WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:01.000 Transcribed. 00:11.000 --> 00:14.000 From Hollywood we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show. 00:14.000 --> 00:33.000 Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis are brought to you by Anison for fast relief from pain of headache, 00:33.000 --> 00:38.000 neuritis and neuralgia, by Dentine, the gum with breathtaking flavor, by Beeman's pepsin, 00:38.000 --> 00:42.000 the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion too, and by Chesterfield, 00:42.000 --> 00:47.000 the cigarette that's much milder with the added protection of no unpleasant aftertaste, 00:47.000 --> 00:51.000 no unpleasant aftertaste confirmed by a leading research organization. 00:51.000 --> 00:56.000 And now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our master of ceremonies, Dean Martin. 01:01.000 --> 01:03.000 Thank you. Well, hi folks. 01:03.000 --> 01:09.000 Well, sir, it's time for some songs, some laughs and a little light banter with our special guest of the evening. 01:09.000 --> 01:15.000 I see that my partner isn't among these presents, so in the hopes that I sneak it in before he gets here, 01:15.000 --> 01:40.000 let's go Down Yonder. 01:45.000 --> 01:51.000 Oh, you're simply grand down Yonder when the folks get the news 01:51.000 --> 01:56.000 Don't you wonder at the hollow balloon 01:56.000 --> 02:00.000 There's Grampy and Granny, there's Ephraim and Sammy 02:00.000 --> 02:04.000 Waiting down yonder for me 02:04.000 --> 02:08.000 There's Grampy and Granny, there's Ephraim and Sammy 02:08.000 --> 02:16.000 Waiting down yonder, waiting down yonder, waiting down yonder for me 02:16.000 --> 02:18.000 There's Ephraim and Sammy 02:18.000 --> 02:28.000 Waiting down yonder, waiting down yonder, waiting down yonder for me 02:33.000 --> 02:36.000 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. And now I'd like to... 02:36.000 --> 02:39.000 Hey Dean, down yonder where you're burning. 02:39.000 --> 02:46.000 Oh, now what is it with you, Jay? Every time you walk out, it's bedlam and confusion. 02:46.000 --> 02:49.000 Bedlam and confusion? What ever happened to Martin and Lewis? 02:49.000 --> 02:54.000 Honestly, Jay, you get me so mad that I'm actually beside myself. 02:54.000 --> 02:57.000 Yeah? What are you going to call yourselves, Martin and Martin? 02:57.000 --> 03:04.000 Has it ever occurred to you? Has it ever occurred to you that you're being downright cantankerous? 03:04.000 --> 03:09.000 Has it ever occurred to you that I don't know what cantankerous means? 03:09.000 --> 03:13.000 You know, Jerry, I get so mad for two cents I'd give up the whole thing. 03:13.000 --> 03:18.000 Two cents? Yeah. I'll see that and raise you five. 03:18.000 --> 03:22.000 I'll call with a pair of aces. What do you got? I have a full house. 03:22.000 --> 03:26.000 You have a full house? Yeah, Angie and Uncle Barney are here for the winter. 03:26.000 --> 03:29.000 Look, Jay, I don't care about your family. 03:29.000 --> 03:35.000 Uh-uh, now you did it, boy. That's the last insult. Next, the straw that broke the camel's foot. 03:35.000 --> 03:40.000 You mean the camel's back? No, foot. It was a low throw. 03:40.000 --> 03:47.000 Well, Jerry, if you're that unhappy, there's only one thing to do. Let's dissolve the partnership. 03:51.000 --> 03:54.000 Dissolve the partnership? 03:54.000 --> 03:59.000 Yes, Jerry, we're all warched up. Finished. 04:01.000 --> 04:04.000 We're... 04:04.000 --> 04:07.000 Yes? 04:07.000 --> 04:11.000 We're actually... 04:11.000 --> 04:16.000 Why must we repeat this so often? I don't know about you, but I'm cleaning between the teeth. 04:16.000 --> 04:21.000 Oh. Stop, Jerry, I surrender. No more arguments. Now what do we do? 04:21.000 --> 04:26.000 You remember a long time ago when we did that dramatic scene between a father and a son? 04:26.000 --> 04:28.000 Yeah. 04:28.000 --> 04:33.000 Well, a lot of people wrote us and asked us if we would do it a game for them, so I thought... 