WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 Transcribed. 00:02.000 --> 00:04.000 Oh! 00:04.000 --> 00:06.000 Oh! 00:06.000 --> 00:08.000 Oh! 00:08.000 --> 00:10.000 Oh! 00:10.000 --> 00:12.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we present 00:12.000 --> 00:14.000 the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show 00:14.000 --> 00:16.000 with their special guest, the co-star 00:16.000 --> 00:18.000 of their Hal Wallis production, sailor beware, 00:18.000 --> 00:20.000 Corrine Calvay! 00:20.000 --> 00:22.000 Applause 00:22.000 --> 00:24.000 Music 00:24.000 --> 00:26.000 Music 00:26.000 --> 00:28.000 Music 00:28.000 --> 00:30.000 Music 00:30.000 --> 00:32.000 Music 00:32.000 --> 00:34.000 Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 are brought to you by Anison 00:36.000 --> 00:38.000 for fast relief from pain of headache, neuritis and neuralgia 00:38.000 --> 00:40.000 by Denteen, the gum with breathtaking 00:40.000 --> 00:42.000 flavor, by Beeman's Pepsin, 00:42.000 --> 00:44.000 the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion too 00:44.000 --> 00:46.000 and by Chesterfield 00:46.000 --> 00:48.000 Chesterfields are much milder 00:48.000 --> 00:50.000 with an extraordinarily good taste 00:50.000 --> 00:52.000 and no unpleasant aftertaste 00:52.000 --> 00:54.000 and now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our 00:54.000 --> 00:56.000 master of ceremonies, Dean Martin 00:56.000 --> 00:58.000 Hi, folks! 00:58.000 --> 01:00.000 Applause 01:00.000 --> 01:02.000 Thank you, this is Dean Martin, ladies and gentlemen 01:02.000 --> 01:04.000 Well, another Friday 01:04.000 --> 01:06.000 has snuck up on us and our old familiar 01:06.000 --> 01:08.000 gang is on hand, only this time 01:08.000 --> 01:10.000 we're in unusual surroundings 01:10.000 --> 01:12.000 Jerry and I are playing a theater date and 01:12.000 --> 01:14.000 this show is coming to you right from the stage 01:14.000 --> 01:16.000 we're having lots of fun and if 01:16.000 --> 01:18.000 you care to join us for the next half hour, we'll 01:18.000 --> 01:20.000 gladly cut you in on it 01:20.000 --> 01:22.000 Now I'd like to kick off the festivities with a little 01:22.000 --> 01:24.000 song, so Ricardo 01:24.000 --> 01:26.000 'll play yours 01:54.000 --> 02:01.000 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, what a joy, a joy, a joy, a joy, a joy, a joy 02:01.000 --> 02:09.000 To know that you love me, by heaven above me, I never expected to pick you up the vine 02:09.000 --> 02:18.000 The others will try and try and try and try and try, to give you the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye 02:18.000 --> 02:26.000 But when they approach you, I'll keep them in line, in line, in line, by telling them, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, you're mine 02:26.000 --> 02:34.000 Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh 02:34.000 --> 02:43.000 Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh 02:47.000 --> 02:52.000 Certain characters hide it a little when Cupid comes along 02:52.000 --> 02:56.000 Some mechanics shift gears in the middle and drummers kick the gong 02:56.000 --> 03:00.000 Every cowboy I know hollers yippie-yay-ay Every clown in the circus goes oop-la 03:00.000 --> 03:04.000 Every sailor in port hollers anchors away And in Indian it gives you the ah 03:04.000 --> 03:08.000 But when you hold me tight like you're doing tonight There is only one thing I can say 03:08.000 --> 03:12.000 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy 03:12.000 --> 03:16.000 Oh boy, what a joy, a joy, a joy, a joy, a joy 03:16.000 --> 03:21.000 To know that you love me, by heaven above me 03:21.000 --> 03:25.000 I never expected to pick you up divine 03:25.000 --> 03:29.000 The others will try and try and try and try and try 03:29.000 --> 03:33.000 To give you the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye 03:33.000 --> 03:37.000 But when they approach you, I'll keep them in line 03:37.000 --> 03:41.000 By telling them, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy 03:41.000 --> 03:45.000 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy 03:45.000 --> 03:49.000 You're mine 03:49.000 --> 03:55.000 Thank you. Thank you, folks. 