WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:16.880 From Hollywood, we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show. 00:16.880 --> 00:24.800 Brought to you by Chesterfield, a cigarette that gives you something new, something no 00:24.800 --> 00:26.560 other cigarette has. 00:26.560 --> 00:30.160 Chesterfield mildness, plus no unpleasant aftertaste. 00:30.160 --> 00:34.480 And by Anison for fast relief from pain of headache, ureitis, and uralgia. 00:34.480 --> 00:37.600 And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce our master of 00:37.600 --> 00:38.600 ceremonies. 00:38.600 --> 00:39.600 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 00:39.600 --> 00:40.600 This is Dean Martin. 00:40.600 --> 00:50.880 I'd like to thank all the nice folks who have written to us telling us they enjoyed our 00:50.880 --> 00:51.880 first show. 00:51.880 --> 00:53.560 We hope we can continue to please all of you. 00:53.560 --> 00:56.920 And once again, I'd like to apologize for my partner, Jerry. 00:56.920 --> 00:59.560 He should be here now, but he got into a little trouble. 00:59.560 --> 01:01.440 I asked him to mail a package for me. 01:01.440 --> 01:06.320 Well, when he got to the post office, he saw a sign that read, wanted for murder. 01:06.320 --> 01:07.800 So he applied for the job. 01:07.800 --> 01:14.240 Well, they'll probably let him go as soon as they realize what a mental giant he is. 01:14.240 --> 01:18.120 So until he gets here, I'd like to sing a tune that's really in the top 10. 01:18.120 --> 01:20.720 With the aid of Dick and his come to the stable orchestra. 01:20.720 --> 01:21.720 Here's meandering. 01:21.720 --> 01:36.160 One day I went meandering to find myself a wife, a pretty miss to share my kiss and love 01:36.160 --> 01:37.800 me all my life. 01:37.800 --> 01:41.720 The lonely bachelor's life I led began to get me down. 01:41.720 --> 01:45.280 I bought a ring and everything and went right into town. 01:45.280 --> 01:53.240 I went meandering, meandering, looking far and wide for a girl to be my bride. 01:53.240 --> 02:01.640 I went meandering, meandering, far from the old folks at home. 02:01.640 --> 02:07.600 I came across a pretty girl who said she loved me so, that she would bring her mother with 02:07.600 --> 02:09.520 us everywhere we'd go. 02:09.520 --> 02:13.640 I was so happy on the day she said she'd be my wife. 02:13.640 --> 02:21.880 But when she told me that her ma would live with us for life, I went meandering, meandering, 02:21.880 --> 02:25.040 looking far and wide for a girl to be my bride. 02:25.040 --> 02:36.600 I went meandering, meandering, far from the old folks at home. 02:36.600 --> 02:44.400 I finally found myself a wife, a girl who's sweet and true, when I'm tempted to do something 02:44.400 --> 02:47.240 that I shouldn't do. 02:47.240 --> 02:52.480 And I remember days when things were not like they are now. 02:52.480 --> 03:00.000 I recall when I was just a bachelor and how I went meandering. 03:00.000 --> 03:07.840 I went meandering, meandering, looking far and wide for a girl to be my bride. 03:07.840 --> 03:22.640 I went meandering, meandering, far from the old folks at home. 03:22.640 --> 03:32.960 Thank you. 03:32.960 --> 03:33.960 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 03:33.960 --> 03:37.080 And now at this time, I'd like to present... 03:37.080 --> 03:38.080 Meandering, meandering. 03:38.080 --> 03:50.320 Hey, hey, I thought I told you never to come out screaming like that. 03:50.320 --> 03:51.320 What do you want from me? 03:51.320 --> 03:53.080 I'll do what the sponsor wants. 