> 09:11.000 Okay. 09:11.000 --> 09:15.000 That kid drives me crazy. No wonder I look 40. 09:17.000 --> 09:18.000 Bob, is the orchestra ready? 09:18.000 --> 09:21.000 Well, except our piano player, Charlie Bagby. 09:21.000 --> 09:23.000 What's the matter with Bagby? Didn't he show up? 09:23.000 --> 09:26.000 Well, he was here, but he was wearing a dirty shirt, so I sent him home. 09:28.000 --> 09:34.000 Bob, with these guys, I mean, what's so terrible about wearing a dirty shirt? 09:34.000 --> 09:35.000 That's all he was wearing. 09:35.000 --> 09:39.000 Oh. Well, no wonder you sent him home. 09:39.000 --> 09:41.000 I'm kind of worried, though. I think he took the bus. 09:43.000 --> 09:45.000 Bob, you're making this whole thing up. 09:46.000 --> 09:47.000 I think I am, too. 09:52.000 --> 09:53.000 Dennis. 09:53.000 --> 09:54.000 Huh? 09:54.000 --> 09:58.000 Look, we want to get through with this rehearsal. Now, go ahead and sing your song. 09:58.000 --> 10:00.000 With my legs and my tonsils. 10:00.000 --> 10:02.000 With your tonsils? 10:02.000 --> 10:05.000 Forget about the crickets. Okay. 10:05.000 --> 10:07.000 Malin, will you run it over with Denny? 10:07.000 --> 10:13.000 Okay. Malin, will you run it over with Denny? 10:13.000 --> 10:42.000 What a day this has been What a rare mood I'm in 10:42.000 --> 10:48.000 Life, almost like being in love 10:48.000 --> 10:54.000 There's a smile on my face For the whole human race 10:54.000 --> 11:00.000 Why, it's almost like being in love 11:00.000 --> 11:11.000 All the music of life seems to be Like a bell that is ringing for me 11:11.000 --> 11:18.000 And from the way that I feel When that bell starts to feel 11:18.000 --> 11:24.000 I would swear I was falling I could swear I was falling 11:24.000 --> 11:29.000 It's almost like being in love 11:29.000 --> 11:41.000 All the music of life seems to be Like a bell that is ringing for me 11:41.000 --> 11:48.000 And from the way that I feel When that bell starts to feel 11:48.000 --> 11:54.000 I would swear I was falling I could swear I was falling 11:54.000 --> 12:11.000 It's almost like being in love 12:19.000 --> 12:21.000 Dennis, that was wonderful. Oh, thanks. 12:21.000 --> 12:25.000 And I must say it sounded a whole lot better than a cricket rubbing its legs together. 12:25.000 --> 12:27.000 To you, but not to another cricket. 12:31.000 --> 12:33.000 I never thought of that. 12:33.000 --> 12:38.000 Jack, everything looks fine. I've got a few things to work out yet, but you can all go. 12:38.000 --> 12:40.000 Okay. Come on, kids. 12:44.000 --> 12:47.000 Well, I'm all ready. Where's everybody? 12:47.000 --> 12:49.000 Come on, kids. I got a cab. He's waiting out front. 12:49.000 --> 12:53.000 Oh, say, Dennis, Mary, Jack and Bob are coming over to the house. Why don't you join us? 12:53.000 --> 12:55.000 Oh, swell. Thanks. 12:55.000 --> 13:00.000 Wait a minute. Don, now there are four of us. 13:00.000 --> 13:03.000 This is an imposition, barging in on your wife like that. 13:03.000 --> 13:07.000 Jack, I told you it's perfectly all right. Lois won't mind. 13:07.000 --> 13:09.000 Come on, Jack. I'll get the cooks. 