03:55.000 --> 04:01.000 And now it becomes my pleasure to introduce one of the most wonderful people in the whole world. 04:01.000 --> 04:05.000 Hey Dean, you're supposed to introduce me. 04:05.000 --> 04:11.000 Ah Jerry, you mad fool, you. 04:11.000 --> 04:15.000 Don't you know I was, I was introducing you? 04:15.000 --> 04:19.000 You think I'm the most wonderful people in the world? That's right Jerry. You don't think I'm jerky? Well of course not. 04:19.000 --> 04:23.000 You don't even think I'm an idiot? Jerry, I think you're as normal and as sane as anybody else. 04:23.000 --> 04:27.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh. 04:27.000 --> 04:31.000 What is it Jerry? You want to be an idiot? I'd better if I want to keep working. 04:31.000 --> 04:35.000 Okay, so you're not normal. You're stupid, 04:35.000 --> 04:39.000 you're an idiot, you're crazy and you're nutty. Dean, you want to keep working too? 04:39.000 --> 04:43.000 That was a low blow Jerry. 04:43.000 --> 04:47.000 You really cut me to the quick. It's a good thing I didn't cut you to the look. 04:47.000 --> 04:51.000 Ha ha ha ha ha. Because look and quick are magazines. He says, 04:51.000 --> 04:55.000 I cut you to the quick, I said cut you to the look. It's the same gag, only a different 04:55.000 --> 04:59.000 magazine, it's larger, see. Oh I wish I was dead. 04:59.000 --> 05:03.000 Now Jerry, the least you can do is say hello to all the 05:03.000 --> 05:07.000 nice people out here. This happens to be one of the world's most 05:07.000 --> 05:11.000 hospitable cities. Sure, with all the damp weather everybody ends up in a hospitable. 05:11.000 --> 05:15.000 Ha ha ha ha ha. 05:15.000 --> 05:19.000 Now Jerry. You know the little white cloud that cries? Yes. 05:19.000 --> 05:23.000 Well over this town he must have had hysterics. Ha ha ha ha ha. 05:23.000 --> 05:27.000 Now careful Jerry, you'll wear out your 05:27.000 --> 05:31.000 welcome. No, I was just kidding. Dean, honest, I think this is the most 05:31.000 --> 05:35.000 wonderful town. Just last night I went up to the top of a high hill 05:35.000 --> 05:39.000 and there below me was the entire beautiful city. 05:39.000 --> 05:43.000 Its majestic streets shining bright in the night. The sparkling 05:43.000 --> 05:47.000 lights, like ropes of diamonds leading to the sapphire blue waters. 05:47.000 --> 05:51.000 And as I breathed in the rich clean air from the bay I said to 05:51.000 --> 05:55.000 myself, huuuuh. 05:55.000 --> 05:59.000 Now Jerry, there are many wonderful sights in this city. 05:59.000 --> 06:03.000 I know, like the girl I went out with last night, what a sight. Oh Jerry, 06:03.000 --> 06:07.000 can't you think of anything but girls? Sure, if I use will power. 06:07.000 --> 06:11.000 I know. Well anyway, where did you take that girl last night? 06:11.000 --> 06:15.000 Oh we went for a ride on the stable cars. 06:15.000 --> 06:19.000 Look Jerry, you'll be a good boy tonight and right after 06:19.000 --> 06:23.000 the show I'll take you to a famous Italian restaurant for dinner. With 06:23.000 --> 06:27.000 andepasto, minestrone, cacciatore, lasagna and spumoni. All? 06:27.000 --> 06:31.000 Seven of us? No Jerry, andepasto, minestrone, 06:31.000 --> 06:35.000 cacciatore, lasagna and spumoni aren't people. Oh, 06:35.000 --> 06:39.000 they're relatives. Oh stop it. Now look Jerry, will you do me 06:39.000 --> 06:43.000 one little favor to make me happy? Anything booby. 