03:53.080 --> 03:54.640 The sponsor wants that screaming? 03:54.640 --> 03:58.320 Sure, the sponsor wants me to sing loud and talk loud and yell out like this, 03:58.320 --> 03:59.320 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 03:59.320 --> 04:00.320 How are you all? 04:00.320 --> 04:10.480 And right away, all the people have to run out and buy Anison. 04:10.480 --> 04:13.960 Now that you've said a good word for Anison, I think you better even up the score with 04:13.960 --> 04:14.960 something about Chesterfields. 04:14.960 --> 04:15.960 Oh, that's an easy one. 04:15.960 --> 04:18.960 Do you know why I love Chesterfield cigarettes? 04:18.960 --> 04:22.320 Well, no, Mr. Bones, why do you love Chesterfield cigarettes? 04:22.320 --> 04:24.760 A, B, C. A, always milder. 04:24.760 --> 04:25.760 B, better tasting. 04:25.760 --> 04:26.760 C, cash. 04:26.760 --> 04:34.520 Ladies and gentlemen, I must apologize for my partner. 04:34.520 --> 04:36.120 I was apologizing to me. 04:36.120 --> 04:37.120 Mother was right. 04:37.120 --> 04:38.840 She said this could only end in grief. 04:38.840 --> 04:41.080 I've thrown away the best years of my life. 04:41.080 --> 04:43.080 Oh, come, Jerry. 04:43.080 --> 04:44.080 No. 04:44.080 --> 04:45.080 Don't cry. 04:45.080 --> 04:46.320 We're still partners. 04:46.320 --> 04:47.320 You know I love you. 04:47.320 --> 04:49.760 I hate myself for needing you so much. 04:49.760 --> 04:52.760 Oh, don't feel that way, Jerry. 04:52.760 --> 04:55.080 Why, deep inside, you're like a brother to me. 04:55.080 --> 04:56.080 I admire you. 04:56.080 --> 04:57.200 I respect you. 04:57.200 --> 04:58.760 I love you. 04:58.760 --> 04:59.760 Shall we pick out the furniture? 04:59.760 --> 05:05.040 Jerry, let's get serious for a minute. 05:05.040 --> 05:06.920 I just got a letter from a lady in Brooklyn. 05:06.920 --> 05:10.680 She's the president of the Dean Martin Fan Club there, and I was thinking maybe we ought 05:10.680 --> 05:11.920 to have her on the show. 05:11.920 --> 05:12.920 Gee, Dean, that sounds swell. 05:12.920 --> 05:15.440 Why don't we put her on a show now? 05:15.440 --> 05:17.240 Jerry, she isn't here. 05:17.240 --> 05:18.720 Gosh, I could be a lady from Brooklyn. 05:18.720 --> 05:19.720 All right. 05:19.720 --> 05:21.760 Folks, I'd like you to meet our first guest. 05:21.760 --> 05:24.040 She's president of the Dean Martin Fan Club of Brooklyn. 05:24.040 --> 05:26.120 Here she is, Zelda Click. 05:26.120 --> 05:29.440 How are you, Mrs. Click? 05:29.440 --> 05:30.440 That's Click. 05:30.440 --> 05:31.440 Oh, I'm sorry. 05:31.440 --> 05:32.440 That's quite a ride. 05:32.440 --> 05:43.200 And to tell you the truth... Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Martin, when I heard I 05:43.200 --> 05:44.840 was coming here, I got so excited. 05:44.840 --> 05:47.440 I guess it's because I'm finally meeting you in the flesh, Mr. Martin. 05:47.440 --> 05:50.800 I must tell you that when you sing, we girls go positively insane. 05:50.800 --> 05:56.720 I swear, last night we were playing your records and Sadie Shultz nearly dashed her brains 05:56.720 --> 06:00.600 out on the phony gram. 06:00.600 --> 06:02.040 You have many of my records? 06:02.040 --> 06:03.760 Well, we got a bargain. 06:03.760 --> 06:07.120 400 of your records for 66 cents. 06:07.120 --> 06:11.440 How come so cheap? 06:11.440 --> 06:13.440 They forgot to put the hole in the middle. 06:13.440 --> 06:23.440 Oh, I'm a sick girl. 06:23.440 --> 06:26.560 Tell me, Mrs.... You forgot my name already. 