WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 Transcribed. 00:11.000 --> 00:16.000 From Hollywood we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show with their special guest Gordon McRae 00:16.000 --> 00:19.000 who appears through the courtesy of Warner Brothers Pictures, Inc. 00:19.000 --> 00:36.000 The celebrated producers of the motion picture Room for One More starring Cary Grant and Betsy Drake. 00:36.000 --> 00:40.000 Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis are brought to you by Denteen, a gum with breathtaking flavor. 00:40.000 --> 00:45.000 By Beeman's Pepsin, the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion too. 00:45.000 --> 00:51.000 By Chesterfield, sound off for Chesterfield. For the first time you'll get the cigarette that's much milder 00:51.000 --> 00:54.000 with the added protection of no unpleasant aftertaste. 00:54.000 --> 00:59.000 And by Anison for fast relief from pain of headache, neuritis and neuralgia. 00:59.000 --> 01:04.000 And now ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to introduce our master of ceremonies, Dean Martin. 01:04.000 --> 01:08.000 Hi folks. 01:08.000 --> 01:10.000 Thank you. 01:10.000 --> 01:15.000 And tell them it says that Friday is here again and we're about to embark on our 18th journey into your home. 01:15.000 --> 01:21.000 Incidentally, lots of people have asked how I've been able to stand up under my partner's constant barrage of madness. 01:21.000 --> 01:27.000 And I want to go on record as saying I find it very easy for two important reasons, bread and butter. 01:27.000 --> 01:33.000 Well, before the animal gets here it's my pleasure to team up with the lovely Carol Richards in a chorus of 01:33.000 --> 01:44.000 I Love the Way You Say Goodnight. 01:44.000 --> 01:55.000 I love the way you say goodnight. 01:55.000 --> 02:03.000 I kinda like the way you mumble while you fumble for your key. 02:03.000 --> 02:06.000 More time for kissing me. 02:06.000 --> 02:16.000 I love the way you say goodnight. 02:16.000 --> 02:25.000 I kinda like the way you linger with your finger on the bell. 02:25.000 --> 02:33.000 More kisses and their swell when you say I gotta get home by 12. 02:33.000 --> 02:37.000 I always say let's go. 02:37.000 --> 02:38.000 You do. 02:38.000 --> 02:48.000 Cause you can take longer to say goodnight than any three others I know. 02:48.000 --> 02:59.000 I love the way you say goodnight. 02:59.000 --> 03:08.000 I kinda like the way you snuggle while you juggle with your call. 03:08.000 --> 03:21.000 I never never never go home. 03:21.000 --> 03:31.000 I love the way you say goodnight. 03:31.000 --> 03:40.000 The way you let our kisses mingle till I tangle to my toes. 03:40.000 --> 03:43.000 We're blushing like a rose. 03:43.000 --> 03:53.000 I kinda like the way you say goodnight. 03:53.000 --> 04:01.000 I kinda like the way you giggle while you jiggle with your bag. 04:01.000 --> 04:09.000 Our hearts are playing tag when you say we just gotta be home by 12. 04:09.000 --> 04:13.000 Well don't I always say let's go. 04:13.000 --> 04:15.000 That's true, I said it before, you do. 04:15.000 --> 04:25.000 Cause you can take longer to say goodnight than any three others I know. 04:25.000 --> 04:26.000 I love the way you say goodnight. 04:26.000 --> 04:32.000 I kinda like the way you super duper special way. 04:32.000 --> 04:36.000 The way you have me flying higher than a kite. 04:36.000 --> 04:45.000 I kinda like the way you snuggle while you juggle with your call. 04:45.000 --> 04:48.000 It looks as though you're never going. 