WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:03.000 Hold it! I think you're gonna like this picture. 00:09.000 --> 00:11.000 Love, That Bob. 00:12.000 --> 00:15.000 Starring Bob Cummings. 00:15.000 --> 00:20.000 Bob Cummings. 00:25.000 --> 00:28.000 Oh, you just love working, honey. He needs a job. 00:37.000 --> 00:40.000 How very nice to see you again, Pamela. Won't you just sit down? She'll be right back. 00:40.000 --> 00:42.000 Mr. Collins, I'm here to see you. 00:42.000 --> 00:43.000 Look... 00:43.000 --> 00:44.000 To extend to you an invitation. 00:44.000 --> 00:46.000 I'm to... An invitation to what? 00:46.000 --> 00:47.000 To live. 00:47.000 --> 00:49.000 Well, thank you. I accept. 00:49.000 --> 00:50.000 Then you come to the woods with me. 00:50.000 --> 00:51.000 Come where? 00:51.000 --> 00:56.000 The fields, the forests, the meadows. There to frolic with spring and me. 00:56.000 --> 00:59.000 Look, Pamela, I'm so busy. You saw all the girls I met. 00:59.000 --> 01:01.000 The years of the spring, the days of the morn. 01:01.000 --> 01:04.000 The locks on the wing, the snails. 01:04.000 --> 01:08.000 Oh, look, snails. No, no, those are cars on the freeway. 01:10.000 --> 01:11.000 I like you. 01:11.000 --> 01:14.000 Thank you. 01:14.000 --> 01:15.000 There's a magnetism about you. 01:15.000 --> 01:16.000 Yes, apparently. 01:16.000 --> 01:18.000 You've never seen this side of me, have you? 01:18.000 --> 01:20.000 Well, yes, I... 01:20.000 --> 01:22.000 To you I've always been the prim, precise secretary. 01:22.000 --> 01:25.000 Efficiency yourself, miss busy fingers. 01:28.000 --> 01:29.000 Yeah, they're pretty busy, all right. 01:29.000 --> 01:31.000 Today I am as a woman possessed. 01:31.000 --> 01:32.000 Uh-huh. 01:32.000 --> 01:36.000 Spring has turned my blood to wine. 01:36.000 --> 01:39.000 Pamela, don't pop your cork here. I have work to do. 01:39.000 --> 01:40.000 Look. 01:40.000 --> 01:41.000 Bob. 01:41.000 --> 01:43.000 You see, all the girls are waiting. Please, Pamela. 01:43.000 --> 01:44.000 Let's play hooky. 01:44.000 --> 01:45.000 No, I can't. I can't. 01:45.000 --> 01:46.000 Every boy loves to play hooky. 01:46.000 --> 01:49.000 Pam, not from teachers like these. 01:49.000 --> 01:51.000 Let's go to work, Bob. 01:51.000 --> 01:52.000 Yeah, we'll be working. 01:52.000 --> 01:53.000 Let me tempt you once more. 01:53.000 --> 01:54.000 All right. 01:54.000 --> 01:56.000 I know of a venerable oak tree in Griffith Park. 01:56.000 --> 01:57.000 Uh-huh. 01:57.000 --> 01:58.000 We climbed to the very tip top. 01:58.000 --> 02:03.000 I think I can promise you an intimate glimpse of, not one, not two, but... 02:03.000 --> 02:04.000 Not two. 02:04.000 --> 02:07.000 Three tufted titmouse eggs. 02:07.000 --> 02:09.000 Tufted? 02:13.000 --> 02:14.000 Pamela, I... 02:14.000 --> 02:17.000 Come on, Bob. It's bikini time. 02:17.000 --> 02:18.000 It's bikini time. 02:18.000 --> 02:20.000 What shall it be? 02:20.000 --> 02:22.000 Work or play? 02:22.000 --> 02:25.000 Pamela, I tell you, you've given me just a murderous decision. 02:25.000 --> 02:26.000 Just murderous. 02:26.000 --> 02:28.000 But work comes first. 02:28.000 --> 02:31.000 Girls, get into your bikinis. I'll be right in. 02:33.000 --> 02:34.000 How strong you are. 02:34.000 --> 02:35.000 I know. 02:35.000 --> 02:37.000 How strong you are. 02:37.000 --> 02:38.000 Thank you. 02:38.000 --> 02:43.000 However, I still have an ace in the hole. 02:43.000 --> 02:44.000 Look, Pamela... 02:46.000 --> 02:47.000 Pamela... 02:47.000 --> 02:48.000 They say that one picture is worth a thousand words. 02:48.000 --> 02:52.000 Mr. Collins, I defy you to resist the excitement... 02:52.000 --> 02:53.000 Look... 02:53.000 --> 02:58.000 ...of this on-the-scene photograph of the green-tailed toehee preparing for motherhood. 02:58.000 --> 03:05.000 It just doesn't mean any... 03:05.000 --> 03:07.000 Bewitching picture, isn't she? 03:07.000 --> 03:09.000 Yes, yes. 03:09.000 --> 03:11.000 What is her name? 03:11.000 --> 03:14.000 The green-tailed toehee. 