06:43.000 --> 06:47.000 Do you plan on taking a bath tonight? 06:47.000 --> 06:51.000 Yes. Well don't fight the current, just go down the drain. 06:51.000 --> 07:07.000 Now you wait a second Dean, 07:07.000 --> 07:11.000 I'm supposed to get the laughs around here. Well don't tell me you'll begrudge me 07:11.000 --> 07:15.000 just one lousy laugh. Lousy laughs I don't begrudge you, 07:15.000 --> 07:19.000 big laughs yes. Alright I surrender Jerry, tell me 07:19.000 --> 07:23.000 who's our first guest tonight? Oh well since this is the right time of the year we were 07:23.000 --> 07:27.000 going to interview one of them income tax experts. What do you mean we were going to 07:27.000 --> 07:31.000 interview one of them? Well he never showed up but have no fear Deanie old boy, cause when it comes 07:31.000 --> 07:35.000 to taxes I know what's all about it. Well what do you 07:35.000 --> 07:39.000 know about taxes? It's the best darn state in the union. 07:39.000 --> 07:43.000 Ladies and gentlemen tonight as a public service 07:43.000 --> 07:47.000 we are proud to present that renowned authority on income taxes and the author 07:47.000 --> 07:51.000 of those two famous books, you can't take it with you and you can't 07:51.000 --> 07:55.000 even keep it while you're here. Mr. Herbert Swine. Well tell us Mr. Swine, 07:55.000 --> 07:59.000 how did you get started in tax work? 07:59.000 --> 08:03.000 Well I guess I picked it up from my little grey haired mother. 08:03.000 --> 08:07.000 She taught me everything about figures. 08:07.000 --> 08:11.000 Oh she was a school teacher? No she was a stickman for floating 08:11.000 --> 08:15.000 crap games. Well supposing we get back to taxes, 08:15.000 --> 08:19.000 would you care to tell us something about the national tax structure? 08:19.000 --> 08:23.000 Yes sir boy. Now here's the way it works. 08:23.000 --> 08:27.000 First government takes your money. Yes? 08:27.000 --> 08:31.000 That's it buddy, the government takes your money. 08:31.000 --> 08:35.000 Tell me... 08:35.000 --> 08:39.000 Tell me Mr. Swine, 08:39.000 --> 08:43.000 as a professional tax man in which form do you prefer? Well I'd say it was a 08:43.000 --> 08:47.000 toss up between Janet Leigh and Lana Turner. 08:47.000 --> 08:51.000 I thought it was a toss up between the long form and the short form. Look you 08:51.000 --> 08:55.000 toss what you want to toss and I'll toss what I want to toss. 08:55.000 --> 08:59.000 Before our time runs out Mr. Swine I'd like to ask you one last question. Now tell me 08:59.000 --> 09:03.000 do you have any idea where the word income originated? 09:03.000 --> 09:07.000 Certainly, in stems from the Latin word inibus, which means 09:07.000 --> 09:11.000 never have your tonsils removed in a crowded vice. 09:11.000 --> 09:15.000 Come stems from the Anglo-Saxon word reening rick, which means 09:15.000 --> 09:19.000 people who live in glass houses should keep their shades down. 09:19.000 --> 09:23.000 Put them together and you have income. And this really means come to Fort Knox during 09:23.000 --> 09:27.000 visiting hours and they'll let you stare at your money. 09:27.000 --> 09:31.000 That's very interesting indeed. Now tell us what about the word taxes? Like I said 09:31.000 --> 09:43.000 before buddy, it's the best darn state near you. 09:43.000 --> 09:47.000 Well thank you, thank you Mr. Swine. Well now that Jerry 09:47.000 --> 09:51.000 has discussed the income tax headache, let's all listen to what is about to be said. 09:51.000 --> 09:57.000 Thank you Dean. Ladies and gentlemen if you would like to know a quick easy way to ease the pain of a headache, 09:57.000 --> 10:01.000 neuritis or neuralgia, then by all means try 10:01.000 --> 10:05.000 Anison. Your own dentist or physician may at one time or another 10:05.000 --> 10:09.000 have handed you an envelope containing Anison tablets. Then you already know 10:09.000 --> 10:13.000 how incredibly fast and effectively Anison brings relief. 