06:26.560 --> 06:27.560 You're Zelda Click. 06:27.560 --> 06:30.560 No, you're Zelda Click. 06:30.560 --> 06:36.720 Tell me, do you ever have mass meetings where all the fan clubs get together? 06:36.720 --> 06:37.720 Of course. 06:37.720 --> 06:41.080 By only yesterday afternoon, we had a meeting with Kirk Douglas Club and the Tony Curtis 06:41.080 --> 06:42.080 Club. 06:42.080 --> 06:43.080 That's all? 06:43.080 --> 06:46.760 Well, the Milton Berle Club was supposed to be there, but she was sick. 06:46.760 --> 06:47.760 Oh. 06:47.760 --> 06:54.720 Well, what do you do at these meetings? 06:54.720 --> 06:56.920 Well, that's why I'm here now, Mr. Martin. 06:56.920 --> 07:00.880 At the last meeting, we passed a revolution that Zelda Click is the committee of ones 07:00.880 --> 07:04.320 who go see Dean Martin and get an autographed picture for the clubhouse wall. 07:04.320 --> 07:08.320 You know, by a strange coincidence, I have one right here. 07:08.320 --> 07:09.320 Would you like it autographed? 07:09.320 --> 07:12.880 Well, if you don't mind, some of the girls don't care much for that picture. 07:12.880 --> 07:13.880 What's wrong with it? 07:13.880 --> 07:16.880 You won't think we're being too sentimental? 07:16.880 --> 07:18.880 No. 07:18.880 --> 07:37.240 Well, we'd like one where you still have your old nose. 07:37.240 --> 07:38.240 I had it fixed. 07:38.240 --> 07:41.720 It used to be over here. 07:41.720 --> 07:43.000 I just don't understand it. 07:43.000 --> 07:44.000 You must be crazy or something. 07:44.000 --> 07:45.000 Seriously. 07:45.000 --> 07:46.000 Are you crazy or something? 07:46.000 --> 07:47.000 I'm not crazy. 07:47.000 --> 07:50.000 You got me mixed up with my partner. 07:50.000 --> 07:51.000 How dare you? 07:51.000 --> 07:52.000 How dare you? 07:52.000 --> 07:56.560 Talking about that sweet child. 07:56.560 --> 07:59.800 Disgusting, the way you pick on that poor boy. 07:59.800 --> 08:06.480 Why he positively adores you. 08:06.480 --> 08:12.080 You can just look into the kid's eyes and see the admiration from his pupils. 08:12.080 --> 08:14.840 And you all the time, you pick on him like that. 08:14.840 --> 08:15.840 All right, Zelda. 08:15.840 --> 08:17.520 He's so sweet. 08:17.520 --> 08:23.280 The way he makes that little face and says, hi ho, that's wealthy. 08:23.280 --> 08:26.880 You treat him like he was dirt, but the devil will get his due. 08:26.880 --> 08:29.160 Believe you and me, you'll never forget one thing. 08:29.160 --> 08:32.160 That one, your way up the people down are coming down around the ladder. 08:32.160 --> 08:34.600 And a rolling stone gathers. 08:34.600 --> 08:35.600 No more. 08:35.600 --> 08:36.600 Keep those things in mind, Mr. Martin. 08:36.600 --> 08:37.600 Will you listen to me? 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13:40.600 --> 13:44.600 We harmonized a doodly doodly do. 13:44.600 --> 13:46.600 Give me that old soft shoe. 13:46.600 --> 13:49.600 I said the old soft shoe. 13:49.600 --> 13:53.600 A one, a two, a doodly doodly do. 13:53.600 --> 13:58.600 Play me that old soft shoe and nothing else will do. 13:58.600 --> 14:03.600 That's the dance my darling used to do. 14:03.600 --> 14:05.600 Hey, take a look at that crowd. 14:05.600 --> 14:06.600 Look at the people we got. 14:06.600 --> 14:07.600 Isn't that wonderful? 14:07.600 --> 14:08.600 Really packing them in. 14:08.600 --> 14:10.600 Hey, hey, look at that old fella in the first row. 14:10.600 --> 14:12.600 I wonder what's the matter with him. 14:12.600 --> 14:13.600 Why? 14:13.600 --> 14:14.600 Well, he's been here for eight shows. 