04:33.000 --> 04:38.000 If it's okay with you, then it's okay with me, too. 04:38.000 --> 04:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice of me. All righty. 04:41.000 --> 04:47.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry and I give you our impression of a father trying to put his small son to sleep. 04:47.000 --> 04:49.000 Little man, you're crying. 04:49.000 --> 04:54.000 I'm only two years old, I'm entitled. 04:54.000 --> 04:56.000 I know why you're blue. 04:56.000 --> 05:01.000 The sand in my talcum powder. 05:01.000 --> 05:05.000 Someone took your kitty car away. 05:05.000 --> 05:10.000 It was mother she's hated me for years. 05:10.000 --> 05:13.000 Better go to sleep now. 05:13.000 --> 05:16.000 I can't. I'm on the night shift. 05:16.000 --> 05:19.000 Little man, you've had a busy day. 05:19.000 --> 05:23.000 What busy? I was up at five, burned down the garage, pushed grandma into the garbage disposal, 05:23.000 --> 05:29.000 cut paper dolls out of the living room rug. I was due at ten o'clock and I've been loafing all day. 05:29.000 --> 05:31.000 You've been playing soldier. 05:31.000 --> 05:36.000 Who's playing? We're shipping out tonight. 05:36.000 --> 05:38.000 The battle has been won. 05:38.000 --> 05:42.000 It was easy. I used real bullets. 05:42.000 --> 05:44.000 The enemy is out of sight. 05:44.000 --> 05:48.000 They just haven't any guts. 05:48.000 --> 05:50.000 Come along there soldier. 05:50.000 --> 05:53.000 Take your filthy hands off me. 05:53.000 --> 05:55.000 Put away your gun. 05:55.000 --> 05:58.000 Just one shot at mother. 05:58.000 --> 06:02.000 The war is over for tonight. 06:02.000 --> 06:08.000 That's what you think. I set a time bomb under Herbie's crib. 06:08.000 --> 06:10.000 Time to stop your scheming. 06:10.000 --> 06:16.000 Someone has to think around here. Good heavens if I left things up to you last week you didn't even heat the milk. 06:16.000 --> 06:19.000 Time your day was through. 06:19.000 --> 06:22.000 It ain't even dark yet dad. 06:22.000 --> 06:27.000 Can't you hear the bugle softly say. 06:27.000 --> 06:30.000 Do you really think that bugle talks? 06:30.000 --> 06:33.000 Time you should be dreaming. 06:33.000 --> 06:38.000 Have a nightmare. I just saw Uncle Milty. 06:38.000 --> 06:44.000 Little man. 06:44.000 --> 06:47.000 You slipped that in on me you have. 06:47.000 --> 06:49.000 A busy day. 06:49.000 --> 06:53.000 I'm getting sleepy. 06:53.000 --> 07:09.000 Little man you had a busy day. 07:09.000 --> 07:13.000 Well now that we've had our busy day let's turn some business over to Jimmy Wallington. 07:13.000 --> 07:22.000 Thanks Dean. 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A-N-A-C-I-N. 08:01.000 --> 08:05.000 Anison at any drug counter in handy boxes of 12 and 30. 08:05.000 --> 08:15.000 Economical family size bottles of 50 and 100. 08:15.000 --> 08:20.000 Well every singer has a different method of picking songs that are good for him. 08:20.000 --> 08:25.000 I've been using the system the past year or so that has given me a pretty good batting average. 08:25.000 --> 08:32.000 When I want to do a song I just turn to Mac Gray my recording manager and I if he nods his head I sing. 08:32.000 --> 08:35.000 If he shakes his head I forget it. 08:35.000 --> 08:40.000 Well Mac Gray gave five emphatic nods to this one which should make it a five star special. 