10:13.000 --> 10:17.000 Anison is like a doctor's prescription. That is 10:17.000 --> 10:21.000 Anison contains not just one, but a combination of medically proven 10:21.000 --> 10:25.000 active ingredients. For your own sake try 10:25.000 --> 10:29.000 Anison. 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So Richard let's play your song called My Heart Has Found a Home Now. 11:14.000 --> 11:29.000 My heart has found a home now 11:29.000 --> 11:36.000 My lips nowhere to rest 11:36.000 --> 11:42.000 My heart has found a home now 11:42.000 --> 11:49.000 A home that suits it best 11:49.000 --> 11:56.000 My eyes know who to see now 11:56.000 --> 12:03.000 One side my whole life through 12:03.000 --> 12:09.000 My eyes know who to see now 12:09.000 --> 12:15.000 For they see only you 12:15.000 --> 12:22.000 They say home is where the heart is 12:22.000 --> 12:29.000 Where the heart is, love endures 12:29.000 --> 12:36.000 And the very nicest part is 12:36.000 --> 12:43.000 My heart's at home with yours 12:43.000 --> 12:50.000 I know I'll never roam now 12:50.000 --> 12:57.000 I'm glad to toe the line 12:57.000 --> 13:03.000 My heart has found a home now 13:03.000 --> 13:10.000 And what makes it so divine 13:10.000 --> 13:38.000 Your heart's at home with mine 13:38.000 --> 13:44.000 My heart has found a home now 13:44.000 --> 13:51.000 And what makes it so divine 13:51.000 --> 14:09.000 Your heart's at home with mine 14:09.000 --> 14:16.000 Thank you. Thank you for taking my stuff. Now let's turn the next composition over to Jimmy Wallington. 14:16.000 --> 14:20.000 Well thank you Dean. And now here's something of interest to everybody. 14:20.000 --> 14:24.000 For breathless moments, for your breathless moments. 14:24.000 --> 14:30.000 Chew Dentein, the gum with breathtaking flavor. 14:30.000 --> 14:34.000 Dentein tastes so good. Dentein freshens your breath. 14:34.000 --> 14:37.000 Dentein helps keep your teeth sparkling clean and white. 14:37.000 --> 14:43.000 Dentein, the gum with breathtaking flavor. 14:43.000 --> 14:50.000 Before you go out and always after eating, drinking, smoking, refresh your breath with Dentein. 14:50.000 --> 14:53.000 You'll love Dentein chewing gum. 14:53.000 --> 14:59.000 For Dentein has a wonderful tingling nippy flavor that lingers on and on. 14:59.000 --> 15:03.000 It's delicious. And remember Dentein helps keep your teeth white too. 15:03.000 --> 15:09.000 Keep Dentein handy. You'll enjoy refreshing your breath when you chew Dentein. 15:09.000 --> 15:13.000 So for breathless moments, for your breathless moments. 15:13.000 --> 15:29.000 Chew Dentein, the gum with breathtaking flavor. 15:29.000 --> 15:35.000 Well ladies and gentlemen, our guest tonight is one of the screen's newest and the most exciting leading ladies. 15:35.000 --> 15:45.000 I'm sure that our friends across the nation and you folks here in the theater will be happy to meet one of France's loveliest gifts to the USA. 15:45.000 --> 15:55.000 Miss Corrine Calvet, let's hear it. 15:55.000 --> 15:57.000 Thank you. Hi Dean. 15:57.000 --> 16:00.000 Well hi Corrine. Say it sure was nice of you to join us here tonight. 16:00.000 --> 16:05.000 Oh I was looking forward to it. I'm very anxious to meet your partner. How is he? 16:05.000 --> 16:11.000 Well Jerry's pretty tired you know with all the traveling and five shows a day the kids been working like a dog. 16:11.000 --> 16:16.000 Oh that's why they call him the animal. 16:16.000 --> 16:22.000 Corrine, I wish you wouldn't prefer to Jerry as the animal. He's very sensitive. 16:22.000 --> 16:24.000 Oh poor little fella. 16:24.000 --> 16:29.000 Well he's coming now Corrine. Look you stand in back of me and we'll sort of surprise him. 16:29.000 --> 16:34.000 Hiya Dean. Say did you see me when I was... Hey what you hiding behind your back? 16:34.000 --> 16:38.000 Oh it's a surprise Jerry. Take a guess. 