04:48.000 --> 04:59.000 No I never never never never never never never never gonna go home. 04:59.000 --> 05:06.000 Thank you very much, sweetheart. 05:06.000 --> 05:12.000 Now that we've exercised our vocal chords, I think it's about time we gave the same opportunity to Jimmy Wallington. 05:12.000 --> 05:16.000 Thank you, Dean. And now here's something of interest to everybody. 05:16.000 --> 05:20.000 For breathless moments, for your breathless moments. 05:20.000 --> 05:26.000 Chew dentine, the gum with breath taking flavor. 05:26.000 --> 05:28.000 Dentine tastes so good. 05:28.000 --> 05:30.000 Dentine freshens your breath. 05:30.000 --> 05:33.000 Dentine helps keep your teeth sparkling clean and white. 05:33.000 --> 05:39.000 Dentine, the gum with breath taking flavor. 05:39.000 --> 05:46.000 Before you go out and always after eating, drinking, smoking, refresh your breath with dentine. 05:46.000 --> 05:49.000 You'll love dentine chewing gum. 05:49.000 --> 05:55.000 For dentine has a wonderful tingling nippy flavor that lingers on and on. 05:55.000 --> 06:00.000 It's delicious. And remember dentine helps keep your teeth white too. 06:00.000 --> 06:05.000 Keep dentine handy. You'll enjoy refreshing your breath when you chew dentine. 06:05.000 --> 06:09.000 So for breathless moments, for your breathless moments. 06:09.000 --> 06:26.000 Chew dentine, the gum with breath taking flavor. 06:26.000 --> 06:27.000 Folks, I'd like to introduce... 06:27.000 --> 06:35.000 Hey Dean, hey Dean. 06:35.000 --> 06:40.000 Jerry Heavens to Betsy, will you wait until I introduce you to the audience? 06:40.000 --> 06:44.000 I don't like the way you come running out barking like a male seal. Nobody likes it. 06:44.000 --> 06:50.000 Yeah, but how about girl seals? 06:50.000 --> 06:53.000 It was an ad lib anyhow, Dean. It came right out of my head. 06:53.000 --> 06:57.000 Well, you better patch up the hole. 06:57.000 --> 07:01.000 Here now, I have six holes in my head just like everybody else. 07:01.000 --> 07:02.000 Six holes? 07:02.000 --> 07:08.000 Two to hear by, two to breathe by, one to eat by, and one for roll razor blades. 07:08.000 --> 07:11.000 Jerry, I warned you about those fantastic jokes. 07:11.000 --> 07:15.000 Everyone knows that you don't put razor blades in a hole in your head. 07:15.000 --> 07:16.000 You're right, Dean. 07:16.000 --> 07:22.000 You can't. It's full of olive pits. 07:22.000 --> 07:24.000 Jerry, I'm ashamed of you. 07:24.000 --> 07:29.000 Yeah? Well, you don't have to be ashamed of me, Shirley. I'm pretty important, see? 07:29.000 --> 07:33.000 I get laughs and I get smiles and I get applause. And what do you get? 07:33.000 --> 07:36.000 All you get is the money and the glory and the girls. And you know what? 07:36.000 --> 07:37.000 What? 07:37.000 --> 07:40.000 I wish I was you. 07:40.000 --> 07:43.000 All right, Jerry, I surrender. Who's our first guest tonight? 07:43.000 --> 07:49.000 Well, we invited a famous health expert to come over, but he didn't want to come, so I guess I'll have to talk first. 07:49.000 --> 07:57.000 All righty, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we're proud to present the author of that famous bestseller, How to Be Happy, Though Healthy. 07:57.000 --> 08:02.000 An expert on diets, a world-famous bodybuilder, and is said to be the healthiest man in America. 08:02.000 --> 08:05.000 Here he is, Dr. Byron J. Bicep. 