WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 Transcribed. 00:02.000 --> 00:30.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show with their special guest who co-stars with Alan Ladd in the Hal Wallace production of Red Mountain, Ms. Lisbeth Scott. 00:32.000 --> 00:42.000 Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis are brought to you by Dentine, the gum with breathtaking flavor, by Beeman's Pepsin, the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion too, by Chesterfield. 00:42.000 --> 00:51.000 Chesterfields are much milder with an extraordinarily good taste and no unpleasant aftertaste, and by Anison for faster relief from pain of headache, neuritis and neuralgia. 00:51.000 --> 00:55.000 And now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our master of ceremonies, Dean Martin. 00:55.000 --> 01:08.000 Hiya, folks. Thank you very, very much. Well, another Friday has loomed over the horizon, which means another 30-minute ride over the killa-sackles for Dentine, Chesterfields and Anison. 01:08.000 --> 01:26.000 Everybody seems ready and raring to go, so while the backstage crew releases my partner Jerry Lewis from a straight jacket, I'd like to take a fast vocal round-trip on the soundtrack of a popular melody. So, Richard, let's go. 01:26.000 --> 01:38.000 I wonder who's kissing me now Well, I wonder who's teaching her how 01:38.000 --> 02:02.000 I wonder who's looking White smack in her eyes Breathe inside and tell a lie Well, I wonder who's buying the wine Or the lips that I used to call mine 02:02.000 --> 02:14.000 Well, I wonder if she ever tells him of me Well, I wonder who's kissing me now 02:14.000 --> 02:41.000 I wonder who's buying the wine Or the lips that I used to call mine Well, I wonder if she ever tells him of me I wonder who's kissing her now 02:45.000 --> 02:54.000 Thank you. Thank you, folks. Thank you. Thank you very much. And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to... 02:54.000 --> 03:03.000 Hey, Dean, Dean, I'm here, Dean. I'm here. 03:03.000 --> 03:04.000 Ah, Jerry. 03:04.000 --> 03:10.000 Of course it's Jerry. It's me, Jerry Lewis, your buddy-coward, I'm pow. 03:10.000 --> 03:20.000 Now, look, Jerry, here we are in a strange town, in a strange theater, and look how noisy you came out. Why must you be so boisterous? Why do you do these things? Why? 03:20.000 --> 03:27.000 Sometimes you drive me out of my mind. I just can't stand the way you carry on. You're loud, you're coarse, vulgar, and uncouth. 03:27.000 --> 03:29.000 May I ask just one question? 03:29.000 --> 03:30.000 All right. What is it? 03:30.000 --> 03:32.000 Are you angry with me? 03:32.000 --> 03:35.000 Am I angry? I'm sizzling. 03:35.000 --> 03:38.000 No wonder you put too much grease in your hair. 03:38.000 --> 03:44.000 Jerry, this conversation is positively insipid. 03:44.000 --> 03:48.000 Insipid? I thought it was in the theater. 03:48.000 --> 04:00.000 It is in the theater. It is. We came hundreds of miles to perform here, Jerry. The least you can do is say hello to all the nice people out there. 04:00.000 --> 04:02.000 All righty. You point out the nice ones. 04:02.000 --> 04:07.000 Jerry, why must you continue to irk me? 04:07.000 --> 04:08.000 I irk you? 04:08.000 --> 04:09.000 You irk me. 04:09.000 --> 04:10.000 Irk? 04:10.000 --> 04:11.000 Irk. 04:11.000 --> 04:12.000 Irk, irk. 04:12.000 --> 04:13.000 Irk. 04:13.000 --> 04:14.000 Dean. 04:13.000 --> 04:14.000 What? 04:14.000 --> 04:19.000 I'm tired of seals. Let's go feed the elephants. 