14:14.600 --> 14:16.600 Well, I'm wearing his shoes. 14:16.600 --> 14:22.600 Oh. 14:22.600 --> 14:24.600 We sang love's refrain. 14:24.600 --> 14:26.600 Dean, you were the king of them all. 14:26.600 --> 14:29.600 Dance the whole night long. 14:29.600 --> 14:31.600 And I was the belle of the fall. 14:31.600 --> 14:33.600 Strolling love's lane. 14:33.600 --> 14:36.600 Weren't my dresses a scream? 14:36.600 --> 14:40.600 We harmonized a doodly doodly do. 14:40.600 --> 14:42.600 Give me that old soft shoe. 14:42.600 --> 14:45.600 I said the old soft shoe. 14:45.600 --> 14:49.600 A one, a two, a doodly doodly do. 14:49.600 --> 14:54.600 Play me that old soft shoe and nothing else will do. 14:54.600 --> 14:59.600 It reminds me of the only love I ever knew. 14:59.600 --> 15:02.600 That old, not the new, and not the home, 15:02.600 --> 15:06.600 but the soft shoe. 15:06.600 --> 15:08.600 Soft shoe. 15:08.600 --> 15:15.600 Applause. 15:15.600 --> 15:17.600 Well, thanks for joining me in the song, Carol. 15:17.600 --> 15:18.600 I'll see you later in the show. 15:18.600 --> 15:20.600 In the meantime, let's both listen to Jimmy Wallington. 15:20.600 --> 15:22.600 Thanks, Dean. 15:22.600 --> 15:25.600 If you would like to know a quick, easy way to ease the pain of a headache, 15:25.600 --> 15:30.600 neuritis or neuralgia, then by all means try Anison. 15:30.600 --> 15:33.600 Your own dentist or physician may at one time or another have handed you an envelope 15:33.600 --> 15:35.600 containing Anison tablets. 15:35.600 --> 15:40.600 Then you already know how incredibly fast and effectively Anison brings relief. 15:40.600 --> 15:43.600 Anison is like a doctor's prescription. 15:43.600 --> 15:45.600 That is, Anison contains not just one, 15:45.600 --> 15:49.600 but a combination of medically proven active ingredients. 15:49.600 --> 15:52.600 For your own sake, try Anison. 15:52.600 --> 15:55.600 Anison is sold to you on this guarantee. 15:55.600 --> 16:00.600 If the first few tablets do not give you all the relief you want as fast as you want it, 16:00.600 --> 16:03.600 you may return the unused portion and your money will be refunded. 16:03.600 --> 16:06.600 You can get Anison tablets at any drug counter. 16:06.600 --> 16:10.600 Anison comes in handy boxes of 12 and 30 tablets 16:10.600 --> 16:13.600 and economical family-sized bottles of 50 and 100. 16:13.600 --> 16:19.600 Music 16:19.600 --> 16:23.600 Well, it comes a time in the evening's festivities when we bring on our guests. 16:23.600 --> 16:27.600 And tonight Jerry and I are happy to play host to one of the screen's most famous bad men. 16:27.600 --> 16:29.600 In pictures we call them heavies. 16:29.600 --> 16:31.600 Well, here's a heavy with a real light heart. 16:31.600 --> 16:34.600 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. George Rapp. 16:34.600 --> 16:45.600 Applause 16:45.600 --> 16:47.600 Well, hi, George. It's good to have you here. 16:47.600 --> 16:49.600 Hello, Dean, and it's good to be here. 16:49.600 --> 16:51.600 Hey, Dean, what do you say we... 16:51.600 --> 16:54.600 Who's he? 16:54.600 --> 16:56.600 Why, Jerry, this is George Rapp. 16:56.600 --> 17:01.600 I think you'll like that. Last week we had a streetcar named Max and now we got a ref named George. 