13:09.000 --> 13:13.000 But I still think you ought to call her up and tell her we're coming. 13:13.000 --> 13:17.000 Oh, Jack, stop worrying. Don knows what he's doing. Come on. 13:17.000 --> 13:20.000 Come on, Jack. It's perfectly all right. No, come on. 13:20.000 --> 13:23.000 Look, now, what would it hurt to call her up? 13:25.000 --> 13:27.000 Don, how much farther is it? 13:27.000 --> 13:28.000 Just a little way, Mary. 13:28.000 --> 13:33.000 Don, I'm still worried. You sure your wife won't mind our barging in like this? 13:33.000 --> 13:36.000 Lois will be delighted to have you, Jack. 13:36.000 --> 13:37.000 Okay. 13:37.000 --> 13:39.000 Right straight ahead, driver. I'll tell you when to turn. 13:39.000 --> 13:59.000 ♪ 13:59.000 --> 14:00.000 How much is it, driver? 14:00.000 --> 14:01.000 Mary and Lois. 14:01.000 --> 14:04.000 Okay. Here you are. 14:04.000 --> 14:06.000 Now, wait a minute, Don. Let me take care of this. 14:06.000 --> 14:07.000 Hold on, Bob. I want to take care of it. 14:07.000 --> 14:08.000 Look, Danny, I'll pay with a fare. 14:08.000 --> 14:09.000 No, let me, Bob. 14:09.000 --> 14:14.000 Look, Danny, Mary, Don sure has a beautiful house, doesn't she? 14:14.000 --> 14:18.000 Rose bushes around the door and everything. 14:18.000 --> 14:21.000 Jack, pay for the cab and let's go in. 14:21.000 --> 14:24.000 Me pay for it? I'm not even in the argument. 14:24.000 --> 14:25.000 Go on. 14:25.000 --> 14:29.000 Oh, gee, give me a minute. 14:29.000 --> 14:31.000 How much did you say it was, driver? 14:31.000 --> 14:32.000 $1.85. 14:32.000 --> 14:35.000 Okay. Here's $2. Keep the change. 14:35.000 --> 14:41.000 Oh, goody. Now I can weigh myself 15 times. 14:41.000 --> 14:43.000 Wise guy. 14:43.000 --> 14:45.000 All right, Don. Let's go in. 14:45.000 --> 14:46.000 Yeah, let's go. 14:46.000 --> 14:48.000 Wait a minute. 14:48.000 --> 14:49.000 Huh? 14:49.000 --> 14:51.000 Well, you know, Jack, I... 14:51.000 --> 14:52.000 Well, I've been thinking. 14:52.000 --> 14:53.000 What? 14:53.000 --> 14:59.000 Well, gee whiz, maybe I should have called my wife up first. 14:59.000 --> 15:05.000 Well, five of us barging in like this, it might upset her. 15:05.000 --> 15:08.000 Don, that's what I told you at the studio. 15:08.000 --> 15:10.000 I said call her up. 15:10.000 --> 15:13.000 Call up your wife. Let her know we're coming. 15:13.000 --> 15:15.000 Come on, Don. Don't be afraid. Let's go in. 15:15.000 --> 15:16.000 Oh, it's not that I'm afraid. 15:16.000 --> 15:21.000 Wait a minute. I can understand the way Don feels, all of us barging in like this. 15:21.000 --> 15:23.000 Barging, barging. 15:23.000 --> 15:25.000 Yeah, barging. 15:25.000 --> 15:30.000 I told you a thousand times. Call her up. 15:30.000 --> 15:33.000 Call up the little woman. Let her know we're coming. 15:33.000 --> 15:35.000 Right now, will you? 15:35.000 --> 15:37.000 Look, I've got an idea. Tell you what. 15:37.000 --> 15:39.000 You all go over there at the corner of the house and wait for me. 15:39.000 --> 15:41.000 Right over there. Go ahead, all of you. 15:41.000 --> 15:46.000 Come on, Jack. I'll be with you in a minute. 