04:19.000 --> 04:24.000 Jerry, I hate to say this, but you actually make me ashamed of you. 04:24.000 --> 04:34.000 What? After all these years? You're ashamed of me? You hate me, Dean Martin. You simply loathe, detest, and despise me. 04:34.000 --> 04:50.000 No, no, no. Now come on, Jerry. You don't have to cry. I'm sorry. I don't hate you. I think you're wonderful. My best friend, my dearest friend. Believe me, Jerry, I love you. 04:50.000 --> 04:53.000 Why don't we turn this chip into a honeymoon? 04:53.000 --> 05:00.000 Yeah. See? I say something nice and you make a joke out of it. You're nuts. Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? 05:00.000 --> 05:06.000 I went to one last week. In fact, I spent a whole hour on his pouch. 05:06.000 --> 05:08.000 Don't you mean his couch? 05:08.000 --> 05:13.000 No, pouch. He held me in his lap. 05:13.000 --> 05:18.000 Ah, come on. Now what's the use here? What's the use? I have a good mind to leave you and let you shift for yourself. 05:18.000 --> 05:25.000 All righty. Give me cards and a key. 05:25.000 --> 05:32.000 Now seriously, Jerry. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. 05:32.000 --> 05:33.000 But Dean, you're... 05:33.000 --> 05:34.000 Oh, I'm leaving. 05:34.000 --> 05:39.000 Don't leave me. Think of all the laughs we had together. 05:39.000 --> 05:40.000 What laughs? What laughs? 05:40.000 --> 05:46.000 What laughs? Well, there was ho, ho, ho. And then remember the hee, hee, hee, hee. 05:46.000 --> 05:47.000 Oh, Jerry. 05:47.000 --> 05:50.000 And will you ever forget? 05:50.000 --> 05:54.000 Jerry, I completely give up. Let's bring on our first guest. 05:54.000 --> 05:57.000 Strange you should say that, Dean, because our first guest happens to be a singer. 05:57.000 --> 05:59.000 And who is that, pray tell? 05:59.000 --> 06:03.000 Me. 06:03.000 --> 06:07.000 And what, if I may ask, are you going to sing? 06:07.000 --> 06:11.000 I like it. I like it. 06:11.000 --> 06:19.000 Well, I'm sure, I'm sure you won't be the only one. Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry Lewis will now sing his hit song, 06:19.000 --> 06:24.000 I Like It, I Like It, from that wonderful picture, Andy Hardy, Cuts a Bagel. 06:24.000 --> 06:40.000 I was sitting in the parlor with my girl one summer night. 06:40.000 --> 06:46.000 I was busy eating peanuts when she went and dimmed the light. 06:46.000 --> 06:51.000 The next thing that I know, she grabbed me by the head. 06:51.000 --> 06:56.000 She started in to squeeze me, so I jumped up and said, 06:56.000 --> 06:59.000 I like it. I like it. 06:59.000 --> 07:05.000 What can I do? I like it. 07:05.000 --> 07:17.000 I like it. 07:17.000 --> 07:22.000 Then she kissed me on the right cheek. Gee whiz, I felt so weak. 07:22.000 --> 07:27.000 I recall my mom once told me, you must turn the other cheek. 07:27.000 --> 07:32.000 I got so darned excited, my bag of peanuts fell. 07:32.000 --> 07:37.000 Each time our lips came closer, I started in to yell, 07:37.000 --> 07:40.000 I like it. I like it. 07:40.000 --> 07:46.000 What can I do? I like it. 07:46.000 --> 07:58.000 I like it. 07:58.000 --> 08:03.000 All that kissing made me hungry. I was famished yesterday. 08:03.000 --> 08:08.000 So I said, how about some supper? And she asked what it would be. 08:08.000 --> 08:13.000 I said, I'd like some pickle with ice cream on the side. 08:13.000 --> 08:19.000 She screamed a pickle sundae, so I said, real dignified. 