03:14.000 --> 03:15.000 The girl? 03:15.000 --> 03:16.000 That is I. 03:16.000 --> 03:17.000 She's... 03:17.000 --> 03:19.000 No, the other girl. This one. 03:19.000 --> 03:22.000 Oh, that is Cecily Allen. She lives in my apartment building. 03:22.000 --> 03:24.000 She's only recently come over from England. 03:24.000 --> 03:25.000 Cecily Allen. 03:25.000 --> 03:28.000 And this girl, you say, is interested in bird-watching? 03:28.000 --> 03:29.000 Definitely. 03:29.000 --> 03:33.000 Well, Mr. Collins, has the mother toehee done what I couldn't do? 03:33.000 --> 03:37.000 Are you ready now to romp with me across the fields and into the woods? 03:38.000 --> 03:42.000 I'm sorry, Pamela, but duty calls, business comes first. 03:42.000 --> 03:43.000 Gad. 03:44.000 --> 03:45.000 What willpower. 03:52.000 --> 03:53.000 Mr. Collins. 03:53.000 --> 03:54.000 Oh, yes? 03:54.000 --> 03:59.000 I warn you, Spring and I are a formidable team of tempesters. 03:59.000 --> 04:01.000 We'll not let you rest. 04:01.000 --> 04:06.000 All of a sudden, your heart will sing, and you'll heed the call of Pam... 04:07.000 --> 04:08.000 and Spring. 04:16.000 --> 04:17.000 What? 04:17.000 --> 04:19.000 Oh, excuse me. No, no, not you. 04:19.000 --> 04:25.000 Could you connect me with Miss Cecily Allen's apartment, please? 04:25.000 --> 04:26.000 Yes, thank you very much. 04:33.000 --> 04:34.000 How do you do? 04:34.000 --> 04:35.000 How do you do? 04:35.000 --> 04:37.000 Mr. Robert Collins telephoned. 04:37.000 --> 04:38.000 Naturally. 04:38.000 --> 04:39.000 He wishes to see me. 04:39.000 --> 04:40.000 Naturally. 04:40.000 --> 04:42.000 To chat about bird-watching. 04:42.000 --> 04:43.000 Naturally. 04:43.000 --> 04:44.000 Bird-watching? 04:44.000 --> 04:49.000 Yes, I understand he's quite an expert on the subject. 04:52.000 --> 04:53.000 Cecily? 04:53.000 --> 04:54.000 Yes. 04:54.000 --> 04:55.000 Robert. 04:55.000 --> 04:56.000 Charming. 04:56.000 --> 04:57.000 Likewise. 04:57.000 --> 04:58.000 Chelsea. 04:58.000 --> 04:59.000 Stu Jones. 04:59.000 --> 05:00.000 Right. 05:00.000 --> 05:01.000 Naturally. 05:01.000 --> 05:03.000 Well, well, well. So you're Cecily. 05:03.000 --> 05:04.000 Yes. 05:04.000 --> 05:06.000 How did you happen to hear about me? 05:06.000 --> 05:08.000 Oh, you're quite a star in all of the logical circles, you know. 05:08.000 --> 05:11.000 Oh, you know, I hardly deserve that sort of billing. 05:11.000 --> 05:15.000 On the contrary, you're one of the best billed bird-watchers I've ever seen. 05:15.000 --> 05:16.000 That's awfully decent of me. 05:16.000 --> 05:17.000 Not at all. 05:17.000 --> 05:18.000 Cecily, tell me. 05:18.000 --> 05:21.000 Is spring to you what it is to me? 05:21.000 --> 05:23.000 Well, what is it to you? 05:23.000 --> 05:25.000 An invitation to live. 05:25.000 --> 05:26.000 Come here. 05:27.000 --> 05:30.000 The years of the spring, the days of the morn, 05:30.000 --> 05:33.000 the larks on the wing and the snails on the paw. 05:33.000 --> 05:34.000 Robert Browning? 05:34.000 --> 05:35.000 Robert Collins. 05:35.000 --> 05:37.000 Oh, you mean the poem. 05:37.000 --> 05:38.000 Yes. 05:38.000 --> 05:42.000 You know, somehow I feel that Browning really must have understood bird-watchers like us. 05:42.000 --> 05:45.000 Oh, definitely. An outdoor lover. 05:45.000 --> 05:46.000 Yes. 05:46.000 --> 05:50.000 You know, speaking of outdoor loving, I mean loving to be outdoors, 05:50.000 --> 05:53.000 why don't you and I go to Griffith Park and do a bit of bird-watching? 05:53.000 --> 05:55.000 Do you remember Browning's Immortal? 05:55.000 --> 05:57.000 Oh, to be in England now that April's there. 05:57.000 --> 05:59.000 Yeah, lovely thing, lovely thing. 05:59.000 --> 06:00.000 In Griffith Park... 06:00.000 --> 06:02.000 And whoever wakes in England sees some warning unaware, 06:02.000 --> 06:05.000 the lowest boughs and the brushwood cheeks. 