17:01.600 --> 17:08.600 Laughter 17:08.600 --> 17:09.600 Oh, I wish I was dead. 17:09.600 --> 17:11.600 Laughter 17:11.600 --> 17:15.600 Look, Skinny, I don't like people making cracks about me. 17:15.600 --> 17:17.600 Yeah, well, what are you going to do about it? 17:17.600 --> 17:18.600 I'll have the boys take you... 17:18.600 --> 17:22.600 Laughter 17:22.600 --> 17:26.600 I'll have the boys take you for a ride and see that you're dumped in the river, see? 17:26.600 --> 17:30.600 You're a deadbeat, a stooley, a fink. 17:30.600 --> 17:32.600 Dean, he likes me. 17:32.600 --> 17:35.600 Laughter 17:35.600 --> 17:37.600 Sure he does, Jerry. 17:37.600 --> 17:40.600 He was just acting like those parts he plays in pictures. 17:40.600 --> 17:43.600 Oh, he's one of them picture fellers. 17:43.600 --> 17:46.600 Hey, George, come here. Is that Margaret O'Brien and Midget? 17:46.600 --> 17:47.600 Oh, Jerry. 17:47.600 --> 17:52.600 Laughter 17:52.600 --> 17:54.600 Say, I've seen you boys in pictures too. 17:54.600 --> 17:57.600 Matter of fact, just the other night I saw that's my boy. 17:57.600 --> 18:01.600 You know, Jerry, I wish I could have played the part of your father. 18:01.600 --> 18:03.600 You play my father? 18:03.600 --> 18:04.600 Yeah. 18:04.600 --> 18:08.600 Well, seriously, Jerry, I bet George would have done a great job in that picture. 18:08.600 --> 18:09.600 Yeah, that's right. 18:09.600 --> 18:15.600 Of course, they would have changed the story a little, but I can just see it now. 18:15.600 --> 18:21.600 Music 18:21.600 --> 18:29.600 And now, Aniston and Chesterfield cigarettes present Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and George Raft in the George Raft version of... 18:29.600 --> 18:31.600 Music 18:31.600 --> 18:32.600 That's my boy. 18:32.600 --> 18:41.600 Laughter 18:41.600 --> 18:45.600 Our scene is the hideout of that notorious underworld figure, Big Joe Jackson. 18:45.600 --> 18:50.600 We find Big Joe presiding over a meeting of the nation's toughest criminal gang, Mayhem, 18:50.600 --> 18:52.600 Mayhem, Incorporated. 18:52.600 --> 18:57.600 All right, boys. We meet at the warehouse at midnight. All in favor, say aye. 18:57.600 --> 18:58.600 Aye. 18:58.600 --> 19:00.600 All against, say nay. 19:00.600 --> 19:01.600 Nay. 19:01.600 --> 19:14.600 Laughter 19:14.600 --> 19:17.600 Decision unanimous. Steve. 19:17.600 --> 19:18.600 Yeah, boss. 19:18.600 --> 19:21.600 I want to talk to you. Did you ever know I have a son? 19:21.600 --> 19:24.600 Not me, boss. I never knew you had a kid. 19:24.600 --> 19:27.600 Matter of fact, I had two. I only got one left. 19:27.600 --> 19:29.600 Laughter 19:29.600 --> 19:30.600 What'd the other one do? Fly away? 19:30.600 --> 19:33.600 Laughter 19:33.600 --> 19:35.600 Where's the other one? 19:35.600 --> 19:40.600 You know what they say, spare the rod and spoil the child. Well, I didn't spare the rod. 19:40.600 --> 19:42.600 So what? That's good for kids. 19:42.600 --> 19:44.600 Yeah, but this rod was loaded. 19:44.600 --> 19:46.600 Laughter 19:46.600 --> 19:51.600 Look, boss, I can't hang around and talk about your family. I got to get to the bank before it opens. 19:51.600 --> 20:04.600 Laughter 20:04.600 --> 20:07.600 No, you stick around. My kid is on his way over and I want you to meet him. 20:07.600 --> 20:11.600 He's been at school. I haven't seen him in 10 years. 20:11.600 --> 20:13.600 I can just picture him now. 20:13.600 --> 20:20.600 Big, tough, ruthless. A killer just like his old man. 20:20.600 --> 20:23.600 Abba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da. 20:23.600 --> 20:25.600 Someone's coming. I'll cover the door. 20:25.600 --> 20:28.600 Abba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da. 20:28.600 --> 20:30.600 Can you tell who it is? I can't even tell what it is. 20:30.600 --> 20:33.600 Laughter 20:33.600 --> 20:37.600 Abba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da said the birdie to the wheel. 