08:19.000 --> 08:22.000 I like it. I like it. 08:22.000 --> 08:27.000 What can I do? I like it. 08:27.000 --> 08:39.000 I like it. 08:39.000 --> 08:44.000 So it happened we got married and we raised a family. 08:44.000 --> 08:50.000 There's Gary and there's Ronnie and they look just like me. 08:50.000 --> 08:55.000 They play with loaded pistols and razor blades to boot. 08:55.000 --> 09:00.000 And as they chase each other, they scream and yell so cute. 09:00.000 --> 09:03.000 I like it. I like it. 09:03.000 --> 09:09.000 What can I do? I like it. 09:09.000 --> 09:19.000 I like it. 09:19.000 --> 09:39.000 No matter how you look at it, all I can say is, I like it. I like it. 09:39.000 --> 09:42.000 Well, now that we've found out what Jerry Lewis likes, 09:42.000 --> 09:46.000 let's hear a few well chosen words about something everybody likes. 09:46.000 --> 09:50.000 Thanks, Dean. 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10:39.000 --> 10:43.000 So for breathless moments, for your breathless moments, 10:43.000 --> 10:50.000 chew dentine, the gum with breathtaking flavor. 10:50.000 --> 11:02.000 Well, there have been hundreds of popular songs written about kisses, 11:02.000 --> 11:06.000 but there's a fairly new entry that's all about the biggest kiss of them all, 11:06.000 --> 11:09.000 because this one is big enough to build a dream on. 11:09.000 --> 11:19.000 Give me a kiss to build a dream on, 11:19.000 --> 11:24.000 and my imagination will thrive upon that kiss. 11:24.000 --> 11:29.000 Sweetheart, I ask no more than this, 11:29.000 --> 11:37.000 a kiss to build a dream on. 11:37.000 --> 11:41.000 Give me a kiss before you leave me, 11:41.000 --> 11:48.000 and my imagination will feed my hungry heart. 11:48.000 --> 11:52.000 Leave me one thing before we part, 11:52.000 --> 11:57.000 a kiss to build a dream on. 11:57.000 --> 12:11.000 When I'm alone with my fancy, I'll be with you. 12:11.000 --> 12:21.000 Weaving romances, making believe they're true. 12:21.000 --> 12:27.000 So give me your lips for just a moment, 12:27.000 --> 12:34.000 and my imagination will make that moment live. 12:34.000 --> 12:56.000 Give me what you alone can give, a kiss to build a dream on. 13:05.000 --> 13:11.000 So give me your lips for just a moment, 13:11.000 --> 13:18.000 and my imagination will make that moment live. 13:18.000 --> 13:35.000 Give me what you alone can give, a kiss to build a dream on. 13:35.000 --> 13:49.000 Well, thank you, thank you very much. 13:49.000 --> 13:50.000 You've been such good listeners, 13:50.000 --> 13:53.000 so here's something really good for you to listen to. 13:53.000 --> 13:55.000 The mask is off. 13:55.000 --> 13:58.000 The mask is off in cigarette advertising. 13:58.000 --> 14:01.000 Chesterfield is first to name all of its ingredients, 14:01.000 --> 14:03.000 and here they are. 14:03.000 --> 14:07.000 Chesterfield uses the right combination of the world's 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aftertaste, 14:48.000 --> 14:51.000 all for your smoking pleasure and protection. 14:51.000 --> 15:01.000 So sound off for Chesterfields and do it today. 15:01.000 --> 15:04.000 You know when a fellow sings a few songs on the radio every week, 15:04.000 --> 15:06.000 it isn't long before everyone he knows is saying, 15:06.000 --> 15:08.000 I have a song you ought to sing. 15:08.000 --> 15:11.000 Well the other day my barber finally hit me with a tune. 15:11.000 --> 15:14.000 But luckily his suggestion happens to be one of my favorites. 