06:05.000 --> 06:06.000 In Griffith Park... 06:06.000 --> 06:08.000 And the elm tree boulder in tiny leaf. 06:08.000 --> 06:09.000 In Griffith Park... 06:09.000 --> 06:13.000 And the chafing sings on the orchard bar in England. 06:13.000 --> 06:14.000 Now. 06:14.000 --> 06:15.000 Now? 06:15.000 --> 06:18.000 Look, in Griffith Park, I think I can promise you a peek 06:18.000 --> 06:21.000 at the cunning little nest of the tawny-throated pipit. 06:21.000 --> 06:24.000 Oh, I'm so sorry, I have work to do. 06:24.000 --> 06:25.000 So am I. 06:25.000 --> 06:26.000 Let's play hockey, huh? 06:26.000 --> 06:28.000 Some other time. 06:28.000 --> 06:30.000 Meanwhile, it's been awful nice meeting you. 06:30.000 --> 06:34.000 I do hope you'll continue to think of me as a fellow bird-watcher. 06:34.000 --> 06:37.000 Well, I much prefer to think of you as a girl bird-watcher. 06:37.000 --> 06:40.000 Oh, I say that's rather good. 06:40.000 --> 06:41.000 Good enough? 06:41.000 --> 06:42.000 Afraid not. 06:42.000 --> 06:43.000 So sorry. 06:43.000 --> 06:44.000 No harm. 06:44.000 --> 06:45.000 Rain check? 06:45.000 --> 06:46.000 All right. 06:46.000 --> 06:48.000 Good show. 06:48.000 --> 06:49.000 Ta-da. 06:49.000 --> 06:50.000 Pip-pip. 06:55.000 --> 06:56.000 Wow, wow. 06:59.000 --> 07:02.000 Who watches the bird-watcher while the bird-watcher watches the birds? 07:02.000 --> 07:03.000 Let's just shoot a few pictures, shall we? 07:03.000 --> 07:05.000 I think you remember how. 07:12.000 --> 07:13.000 Chuck! 07:13.000 --> 07:15.000 You around? 07:18.000 --> 07:20.000 Chuck, I need your help in here! 07:23.000 --> 07:24.000 Hello? 07:25.000 --> 07:27.000 Oh, hello, Chelsea? 07:27.000 --> 07:30.000 Say, um, do you know if Bob's coming home for lunch today? 07:30.000 --> 07:33.000 No, Margaret, he went to lunch with Bill Lear. 07:33.000 --> 07:36.000 Mr. Lear wants him to photograph flying saucers. 07:36.000 --> 07:38.000 Flying saucers? 07:39.000 --> 07:40.000 Where, Mom? Where? 07:40.000 --> 07:41.000 Where's the flying saucer? 07:41.000 --> 07:42.000 Oh, where? 07:42.000 --> 07:43.000 Where, Mom? Show me. 07:43.000 --> 07:44.000 Quiet. 07:45.000 --> 07:49.000 You wouldn't think that a scientist like Bill Lear would believe in flying saucers. 07:49.000 --> 07:50.000 Oh, I do, Mom, absolutely. 07:50.000 --> 07:51.000 Quiet. 07:52.000 --> 07:54.000 Well, he seems to have an open mind on the subject. 07:54.000 --> 07:56.000 Yeah, well, good. 07:56.000 --> 08:00.000 Okay, bye-bye, Chelsea, I'll see you. 08:00.000 --> 08:03.000 I didn't know you were so interested in flying saucers. 08:03.000 --> 08:04.000 Oh, sure, Mom. 08:04.000 --> 08:07.000 I just hope someday I'll be the one who makes them fly. 08:07.000 --> 08:08.000 Yeah? 08:08.000 --> 08:09.000 Yeah. 08:09.000 --> 08:11.000 Well, your dream has come true. 08:12.000 --> 08:14.000 There is a whole sink full of them. 08:14.000 --> 08:26.000 Make them fly. 08:26.000 --> 08:28.000 Bob, I don't say there are saucers, I don't say there aren't. 08:28.000 --> 08:32.000 All I say is come along this afternoon and bring your camera. 08:35.000 --> 08:37.000 Oh, come where, Bill? 08:37.000 --> 08:39.000 Up to the Griffith Park Observatory. 08:39.000 --> 08:41.000 That's where the last sightings were made. 08:41.000 --> 08:46.000 Bill, this is the only kind of heavenly body I photograph. 08:46.000 --> 08:49.000 Let's face it, you just want to be alone with this beautiful girl. 08:49.000 --> 08:51.000 That's right, I prefer a dish to a saucer. 08:51.000 --> 08:53.000 Be right with you, honey. 08:57.000 --> 09:03.000 Bill, look, take this camera, it's loaded with film, and this light meter, and go to Griffith Park Observatory and make it. 09:03.000 --> 09:04.000 Bob, I wouldn't know how to photograph anything. 09:04.000 --> 09:06.000 Well, that's all right, there won't be anything to photograph. 