08:05.000 --> 08:08.000 Dr. Bicep, you certainly are the picture of health. 08:08.000 --> 08:13.000 Well, I ain't the picture of Dorian Gray. 08:13.000 --> 08:18.000 Tell me, Dr. Bicep, how did you first become interested in physical culture? 08:18.000 --> 08:20.000 Well, that's a good question. 08:20.000 --> 08:28.000 Well, I was a 98-pound weakling, and when I went to the beach, the big guys used to throw sands at me. 08:28.000 --> 08:32.000 One time I got so bad, I looked up at a guy, took a deep breath. 08:32.000 --> 08:33.000 And what happened? 08:33.000 --> 08:37.000 My trunks fell down. 08:37.000 --> 08:39.000 I guess you were pretty slim. 08:39.000 --> 08:45.000 Slim, buddy. The only belt I owned was a napkin ring. 08:45.000 --> 08:51.000 Dr. Bicep, let's discuss your health course. I understand it really makes a man out of you. 08:51.000 --> 09:03.000 Yeah, last year my aunt took the course, and now she's my uncle. 09:03.000 --> 09:05.000 I didn't know that women took your course. 09:05.000 --> 09:09.000 Why, some of the most famous women in the world take my course. 09:09.000 --> 09:14.000 Last year, a scrawny little 60-pound girl came to me for help. 09:14.000 --> 09:21.000 And do you know who she is today? Dagmar. 09:21.000 --> 09:26.000 I suppose with all your female students you have a fine understanding of the opposite sex. 09:26.000 --> 09:30.000 Well, I believe the bottom woman needs to be dominated. 09:30.000 --> 09:34.000 She ought to be slugged over the head 364 days a year. 09:34.000 --> 09:36.000 You left her one day out. 09:36.000 --> 09:39.000 Have a hard body, that's Mother's Day. 09:39.000 --> 09:43.000 I'm sorry. Tell me, Dr., do you recommend this special diet? 09:43.000 --> 09:45.000 Sure. In fact, I'm working on a new diet. 09:45.000 --> 09:50.000 Each day you get a tipple full of warm water and one fat free raisin. 09:50.000 --> 09:53.000 I think it's an 18-day diet. 09:53.000 --> 09:55.000 You think it's an 18-day diet? 09:55.000 --> 09:59.000 Yeah, so far nobody lived past six. 09:59.000 --> 10:03.000 Well, I guess exercise is more important than diet. 10:03.000 --> 10:09.000 Exercise? That's the worst thing you could do. 10:09.000 --> 10:16.000 You make your blood start jumping from capillary to capillary, from vein to vein, from artery to artery, 10:16.000 --> 10:25.000 up the ventricle, down the tubes, through the liver, and left on the pulver. 10:25.000 --> 10:37.000 If it ain't washed out. 10:37.000 --> 10:40.000 Then you think people should forget exercise. 10:40.000 --> 10:42.000 Absolutely. 10:42.000 --> 10:43.000 Take my Uncle Arnold. 10:43.000 --> 10:45.000 You take your Uncle Arnold. 10:45.000 --> 10:49.000 I don't want him. Take my Uncle Arnold. 10:49.000 --> 10:52.000 He did push-ups every morning. He never missed a day. 10:52.000 --> 10:54.000 You mean he did push-ups till the day he died? 10:54.000 --> 10:58.000 He did push-ups three days after he died. 10:58.000 --> 10:59.000 No! 10:59.000 --> 11:04.000 They had to nail the lid down 12 times. 11:04.000 --> 11:07.000 Then what is the secret of health? 11:07.000 --> 11:10.000 Well, the big thing is breath control. 11:10.000 --> 11:14.000 You must learn to breathe down in your diagram. 11:14.000 --> 11:15.000 My what? 11:15.000 --> 11:20.000 Your diagram. What do I have to do, draw your diaphragm? 11:20.000 --> 11:23.000 Get out of here. You get out of here. 11:23.000 --> 11:33.000 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 11:33.000 --> 11:36.000 Well, Jerry, start tuning up your raspy pipes 11:36.000 --> 11:43.000 because it's time for all of us to sound off at Chesterfield. 