15:46.000 --> 15:48.000 A thousand times. 15:48.000 --> 15:50.000 Sure and call up. 15:50.000 --> 15:51.000 Look, look, I'll tell you what we'll do. 15:51.000 --> 15:55.000 I'll go in the house and tell Lois that some of the gang may drop over unexpectedly. 15:55.000 --> 15:58.000 That'll soften the blow. 15:58.000 --> 16:00.000 What blow? 16:00.000 --> 16:01.000 Don, I told you it was... 16:01.000 --> 16:03.000 Jack, let's do it his way. Come on. 16:03.000 --> 16:04.000 Yeah, come on. Now, please do. 16:04.000 --> 16:07.000 Everybody, get down now. Get down out of sight and be quiet. 16:07.000 --> 16:09.000 Make it snap. I will. 16:09.000 --> 16:10.000 Ouch! 16:10.000 --> 16:11.000 Close the lines. 16:11.000 --> 16:14.000 Quiet and get off my foot. 16:14.000 --> 16:16.000 Oh, hello, sweetheart. 16:16.000 --> 16:19.000 Oh, I thought I heard somebody out here. 16:19.000 --> 16:20.000 You're home early. 16:20.000 --> 16:21.000 Yeah. 16:21.000 --> 16:23.000 Say, who was in that car that just drove away? 16:23.000 --> 16:24.000 A junk man. 16:24.000 --> 16:30.000 I gave him that lousy bowl of wax fruit. 16:30.000 --> 16:31.000 There's gratitude for you. 16:31.000 --> 16:37.000 The bananas lit up and everything. 16:37.000 --> 16:38.000 Say, honey, I'm awfully hungry. 16:38.000 --> 16:39.000 You got something good to eat for dinner? 16:39.000 --> 16:41.000 Well, I didn't have a chance to do any shopping, 16:41.000 --> 16:43.000 so I just opened a can of tuna fish. 16:43.000 --> 16:45.000 Oh, that's fine. 16:45.000 --> 16:46.000 I got two dollars already. 16:46.000 --> 16:49.000 I'm gonna get tuna fish. 16:49.000 --> 16:51.000 I haven't eaten it yet. 16:51.000 --> 16:54.000 Oh, this silly. 16:54.000 --> 16:57.000 I told him once. I told him a thousand times. 16:57.000 --> 16:58.000 Call her up. 16:58.000 --> 17:00.000 Call up the little woman. 17:00.000 --> 17:04.000 Let's not barge in. 17:04.000 --> 17:06.000 Silly thing. 17:06.000 --> 17:07.000 Eat dry. 17:07.000 --> 17:10.000 Dennis, stop eating those roses. 17:10.000 --> 17:13.000 Oh, I'm hungry. 17:13.000 --> 17:16.000 That's the craziest thing I've ever heard of, eating roses. 17:16.000 --> 17:18.000 How are they? 17:18.000 --> 17:21.000 They need salt. 17:21.000 --> 17:27.000 Stop with the jokes. 17:27.000 --> 17:28.000 Jack, you still here? 17:28.000 --> 17:29.000 Yeah. 17:29.000 --> 17:32.000 I just told my wife I saw Mary and Bob pulling up in a car, 17:32.000 --> 17:33.000 so you two come on in. 17:33.000 --> 17:34.000 Oh, good. 17:34.000 --> 17:35.000 Okay, Mary. 17:35.000 --> 17:38.000 See you later, Jack. 17:38.000 --> 17:39.000 What about me? 17:39.000 --> 17:41.000 You weren't in the car. 17:41.000 --> 17:43.000 Oh, for Pete's sake, I could have been. 17:43.000 --> 17:45.000 You made the whole thing up. 17:45.000 --> 17:46.000 Let's all go in. 17:46.000 --> 17:47.000 No, Jack, now, you can't do that. 17:47.000 --> 17:53.000 Mary and Bob first. 17:53.000 --> 17:55.000 This is the worst mess I ever got in. 17:55.000 --> 17:57.000 Yeah. 17:57.000 --> 17:59.000 I told him five times. 