15:14.000 --> 15:16.000 So for Rudy and all the boys around the red and white pole, 15:16.000 --> 15:20.000 I'd like to turn hillbilly and do one of my latest recordings entitled, 15:20.000 --> 15:22.000 Take That Night Train To Memphis. 15:22.000 --> 15:34.000 Take that night train to Memphis, oh that night train to Memphis, 15:34.000 --> 15:40.000 and when you arrive at the station, I'll be right there to meet you, 15:40.000 --> 15:45.000 I'll be right there to greet you, so don't turn down my invitation. 15:45.000 --> 15:53.000 Hallelujah, hallelujah, I'll be shouting hallelujah all the day, 15:53.000 --> 16:16.000 I'll have a jubilee down in Memphis, Tennessee, I'll shout hallelujah all the day. 16:16.000 --> 16:38.000 Take that night train to Memphis, oh that night train to Memphis, 16:38.000 --> 16:44.000 and when you arrive at the station, I'll be right there to meet you, 16:44.000 --> 16:50.000 I'll be right there to greet you, so don't turn down my invitation. 16:50.000 --> 16:58.000 Hallelujah, hallelujah, I'll be shouting hallelujah all the day, 16:58.000 --> 17:08.000 I'll have a jubilee down in Memphis, Tennessee, I'll shout hallelujah all the day. 17:08.000 --> 17:16.000 Thank you very, very much. 17:16.000 --> 17:20.000 Hollywood has long been famous for its beautiful and exciting women. 17:20.000 --> 17:24.000 Our guest tonight has both of these commodities in spades, too. 17:24.000 --> 17:27.000 I know that you've applauded her work and many fine motion pictures, 17:27.000 --> 17:30.000 and it's our pleasure to present her to you now in person. 17:30.000 --> 17:47.000 Here she is, the lovely and talented Elizabeth Scott. 17:47.000 --> 17:49.000 Hello everybody, hi Dean. 17:49.000 --> 17:52.000 Well, Elizabeth, we're certainly happy that you joined us tonight. 17:52.000 --> 17:54.000 Well, I've been looking forward to this visit, Dean. 17:54.000 --> 17:56.000 Tell me, where's your partner? 17:56.000 --> 18:00.000 Well, Jerry just stepped across the street for a sandwich. 18:00.000 --> 18:02.000 I've heard so much about him. 18:02.000 --> 18:07.000 Say, after he's finished eating, do you mind if I watch you burp him? 18:07.000 --> 18:08.000 Burp him? 18:08.000 --> 18:09.000 Mm-hmm. 18:09.000 --> 18:11.000 You think that I burp Jerry? 18:11.000 --> 18:12.000 Yeah. 18:12.000 --> 18:14.000 Elizabeth, how could you think such a thing? 18:14.000 --> 18:15.000 Why, it's ridiculous. 18:15.000 --> 18:16.000 Why, Jerry's a big boy. 18:16.000 --> 18:18.000 He's grown up big and strong and healthy. 18:18.000 --> 18:20.000 Gosh, Dean, you're so right. 18:20.000 --> 18:25.000 Of course I'm right, and besides, he only lets his mother burp him. 18:25.000 --> 18:27.000 Hey Dean, I just had a rose peeping. 18:27.000 --> 18:29.000 Good heavens, Dean, you've changed your whole hairdo. 18:29.000 --> 18:32.000 You're a beautiful blonde. 18:32.000 --> 18:35.000 Jerry, why don't you settle down and say hello to Elizabeth Scott? 18:35.000 --> 18:38.000 Elizabeth, what happened to the E? 18:38.000 --> 18:39.000 She dropped the E. 18:39.000 --> 18:42.000 You mean they're divorced? 18:42.000 --> 18:43.000 Who's divorced? 18:43.000 --> 18:45.000 E and she. 18:45.000 --> 18:48.000 E and she. 18:48.000 --> 18:50.000 Oh, I'm not well at all. 18:50.000 --> 18:54.000 Now, come on, Jerry, let's talk nice to Miss Scott. 