16:38.000 --> 16:40.000 Well let's see is this something nice? 16:40.000 --> 16:42.000 Oh very nice. 16:42.000 --> 16:44.000 Ah did you build it? 16:44.000 --> 16:46.000 No it's a... 16:46.000 --> 16:52.000 It's already been built. 16:52.000 --> 16:55.000 Oh is it beautiful, sweet and round and soft and luscious? 16:55.000 --> 16:56.000 Yes sir. 16:56.000 --> 16:58.000 Oh goody you brought me a hamburger. 16:58.000 --> 17:01.000 Oh stop. 17:01.000 --> 17:06.000 Now you better take a good look Jerry. There. Does that look like a hamburger to you? 17:06.000 --> 17:09.000 Holy cow. 17:09.000 --> 17:12.000 Holy cow. 17:12.000 --> 17:17.000 Now firstly I'm a hamburger and now I'm a whole cow. 17:17.000 --> 17:21.000 Oh come on Jerry be a good boy and say hello to our guest Corrine Calvet. 17:21.000 --> 17:24.000 Bonjour Monsieur Louis. Comment allez-vous? 17:24.000 --> 17:27.000 Good heavens Dean she's Spanish. 17:27.000 --> 17:33.000 Jerry Miss Corrine happens to be French. 17:33.000 --> 17:35.000 Don't you know anything about French? 17:35.000 --> 17:38.000 Do I know anything about French? Are you kidding? 17:48.000 --> 17:50.000 What does he mean? 17:50.000 --> 17:55.000 Look Jerry there's no use trying to compete with Miss Calvet in French. 17:55.000 --> 18:00.000 Dean is right Jerry. When I speak French I'm using my mother tongue. 18:00.000 --> 18:06.000 Your mother's tongue? She don't need it no more. 18:06.000 --> 18:07.000 Jerry please. 18:07.000 --> 18:10.000 Does she write very often? 18:10.000 --> 18:13.000 No she doesn't send very many letters. 18:13.000 --> 18:17.000 No wonder she can't even lick the poster stamp. 18:17.000 --> 18:19.000 Let's change the subject. 18:19.000 --> 18:24.000 Alright let's talk about French food. Do you like pâté de foie gras? 18:24.000 --> 18:28.000 I ordered that once but they didn't have a bit of patty in the place. 18:28.000 --> 18:29.000 Oh what a pity. 18:29.000 --> 18:31.000 No patty. 18:31.000 --> 18:34.000 I know it's patty I said what a pity. 18:34.000 --> 18:37.000 After the show maybe we can all play pitty patty. 18:37.000 --> 18:41.000 Now don't get so excited Jerry. 18:41.000 --> 18:46.000 If it's okay with you two what say we take a peek at the scene we prepared for tonight? 18:46.000 --> 18:50.000 Yeah let's do that. I've always wanted to play the part of a French maid. 18:50.000 --> 18:53.000 Alrighty. Supposing we let our announcer set the scene. 18:53.000 --> 18:59.000 Ladies and gentlemen tonight Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis and Corrine Calvet will enact a touching domestic drama. 18:59.000 --> 19:11.000 A true life story that will thrill the hearts of young and old alike. 19:11.000 --> 19:14.000 Our scene is the home of Martin M. Martin. 19:14.000 --> 19:22.000 As we look in on this average American household we find Mr. Martin reading to his small son from a book of fairy tales. 19:22.000 --> 19:27.000 Hennessy clutched his stomach as the three bullets ripped through to his backbone. 19:27.000 --> 19:31.000 Forgetting the knife in his throat he pulled the arrow out of his chest. 19:31.000 --> 19:33.000 Fell to the floor in a bloody broken mess. 19:33.000 --> 19:37.000 Gee dad that was the most beautiful story I ever heard. 19:37.000 --> 19:40.000 So why are you crying? You sound like Hennessy was your best friend. 19:40.000 --> 19:44.000 Best friend my eye. He still has my knife and my arrow. 19:44.000 --> 19:48.000 Now you listen to me junior I hired a new maid today. Now I don't want any rough stuff. 19:48.000 --> 19:52.000 Well don't worry about me dad. Uh oh here she comes. 