17:59.000 --> 18:02.000 I said, Don, call up your wife. 18:02.000 --> 18:06.000 Call up the little woman. 18:06.000 --> 18:12.000 He ought to be a wise guy. 18:12.000 --> 18:16.000 Top of that, it's going to rain. 18:16.000 --> 18:21.000 If I get pneumonia, it'll be Don's fault. 18:21.000 --> 18:23.000 Stop rubbing your legs together. 18:23.000 --> 18:24.000 That's not me. 18:24.000 --> 18:25.000 That's a cricket. 18:25.000 --> 18:28.000 He's singing O Sole Mio. 18:28.000 --> 18:29.000 O Sole Mio? 18:29.000 --> 18:31.000 Doesn't sound like that to me. 18:31.000 --> 18:37.000 That's because you don't understand Italian. 18:37.000 --> 18:42.000 Why do you always have to annoy me? 18:42.000 --> 18:45.000 Dennis, come on in. 18:45.000 --> 18:46.000 Dennis? 18:46.000 --> 18:47.000 Yeah. 18:47.000 --> 18:50.000 I told my wife I saw Dennis ride up on his bicycle. 18:50.000 --> 18:52.000 Well, as long as you're dreaming things up, 18:52.000 --> 18:54.000 you could have seen me on the handlebars. 18:54.000 --> 18:59.000 Use your fat head. 18:59.000 --> 19:01.000 How's the tuna fish holding up? 19:01.000 --> 19:02.000 Oh, there'll be plenty. 19:02.000 --> 19:05.000 Don't worry, Jack, you're next. 19:05.000 --> 19:07.000 Look who's here, dear, Dennis Day. 19:07.000 --> 19:08.000 Hello, Mrs. Wilson. 19:08.000 --> 19:11.000 Look who's here, dear, Dennis Day. 19:11.000 --> 19:14.000 I ought to have my head examined. 19:14.000 --> 19:17.000 I can't get over it. 19:17.000 --> 19:20.000 I told him once, I told him five times. 19:20.000 --> 19:22.000 This is call of duty. 19:22.000 --> 19:24.000 It's call of duty. 19:24.000 --> 19:26.000 Let him know we're coming. 19:26.000 --> 19:27.000 This is a bargain. 19:27.000 --> 19:49.000 I knew it, I knew it. 19:49.000 --> 19:50.000 All to heck with it. 19:50.000 --> 19:55.000 I'm going inside the house, ready or not. 19:55.000 --> 19:58.000 Stick him up, buddy. 19:58.000 --> 19:59.000 You hear me? 19:59.000 --> 20:02.000 Stick him up. 20:02.000 --> 20:03.000 Are you a burglar? 20:03.000 --> 20:09.000 Who else works in lousy weather like this? 20:09.000 --> 20:10.000 Look, mister. 20:10.000 --> 20:12.000 Keep those hands up. 20:12.000 --> 20:13.000 Now, come on. 20:13.000 --> 20:21.000 Your money or your life? 20:21.000 --> 20:24.000 I said, your money or your life? 20:24.000 --> 20:34.000 I'm taking it over. 20:34.000 --> 20:37.000 One peep out of you and, sir, help me, it's curtains. 20:37.000 --> 20:38.000 But you heard him. 20:38.000 --> 20:40.000 He was calling me just now. 20:40.000 --> 20:41.000 Jack, where are you? 20:41.000 --> 20:43.000 Come on in. 20:43.000 --> 20:45.000 Look at him, mister. 20:45.000 --> 20:47.000 The tour official will be all gone. 20:47.000 --> 20:50.000 I told you. 20:50.000 --> 20:52.000 There's nobody out there, darling. 20:52.000 --> 20:54.000 You must have been mistaken. 20:54.000 --> 20:59.000 I guess I was, dear. 20:59.000 --> 21:01.000 Give me your dough. 21:01.000 --> 21:03.000 Look, look, mister. 21:03.000 --> 21:04.000 Please. 21:04.000 --> 21:06.000 You can't do this to me. 21:06.000 --> 21:08.000 It isn't my fault. 