20:37.600 --> 20:40.600 Hi, fellas. Say, where can I find... 20:40.600 --> 20:43.600 Here, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to drop those pistols. 20:43.600 --> 20:45.600 Laughter 20:45.600 --> 20:49.600 Come here, you. I said come here. 20:49.600 --> 20:51.600 You're going to hit me. 20:51.600 --> 20:53.600 Laughter 20:53.600 --> 20:55.600 You better fresco, Steve. 20:55.600 --> 20:57.600 Okay, boss. Let me feel your hip, kid. 20:57.600 --> 20:59.600 Here, I don't even know you. 20:59.600 --> 21:02.600 Laughter 21:02.600 --> 21:06.600 Besides, if you get fresh nasty, Aurochus, I'm going to have to tell Big Joe. 21:06.600 --> 21:08.600 Why, I'm Big Joe. 21:08.600 --> 21:10.600 You're Big Joe? Yeah. 21:10.600 --> 21:13.600 Well, I'm small junior. Dad, don't you know me? 21:13.600 --> 21:15.600 Laughter 21:15.600 --> 21:17.600 No, this can't be. 21:17.600 --> 21:19.600 When I sent you to school, you were like me. 21:19.600 --> 21:21.600 Now look at you. 21:21.600 --> 21:23.600 Well, just look at me. Aren't I a doll? 21:23.600 --> 21:25.600 Laughter 21:25.600 --> 21:27.600 Oh, no. No. 21:27.600 --> 21:29.600 What is it, Dadgas? 21:29.600 --> 21:36.600 Laughter 21:36.600 --> 21:39.600 All right, I've had enough. Junior, you get this. 21:39.600 --> 21:42.600 And get it straight. I'm going to make a man out of you. 21:42.600 --> 21:44.600 You're journeying my gang in the morning. 21:44.600 --> 21:46.600 Laughter 21:46.600 --> 21:49.600 But, Dad, I can join your gang. You're a crook. 21:49.600 --> 21:52.600 You smash faces and you break bones. 21:52.600 --> 21:57.600 And torture and murder and slit throats and the blood drips and the eyeball dangles and... 21:57.600 --> 21:59.600 Oh, I'm going to be sick. 21:59.600 --> 22:04.600 Laughter 22:04.600 --> 22:06.600 What's cooking, boys? 22:06.600 --> 22:08.600 Hey, Molly, come here. 22:08.600 --> 22:11.600 I bet you can talk some sense into him. 22:11.600 --> 22:13.600 Why don't you try? 22:13.600 --> 22:15.600 I wonder what they're planning. 22:15.600 --> 22:17.600 Laughter 22:17.600 --> 22:20.600 Okay, Joe, just leave it to little Molly. 22:20.600 --> 22:22.600 Come here, cutie. 22:22.600 --> 22:24.600 Molly wants to talk to you. 22:24.600 --> 22:26.600 Oh, no, stand back, woman. Hold your ground. 22:26.600 --> 22:28.600 Laughter 22:28.600 --> 22:30.600 Oh, come on, Junior. 22:30.600 --> 22:32.600 How about a little kiss? 22:32.600 --> 22:35.600 Oh, no, now you're taking advantage, lady. 22:35.600 --> 22:37.600 Laughter 22:37.600 --> 22:39.600 Come on, Junior. 22:39.600 --> 22:43.600 Oh, well, you can put your arms around me, but don't kiss me. 22:43.600 --> 22:45.600 Laughter 22:45.600 --> 22:47.600 I don't... 22:47.600 --> 22:52.600 I don't care if you hug me and everything, but don't kiss me. 22:52.600 --> 22:59.600 You can stick up my neck and run through my air barefoot, but don't kiss me. 22:59.600 --> 23:02.600 Laughter 23:02.600 --> 23:05.600 Lady, come here. 23:05.600 --> 23:09.600 Applause 23:09.600 --> 23:13.600 Laughter 23:13.600 --> 23:17.600 Well, Junior, how is that? 23:17.600 --> 23:19.600 I like it, I like it. 23:19.600 --> 23:21.600 Laughter 23:21.600 --> 23:28.600 Applause 23:28.600 --> 23:30.600 Well, see, boss, what to tell you? 23:30.600 --> 23:32.600 If you'll do anything now... 23:32.600 --> 23:33.600 What do you say, kid? 23:33.600 --> 23:35.600 You ready to play ball? 23:35.600 --> 23:37.600 Well, I don't have my sprite cues with me. 23:37.600 --> 23:39.600 But I'll tell you one thing, I can't play good ball. 23:39.600 --> 23:42.600 I was playing in a series in 24. I'll never forget that either. 