09:06.000 --> 09:07.000 Bob. 09:07.000 --> 09:13.000 Bob, how can a pilot like you ignore the testimony of other pilots who have reported UFO sightings? 09:13.000 --> 09:17.000 Bill, the Air Force has been able to explain 98% of those sightings. 09:17.000 --> 09:18.000 And what about the other 2%? 09:18.000 --> 09:21.000 What about those latest sightings at Griffith Park Observatory? 09:21.000 --> 09:24.000 Bob, don't you want to photograph a UFO? 09:24.000 --> 09:26.000 Oh, Bill, I plan to. 09:26.000 --> 09:30.000 This lovely little unidentified female object. 09:30.000 --> 09:33.000 The models have not returned from lunch? 09:33.000 --> 09:38.000 Only me. Charmaine, unidentified body, Schultz. 09:40.000 --> 09:43.000 Day in, day out, it's always a ball. 09:54.000 --> 09:55.000 Pamela. 09:55.000 --> 09:56.000 Mr. Collins. 09:56.000 --> 09:57.000 Maria. 09:57.000 --> 10:01.000 I've returned to tempt you again. Are you tempted? 10:01.000 --> 10:02.000 Quite a little, yes. 10:02.000 --> 10:03.000 Plenty. 10:03.000 --> 10:05.000 Pamela, I'm still tied up. 10:05.000 --> 10:08.000 Mr. Collins, I predict when you see what I have here, you will still bond. 10:08.000 --> 10:09.000 If you... 10:09.000 --> 10:11.000 Look, a bird watching outfit. 10:11.000 --> 10:12.000 What? 10:13.000 --> 10:14.000 Pamela. 10:14.000 --> 10:15.000 It's my friend. 10:15.000 --> 10:16.000 Look. 10:20.000 --> 10:22.000 Well, so that's Nora, huh? 10:22.000 --> 10:25.000 Pamela, I'll admit, I'll admit, I'm a little bit surprised. 10:25.000 --> 10:29.000 Pamela, I'll admit, I'll admit, this is a bond snapper, but I'm so busy... 10:29.000 --> 10:31.000 I could meet you in the park later. 10:31.000 --> 10:33.000 Suppose I wait for you in front of the zoo? 10:33.000 --> 10:34.000 Listen. 10:35.000 --> 10:38.000 Pamela, if I were you, I wouldn't hang around the zoo in this outfit. 10:38.000 --> 10:39.000 Oh, no. 10:40.000 --> 10:42.000 Oh, I see what you mean. 10:42.000 --> 10:45.000 The zoo is no place for cheesecake. 10:46.000 --> 10:48.000 Well, that's as good an explanation as any, I guess. 10:48.000 --> 10:50.000 Don't you forget what a devil-maker mood I'm in today. 10:50.000 --> 10:51.000 I can see it. 10:51.000 --> 10:55.000 Look, sneakers to facilitate tree climbing. 10:55.000 --> 10:56.000 Tree climbing? 10:56.000 --> 10:59.000 Remember the tuft of titmouse eggs I promised you? 10:59.000 --> 11:00.000 Oh. 11:00.000 --> 11:03.000 High atop the Venerable Oak in Griffith Park. 11:05.000 --> 11:06.000 Griffith Park. 11:06.000 --> 11:08.000 Oh, yeah, uh, Pamela, wait right here. 11:08.000 --> 11:10.000 I think I can arrange something. 11:10.000 --> 11:11.000 I knew you'd weaken. 11:11.000 --> 11:12.000 Uh-huh. 11:12.000 --> 11:13.000 What was it? 11:13.000 --> 11:14.000 The titmouse eggs? 11:14.000 --> 11:15.000 Or spring, or... 11:16.000 --> 11:17.000 The cheesecake? 11:17.000 --> 11:21.000 Pamela, to tell you the truth, they all took their toll. 11:22.000 --> 11:23.000 No, no, no. 11:23.000 --> 11:25.000 You see, I have a friend in the studio, 11:25.000 --> 11:27.000 and he'd make a much better companion than I. 11:27.000 --> 11:28.000 His name is Bill Lear. 11:28.000 --> 11:29.000 Now, if I can... 11:29.000 --> 11:30.000 Mr. Collins. 11:30.000 --> 11:31.000 Yeah, hmm? 11:31.000 --> 11:33.000 I do not climb a tree with just any man. 11:33.000 --> 11:37.000 Oh, Pamela, you do like being out on a limb with Bill Lear. 11:37.000 --> 11:39.000 Well, he's a great potential birdwatcher. 11:39.000 --> 11:40.000 Got eyes like a hawk. 11:40.000 --> 11:42.000 One does not fly with a hawk. 11:42.000 --> 11:43.000 No. 11:43.000 --> 11:46.000 One can soar with the eagle. 11:46.000 --> 11:48.000 Oh, Pamela, you will go for this hawk. 11:48.000 --> 11:49.000 You'll go for it. 11:49.000 --> 11:50.000 Understand? 11:50.000 --> 11:51.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 11:53.000 --> 11:55.000 It's within the realm of possibility 11:55.000 --> 11:58.000 that we could be under observation by creatures from another planet. 