ON THE MISSISSIPPI. deep into a good man's heart. There was no malice in my rubbish * but it laughed at the captain. It laughed at a man to whom such a thing was new and strange and dreadful. I did not know then, though I do now, that there is no suffering comparable with iihat which a private person feels when he is for the first time pilloried in print. Captain Sellers did me the honour to profoundly detest me from that day forth. When I say he did me the honour, I am not using empty words. It was a very real honour to be in the thoughts of so great a man as Captain Sellers, and I had wit enough to appreciate it and be proud of it. It was distinction to be loved by such a man; but it was a much greater distinction to be hated by him, because he loved scores of people ] but he didn't sit up nights to hate anybody but me. He never printed another paragraph while he lived, and he never again signed * Mark Twain' to anything. At the time that the telegraph brought the news of his death, I was on the Pacific coast I was a fresh new journalist, and needed a nom de guerre; so I con- fiscated the ancient mariner's discarded one, and have done my best to make it remain what it was in his hands—a sign and symbol and warrant fchat whatever is found in its company may be gambled on as being the petrified truth; how I have succeeded, it would not be modest in me to say. The captain had an honourable pride in his profession and an abiding love for it. He ordered his monument before he died, and kept it near him until he did die. It stands over his grave now, in Bellefontaine cemetery, St. Louis, It is his image, in marble, standing on duty at the pilot wheel; and worthy to stand and confront criticism, for it represents a man who in life would haw stayed there till he burned to a cinder, if duty required it. The finest thing we saw on our whole Mississippi trip, we saw as we approached New Orleans in the steam-tug. This was the curving frontage of the crescent city lit up with the white glare of five miles of electric lights, It wv a wonderful sight, and very beautifoL