11:43.000 --> 11:47.000 Dean, please entertain the folks. I gotta go out and sell some smoke. 11:47.000 --> 11:50.000 Carpethead, you'll sell much more if you stand right here and let it roar. 11:50.000 --> 11:52.000 Mileness blot. No aftertaste. 11:52.000 --> 11:54.000 Mileness blot. No aftertaste. 11:54.000 --> 11:57.000 No unpleasant aftertaste in Chesterfield. 11:57.000 --> 11:58.000 That's right. 11:58.000 --> 12:02.000 Over 1,500 tobacco men told you they're mild and will tell you again. 12:02.000 --> 12:06.000 They're milder with a better taste and no unpleasant aftertaste. 12:06.000 --> 12:07.000 Well, here's what we want you to do. 12:07.000 --> 12:08.000 Right now. 12:08.000 --> 12:09.000 Yes, here's what we want you to do. 12:09.000 --> 12:10.000 Right now. 12:10.000 --> 12:11.000 Sound off. 12:11.000 --> 12:12.000 For Chesterfield. 12:12.000 --> 12:13.000 Sound off. 12:13.000 --> 12:14.000 For Chesterfield. 12:14.000 --> 12:16.000 Try a pack of Chesterfields. 12:16.000 --> 12:17.000 Do it. 12:17.000 --> 12:18.000 Today. 12:18.000 --> 12:28.000 1,500 tobacco growers tell you Chesterfields have a milder aroma, 12:28.000 --> 12:32.000 which means a milder smoke, and a leading research organization reports 12:32.000 --> 12:36.000 of all brands smoked and examined, Chesterfield is the only cigarette 12:36.000 --> 12:40.000 in which members of the taste panel found no unpleasant aftertaste. 12:40.000 --> 12:41.000 Enjoy your smoking. 12:41.000 --> 12:45.000 Enjoy the cigarette with the mildness plus no unpleasant aftertaste. 12:45.000 --> 12:48.000 Sound off at Chesterfields and try a pack today. 12:48.000 --> 12:58.000 Get smoking pleasure all the way. 12:58.000 --> 13:02.000 Ladies and gentlemen, our guest tonight is one of our most famous 13:02.000 --> 13:07.000 motion picture and radio stars, the proud possessor of a mighty fine voice 13:07.000 --> 13:08.000 and a very talented actor. 13:08.000 --> 13:15.000 Here he is, Gordon McCray. 13:15.000 --> 13:20.000 Thank you very much, folks, and thank you, Tony. 13:20.000 --> 13:21.000 You're confused, Gordy. 13:21.000 --> 13:22.000 I'm not Tony Martin. 13:22.000 --> 13:23.000 I'm Dean Martin. 13:23.000 --> 13:31.000 You mean you're the one who works with the Lewis Animal? 13:31.000 --> 13:33.000 That's right. 13:33.000 --> 13:37.000 Look, supposing you dig into a song for us, and by the time you finish, 13:37.000 --> 13:40.000 I'll trot Jerry out here so you can see what a doll he really is. 13:40.000 --> 13:42.000 Well, that's my pleasure, Dino. 13:42.000 --> 13:44.000 Can you get your maestro to give me a downbeat? 13:44.000 --> 13:46.000 Gordon, this is Dick Stabiel's orchestra. 13:46.000 --> 13:51.000 See, you can't use musical terms like downbeat and upbeat. 13:51.000 --> 13:58.000 You just yell go and they'll race you to the finish. 13:58.000 --> 14:00.000 I'll try anything once, Dino. 14:00.000 --> 14:07.000 Go, boy. 14:07.000 --> 14:18.000 Baby doll, you beautiful baby doll 14:18.000 --> 14:24.000 Let's go home and tell your mother 14:24.000 --> 14:29.000 That you found a baby brother 14:29.000 --> 14:35.000 I'm taking you off the shelf 14:35.000 --> 14:42.000 I'm showing you off myself 14:42.000 --> 14:45.000 Can't you see it now? 14:45.000 --> 14:48.000 I'm taking you walking 14:48.000 --> 14:53.000 I'm holding your parasol 14:53.000 --> 14:58.000 Ah, honey, there's no use of talking 