18:54.000 --> 18:56.000 Oh, please do, Jerry. 18:56.000 --> 18:58.000 I'm really very happy to meet you. 18:58.000 --> 18:59.000 What's with you, baby? 18:59.000 --> 19:03.000 You got a fog in your throat? 19:03.000 --> 19:05.000 Fog in my throat? 19:05.000 --> 19:07.000 Don't you mean frog? 19:07.000 --> 19:19.000 In this town, sister, I mean fog. 19:19.000 --> 19:20.000 With a capital P. 19:20.000 --> 19:22.000 What does P stand for? 19:22.000 --> 19:25.000 P pneumonia. 19:25.000 --> 19:26.000 I don't get it, Jerry. 19:26.000 --> 19:29.000 Well, stick around, baby, you will. 19:29.000 --> 19:32.000 See, Jerry, you got Miss Scott all upset. 19:32.000 --> 19:35.000 That's no way to treat an important movie star. 19:35.000 --> 19:37.000 Gee, Miss Scott, I didn't realize you were a movie star. 19:37.000 --> 19:39.000 Say, do you know all the other movie stars? 19:39.000 --> 19:42.000 Oh, I guess I know most of them. 19:42.000 --> 19:48.000 Is it true that Piper Laurie is really a small airplane? 19:48.000 --> 19:49.000 Well, I... 19:49.000 --> 19:57.000 Well, he doesn't really clock Abel's ears as he wears falsies. 19:57.000 --> 20:00.000 Look, Jerry, this isn't getting us anywhere. 20:00.000 --> 20:04.000 We should be talking about us so that we can get to know one another. 20:04.000 --> 20:06.000 Oh, I don't have to hear anything about you. 20:06.000 --> 20:08.000 I got eyes. 20:08.000 --> 20:11.000 I know you're beautiful and lovely and charming and sweet and... 20:11.000 --> 20:12.000 Oh, can it, Jerry. 20:12.000 --> 20:14.000 Elizabeth doesn't want to hear... 20:14.000 --> 20:15.000 Mind your own business, Martin. 20:15.000 --> 20:20.000 The kid's doing fine. 20:20.000 --> 20:24.000 You see, Miss Scott, Dean is jealous of me because I like you. 20:24.000 --> 20:27.000 Oh, Jerry, you flatter me. 20:27.000 --> 20:35.000 I'm not an emotional person, but the warmth and affection inherent in your attitude implies an intrinsic beauty of soul. 20:35.000 --> 20:41.000 And each lovely utterance captivates the very spirit of my being. 20:41.000 --> 20:46.000 Now you spoiled the whole thing by being dirty. 20:46.000 --> 20:48.000 She wasn't being dirty. 20:48.000 --> 20:51.000 Elizabeth just happens to have a large vocabulary. 20:51.000 --> 20:52.000 No, you're being dirty. 20:52.000 --> 20:54.000 Oh, stop. 20:54.000 --> 20:56.000 Oh, now, wait a minute, Jerry. 20:56.000 --> 20:57.000 Listen. 20:57.000 --> 21:01.000 Listen, let me explain what a large vocabulary is. 21:01.000 --> 21:02.000 Here now. 21:02.000 --> 21:07.000 This is a radio show and there may be children listening. 21:07.000 --> 21:10.000 Oh, now, tell me, Dean, are you sure this boy is normal? 21:10.000 --> 21:15.000 Well, Jerry is a bit excitable, but he's really just as normal as anybody else. 21:15.000 --> 21:16.000 You're normal, aren't you, Jerry? 21:16.000 --> 21:18.000 Normal? Of course I'm normal. 21:18.000 --> 21:20.000 Easy, Fred, don't let the piano fall on a baby. 21:20.000 --> 21:23.000 Ah, you better get up, Max, the bed is on fire. 21:23.000 --> 21:25.000 Please, Sadie, don't let the piano fall on Max. 21:25.000 --> 21:26.000 Good heavens! 21:26.000 --> 21:27.000 That baby's on fire. 21:27.000 --> 21:29.000 Oh, why, as I'm born, I hate snakes. 21:29.000 --> 21:30.000 My ear, it's full of soap. 21:30.000 --> 21:31.000 Oh, I love it. 21:31.000 --> 21:32.000 Look how I lux my ears. 21:32.000 --> 21:33.000 No, I want more soap. 21:33.000 --> 21:36.000 Oh, I have these lazy tears in town. 21:36.000 --> 21:41.000 What? What? 21:41.000 --> 21:44.000 See? I told you he was normal. 