23:42.600 --> 23:43.600 Junior. 23:43.600 --> 23:45.600 I was two men on and McDaggen was up. 23:45.600 --> 23:46.600 It was three to two. 23:46.600 --> 23:47.600 And I'll never forget that the guy... 23:47.600 --> 23:49.600 Gunshots 23:49.600 --> 23:52.600 Gee, boss, you shot your own son. 23:52.600 --> 23:54.600 I lost my head. 23:54.600 --> 23:56.600 Junior, are you all right? 23:56.600 --> 24:00.600 Laughter 24:00.600 --> 24:02.600 This is it, Dad. 24:02.600 --> 24:04.600 It's Clayton's. 24:04.600 --> 24:05.600 Laughter 24:05.600 --> 24:09.600 I didn't want to die, but before I go, there's just one favor. 24:09.600 --> 24:12.600 One thing, just one thing you got to do for me. 24:12.600 --> 24:14.600 What is it, son? Anything. I'll do anything. 24:14.600 --> 24:17.600 Scratch my back, the bullet hole itches. 24:17.600 --> 24:30.600 Laughter 24:30.600 --> 24:32.600 Well, you know, it's pretty tough to forget a song, 24:32.600 --> 24:35.600 especially when the love bug is involved. 24:35.600 --> 24:38.600 About 10 years ago, I was working with a band in Cleveland, 24:38.600 --> 24:40.600 and there was a gal singer on the band, too. 24:40.600 --> 24:43.600 I would ask her to go dancing on our night off, but no, so. 24:43.600 --> 24:45.600 Finally, one night, I asked her if she would please listen to a song 24:45.600 --> 24:47.600 I was going to sing just for her. 24:47.600 --> 24:50.600 Well, I sang the number, and when I was through, she asked me to sit down. 24:50.600 --> 24:53.600 Well, I thought that was it, and I really felt like the conquering hero. 24:53.600 --> 24:56.600 We sat there for about five minutes just talking. 24:56.600 --> 24:59.600 Then she told me she was married to the drummer in the band. 24:59.600 --> 25:01.600 Well, the three of us became real good friends, and we still are, 25:01.600 --> 25:04.600 but I'll never forget that song I sang for her. 25:04.600 --> 25:16.600 I Don't Know Why 25:16.600 --> 25:19.600 I love you like I do 25:19.600 --> 25:27.600 I don't know why I just do 25:27.600 --> 25:35.600 I don't know why you thrill me like you do 25:35.600 --> 25:42.600 I don't know why I just do 25:42.600 --> 25:50.600 You never seem to want my romance 25:50.600 --> 25:56.600 The only time you hold me is when 25:56.600 --> 25:59.600 We're dancing 25:59.600 --> 26:07.600 I don't know why I love you like I do 26:07.600 --> 26:31.600 I don't know why I just do 26:31.600 --> 26:53.600 You never seem to want my romance 26:53.600 --> 26:59.600 The only time you hold me is when 26:59.600 --> 27:02.600 We're dancing 27:02.600 --> 27:09.600 I don't know why I love you like I do 27:09.600 --> 27:34.600 I don't know why I just do 27:34.600 --> 27:46.600 You never seem to want my romance 27:46.600 --> 27:52.600 The only time you hold me is when 27:52.600 --> 27:55.600 We're dancing 27:55.600 --> 28:01.600 I don't know why I just do 28:01.600 --> 28:06.600 You never seem to want my romance 28:06.600 --> 28:11.600 The only time you hold me is when 28:11.600 --> 28:16.600 We're dancing 28:16.600 --> 28:21.600 I don't know why I just do 28:21.600 --> 28:28.600 You never seem to want my romance 28:28.600 --> 28:33.600 The only time you hold me is when 28:33.600 --> 28:38.600 We're dancing 28:38.600 --> 28:43.600 I don't know why I just do 28:43.600 --> 28:48.600 You never seem to want my romance 28:48.600 --> 28:53.600 The only time you hold me is when 28:53.600 --> 28:58.600 We're dancing