14:58.000 --> 15:05.000 You're a beautiful baby doll 15:05.000 --> 15:09.000 Oh, baby doll 15:09.000 --> 15:16.000 You beautiful baby doll 15:16.000 --> 15:22.000 Let's go home and tell your mother 15:22.000 --> 15:27.000 That you found a brand new baby brother 15:27.000 --> 15:33.000 I'm taking you off the shelf 15:33.000 --> 15:40.000 I'm showing you off myself 15:40.000 --> 15:43.000 Can't you see it now? 15:43.000 --> 15:46.000 I'm taking you walking 15:46.000 --> 15:51.000 I'm holding your parasol 15:51.000 --> 15:56.000 Ah, honey, there's no use talking 15:56.000 --> 16:10.000 You're a beautiful baby, baby doll 16:10.000 --> 16:27.000 Ah, Tony, that was wonderful. You certainly have a mean set of pipes. 16:27.000 --> 16:29.000 Oh, thank you, Dean. You know, I was... 16:29.000 --> 16:31.000 Hey, Dean, Dean, have you got... 16:31.000 --> 16:33.000 This chap has a strange look. 16:33.000 --> 16:36.000 Jerry, this man shouldn't be strange to you. 16:36.000 --> 16:37.000 This is... 16:37.000 --> 16:41.000 I know, I know. Ain't he, Mr. Klutz? 16:41.000 --> 16:43.000 No, he isn't. There is no Mr. Klutz. 16:43.000 --> 16:49.000 Good heavens, who's going to break the news to Mrs. Klutz? 16:49.000 --> 16:52.000 Now, now, look, sonny, my name is MacRae. 16:52.000 --> 16:55.000 Hey, I remember you. I seen you in pictures. You're that tall fella. 16:55.000 --> 16:58.000 How you been, Joe? 16:58.000 --> 17:01.000 What do you do with standing on your knees? 17:01.000 --> 17:04.000 Jerry, he's not Joel MacRae. 17:04.000 --> 17:06.000 Jerry, this is Gordon MacRae. 17:06.000 --> 17:10.000 Gordon MacRae, say, didn't we used to belong to the same fraternity? 17:10.000 --> 17:12.000 I didn't know you belonged to any fraternity. 17:12.000 --> 17:17.000 Oh, sure, I used to be president of Kappa Gamma Delta Alpha Schnook. 17:17.000 --> 17:19.000 Really? Did you have a large membership? 17:19.000 --> 17:31.000 No, just five of us, Kappa Gamma Delta Alpha and me, Schnook. 17:31.000 --> 17:36.000 Look, Dean, there's one baritone to another. What is this guppy doing out of his fishbowl? 17:36.000 --> 17:38.000 Hey, are you a baritone, too? 17:38.000 --> 17:41.000 I told you, Jerry, all the good singers are baritones. 17:41.000 --> 17:44.000 Oh, yeah? Well, I can name three who aren't. 17:44.000 --> 17:45.000 Go ahead. 17:45.000 --> 17:53.000 Kate Smith. 17:53.000 --> 17:56.000 Jerry, I think you have the mind of a moron. 17:56.000 --> 18:00.000 Yeah, well, finders keepers, losers waker. 18:00.000 --> 18:04.000 Gordy, you've been starring on the railroad hour for three years now. 18:04.000 --> 18:06.000 Do you find radio pretty hard work? 18:06.000 --> 18:09.000 Well, it's pretty exhausting, do you know, learning new songs every week? 18:09.000 --> 18:14.000 And someday maybe I'd like to do maybe one of those quiz shows. 18:14.000 --> 18:18.000 Yeah, Groucho Marx has the right idea. I'd like that, too. 18:18.000 --> 18:23.000 Hey, yeah, why don't we do another one of those Groucho shows, you know, Dean, like we did with Danny Thomas? 18:23.000 --> 18:26.000 Hey, bright idea, Bush head. Let's head into it. 18:26.000 --> 18:45.000 And now, ladies and gentlemen, Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and Gordon McRae are proud to present their version of that popular quiz program, You Bet Your Life, entitled... 18:45.000 --> 18:48.000 No, You Bet Your Life. 18:48.000 --> 18:50.000 And here he is, your master of ceremonies. 18:50.000 --> 18:55.000 That's me, Groucho Martin. 