19:52.000 --> 19:56.000 Wah wee zippity doo da bum bum bum. 19:56.000 --> 19:59.000 Yes sirry bob. 19:59.000 --> 20:02.000 I beg your pardon little boy. 20:02.000 --> 20:10.000 You'll have to excuse him alouette. Junior alouette is our new maid here now I want you to shake hands with her. 20:10.000 --> 20:12.000 Okay. Alrighty. 20:12.000 --> 20:17.000 My little boy. Your hand is so nice and soft. 20:17.000 --> 20:26.000 If you think Gary if you think that soft you ought to feel his brain. 20:26.000 --> 20:30.000 I think that junior and I are going to get along fine. 20:30.000 --> 20:33.000 You'll try very hard to be a good boy won't you junior? 20:33.000 --> 20:41.000 Don't worry about me honey I may not succeed but I'll be in there pinching. 20:41.000 --> 20:44.000 Junior you mean you'll be in there pitching. 20:44.000 --> 20:49.000 Like I always say to each his own. 20:49.000 --> 20:53.000 Junior. 20:53.000 --> 20:56.000 Junior. 20:56.000 --> 21:01.000 Well alouette since you'll be taking care of junior you might as well know his schedule. 21:01.000 --> 21:06.000 That's a good idea. Tell me junior what do you have for breakfast? 21:06.000 --> 21:10.000 Every morning I eat a big bowl of poopsies. 21:10.000 --> 21:16.000 Poopsies? Yeah it's the breakfast of losers. 21:16.000 --> 21:18.000 Do they make you feel strong? 21:18.000 --> 21:20.000 Do they make me feel strong? 21:20.000 --> 21:26.000 You hear that? She wants to know if poopsies make me feel strong. 21:26.000 --> 21:27.000 Do they? 21:27.000 --> 21:32.000 I'm the most pooped out kid on the block. 21:32.000 --> 21:36.000 Junior you tell alouette what you have for lunch. 21:36.000 --> 21:46.000 At lunch time I eat six hard boiled eggs, a half a pound steak, two hamburgers, three pounds of french fries, a quarter milk and three Wilson golf clubs. 21:46.000 --> 21:49.000 What? Who ever heard of eating a Wilson golf club? 21:49.000 --> 21:53.000 Check with the writers I'm just as surprised as you are. 21:53.000 --> 21:58.000 Well it's time for lunch now. Wash your face junior. 21:58.000 --> 22:00.000 What for? I just washed it yesterday. 22:00.000 --> 22:03.000 Is your face dirty or is it just my imagination? 22:03.000 --> 22:11.000 My face is clean but I don't know about your imagination. 22:11.000 --> 22:17.000 Now you listen to me junior. You do whatever alouette tells you. I have to go to work now. 22:17.000 --> 22:20.000 But I've never been alone with her before. I'm scared. 22:20.000 --> 22:25.000 Oh don't be scared junior. I'm going to be very nice to you. 22:25.000 --> 22:33.000 What nice? All you do is sit with me and hold my hand and tuck me in bed and kiss me goodnight and you know what? 22:33.000 --> 22:34.000 Know what? 22:34.000 --> 22:48.000 I like it. I like it. 22:48.000 --> 22:59.000 The mask is off. The mask is off in cigarette advertising. 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They satisfy millions. 23:45.000 --> 23:56.000 Sound off for Chesterfields and do it today. 23:56.000 --> 24:02.000 Well I guess one of the hardest things in the world is saying goodbye to someone you love even if it's just for a day. 24:02.000 --> 24:08.000 Jerry and I love to travel and play to all people who have been so kind to us but when it comes time to hit the road 24:08.000 --> 24:13.000 and Jerry has to say goodbye to his patty and I have to say goodbye to my genie. 24:13.000 --> 24:16.000 Well I don't mind telling you that our hearts go into our boots. 24:16.000 --> 24:22.000 When we first started on this trip we both agreed that we couldn't face it and before the girls were ready to see us off 24:22.000 --> 24:26.000 we sneaked off to the depot and we're on our way. 24:26.000 --> 24:32.000 I hope they understand and maybe I can help them by telling them in a song that we just couldn't say goodbye. 24:32.000 --> 24:47.000 We thought that love was over that we were really through. 