21:44.000 --> 21:46.000 Oh, Dean, this kid's a lunatic. 21:46.000 --> 21:48.000 Why do you tolerate him? 21:48.000 --> 22:01.000 Don't answer her with words, Dean, just show her the bank book. 22:01.000 --> 22:05.000 Now, here's Jimmy Warrington to take care of some important business of his own. 22:05.000 --> 22:07.000 Thank you, Dean. 22:07.000 --> 22:10.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the next time you suffer from pains of headache, 22:10.000 --> 22:13.000 neuritis or neuralgia, take Anisine. 22:13.000 --> 22:18.000 You'll bless the day you heard of this incredibly fast way to relieve these pains. 22:18.000 --> 22:23.000 Now, the reason Anisine is so wonderfully fast-acting and effective is this. 22:23.000 --> 22:26.000 Anisine is like a doctor's prescription. 22:26.000 --> 22:28.000 That is, Anisine contains not just one, 22:28.000 --> 22:34.000 but a combination of medically proven active ingredients in easy-to-take tablet form. 22:34.000 --> 22:37.000 Thousands of people have received envelopes containing Anisine tablets 22:37.000 --> 22:39.000 from their own dentist or physician, 22:39.000 --> 22:42.000 and in this way discovered the incredibly fast relief Anisine brings 22:42.000 --> 22:46.000 from pains of headache, neuritis or neuralgia. 22:46.000 --> 22:52.000 So the next time a headache strikes, take Anisine for this wonderfully fast relief. 22:52.000 --> 22:56.000 Anisine, A-N-A-C-I-N. 22:56.000 --> 22:59.000 Anisine comes in handy boxes of 12 and 30, 22:59.000 --> 23:03.000 economical family-sized bottles of 50 and 100. 23:03.000 --> 23:06.000 Get Anisine at any drug counter. 23:06.000 --> 23:17.000 Well, I guess most everybody nurses a batch of fond memories of their childhood days, 23:17.000 --> 23:19.000 and I'm no exception. 23:19.000 --> 23:24.000 My growing-up days in Steubenville, Ohio have always remained vividly in my mind, 23:24.000 --> 23:28.000 probably because my childhood buddies were the best bunch of kids in the world. 23:28.000 --> 23:32.000 Many years have passed since the days we hung around the corner drugstore. 23:32.000 --> 23:38.000 The gang has spread all over the world now, some rich, some poor, some happy and some sad, 23:38.000 --> 23:43.000 and I'm sure they all nurse a secret desire to be kids again, back with the old gang. 23:43.000 --> 23:47.000 I'd like to dedicate a little song to my old friends, my old buddies, 23:47.000 --> 23:50.000 a song that any one of us could sing and really mean. 23:50.000 --> 24:18.000 She said, but I'd give the world to see that old gang of mine. 24:18.000 --> 24:42.000 I can't forget that old quartet that sang sweet at line. 24:42.000 --> 24:53.000 Goodbye forever, old fellows and gals. 24:53.000 --> 25:02.000 Goodbye forever, old sweet hearts and pals. 25:02.000 --> 25:23.000 God bless them, Jim, but I'd give the world to see that old gang of mine. 25:32.000 --> 25:59.000 Jim, but I'd give the world to see that old gang of mine. 25:59.000 --> 26:13.000 That old gang of mine. 26:13.000 --> 26:21.000 Thank you very much. 26:21.000 --> 26:23.000 Thank you. 26:23.000 --> 26:25.000 Gee, Dean, do you really miss your old gang? 26:25.000 --> 26:27.000 Well, I sure do, Jerry, don't you? 26:27.000 --> 26:29.000 I used to, but I'm getting up a new gang now. 26:29.000 --> 26:32.000 Well, that's nice, that's nice, Jerry. Who's going to be in it? 26:32.000 --> 26:35.000 Just me and her. 26:35.000 --> 26:39.000 Jerry, that's very sweet of you. You've touched me. 26:39.000 --> 26:43.000 I did not. I was way over here at this microphone. 