1!** LIFE OX THE MISSISSIPPI. result was what might hare been foreseen : I lost my head in a quarter of a minute, and didn't know what I was about; I started too early to bring tbe boat around, but detected a green gleam of joy in Brown's eye, and corrected my mistake : I started around once more while too high up, but corrected myself again in time; I made other false moves, and still managed to save myself; but at Jast I grew so confused and anxious that I tumbled into the very worst blunder of all—I got too far down before beginning to fetch the boat around. Brown's chance was come. His face turned red with passion; he made one bound, hurled me across the house with a sweep of his arm, spun the wheel down, and began to pour out a stream of vituperation upon me which lasted till he was out of breath. In the course of this speech he called me all the different kinds of hard names he could think of, and once or twice I thought he was even going to swear—but he had never done that, and he didn't this time. * Dod dern * was the nearest he ventured to the luxury of swearing, for he had been brought up with a wholesome respect for future fire and brimstone. That was an uncomfortable hour; for there was a big audience on the hurricane deck. When I went to bed that night, I killed Brown in seventeen different wavs—all of them new.