18:55.000 --> 18:59.000 Our giant jackpot is up to $14 now. 18:59.000 --> 19:02.000 Our midget jackpot is up to $6,000. 19:02.000 --> 19:06.000 We had to raise the midget jackpot when we heard the shrimp boats were coming. 19:06.000 --> 19:12.000 Georgie Feminine, who's our guest couple. 19:12.000 --> 19:19.000 Before we went on the air, the studio audience selected a waitress and a chef as our first contestants, but they disappeared backstage. 19:19.000 --> 19:22.000 A waitress and a chef disappeared backstage, huh? 19:22.000 --> 19:25.000 Wish I could be there to see what's cooking. 19:25.000 --> 19:28.000 Feminine, you'd better call our second couple. 19:28.000 --> 19:34.000 Well, Groucho, for our second couple, the studio audience selected a popular singer and the president of a motion picture fan club. 19:34.000 --> 19:36.000 Folks, meet Groucho Martin. 19:36.000 --> 19:39.000 Welcome to No, You Bet Your Life. 19:39.000 --> 19:44.000 Feminine, supposing you tell our listeners a secret word. It's a common word. We use it every day. 19:44.000 --> 19:58.000 The secret word is paleostreptomyosis. 19:58.000 --> 20:03.000 If either of you contestants guess the word, you will divide $1.35 between you. 20:03.000 --> 20:05.000 Common word, we use it every day. 20:05.000 --> 20:08.000 Is it paleostreptomyosis? 20:08.000 --> 20:10.000 Well, what took you so long? 20:10.000 --> 20:13.000 We only use it every other day. 20:13.000 --> 20:16.000 Now, who is the singer and who is the president of the fan club? 20:16.000 --> 20:18.000 Baby doll. 20:18.000 --> 20:21.000 Oh, I see. You're the fan club president. 20:21.000 --> 20:24.000 Oh, I'm the singer. My name is Matt Crave. 20:24.000 --> 20:30.000 Well, let's get up off your knees, Joel. 20:30.000 --> 20:32.000 Well, how about you, sir? What's your name? 20:32.000 --> 20:36.000 Statler W. Beck. 20:36.000 --> 20:38.000 Statler? But that's the name of a hotel. 20:38.000 --> 20:42.000 Dad wanted a bellboy. 20:42.000 --> 20:45.000 Tell me, Statler, are you president of the McCrae's fan club? 20:45.000 --> 20:48.000 Heavens no. I wouldn't touch him with a six-foot pole. 20:48.000 --> 20:51.000 Well, don't look now, kid, but you are a six-foot pole. 20:51.000 --> 20:55.000 Okay, so you don't like McCrae's singing. Whose fan club do you head? 20:55.000 --> 20:58.000 Barry Como's, Vic DeMone's, Frank Sinatra's? 20:58.000 --> 21:00.000 Nelson Eddy's. 21:00.000 --> 21:03.000 Nelson Eddy? 21:03.000 --> 21:07.000 What's with the Nelson Eddy? 21:07.000 --> 21:09.000 What are you, another Lewis and Martin? 21:09.000 --> 21:13.000 Excuse me, Statler, you said Lewis and Martin. Isn't it Martin and Lewis? 21:13.000 --> 21:21.000 That just depends on who's saying it, buddy. 21:21.000 --> 21:23.000 Mr. McCrae, tell me something about yourself. 21:23.000 --> 21:25.000 As a singer, what do you think of Dean Martin? 21:25.000 --> 21:31.000 I never think of Dean Martin as a singer. 21:31.000 --> 21:35.000 Well, that doesn't bother me. You don't think it bothers me, do you, Statler? 21:35.000 --> 21:37.000 You bet your life. 21:37.000 --> 21:41.000 Well, let's get on with the questions. Remember, the Mitch Jackpot is up to $8,000. 21:41.000 --> 21:45.000 Boy, what I could do with $8,000, I'm gonna buy a yacht. 21:45.000 --> 21:47.000 Don't forget the federal tax. 21:47.000 --> 21:49.000 Boy, I'm gonna buy a motorboat. 21:49.000 --> 21:51.000 And the state tax. 21:51.000 --> 21:53.000 Yes, siree, I'm gonna buy a canoe. 