WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:03.000 transcribed 00:10.440 --> 00:14.560 ladies and gentlemen from Hollywood we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis 00:14.560 --> 00:29.320 show 00:29.320 --> 00:33.520 Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis are brought to you by Amison for fast relief from 00:33.520 --> 00:37.520 pain of headache, ureitis and uralgia, by Dentine the gum with breathtaking flavor 00:37.520 --> 00:41.240 by Beeman's pepsin the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion too 00:41.240 --> 00:46.160 and by Chesterfield. Chesterfields are much milder with an extraordinarily good 00:46.160 --> 00:50.160 taste and no unpleasant aftertaste and now it gives me great pleasure to 00:50.160 --> 00:54.760 introduce our master of ceremonies Dean Martin 01:00.360 --> 01:04.960 all over NBC now that means another session with Jerry and myself, Dix DeBeal 01:04.960 --> 01:09.280 and the Orcus and our very wonderful guest star. Now we managed to put in 01:09.280 --> 01:13.480 another television show during the week and had a few production huddles on our 01:13.480 --> 01:16.880 new picture all of which brings us to this evening's run around the 01:16.880 --> 01:22.960 killisackles so let's get on the way with a touch of the Red Red Robin 01:26.440 --> 01:35.000 when the Red Red Robin comes bob bob bobbing along along there'll be no more 01:35.000 --> 01:43.640 sobbing when he starts robbing his old sweet song wake up wake up you sleepy 01:43.640 --> 01:51.760 head get up get up get out of bed cheer up cheer up the Sun is red live love 01:51.760 --> 01:59.800 laughing be happy what if I've been blue now I'm walking through fields and flowers 01:59.800 --> 02:09.000 rain make listen but still I listen for hours and hours I'm just a kid again do 02:09.000 --> 02:31.000 what it did again singing a song when the Red Red Robin comes bob bobbing along 02:39.000 --> 03:08.760 what if I've been blue now walking through fields and flowers rain make listen but still I listen for hours and hours I'm just a kid again doing what it did again singing a song when the Red Red Robin comes bob 03:08.760 --> 03:11.760 bob bobbing along 03:25.880 --> 03:29.280 and now ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to 03:29.280 --> 03:43.920 do you hear the news? Well, if you take it easy what news? My cousin Myrna just won the Academy Award. Your cousin Myrna I hate to 03:43.920 --> 03:48.540 disillusion you Jay but Vivian Lee won the award from the Academy. The Military 03:48.540 --> 03:57.120 Academy? Military Academy? But how can Myrna go to a school for men? She's the only girl 03:57.120 --> 03:59.920 among all those men and someone's bound to find out. 03:59.920 --> 04:02.720 Think carefully, Dean. Who's gonna squeal? 04:02.720 --> 04:17.680 Well, I guess you're right, Jer, but speaking of Academy Awards, what do you think about 04:17.680 --> 04:20.080 Humphrey Bogart and the African Queen? 04:20.080 --> 04:22.400 Good heavens, is Bogart still running around with that you-bangee? 04:23.840 --> 04:24.640 No, Jer, I... 04:24.640 --> 04:27.520 Boy, that Lauren Bacall, better watch her step. 04:27.520 --> 04:28.080 Why? 04:28.080 --> 04:30.720 Well, with those lips that you-bangee can out-whistle baby. 04:32.160 --> 04:35.680 Jer, once and for all, how can you be such a nincompoop? 04:35.680 --> 04:39.760 It's easy. Ever since I paid my nincompoop tax, I've been pooped. 