11:58.000 --> 11:59.000 Really? 11:59.000 --> 12:00.000 And another... 12:00.000 --> 12:02.000 I'll speak to you for just a moment, please. 12:02.000 --> 12:03.000 Sorry. 12:03.000 --> 12:06.000 Bill, if you're interested in creatures from another planet, 12:06.000 --> 12:08.000 I have just the girl for you. 12:08.000 --> 12:09.000 What do you mean? 12:09.000 --> 12:11.000 An observer trained to identify flying objects. 12:11.000 --> 12:14.000 Oh, Bob, we want to go soccer watching with Bill Lear. 12:14.000 --> 12:16.000 Hold it, girl, hold it. 12:16.000 --> 12:17.000 Hold it! 12:17.000 --> 12:19.000 Now, look, I'm awfully sorry, 12:19.000 --> 12:21.000 but this calls for someone with a great deal of experience, 12:21.000 --> 12:23.000 someone who knows her way around Griffith Park. 12:23.000 --> 12:25.000 Well, that's me. 12:25.000 --> 12:26.000 In the daytime. 12:26.000 --> 12:28.000 Now, look, all of you, run into the dressing room 12:28.000 --> 12:30.000 and change into your play clothes outfits immediately. 12:30.000 --> 12:33.000 Now, Bill, look, this girl is just perfect for you, 12:33.000 --> 12:35.000 and she's got all the necessary equipment. 12:35.000 --> 12:38.000 Well, they didn't exactly shortchange Shirley. 12:38.000 --> 12:49.000 Could you get your mind back on science? 12:49.000 --> 12:51.000 Pam! 12:51.000 --> 12:52.000 Sus! 12:52.000 --> 12:54.000 Hello, are you joining us? 12:54.000 --> 12:55.000 Us? 12:55.000 --> 12:57.000 Yes, I've been invited to go bird watching. 12:57.000 --> 12:59.000 I didn't think I could get off, but I managed. 12:59.000 --> 13:00.000 Good! 13:00.000 --> 13:01.000 Well, have a forsen. 13:01.000 --> 13:07.000 You fly with the hawk, and I'll soar with the eagle. 13:07.000 --> 13:09.000 I don't follow you. 13:09.000 --> 13:10.000 That's the idea. 13:10.000 --> 13:12.000 We want to be alone. 13:12.000 --> 13:17.000 Incidentally, Sus, I'm in a reckless mood today. 13:17.000 --> 13:19.000 Tell me more about this forsen. 13:19.000 --> 13:21.000 Your companion will be a Mr. Liu. 13:21.000 --> 13:24.000 Oh, I'd rather thought I was going with a Mr. Collins. 13:24.000 --> 13:27.000 Mr. Collins belongs to me. 13:27.000 --> 13:29.000 Well, he was the one who invited me. 13:29.000 --> 13:30.000 Susie! 13:30.000 --> 13:32.000 Ordinarily, I'm not a bellicose person. 13:32.000 --> 13:36.000 However, if you persist in making an issue of this thing, 13:36.000 --> 13:38.000 come back! 13:38.000 --> 13:45.000 Pam, really, now, it's not that important. 13:45.000 --> 13:48.000 Well, how do you do? 13:48.000 --> 13:50.000 How do you do? 13:50.000 --> 13:52.000 How do you do? 13:52.000 --> 13:54.000 I'm Bill Lear. 13:54.000 --> 13:55.000 Cecily Allen. 13:55.000 --> 13:56.000 Yes, I know. 13:56.000 --> 13:58.000 Bow's been telling me about you. 13:58.000 --> 13:59.000 How do you do? 13:59.000 --> 14:01.000 I believe we're teaming up for Griffith Park. 14:01.000 --> 14:06.000 Oh, so he's not only certain I'd return, but he chose my company. 14:06.000 --> 14:07.000 How do you do? 14:07.000 --> 14:09.000 I'm awfully glad he did. 14:09.000 --> 14:10.000 I'm rather pleased myself. 14:10.000 --> 14:13.000 You know, Bob's description didn't half do you justice. 14:13.000 --> 14:18.000 You know, I'm beginning to form quite an active dislike for Mr. Collins. 14:18.000 --> 14:21.000 Oh, I could tell you things about Bob that'll make you hate him. 14:21.000 --> 14:23.000 And, uh, you know something? 14:23.000 --> 14:27.000 I may. 14:27.000 --> 14:29.000 How do you do? 14:29.000 --> 14:36.000 See you later, if you could find us. 14:36.000 --> 14:42.000 Who invited the poor stranger? 14:42.000 --> 14:45.000 Girls, these turned out just wonderfully. 14:45.000 --> 14:46.000 Now, let me see. 14:46.000 --> 14:49.000 We'll get the, uh, oh, yeah, the sports shots. 14:49.000 --> 14:57.000 Okay, now, there'll be golf, tennis, basketball, uh, uh, time out. 14:57.000 --> 15:06.000 Now, where is Bill Lear? 15:06.000 --> 15:08.000 He's on route to Griffith Park with Cecily. 