24:47.000 --> 24:53.000 I said I didn't love her that we'd begin anew. 24:53.000 --> 24:58.000 And you can all believe me we sure intended to. 24:58.000 --> 25:04.000 But we just couldn't say goodbye. 25:04.000 --> 25:09.000 The chair and then the sofa they broke right down and cried. 25:09.000 --> 25:14.000 The curtains started waving for me to come inside. 25:14.000 --> 25:19.000 I tell you confidentially the tears were hard to hide. 25:19.000 --> 25:25.000 And we just couldn't say goodbye. 25:25.000 --> 25:36.000 The clock was striking twelve o'clock it smiled on us below. 25:36.000 --> 25:47.000 With folded hands it seemed to say we'll miss you if you go. 25:47.000 --> 25:58.000 So I went back and kissed her and when I looked around the room was singing love songs and dancing up and down. 25:58.000 --> 26:21.000 And now we're both so happy because at last we found we just couldn't say goodbye. 26:28.000 --> 26:41.000 So I went back and kissed her and when I looked around the room was singing love songs and dancing up and down. 26:41.000 --> 26:57.000 And now we're both so happy because at last we found that we just couldn't say goodbye. 26:57.000 --> 27:12.000 We just couldn't say goodbye. 27:12.000 --> 27:16.000 Gee Dean I like the way you sang we just couldn't say hello. 27:16.000 --> 27:19.000 Jerry it's goodbye. 27:19.000 --> 27:22.000 Oh no Dean not goodbye please don't leave me. 27:22.000 --> 27:24.000 Jerry why are you so excited? 27:24.000 --> 27:26.000 Dean said he was going to leave me. 27:26.000 --> 27:29.000 Well don't worry if he leaves I'll stay. 27:29.000 --> 27:33.000 Alright Dean oh stop hanging around. 27:33.000 --> 27:35.000 Oh come on stop it Naja. 27:35.000 --> 27:38.000 Well boy I guess it's time for me to say au revoir. 27:38.000 --> 27:44.000 If this means goodbye I'm sorry you said it but thanks a million for being with us tonight Corinne you've been a wonderful sport. 27:44.000 --> 27:46.000 Yeah Corinne you're alright in my book. 27:46.000 --> 28:00.000 Goodnight boys, goodnight everybody. 28:00.000 --> 28:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen your contributions to the Muscular Dystrophy Association have given thousands of people new hope. 28:06.000 --> 28:12.000 And when you are suffering from an incurable disease the smallest ray of hope can give new courage. 28:12.000 --> 28:17.000 Much more money is needed for research, research that will eventually find a cure for this dread disease. 28:17.000 --> 28:22.000 If you haven't already contributed please send something to the Muscular Dystrophy Association. 28:22.000 --> 28:25.000 Send it to MDA New York 8 New York. 28:25.000 --> 28:28.000 That's MDA New York 8 New York thank you. 28:28.000 --> 28:30.000 Well folks until next week this is Dean Martin. 28:30.000 --> 28:35.000 And Jerry Lewis reminding you that our new picture Sailor Beware can now be seen at your local theater. 28:35.000 --> 28:36.000 We hope you'll go see it. 28:36.000 --> 28:37.000 Goodnight everybody. 28:37.000 --> 28:38.000 Goodnight everyone. 28:38.000 --> 28:55.000 You have just heard Transcribe the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show written by Ed Simmons and Norman Lear. 28:55.000 --> 28:59.000 Produced and directed by Dick Mack with music under the direction of Dick Stabiel. 28:59.000 --> 29:03.000 Brought to you by Anderson for fast relief from pain of head ache, neuritis and neuralgia. 29:03.000 --> 29:05.000 By Dentine the gum with breathtaking flavor. 29:05.000 --> 29:09.000 By Beeman's Pepsi the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion too. 29:09.000 --> 29:11.000 And by Chesterfield. 29:11.000 --> 29:15.000 Remember Chesterfields are much milder with an extraordinarily good taste. 29:15.000 --> 29:22.000 And from the report of a well known research organization Chesterfields leave no unpleasant aftertaste. 29:22.000 --> 29:36.000 This is NBC the national broadcasting company.