04:39.760 --> 04:49.600 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 04:49.600 --> 04:52.000 Jerry, can't you stop this talk? 04:52.000 --> 04:56.880 I'm trying to be serious and you keep joking. Tell me, who do you take after? 04:56.880 --> 04:59.200 Well, last night I took after the hot check girl at Zero. 05:01.280 --> 05:02.400 Ah, there you go. 05:02.400 --> 05:05.920 Jerry, you seem to be a regular lethario. 05:06.640 --> 05:08.240 Oh, I wouldn't say that. 05:08.240 --> 05:08.880 Why? 05:08.880 --> 05:09.920 I don't know what it means. 05:12.080 --> 05:14.240 Anyway, what was the girl's name? 05:14.240 --> 05:14.800 Shirley. 05:15.440 --> 05:16.320 Shirley? 05:16.320 --> 05:19.200 Yeah, Shirley. S-H-O-Y-L-E-Y. 05:22.080 --> 05:24.160 Boy, you sure know some crazy girls. 05:24.160 --> 05:27.600 That's not, and I got one girl that's really nuts. She thinks she's the queen. 05:27.600 --> 05:28.480 The queen of England? 05:28.480 --> 05:29.600 No, the queen of club. 05:29.600 --> 05:32.560 Oh, queen of clubs. Boy, she must really be nuts. 05:32.560 --> 05:34.800 She sure is. She's really the aid of Spain. 05:34.800 --> 05:35.300 All right. 05:36.320 --> 05:37.360 All right, Jer. 05:37.360 --> 05:41.920 Now, you've gone too far. How can a live girl possibly be the aid of Spain? 05:41.920 --> 05:43.520 Simple. She's got a lousy deal. 05:43.520 --> 05:44.240 Lousy deal? 05:49.840 --> 05:53.440 There's no more time for this nonsense. We're expecting a very important guest. 05:53.440 --> 05:59.600 That sounds frightfully exciting. And who is this sterling visitor if I may be so bold? As to ask. 06:01.760 --> 06:05.360 None other than that famous big game hunter, Frank Bick. 06:05.360 --> 06:09.360 Frank Bick. But he called up from Pasadena and said he had to go fox hunting. 06:09.360 --> 06:09.860 Oh. 06:10.240 --> 06:15.200 But don't worry, Boobie. Old faithful Jer is always here to fill in. I'll be the big game authority. 06:15.200 --> 06:19.760 All righty, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight it becomes my privilege to introduce that great 06:19.760 --> 06:24.960 and courageous big game hunter. The only man that elephants manage to forget, Mr. Frank Bick. 06:24.960 --> 06:29.280 Well, tell me, Mr. Bick, when did you first become interested in big game hunting? 06:29.280 --> 06:36.160 Well, I'll tell you, boy. I really got interested the first time I saw Dagmar. 06:39.280 --> 06:41.760 What does Dagmar have to do with big game hunting? 06:42.400 --> 06:45.040 Oh, big game. I thought you said big dame. 06:45.040 --> 06:52.400 Oh. Mr. Bick, I'm sure everyone would like to know how you started your fabulous career. 06:52.400 --> 06:59.280 Well, when I was young boy, my mother used to take me hunting with my brother Hans. 06:59.280 --> 07:01.040 Oh, your brother was a hunter too? 07:01.040 --> 07:06.640 Used to be, but we had a terrible tragedy. One day my mother took Hans and me hunting. 07:07.280 --> 07:12.160 Just as we ran out of ammunition, we were chased by a big black, 07:12.160 --> 07:18.800 grizzly bear. We ran and ran. And suddenly I looked back and saw the bear catching up with 07:18.800 --> 07:24.400 my brother Hans. He got closer and closer to Hans and then I had to break the news to mother. 07:24.400 --> 07:26.160 My goodness. What did you tell her? 07:26.160 --> 07:27.360 Look, Ma, no Hans. 07:34.080 --> 07:39.120 Tell me, Frank, as a man who has hunted in every part of the globe, 07:39.120 --> 07:41.360 what was the most exciting thing you ever chased? 07:41.360 --> 07:43.680 Well, there was that hot chick girl at Shiro. 