15:08.000 --> 15:11.000 You were... 15:11.000 --> 15:13.000 The bundle from Britain? 15:13.000 --> 15:15.000 Bill Lear is with her? 15:15.000 --> 15:16.000 Yes, they seem to get on rather well. 15:16.000 --> 15:18.000 Look, she shouldn't be alone with him. 15:18.000 --> 15:20.000 He's a wolf. 15:20.000 --> 15:22.000 You didn't object to sending me out alone with him. 15:22.000 --> 15:23.000 Well, that's different. 15:23.000 --> 15:24.000 You're armed. 15:24.000 --> 15:28.000 Yeah, I mean, sophistication and experience, you're a woman of the world, Pamela. 15:28.000 --> 15:29.000 Mr. Collins. 15:29.000 --> 15:30.000 Huh? 15:30.000 --> 15:32.000 May I tell you something in strictest confidence? 15:32.000 --> 15:34.000 Yes. 15:34.000 --> 15:40.000 Following a field trip, Cecily Allen was expelled from the Nottingham chapter of the Finch fancies. 15:40.000 --> 15:41.000 Really? 15:41.000 --> 15:45.000 What was that for? 15:45.000 --> 15:53.000 For fancying something other than a pinch. 15:53.000 --> 15:59.000 Beneath that cool, dignified exterior, Cecily Allen is a very earthy woman. 15:59.000 --> 16:00.000 Uh-huh. 16:00.000 --> 16:01.000 There now. 16:01.000 --> 16:02.000 Feel better? 16:02.000 --> 16:03.000 Heaps. 16:03.000 --> 16:04.000 Just heaps. 16:04.000 --> 16:06.000 Come on, we're going bird watching. 16:06.000 --> 16:08.000 Darn it, I forgot. 16:08.000 --> 16:10.000 My car's in the garage. 16:10.000 --> 16:12.000 All right, well, use mine. 16:12.000 --> 16:17.000 I'll use... 16:17.000 --> 16:22.000 So, General Shoup called Bob on the carpet and he said, uh, Captain Collins, if you become 16:22.000 --> 16:25.000 involved with one more girl, I'll break you down to a lieutenant. 16:25.000 --> 16:27.000 And did that make him come about? 16:27.000 --> 16:29.000 I'll put it this way. 16:29.000 --> 16:33.000 They still talk about the party the girls threw for Private Collins. 16:33.000 --> 16:35.000 Shocking. 16:35.000 --> 16:40.000 What disgraceful behavior. 16:40.000 --> 16:43.000 Tell me more. 16:43.000 --> 16:48.000 Well, of course, there's the, uh, the story of Bob's escapade with the Austrian countess, 16:48.000 --> 16:54.000 but, uh, I hardly think that's for your delicate ear. 16:54.000 --> 17:01.000 Try this one. 17:01.000 --> 17:04.000 Mr. Collins, you haven't heard anything yet. 17:04.000 --> 17:09.000 She was also severely reprimanded by the president of the British Bird Watcher Society. 17:09.000 --> 17:11.000 Oh, what was that for? 17:11.000 --> 17:17.000 Seems that Cecily and a mixed group volunteered to observe the nocturnal habits of the owl. 17:17.000 --> 17:19.000 Yes? 17:19.000 --> 17:23.000 The owls wound up observing Cecily. 17:23.000 --> 17:27.000 She really taught them how to hoot, huh? 17:27.000 --> 17:32.000 Mr. Collins, if you want the stark truth, her father, a member of the British peerage, 17:32.000 --> 17:36.000 sent her to this country for a cooling off period. 17:36.000 --> 17:38.000 Look, Pamela, won't this thing go any faster? 17:38.000 --> 17:41.000 I want to catch her, find her before she cools off. 17:41.000 --> 17:44.000 Yeah, to save Bill, you understand. 17:44.000 --> 17:45.000 He didn't catch Bob. 17:45.000 --> 17:46.000 He didn't? 17:46.000 --> 17:47.000 No, sir. 17:47.000 --> 17:50.000 Bob jumped out the castle window and climbed down some vines. 17:50.000 --> 17:54.000 But what Bob didn't realize was that now he was in the Russian zone. 17:54.000 --> 17:57.000 The minute he hit the ground, a Russian sergeant was covering him with a machine gun. 17:57.000 --> 17:59.000 Good heavens. 17:59.000 --> 18:01.000 Bob couldn't speak a word of Russian, 18:01.000 --> 18:06.000 but he convinced that sergeant to sneak him across the line back into the American zone. 18:06.000 --> 18:10.000 Whatever did he do to break down a Russian sergeant? 18:10.000 --> 18:11.000 Nobody knows. 