08:40.000 --> 08:43.000 So Ricardo if you don't mind. 08:43.000 --> 09:06.000 If your sweetheart sends a letter of goodbye 09:06.000 --> 09:19.000 It's no secret you'll feel better if you cry 09:19.000 --> 09:25.000 When waking from a bad dream 09:25.000 --> 09:31.000 Don't you sometimes think it's real 09:31.000 --> 09:42.000 But it's only false emotions that you feel 09:42.000 --> 09:55.000 If your heartaches seem to hang around too long 09:55.000 --> 10:07.000 And your blues keep getting bluer with each song 10:07.000 --> 10:18.000 Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky 10:18.000 --> 10:30.000 So let your hair down and go on and cry 10:48.000 --> 11:07.000 Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky 11:07.000 --> 11:22.000 So let your hair down and go on and cry 11:22.000 --> 11:41.000 Well thank you very much and right now let's all listen to the wonderful voice of Mr. Jimmy Wallington. 11:41.000 --> 11:44.000 Thanks Dean and now here's something of interest to everybody. 11:44.000 --> 11:48.000 For breathless moments, for your breathless moments. 11:48.000 --> 11:54.000 Chew Denteen, the gum with breath taking flavor. 11:54.000 --> 11:56.000 Denteen tastes so good. 11:56.000 --> 11:58.000 Denteen freshens your breath. 11:58.000 --> 12:02.000 Denteen helps keep your teeth sparkling clean and white. 12:02.000 --> 12:08.000 Denteen, the gum with breath taking flavor. 12:08.000 --> 12:15.000 Before you go out and always after eating, drinking, smoking, refresh your breath with Denteen. 12:15.000 --> 12:18.000 You'll love Denteen chewing gum. 12:18.000 --> 12:24.000 For Denteen has a wonderful tingling nippy flavor that lingers on and on. 12:24.000 --> 12:28.000 It's delicious and remember Denteen helps keep your teeth white too. 12:28.000 --> 12:30.000 Keep Denteen handy. 12:30.000 --> 12:34.000 You'll enjoy refreshing your breath when you chew Denteen. 12:34.000 --> 12:38.000 So for breathless moments, for your breathless moments. 12:38.000 --> 12:45.000 Chew Denteen, the gum with breath taking flavor. 12:45.000 --> 12:58.000 Well ladies and gentlemen, our guest tonight is one of Hollywood's finest actors. 12:58.000 --> 13:05.000 We've all enjoyed his wonderful portrayals in Born Yesterday, Sunset Boulevard and many other great motion pictures. 13:05.000 --> 13:09.000 Such as his current Paramount release, Submarine Command. 13:09.000 --> 13:22.000 Let's all say hello to our very good friend, William Holden. 13:22.000 --> 13:24.000 Thank you folks. Hi Dean. 13:24.000 --> 13:26.000 Bill, it's really very good to have you with us tonight. 13:26.000 --> 13:30.000 But tell me, what's with that new haircut? Why so short? 13:30.000 --> 13:36.000 Well Dean, we're starting to film Stalag 17 and the story takes place in a German prisoner of war camp. 13:36.000 --> 13:39.000 So all the players have to wear the short crew cuts. 13:39.000 --> 13:42.000 You know it's almost like my partner's haircut. I'll bet... 13:42.000 --> 13:45.000 Hey Dean, hey Dean, have you seen my... 13:45.000 --> 13:48.000 Dean, you have another partner. 13:48.000 --> 13:51.000 Bill, I guess you know, this is Jerry Lew. 13:51.000 --> 13:55.000 Oh I know who it is. Now tell me, what is it? 13:55.000 --> 13:59.000 See how you affect people? You talk like a man with two heads, Jerry. 13:59.000 --> 14:04.000 Yeah, well if I have two heads, what's my other one doing on him? 14:04.000 --> 14:11.000 Listen kid, if I happen to look like you, believe me, no one regrets it any more than I do. 14:11.000 --> 14:14.000 Yeah, so how come you got your haircut like me? 14:14.000 --> 14:23.000 Well it's not exactly like you. I understand yours is cut from the inside. 14:23.000 --> 14:28.000 Don't you let him bother you, Bill. Just sort of brush him right off, you know. 14:28.000 --> 14:35.000 Nobody brushes me off, buddy. The name of this act is Dean Martin and Jerry Lew, it's not Dean Martin and Lin. 14:35.000 --> 14:39.000 Now let's not have any private feuds, yeah? Right now say hello to Bill Holden. 14:39.000 --> 14:45.000 Alrighty, so you're Holden. 14:45.000 --> 14:48.000 That's right. 14:48.000 --> 14:52.000 Well put it down! 14:52.000 --> 14:53.000 Put what down? 14:53.000 --> 15:03.000 I don't know, whoever you're holding. 15:03.000 --> 15:15.000 Now look Jerry, let's not kid with Bill Holden. He happens to be one of our finest actors. 