07:45.360 --> 07:47.840 You don't seem to get that. You don't get me. 07:47.840 --> 07:49.360 I didn't get her either, pal. 07:50.720 --> 07:55.360 Mr. Bick, our amateur woodsmen are interested to know what kind of weapons you use for the hunt. 07:55.360 --> 07:58.080 Well, once I went lion hunting with nothing but a club. 07:58.080 --> 08:00.000 Lion hunting with a club, weren't you afraid? 08:00.000 --> 08:02.320 What for? This club had over 200 members. 08:02.320 --> 08:02.560 Oh. 08:11.280 --> 08:14.720 All right, time is about up, Mr. Bick, but before you go, perhaps you'd 08:14.720 --> 08:18.240 like to tell us about your most dangerous moment in the jungle. Good boy. 08:18.960 --> 08:23.360 Once I saw a fellow go right straight up to a giant leopard and stick his right hand 08:23.360 --> 08:25.360 straight down the leopard's throat. 08:26.320 --> 08:29.200 My, what a courageous feat. What was his name? 08:29.200 --> 08:30.160 We called him Lefty. 08:40.400 --> 08:44.320 Well, now that Jerry is finished, let's turn our attention to Jimmy Wallington. 08:44.320 --> 08:44.960 Thank you, Dean. 08:45.600 --> 08:49.520 Ladies and gentlemen, if you suffer from pains of headaches, neuritis or neuralgia, 08:49.520 --> 08:52.640 you should discover what many thousands have known for years, 08:52.640 --> 08:55.520 that Anisine brings incredibly fast, effective relief. 08:56.240 --> 08:57.920 Anisine is like a doctor's prescription. 08:58.560 --> 09:03.840 That is, Anisine contains not just one, but a combination of medically proven active ingredients 09:03.840 --> 09:05.280 and easy to take tablet form. 09:06.160 --> 09:09.680 Probably at some time, you have received an envelope containing Anisine tablets from 09:09.680 --> 09:10.800 your physician or dentist. 09:10.800 --> 09:13.600 Thousands of people have been introduced to Anisine this way. 09:14.160 --> 09:18.000 Try Anisine yourself the next time you suffer from the pains of a headache, 09:18.000 --> 09:19.600 neuritis or neuralgia. 09:20.160 --> 09:22.400 You'll be delighted at how quickly relief can come. 09:23.440 --> 09:26.720 Anisine is spelled A-N-A-C-I-N. 09:27.440 --> 09:31.200 Your druggist has Anisine in handy boxes of 12 and 30 tablets 09:31.200 --> 09:35.200 and economical family size bottles of 50 and 100 for your medicine cabinet. 09:35.200 --> 09:40.640 Ask for Anisine today. 09:40.640 --> 09:47.440 No one's ever taken account of all the songs that have been written about the moon, 09:47.440 --> 09:50.640 but any music publisher will tell you that it must run into hundreds. 09:50.640 --> 09:54.640 Our daytime friend, The Sun, has been pretty much ignored by our songwriters, 09:54.640 --> 09:55.840 at least up till now. 09:55.840 --> 09:59.440 He's just come into his own with a tune that's climbed high on our list of favorites. 09:59.440 --> 10:09.440 Please, Mr. Sun. 10:29.440 --> 10:37.440 Take her under your branches, Mr. Tree. 10:43.440 --> 10:47.440 Whisper to her, Mr. Wind. 10:49.440 --> 10:55.440 Sing to her, Mr. Robin. 10:55.440 --> 11:03.440 And Mrs. Moonlight, put in a word for me. 11:09.440 --> 11:15.440 Tell her how I feel. 11:17.440 --> 11:21.440 It shouldn't end this way. 11:21.440 --> 11:29.440 Since you are all her friends, 11:29.440 --> 11:35.440 She'll listen to whatever you have to say. 11:37.440 --> 11:43.440 Babble to her, Mr. Bro. 11:43.440 --> 11:49.440 Kiss her for me, Mrs. Raindrop. 