21:53.000 --> 21:59.000 The XX tax. 21:59.000 --> 22:02.000 The gift tax. 22:02.000 --> 22:06.000 Can I still float my matchsticks in the garden? 22:06.000 --> 22:09.000 Hey, what do you say, Groucho? Are we gonna get on with the questions? 22:09.000 --> 22:11.000 I've had about enough for this Nelson Eddy fan. 22:11.000 --> 22:16.000 You hear what he said, Groucho? He had enough of Nelson Eddy. 22:16.000 --> 22:19.000 Now, wait a minute. You two sound like Martin and Lewis. 22:19.000 --> 22:23.000 If we don't, buddy, you're working for nothing. 22:23.000 --> 22:24.000 Get out of here. 22:24.000 --> 22:32.000 No, you get out of here. 22:32.000 --> 22:39.000 Well, it's time for all good quiz shows to come to an end and get some information about which there is no question 22:39.000 --> 22:41.000 and to which Jimmy Wallington has the answer. 22:41.000 --> 22:42.000 Thank you, Dean. 22:42.000 --> 22:49.000 Ladies and gentlemen, here is something you should know if you ever suffer from the sudden pain of headaches, neuritis, or neuralgia. 22:49.000 --> 22:53.000 It's a way to ease the pain, often within a few minutes. 22:53.000 --> 22:56.000 A way that is incredibly fast and effective. 22:56.000 --> 22:58.000 It's Anisyn. 22:58.000 --> 23:01.000 Anisyn is like a doctor's prescription. 23:01.000 --> 23:09.000 That is, Anisyn contains not just one, but a combination of medically proven active ingredients in easy-to-take tablet form. 23:09.000 --> 23:14.000 Thousands of people were first introduced to Anisyn through their own physicians or dentists. 23:14.000 --> 23:21.000 But today, these tablets are in such widespread use that all drug counters have them, and anyone may enjoy their benefits. 23:21.000 --> 23:27.000 Next time you suffer from the pains of a headache, neuritis, or neuralgia, by all means try Anisyn. 23:27.000 --> 23:30.000 You'll like the convenience of Anisyn tablets. 23:30.000 --> 23:33.000 You'll be delighted with Anisyn's incredibly fast action. 23:33.000 --> 23:36.000 A-N-A-C-I-N. 23:36.000 --> 23:38.000 Anisyn. 23:38.000 --> 23:41.000 Ask for Anisyn by name today at your drugist. 23:41.000 --> 23:53.000 Well, many songwriters have written an impressive list of hits, but one team seems to have the magic touch. 23:53.000 --> 23:55.000 Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein. 23:55.000 --> 24:02.000 Although most of their hits have come out of their Broadway shows, they did come out here to Hollywood one season to write the score for State Fair. 24:02.000 --> 24:09.000 And with their fantastic record, I guess no one was surprised when the hit song of the picture won the Academy Award for that year. 24:09.000 --> 24:14.000 It has always remained one of my all-time favorites, and I'm sure you will remember it as one of yours. 24:14.000 --> 24:28.000 I'm as restless as a willow in a windstorm. 24:28.000 --> 24:35.000 I'm as jumpy as a puppet on a string. 24:35.000 --> 24:43.000 I'd say that I have spring fever. 24:43.000 --> 24:50.000 But I know it isn't spring. 24:50.000 --> 24:58.000 I am starry-eyed and vaguely discontented. 24:58.000 --> 25:05.000 Like a nightingale without a song to sing. 25:05.000 --> 25:12.000 Oh, why should I have spring fever? 25:12.000 --> 25:20.000 When it isn't even spring. 25:20.000 --> 25:28.000 I keep wishing I were somewhere else. 25:28.000 --> 25:36.000 Walking down a strange new street. 25:36.000 --> 25:43.000 Hearing words that I have never heard. 25:43.000 --> 25:51.000 From a girl I've yet to meet. 25:51.000 --> 25:58.000 I'm as busy as a spider's spring day dream. 