15:15.000 --> 15:20.000 Gee, I didn't realize he was a movie star. Hey Mr. Holden, you must know all the other movie stars, huh? 15:20.000 --> 15:21.000 Yes, I do. 15:21.000 --> 15:27.000 You do? Well tell me, is Ava Gardner really Frank Sinatra's nursemaid? 15:27.000 --> 15:28.000 Well I... 15:28.000 --> 15:33.000 Is Cary Grant Stimple really an ingrown wart? 15:33.000 --> 15:39.000 When Rita Hayworth poses for cheesecake, do they really cover her with sour cream? 15:39.000 --> 15:43.000 Dean, I imagine you have quite a time with this idiot. 15:43.000 --> 15:48.000 Never mind the imagining, buddy. Just read what it says on a paper. 15:48.000 --> 15:53.000 You know something Dean, if this kid had curls I'd swear he was another Judy Holliday. 15:53.000 --> 16:01.000 Hear now, I won't have anyone say I'm like Judy Holliday. I saw her in Born Yesterday and she played like she was real dumb and mixed up and muddle headed and... 16:01.000 --> 16:05.000 And then she's dumb and everything, you know what? 16:05.000 --> 16:06.000 What? 16:06.000 --> 16:09.000 I know what you mean. 16:09.000 --> 16:14.000 Say Bill, since you did the picture too, what say we whip up a batch of Born Yesterday right now? 16:14.000 --> 16:17.000 Well that's okay with me Dean, let's ring up the curtain. 16:17.000 --> 16:24.000 Ladies and gentlemen, one of the outstanding movies last year was Columbia Pictures superb comedy, Born Yesterday. 16:24.000 --> 16:30.000 For those of you who may have missed it, we take great pleasure in presenting the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis version of this great screen achievement. 16:30.000 --> 16:34.000 In tonight's production, the part of Paul will be recreated by William Holden. 16:34.000 --> 16:39.000 Brock, the millionaire junk dealer, will be played by Dean Martin. 16:39.000 --> 16:45.000 And the part of Billy, the adorable creature that no man can resist, will be played by... 16:45.000 --> 16:49.000 Well don't just sit there, somebody hand me an eyebrow pencil. 16:58.000 --> 17:02.000 Our scene is the lavish Washington Hotel suite of Brock Barton. 17:02.000 --> 17:05.000 Brock seems to be looking for Billy. 17:05.000 --> 17:08.000 Billy, Billy, where are you? 17:08.000 --> 17:12.000 I'm over here Brock, sipping a martini. 17:12.000 --> 17:14.000 A martini, but your glass is empty. 17:14.000 --> 17:16.000 I like them very dry. 17:18.000 --> 17:21.000 Hey, what's that on your finger? 17:21.000 --> 17:24.000 Billy, did you buy another diamond? 17:24.000 --> 17:30.000 I couldn't help it, and this morning I looked at myself in the mirror and I was so beautiful, I proposed. 17:32.000 --> 17:35.000 Hey Billy, where were you all day at? 17:38.000 --> 17:42.000 I went to see the African Queen with Humphrey Hepburn. 17:42.000 --> 17:44.000 Don't you mean Humphrey Bogart? 17:44.000 --> 17:47.000 Oh gracious, was he in it too? 17:47.000 --> 17:51.000 Well I got a guy that's going to teach you some intellect, he's going to be your tutor. 17:51.000 --> 17:55.000 My tutor? What do you think I am, a bugle? 18:00.000 --> 18:02.000 Never mind. 18:02.000 --> 18:05.000 Hey Paul, come on in. 18:05.000 --> 18:09.000 Oh sure thing Mr. Martin, I was a...my what a beautiful girl. 18:09.000 --> 18:12.000 Oh you just imagine I'm beautiful. 18:12.000 --> 18:16.000 I imagine nothing, I just read what's on the paper. 18:19.000 --> 18:24.000 Look Paul, I want you to learn this dumb babe everything you know about manners. 18:24.000 --> 18:28.000 Listen to who's talking, he drinks milk through a straw. 18:28.000 --> 18:31.000 Oh but lots of people drink milk through a straw. 18:31.000 --> 18:33.000 A straw hat? 18:33.000 --> 18:40.000 Well I had enough of this Paul, you educate this dame and I'll be back in ten minutes. 18:40.000 --> 18:45.000 Well Billy, Billy, now that's a funny name for a girl. What's your real name? 18:45.000 --> 18:47.000 You won't laugh? 