11:49.440 --> 11:55.440 And watch to see they all do. 11:55.440 --> 12:23.440 Please, Mr. Sun. 12:25.440 --> 12:35.440 Babble to her, Mr. Bro. 12:35.440 --> 12:41.440 Kiss her for me, Mrs. Raindrop. 12:41.440 --> 12:47.440 And watch to see they all do. 12:47.440 --> 12:57.440 Please, Mr. Sun. 13:17.440 --> 13:19.440 Thank you very much. 13:19.440 --> 13:21.440 And now that I've had my place in the sun, 13:21.440 --> 13:25.440 I think it's time I turned over some of the famous California sunshine 13:25.440 --> 13:27.440 to Jimmy Wallington. 13:27.440 --> 13:29.440 Thank you, Dean. 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I'm really thrilled to be here tonight. 15:11.440 --> 15:15.440 I can't tell you how much I've wanted to meet that adorable Jerry Lewis. 15:15.440 --> 15:21.440 Honestly, I think he's the cutest, sweetest, handsomest, most charming person I've ever met. 15:21.440 --> 15:22.440 Look, Anne. 15:22.440 --> 15:25.440 Oh, Jerry has verve and charm and character. 15:25.440 --> 15:27.440 He's tall, strong, and virile. 15:27.440 --> 15:28.440 Anne, will you wait to... 15:28.440 --> 15:33.440 ...wait to meet that Jerry Lewis is simply fascinating. 15:33.440 --> 15:34.440 A man among men, you know. 15:34.440 --> 15:35.440 Anne, will you just hold it as... 15:35.440 --> 15:36.440 Why, he has a voice. 15:36.440 --> 15:40.440 Anne, Anne, who brought in these scripts? 15:40.440 --> 15:44.440 I did. 15:44.440 --> 15:46.440 All right, Jerry, let's get out the nonsense. 15:46.440 --> 15:50.440 I want you to meet our guest. Remember her in all those Maisie Rolls? 15:50.440 --> 15:53.440 Maisie Rolls? That are anything like onion rolls? 15:53.440 --> 15:56.440 Oh, Jerry, now this is Miss Southern, Miss Anne Southern. 15:56.440 --> 16:00.440 Southern? From the chicken family? 16:00.440 --> 16:05.440 Jerry, my name is Southern, but I have nothing to do with Southern fried chicken or onion rolls. 16:05.440 --> 16:07.440 They give you indigestion. 16:07.440 --> 16:09.440 Jerry. 16:09.440 --> 16:19.440 Jerry, when you were born, are you sure the doctor didn't slap the wrong end? 16:19.440 --> 16:23.440 I don't know which end you're supposed to slap. 16:23.440 --> 16:27.440 Well, they usually slap, you know, the... I'm not going any further. 16:27.440 --> 16:33.440 But what if it says Jerry? You stop, you're supposed to stop her there. 16:33.440 --> 16:42.440 I didn't want to. I wanted to see what she'd say. 16:42.440 --> 16:45.440 One wrong word and this is a garage tomorrow. 16:45.440 --> 16:47.440 Jerry. 16:47.440 --> 16:50.440 The way you can behave, you're a disgrace to your family. 16:50.440 --> 16:54.440 Wait a second. He comes from a family? 16:54.440 --> 17:00.440 Well, I know it's hard to believe, Anne, but actually Jerry is descended from a very fine family. 17:00.440 --> 17:02.440 I think he descended a little too far. 17:02.440 --> 17:05.440 Yeah. Well, I suggest we head right into our sketch. 17:05.440 --> 17:08.440 Yeah, that sounds like fun. What's it going to be? 17:08.440 --> 17:11.440 Well, tonight we thought we'd take a crack at a real old-fashioned soap opera. 17:11.440 --> 17:15.440 So if everyone's set, suppose we turn things over to Jimmy Wallington. 17:15.440 --> 17:24.440 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and Anne Southern are proud to bring you another chapter in their version of that popular soap opera... 17:24.440 --> 17:37.440 Just Plain Balderdash. 17:37.440 --> 17:43.440 Yes, folks, it's time to visit that little white house around the corner. 17:43.440 --> 17:46.440 It is here that we meet the lovable characters in our story. 