21:08.000 --> 21:12.000 If Don Wilson had just taken my advice. 21:12.000 --> 21:14.000 What are you talking about? 21:14.000 --> 21:16.000 I'll tell you what I'm talking about. 21:16.000 --> 21:18.000 I told him once. 21:18.000 --> 21:20.000 I told him a thousand times. 21:20.000 --> 21:25.000 Don, Don, call up the little woman. 21:25.000 --> 21:27.000 Call up your wife. 21:27.000 --> 21:30.000 Let's not all barge in on her. 21:30.000 --> 21:32.000 Call her up. 21:32.000 --> 21:34.000 Call her up. 21:34.000 --> 21:36.000 Call up the little woman. 21:36.000 --> 21:38.000 Oh, would he listen to me? 21:38.000 --> 21:39.000 No. 21:39.000 --> 21:41.000 Wife, smart. 21:41.000 --> 21:46.000 I said, let's not barge in on the little woman. 21:46.000 --> 21:47.000 I see. 21:47.000 --> 21:51.000 Then because of Mr. Wilson, you have this miserable cold. 21:51.000 --> 21:56.000 And nervous shock from being held up. 21:56.000 --> 21:59.000 I can certainly understand your attitude, Mr. Benny. 21:59.000 --> 22:02.000 Oh, here's a copy of Mr. Wilson's contract. 22:02.000 --> 22:04.000 Look it over. 22:04.000 --> 22:08.000 Well, you can see for yourself if this case should ever come to court. 22:08.000 --> 22:09.000 Why? 22:09.000 --> 22:11.000 Mr. Wilson wouldn't have a leg to stand on. 22:11.000 --> 22:13.000 Why, as a matter of fact, we might even... 22:13.000 --> 22:14.000 Wait a minute. 22:14.000 --> 22:16.000 Wait a minute, Mr. Kearns. 22:16.000 --> 22:17.000 Yeah? 22:17.000 --> 22:20.000 Wait a minute. 22:20.000 --> 22:23.000 I just noticed something. 22:23.000 --> 22:25.000 I don't want to fire Don Wilson. 22:25.000 --> 22:27.000 Jack, what made you change your mind? 22:27.000 --> 22:30.000 Yes, you said yourself that he was responsible for your being sick. 22:30.000 --> 22:32.000 I know. 22:32.000 --> 22:36.000 But now that I see what I'm paying him, I deserve him. 22:36.000 --> 22:51.000 Mary, I feel terrible. 22:51.000 --> 22:53.000 I know I'm getting bronchitis. 22:53.000 --> 22:55.000 Well, it's your own fault for being so cheap. 22:55.000 --> 22:59.000 Anybody that has a cold as bad as you have would certainly call a doctor. 22:59.000 --> 23:02.000 I guess you're right, Mary. 23:02.000 --> 23:04.000 Who's a good doctor for bronchitis? 23:04.000 --> 23:06.000 Well, I have a very good doctor. 23:06.000 --> 23:08.000 His name is Dr. Hillary. 23:08.000 --> 23:11.000 I'll call him. 23:11.000 --> 23:13.000 What's his number? 23:13.000 --> 23:18.000 Crestview 54199. 23:18.000 --> 23:29.000 Crestview 54199. 23:29.000 --> 23:31.000 Hello, Dr. Hillary? 23:31.000 --> 23:33.000 This is take it or lose it. 23:33.000 --> 23:40.000 For $5,000, what's the best way to treat bronchitis? 23:40.000 --> 23:45.000 Yeah. 23:45.000 --> 23:47.000 Yes. 23:47.000 --> 23:48.000 Uh-huh. 23:48.000 --> 23:50.000 Uh-huh. 23:50.000 --> 23:52.000 Yeah. 23:52.000 --> 23:53.000 What? 23:53.000 --> 23:55.000 Is that the right answer? 23:55.000 --> 24:05.000 Well, I won't know for about three days. 24:05.000 --> 24:15.000 Good night. 24:15.000 --> 24:25.000 Thank you. 24:45.000 --> 24:55.000 Good night. 25:15.000 --> 25:25.000 Good night.