18:47.000 --> 18:49.000 No. What was your name? 18:49.000 --> 18:52.000 Harriet S. Truman. 18:59.000 --> 19:01.000 Harriet S. Truman? 19:01.000 --> 19:04.000 Yeah, I was named after my Uncle Harry. 19:04.000 --> 19:07.000 Well you certainly must be proud of your uncle. 19:07.000 --> 19:10.000 What proud? You haven't heard from him in years. 19:10.000 --> 19:13.000 Well you know he's president don't you? 19:13.000 --> 19:16.000 Yeah, how do you like that? 19:16.000 --> 19:20.000 Just couldn't make a go without haberdashery. 19:23.000 --> 19:28.000 Alright, alright, now let's start with your education. Where should we begin? 19:28.000 --> 19:32.000 Begin where all the boys begin, try to get me loaded. 19:36.000 --> 19:42.000 Look, never mind that, now tell me, don't you have any interest in books, music or art? 19:42.000 --> 19:44.000 Oh yes, I love art. 19:44.000 --> 19:45.000 Which art? 19:45.000 --> 19:47.000 Art Linklennner. 19:47.000 --> 19:52.000 Oh I see, your interest is in men. Alright, how about a kiss? 19:52.000 --> 19:58.000 You make just one cast at me buster and I'll slap myself. 19:58.000 --> 20:00.000 You'll slap yourself? 20:00.000 --> 20:04.000 I'd slap you but why should I louse up the afternoon? 20:04.000 --> 20:11.000 Now come on, now look out that window. See those two little birds out on that branch with their heads close together? 20:11.000 --> 20:13.000 That's what we should be doing. 20:13.000 --> 20:17.000 Don't be silly, that little branch couldn't hold us. 20:17.000 --> 20:21.000 Hey, hey, get off my lap, here comes Brock. 20:21.000 --> 20:25.000 Alright you two, before we go any farther I want to make one thing clear. 20:25.000 --> 20:26.000 What's that? 20:26.000 --> 20:28.000 I haven't had a line in three pages. 20:28.000 --> 20:29.000 You haven't? 20:29.000 --> 20:30.000 Yeah. 20:30.000 --> 20:31.000 Don't be mad, Brock. 20:31.000 --> 20:32.000 Ah shut up Billy. 20:32.000 --> 20:34.000 Now what were you doing on Paul's lap? 20:34.000 --> 20:37.000 Brock, we might as well face it. I'm in love with Billy. 20:37.000 --> 20:42.000 Please boys, please boys. 20:42.000 --> 20:47.000 Boys, don't fight over me. I will choose between you. 20:47.000 --> 20:49.000 Okay, go ahead Billy. 20:49.000 --> 20:54.000 Well, first there's you Paul. You may not have a penny in your pocket. 20:54.000 --> 20:59.000 You may be poor and downtrodden but you can hold your head up high. 20:59.000 --> 21:01.000 Yes? 21:01.000 --> 21:05.000 Then there's you Brock. You've robbed and cheated all your life. 21:05.000 --> 21:11.000 And all you have to show for it is a few million dollars but Paul can hold his head up high. 21:11.000 --> 21:16.000 You know, the one with you who wants a guy with a high head. 21:30.000 --> 21:36.000 Now a voice well known to millions with a report that by tomorrow will be on the lips of smokers everywhere. 21:36.000 --> 21:42.000 Listen to this. 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She knew my weakness for songs and she found one song that made me give up. 22:51.000 --> 22:56.000 That's when my nose were most violent. She put this record on and I couldn't help singing. 23:05.000 --> 23:12.000 We played a game of stay away 23:12.000 --> 23:19.000 But it cost more than I can pay 23:19.000 --> 23:26.000 Without you I can't make my way 23:26.000 --> 23:33.000 I surrendered it 23:33.000 --> 23:37.000 I may seem proud 23:37.000 --> 23:41.000 I may again 23:41.000 --> 23:44.000 It's just a pose 23:44.000 --> 23:48.000 I'm not that way 23:48.000 --> 23:55.000 Cause deep down in my heart I'll say 23:55.000 --> 24:02.000 I surrendered it 24:02.000 --> 24:09.000 Little mean things we were doing 24:09.000 --> 24:16.000 Must have been part of the game 24:16.000 --> 24:22.000 Blamed and spied to the moon 24:22.000 --> 24:30.000 But I don't care who's to blame 24:30.000 --> 24:37.000 When stars appear and shadows fall 24:37.000 --> 24:44.000 Why then you'll hear my poor