17:46.440 --> 17:54.440 My name's Sidney. I'm married to Sandra, but I have fallen madly in love with Gretchen. 17:54.440 --> 18:00.440 My name is Sandra. I'm married to Sidney, who has fallen madly in love with Gretchen. 18:00.440 --> 18:05.440 My name is Gretchen. 18:05.440 --> 18:14.440 I think Sidney has the most excellent taste. 18:14.440 --> 18:20.440 Yes, these are our beloved characters, and today we will see all their problems come to a head. 18:20.440 --> 18:24.440 As our scene opens, we find Gretchen waiting for the others to come downstairs. 18:24.440 --> 18:28.440 She is troubled and sick at heart, and she is sobbing softly. 18:28.440 --> 18:37.440 Oh sob, oh sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, oh sob of a sob, and sob, sob. 18:37.440 --> 18:45.440 Oh, I am sobbing over how much I love Sidney. I am also sobbing over how much I hate Sidney's wife. 18:45.440 --> 18:51.440 She's caused me nothing but trouble since the first day I met him. 18:51.440 --> 18:56.440 I hear someone coming down the stairs. 18:56.440 --> 18:58.440 I was wrong, it was only the winds. 18:58.440 --> 19:03.440 Soon I will meet Sandra face to face. 19:03.440 --> 19:06.440 I see her coming out, but I will be brave. 19:06.440 --> 19:09.440 I will be sturdy and defiant. 19:09.440 --> 19:11.440 No matter what she says, I will be strong. 19:11.440 --> 19:13.440 She cannot upset me. 19:13.440 --> 19:14.440 Gretchen. 19:14.440 --> 19:16.440 Yes? 19:19.440 --> 19:22.440 Gretchen, I never thought you'd enter this house. 19:22.440 --> 19:25.440 Why? Why didn't you think I'd enter this house? 19:25.440 --> 19:27.440 I had the doors locked. 19:27.440 --> 19:31.440 The day you locked the doors on me, yesterday you put razor blades on my shoes. 19:31.440 --> 19:33.440 The day before you threw boiling acid in my eyes. 19:33.440 --> 19:36.440 Last week you stuffed my pillow with black widow spiders. 19:36.440 --> 19:37.440 Sandra. 19:37.440 --> 19:38.440 Yes? 19:38.440 --> 19:40.440 You're not fond of me, are you? 19:42.440 --> 19:45.440 Look, there's no use in discussing this without Sidney. 19:45.440 --> 19:47.440 We've been talking too long without him already. 19:47.440 --> 19:51.440 Hello, Sandra. Hello, Gretchen baby. 19:51.440 --> 19:54.440 Well, Sidney, now that you're here I can speak. 19:54.440 --> 19:56.440 Sandra, I love your husband. 19:56.440 --> 19:59.440 I must tell you, even if you take my life. 19:59.440 --> 20:02.440 But why? Why are you willing to throw away your life? 20:02.440 --> 20:05.440 Because next month we're on the cover of Look. 20:05.440 --> 20:08.440 Comes out on the newsstands April the 8th. 20:09.440 --> 20:11.440 Tell me. 20:14.440 --> 20:18.440 Tell me, Gretchen, what is it you want me to do? 20:18.440 --> 20:21.440 You must divorce Sandra and then I will marry you. 20:21.440 --> 20:23.440 You marry Sidney, but what about me? 20:23.440 --> 20:26.440 Sorry, Sandra, I just can't marry everybody. 20:27.440 --> 20:30.440 Sidney, are you really going to let this woman come between us? 20:30.440 --> 20:32.440 Well, not all the time, honey. 20:32.440 --> 20:35.440 Well, I can't take it any longer. You must make up your mind. 20:35.440 --> 20:38.440 She wants your pity, Sidney, I want your love. 20:38.440 --> 20:41.440 Tell us now, which of us do you choose? 20:41.440 --> 20:43.440 I will make the only honorable decision. 