18:11.000 --> 18:16.000 She wouldn't even tell her own court-martial. 18:16.000 --> 18:20.000 So she hasn't really had an opportunity to, shall we say, cut loose since she came here. 18:20.000 --> 18:21.000 Uh-huh. 18:21.000 --> 18:27.000 You ask me, Mr. Collins, she's just a bundle of dynamite waiting to be ignited. 18:27.000 --> 18:29.000 Well, I'm just the punk who can do it. 18:29.000 --> 18:32.000 Here, Pamela, let me drive. I know a shortcut. 18:32.000 --> 18:37.000 Yeah, wolves may come and wolves may go, but that Bob Collins is the worst. 18:37.000 --> 18:40.000 Sounds like a priceless cad. 18:40.000 --> 18:41.000 Shall we go? 18:41.000 --> 18:44.000 Uh, why don't we sit here for a while? 18:44.000 --> 18:47.000 Perhaps they'll come along. 18:47.000 --> 18:49.000 Who? 18:49.000 --> 18:57.000 Um, the, uh, saucers. 18:57.000 --> 19:00.000 Mr. Collins, is he really worth saving? 19:00.000 --> 19:03.000 Oh, absolutely. He's one of my dearest friends. 19:03.000 --> 19:11.000 Hang on. 19:11.000 --> 19:14.000 Well, I don't think we're going to see anything sitting here. 19:14.000 --> 19:16.000 No, I'm beginning to give up myself. 19:16.000 --> 19:18.000 Let's walk over to the observatory, look through the telescope. 19:18.000 --> 19:21.000 Oh, it's getting rather late. Perhaps we'd better stop back. 19:21.000 --> 19:24.000 Maybe we'll meet them on the road. 19:24.000 --> 19:26.000 The saucers? 19:26.000 --> 19:30.000 Oh, well, there have been stories of them landing. 19:30.000 --> 19:33.000 Besides, I want to get back to Mr. Collins' studio. 19:33.000 --> 19:35.000 Really? 19:35.000 --> 19:43.000 Yes, I left something there. Now, I see I should have brought along. 19:43.000 --> 19:46.000 Oh, here we are. 19:46.000 --> 19:49.000 See, I told you the road wasn't too far. 19:49.000 --> 19:51.000 Look at my beautiful Jeep stuck in the creek. 19:51.000 --> 19:54.000 Now, don't worry about it. As soon as we get to a phone, I'll call the auto club. 19:54.000 --> 19:56.000 Oh, look, here comes a car. 19:56.000 --> 19:57.000 Oh, I'll give... 19:57.000 --> 19:59.000 I'll give him some cheesecake. 19:59.000 --> 20:05.000 I'm looking for a cup. 20:05.000 --> 20:10.000 Oh, thanks a million, Bill. What a break you're happening along. 20:10.000 --> 20:13.000 You're a sight for sore eyes. 20:13.000 --> 20:15.000 Please repent my thanks, too, Mr. Lear. 20:15.000 --> 20:17.000 And don't forget, Mr. Collins wants to stop at the first telephone. 20:17.000 --> 20:21.000 I'll pull into this filling station down here and drop Bob off. 20:21.000 --> 20:23.000 Oh, no, that won't be necessary, Bill. 20:23.000 --> 20:26.000 I can phone when you take Cecily back to my studio. 20:26.000 --> 20:31.000 I'm not taking Cecily back to your studio. I'm taking her to her apartment so she can change for dinner. 20:31.000 --> 20:34.000 Oh, well, then I can call from her apartment. 20:34.000 --> 20:36.000 You're not getting out there, either. 20:36.000 --> 20:40.000 Use the telephone at my apartment, Mr. Collins. 20:40.000 --> 20:44.000 You know, come to think of it, I'll need my membership number in the cards at home. 20:44.000 --> 20:49.000 Oh, very well. We'll phone from there. 20:49.000 --> 20:51.000 Really, Pamela, what for? 20:51.000 --> 20:53.000 For conduct and becoming to a bird watcher. 20:53.000 --> 20:56.000 Oh, now look, Pamela, Bill doesn't want to hear about Cecily. 20:56.000 --> 20:59.000 Mr. Collins, I thought you wanted to save him from her. 20:59.000 --> 21:01.000 Yeah, tell me more. I want to be saved. 21:01.000 --> 21:03.000 No, there isn't time. Now, we're almost to my house. 21:03.000 --> 21:05.000 I'll slow down. 21:05.000 --> 21:09.000 Of course, there is the incident of Cecily's moonlight swim after a mallard. 21:09.000 --> 21:12.000 Oh, Pamela, don't. 21:12.000 --> 21:14.000 A mallard? 21:14.000 --> 21:16.000 I've heard about that. 21:16.000 --> 21:19.000 Well, Mr. Collins, that is the spiciest story of them all. 21:19.000 --> 21:20.000 Really? 