heart call 24:44.000 --> 24:52.000 To you my life, my love, my all 24:52.000 --> 25:19.000 I surrendered it 25:22.000 --> 25:34.000 When stars appear and shadows fall 25:34.000 --> 25:42.000 Why then you'll hear my poor heart call 25:42.000 --> 25:49.000 To you my life, my love, my all 25:49.000 --> 26:03.000 I surrendered it 26:03.000 --> 26:32.000 Dean, I think you're the best singer in the whole world. Thank you Jerry. Thank you very much. Dean, you're supposed to say something now. I did. I said thank you. Over here, Dean, in the middle of the page. Oh yeah. And I think you're the best comedian in the world. 26:32.000 --> 26:37.000 You said that like the world was ending. 26:37.000 --> 26:40.000 Well is this a private fight or can anybody get in? 26:40.000 --> 26:54.000 Hey Bill, I might ask you something before. You made a picture called Summering Command, which is about submarines and you play a tall handsome officer. We made a picture called Sailor Beware, which is also about submarines and I play a skinny, janky sailor. So I'll come. 26:54.000 --> 27:08.000 Well, Jeff, Bill Holden is tall and handsome, so they cast him as a tall handsome officer. Oh, I get it. And they cast me as a skinny, janky sailor because I'm skinny and janky. 27:08.000 --> 27:18.000 Come on, Jerry, don't feel that way. Someday they'll cast you as a tall handsome hero. Oh, sure. And someday they'll cast Marjorie Maine as Cleopatra. Yeah. 27:18.000 --> 27:24.000 Well, I don't care. Somebody thinks I'm tall and handsome. Me. 27:24.000 --> 27:26.000 Boys, it's been great fun. I really enjoyed it. 27:26.000 --> 27:29.000 Well, thank you, Bill. You're a welcome guest anytime you want to join us again. 27:29.000 --> 27:32.000 Yeah, Bill, you're all right in my book. 27:32.000 --> 27:50.000 Good night. Good night, Dean and Jerry. Good night, Bill. Thank you. 27:50.000 --> 27:59.000 Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't mind our getting serious for just a moment, we'd like to give our heartfelt thanks to all of you who have sent contributions to the Muscular Dystrophy Association. 27:59.000 --> 28:04.000 And for those of you who haven't contributed as yet, please give this wonderful charity a little thought. 28:04.000 --> 28:09.000 In this age of miracles, it is a horrible thing to think that there is still a disease that is incurable. 28:09.000 --> 28:16.000 Somewhere there must be a cure for muscular dystrophy, and your contributions will help our wonderful scientists to find it. 28:16.000 --> 28:25.000 Please mail your contributions to MDA New York 8 New York. That's MDA, Muscular Dystrophy Association, New York 8 New York. Thank you. 28:25.000 --> 28:27.000 So until next week, this is Dean Martin. 28:27.000 --> 28:33.000 And Jerry Lewis reminding you that we appear on radio through the courtesy of Howe Wallace Productions, producers of our latest picture, Sailor Beware. 28:33.000 --> 28:35.000 Good night, everybody. 28:35.000 --> 28:49.000 Good night. 28:49.000 --> 28:58.000 From Hollywood, you have just heard transcribed the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis Show, written by Ed Simmons and Norman Lear, produced and directed by Dick Mack, with music under the direction of Dick Stabiel. 28:58.000 --> 29:03.000 Brought to you by Anison, for faster relief from pain of headache, neuritis and neuralgia. 29:03.000 --> 29:06.000 By Dentine, the gum with breathtaking flavor. 29:06.000 --> 29:10.000 By Beeman's Pepsin, the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion, too. 29:10.000 --> 29:12.000 And by Chesterfield. 29:12.000 --> 29:14.000 Sound off for Chesterfield. 29:14.000 --> 29:19.000 And get the cigarette that's much milder, with the added protection of no unpleasant aftertaste. 29:19.000 --> 29:30.000 William Holden is currently being seen in the Paramount Picture, Submarine Command. 29:30.000 --> 29:45.000 This is NBC, the national broadcasting company.