20:43.440 --> 20:46.440 Gretchen, I'm going to stick with my wife. 20:46.440 --> 20:49.440 What? Oh, no. 20:49.440 --> 20:53.440 Gretchen, you're a fool. Why cry for a man you hardly know? 20:53.440 --> 20:55.440 I love him. 20:55.440 --> 20:56.440 But he's ruthless. 20:56.440 --> 20:58.440 I love him. 20:58.440 --> 20:59.440 He's shiftless. 20:59.440 --> 21:01.440 I love him. 21:01.440 --> 21:03.440 He's penniless. 21:03.440 --> 21:06.440 He's penniless. 21:07.440 --> 21:09.440 She's right, I ain't got a dime. 21:09.440 --> 21:11.440 Penniless. 21:11.440 --> 21:13.440 You said that before. 21:13.440 --> 21:16.440 I know, but I got nothing else to say. 21:16.440 --> 21:20.440 Gretchen, how can you talk so cold and hard at a time like this? 21:20.440 --> 21:23.440 I've led a hard life, Sidney, believe you me. 21:23.440 --> 21:26.440 When I was little, my father took me to the railroad station. 21:26.440 --> 21:29.440 A lot of fathers take children to railroad stations. 21:29.440 --> 21:31.440 To get run over? 21:31.440 --> 21:33.440 No. 21:41.440 --> 21:43.440 The mask is off. 21:43.440 --> 21:46.440 The mask is off in cigarette advertising. 21:46.440 --> 21:50.440 Chesterfield is first to name all of its ingredients, and here they are. 21:50.440 --> 21:53.440 The right combination of the world's best tobaccos, 21:53.440 --> 21:57.440 pre-tested by laboratory instruments for the most desirable smoking qualities. 21:57.440 --> 22:00.440 And Chesterfield keeps these tobaccos tasty and fresh, 22:00.440 --> 22:03.440 with tried and tested moisten agents, 22:03.440 --> 22:09.440 pure natural sugars, chemically pure, harmless, far more costly glycerol, nothing else. 22:09.440 --> 22:12.440 Only these are entirely safe for use in the mouth, 22:12.440 --> 22:16.440 as proved by over 40 years of continuous use in tobacco products. 22:16.440 --> 22:21.440 And remember this, Chesterfields are wrapped in pure white cigarette paper, 22:21.440 --> 22:23.440 the best that money can buy. 22:23.440 --> 22:27.440 Now, we name our ingredients because we think every smoker ought to know 22:27.440 --> 22:30.440 what makes Chesterfield the best possible smoke, 22:30.440 --> 22:33.440 what makes Chesterfield much milder, 22:33.440 --> 22:37.440 with an extraordinarily good taste and no unpleasant aftertaste. 22:37.440 --> 22:40.440 Visit your dealer and sound off for Chesterfield. 22:40.440 --> 22:42.440 Do it today. 22:42.440 --> 22:52.440 Well, you know, Jerry and I have been together for just a little over six years, 22:52.440 --> 22:57.440 and it's been such great fun that it, well, it doesn't even seem like six months. 22:57.440 --> 22:59.440 Neither of us will ever forget the night of our first opening 22:59.440 --> 23:01.440 at the Copacabana in New York City. 23:01.440 --> 23:06.440 This was our first big opening, and everyone told us if we did well, we were really in. 23:06.440 --> 23:09.440 Well, we managed to get through in pretty good shape, 23:09.440 --> 23:14.440 and after the last show, we ducked the crowds and skipped back to the hotel. 23:14.440 --> 23:18.440 This seemed like the perfect time to talk of the past and plan for the future. 23:18.440 --> 23:22.440 Well, sitting in the room that night, Jerry flicked on the radio for a little mood music, 23:22.440 --> 23:25.440 and out of that speaker came a song that spoke volumes for both of us. 23:25.440 --> 23:26.440 So, Richard? 