21:20.000 --> 21:23.000 It seems that Sir Humphrey Mallard was swimming. 21:23.000 --> 21:25.000 And Cecily... 21:25.000 --> 21:26.000 Hey, Mom. 21:26.000 --> 21:27.000 Mom, is Uncle Bob back yet? 21:27.000 --> 21:29.000 Did he get any pictures of flying saucers? 21:29.000 --> 21:30.000 I've been out the last couple of hours. 21:30.000 --> 21:33.000 Will you stop all that flying saucer nonsense? 21:33.000 --> 21:34.000 Mom, it's not nonsense. 21:34.000 --> 21:37.000 Come on, get cleaned up. You're a sight. 21:37.000 --> 21:40.000 Listen, Mom, if Mr. Lear says there are flying saucers, there are flying saucers. 21:40.000 --> 21:44.000 He didn't say that. He simply said it was within the realm of possibility. 21:44.000 --> 21:45.000 Well, okay. There you are. 21:45.000 --> 21:48.000 Well, anything is within the realm of... 21:48.000 --> 21:51.000 Will you climb up there and see if you can fix that? It's stuck. 21:51.000 --> 21:52.000 Sure, Mom. 21:52.000 --> 21:55.000 Well, goodbye, you two. I've got to hurry and get dressed and pick up Cecily. 21:55.000 --> 21:57.000 After all I told you about her, Mr. Lear? 21:57.000 --> 21:58.000 Poor girl needs help. 21:58.000 --> 22:01.000 Look, Bill, you can't go without saying hello to Margaret and Chuck. 22:01.000 --> 22:03.000 Okay, just for a minute. 22:03.000 --> 22:06.000 Hey, Mom, here come Uncle Bob and Mr. Lear. 22:06.000 --> 22:08.000 Holy smoke. 22:08.000 --> 22:09.000 What is it? 22:09.000 --> 22:11.000 So you don't believe in flying saucers, huh? 22:11.000 --> 22:13.000 Oh, did they bring one home? 22:13.000 --> 22:16.000 Better than that. They captured the driver. 22:16.000 --> 22:18.000 Hey, you're right! 22:29.000 --> 22:30.000 Sorry. 22:30.000 --> 22:31.000 Mr. Lear. 22:31.000 --> 22:32.000 Hello, Pamela. 22:32.000 --> 22:33.000 Hello, Margaret. 22:33.000 --> 22:34.000 Hello, Margaret. 22:34.000 --> 22:38.000 Say, Bill, Bill, excuse me. Would you explain your theory of UFO to Chuck? 22:38.000 --> 22:40.000 Yeah, Mr. Lear. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. 22:40.000 --> 22:42.000 No, he really loved that kind of thing. 22:42.000 --> 22:47.000 Oh, Margaret, honey, we got stuck in a creek and Pamela got a little mud splashed on her. 22:47.000 --> 22:49.000 Could you take her up to your room and let her freshen up, please? 22:49.000 --> 22:50.000 Yeah, I'd love to. 22:50.000 --> 22:52.000 Fine, thank you. 22:52.000 --> 22:53.000 Oh, Mr. Collins. 22:53.000 --> 22:54.000 Oh, yes. 22:54.000 --> 22:55.000 Don't forget to call me at the auto club. 22:55.000 --> 22:57.000 Yes, I'm on it. Thank you. 23:00.000 --> 23:04.000 Hello, could you connect me with Miss Cecily Allen's apartment, please? 23:04.000 --> 23:06.000 Thank you very much. 23:06.000 --> 23:09.000 Hello, Cecily? Bob here. 23:09.000 --> 23:14.000 Cecily, look, Bill can't make it, but I'll be there in about five minutes. 23:14.000 --> 23:16.000 Bob, we'll be right down. 23:31.000 --> 23:33.000 Oh, who's out watching? 23:33.000 --> 23:36.000 Oh, who's out watching? 23:36.000 --> 23:40.000 The birdwatcher's daughter while the birdwatcher's out watching birds. 23:42.000 --> 23:43.000 Ceci... 23:43.000 --> 23:48.000 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that this was Cecily Allen's apartment. 23:48.000 --> 23:49.000 It is. 23:49.000 --> 23:53.000 Oh, well, I'm Robert Collins. She's expecting me. 23:53.000 --> 23:55.000 Not anymore, old chap. 23:55.000 --> 23:57.000 Who are you? 23:57.000 --> 24:01.000 I'm the light of her life, Sir Humphrey Mallard. 24:01.000 --> 24:05.000 Wait a minute. You're not Sir Humphrey Mallard. You're Charles Colburn. 24:05.000 --> 24:32.000 Sue me, old chap. 24:36.000 --> 24:39.000 The part of Shirley Swanson was played by Joy Lansing, 24:39.000 --> 24:42.000 Pamela Livingstone by Nancy Culp, 24:42.000 --> 24:44.000 Bill Lear by John Archer, 24:44.000 --> 24:47.000 and Cecily Allen by Patricia Cutts. 24:47.000 --> 25:15.000 This is Bill Baldwin speaking.