26:43.000 --> 26:46.000 Jerry, you touched me doesn't mean you really touched me. 26:46.000 --> 26:52.000 You touched me, and in this sense means, well, it means you touched me, 26:52.000 --> 26:58.000 but you didn't actually touch me. 26:58.000 --> 27:02.000 Twenty minutes with us and this kid's losing her marble. 27:02.000 --> 27:07.000 Jerry, Elizabeth thanks a lot for putting up with our... 27:07.000 --> 27:12.000 No, it's Liz-a-bith. Thanks a lot. 27:12.000 --> 27:18.000 Liz-a-bith, thanks a lot for putting up with our nonsense. 27:18.000 --> 27:22.000 Yeah, Liz, I may act crazy, but I'd really be crazy if I didn't say 27:22.000 --> 27:24.000 you were a wonderful guest and a great gal. 27:24.000 --> 27:27.000 Well, thank you, boys, I enjoyed every second of it. 27:27.000 --> 27:28.000 Good night, everybody. 27:28.000 --> 27:29.000 Good night. 27:29.000 --> 27:30.000 Good night, Liz. 27:30.000 --> 27:32.000 Good night, everybody. 27:32.000 --> 27:47.000 Ladies and gentlemen, before we go, 27:47.000 --> 27:52.000 we'd like to say a few words about a cause that is very close to our hearts. 27:52.000 --> 27:55.000 Dean and I have been speaking about the Muscular Dystrophy Association 27:55.000 --> 27:59.000 for quite a while now, and I wish you all could read the touching letters 27:59.000 --> 28:02.000 we have received from people who are suffering from this dread disease. 28:02.000 --> 28:05.000 Letters in which you have supplied the wonderful note of hope 28:05.000 --> 28:07.000 because of your great contributions. 28:07.000 --> 28:11.000 In this age of miracles, it is a horrible thing to think that there is still 28:11.000 --> 28:14.000 an incurable disease, but as long as your contributions keep coming in, 28:14.000 --> 28:16.000 there is still hope of a cure. 28:16.000 --> 28:19.000 Please mail your contributions to MDA New York 8 New York. 28:19.000 --> 28:22.000 That's MDA New York 8 New York. 28:22.000 --> 28:24.000 Well, folks, until next week, this is Dean Martin. 28:24.000 --> 28:26.000 And Jerry Lewis reminding you that our new picture, 28:26.000 --> 28:29.000 Sailor Beware, can now be seen at your local theater. 28:29.000 --> 28:30.000 We hope you'll go see it. 28:30.000 --> 28:31.000 Good night, everybody. 28:31.000 --> 28:32.000 Good night, everyone. 28:32.000 --> 28:45.000 You have just heard transcribed to Dean Martin 28:45.000 --> 28:48.000 and Jerry Lewis show, written by Ed Simmons and Norman Lear, 28:48.000 --> 28:52.000 produced and directed by Dick Mack, with music under the direction of Dick Stabiel. 28:52.000 --> 28:54.000 Brought to you by Dentine, a gum with breathtaking flavor, 28:54.000 --> 28:58.000 by Beamons Peps, a gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion, too, 28:58.000 --> 28:59.000 by Chesterfield. 28:59.000 --> 29:03.000 Remember, Chesterfields are much milder with an extraordinarily good taste, 29:03.000 --> 29:05.000 and from the report of a well-known research organization, 29:05.000 --> 29:08.000 No Unpleasant Aftertaste, and by Ameson, 29:08.000 --> 29:12.000 for fast relief from pain of headache, ureitis, and uralgia. 29:12.000 --> 29:26.000 This is NBC, the national broadcasting company.