25:58.000 --> 26:06.000 I'm as giddy as a baby on a swing. 26:06.000 --> 26:14.000 I haven't seen a crocus or a rosebud. 26:14.000 --> 26:22.000 Or a robin on a wing. 26:22.000 --> 26:30.000 But I feel so gay in a melancholy way. 26:30.000 --> 26:38.000 That it might as well be spring. 26:38.000 --> 26:57.000 It might as well be spring. 26:57.000 --> 27:15.000 No kidding, I love it when you sing it better be spring. 27:15.000 --> 27:19.000 You mean it might as well be spring. 27:19.000 --> 27:22.000 Excuse me, fellas, looks like good nights are in order. 27:22.000 --> 27:25.000 I guess so, Gordy, and I hope you haven't taken Jerry seriously. 27:25.000 --> 27:28.000 Listen here, Dean, you don't have to say that about me. 27:28.000 --> 27:30.000 I make just as much as you do, you know. 27:30.000 --> 27:33.000 Jerry, you don't discuss money in front of a guest. 27:33.000 --> 27:36.000 Yes, so what's his agent doing in the hall? 27:36.000 --> 27:38.000 He's doing nothing, Jerry, but he's... 27:38.000 --> 27:41.000 He ain't holding out his hand for halivy, you know. 27:41.000 --> 27:44.000 You'd better quit, Gordy, we're still alive, you know. 27:44.000 --> 27:46.000 Well, thanks very much, fellas, it's been really fun. 27:46.000 --> 27:47.000 And it's really been fun. 27:47.000 --> 27:50.000 Gordon McCrack. 27:50.000 --> 27:54.000 Good night, Gordy. 27:54.000 --> 27:55.000 Good night, Gordy. 27:55.000 --> 27:58.000 And now if we can get serious for just a moment, ladies and gentlemen, 27:58.000 --> 28:00.000 we'd like to say, Gordy, you've been a real great sport. 28:00.000 --> 28:02.000 And friends, Dean and I have just been appointed 28:02.000 --> 28:05.000 National Entertainment Chairman for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. 28:05.000 --> 28:08.000 And we feel deeply honored to be associated with such a worthy cause. 28:08.000 --> 28:12.000 We're deeply grateful to those who have sent in your contributions, 28:12.000 --> 28:15.000 contributions that were laid in the research that may lick this dread disease. 28:15.000 --> 28:17.000 Please remember that more and more money is needed 28:17.000 --> 28:20.000 because you are the only ones that can help the poor and fortunate 28:20.000 --> 28:22.000 to suffer from this incurable disease. 28:22.000 --> 28:25.000 Let's all pitch in and help find this much-needed cure. 28:25.000 --> 28:28.000 Please mail your contributions to MDA, 28:28.000 --> 28:30.000 21 East 40th Street, New York City, New York. 28:30.000 --> 28:34.000 That's MDA, 21 East 40th Street, New York City, New York. 28:34.000 --> 28:35.000 Thank you. 28:35.000 --> 28:37.000 Well, folks, until next week, this is Dean Martin. 28:37.000 --> 28:39.000 And Jerry Lewis reminding you that we appear on radio 28:39.000 --> 28:41.000 through the courtesy of Howe Wallace Productions, 28:41.000 --> 28:43.000 producers of our latest picture, Sailor Beware. 28:43.000 --> 28:44.000 Night, everybody. 28:44.000 --> 28:45.000 Good night. 28:45.000 --> 28:55.000 APPLAUSE 29:15.000 --> 29:17.000 Round off for Chesterfield. 29:17.000 --> 29:20.000 For the first time, you'll get the cigarette that's much milder 29:20.000 --> 29:23.000 with the added protection of no unpleasant aftertaste. 29:23.000 --> 29:28.000 And by Aniston for fast relief from pain of headache, neuritis and neuralgia. 29:28.000 --> 29:32.000 APPLAUSE 29:32.000 --> 29:45.000 Martin and Lewis are on NBC, the national broadcasting company.