23:26.440 --> 23:42.440 Do I want to be with you 23:42.440 --> 23:49.440 As the years come and go 23:49.440 --> 23:56.440 Only forever 23:56.440 --> 24:02.440 If you care to know 24:02.440 --> 24:08.440 Would I grant all your wishes 24:08.440 --> 24:15.440 And be proud of the times 24:15.440 --> 24:22.440 Only forever 24:22.440 --> 24:28.440 If someone should ask 24:28.440 --> 24:34.440 How long would it take me 24:34.440 --> 24:41.440 To be near if you'd beckon 24:41.440 --> 24:48.440 Offhand I would figure 24:48.440 --> 24:54.440 Less than a second 24:54.440 --> 25:00.440 Do you think I'll remember 25:00.440 --> 25:08.440 How you look when you smile 25:08.440 --> 25:14.440 Only forever 25:14.440 --> 25:41.440 That's putting it mind 25:41.440 --> 25:48.440 Do you think I'll remember 25:48.440 --> 25:56.440 How you look when you smile 25:56.440 --> 26:02.440 Only forever 26:02.440 --> 26:10.440 That's putting it mind 26:10.440 --> 26:17.440 That's putting it mind 26:17.440 --> 26:28.440 applause 26:28.440 --> 26:33.440 Gee, Dean, did you really mean all those things you said before the song about how we would be together forever and ever? 26:33.440 --> 26:34.440 Sure did, Jerry. 26:34.440 --> 26:39.440 And you meant that when you said we would always be partners through thin and thick and everything should be 50-50 with us? 26:39.440 --> 26:40.440 Well, of course, Jane. 26:40.440 --> 26:44.440 So where's the money? 26:44.440 --> 26:46.440 May I interrupt for a moment to say goodnight? 26:46.440 --> 26:47.440 Well, of course, Annie. 26:47.440 --> 26:52.440 And thank you for being with us and you've really done a wonderful job. 26:52.440 --> 26:54.440 I'm glad you think so, Dean. 26:54.440 --> 26:56.440 I really tried very hard and rehearsed all afternoon. 26:56.440 --> 27:00.440 And now that you say it came out all right, I can't tell you how happy I am. 27:00.440 --> 27:02.440 That's very nice, Annie. 27:02.440 --> 27:06.440 So where's the money? 27:06.440 --> 27:10.440 Well, seriously, boys, it's been fun and I want to thank you both for a happy half hour. 27:10.440 --> 27:11.440 Thank you, Anne. 27:11.440 --> 27:14.440 With a guest like you, how could it be anything but happy? 27:14.440 --> 27:15.440 Goodnight, boys. 27:15.440 --> 27:16.440 Goodnight, everybody. 27:16.440 --> 27:17.440 Goodnight, Anne. 27:17.440 --> 27:27.440 Applause 27:27.440 --> 27:31.440 Ladies and gentlemen, before Dean and I say goodnight, we'd like to leave you with a thought. 27:31.440 --> 27:33.440 While most of you are happy and healthy, 27:33.440 --> 27:38.440 there are still thousands of people in this country who are suffering from an incurable disease called muscular dystrophy. 27:38.440 --> 27:43.440 Our friends have asked us to explain why we have made muscular dystrophy our charity, so to speak. 27:43.440 --> 27:51.440 Well, Dean and I first lead to the aid of MDA when we learned that here is perhaps the only major fatal disease that has never had a champion. 27:51.440 --> 27:53.440 There is no cure for muscular dystrophy now. 27:53.440 --> 27:55.440 If you have it, you die. 27:55.440 --> 28:00.440 But with the start of this campaign, the priceless gift of hope is now the possession of every sufferer of this dread disease. 28:00.440 --> 28:06.440 Dean and I are proud and happy that we were able to start this ball rolling, and we hope you will work along with us. 28:06.440 --> 28:09.440 If our scientists get the opportunity to continue their research, 28:09.440 --> 28:12.440 millions of future sufferers will have the opportunity to continue their lives. 28:12.440 --> 28:16.440 Money is urgently needed, and anything you can spare will be greatly appreciated. 28:16.440 --> 28:19.440 Please send your contributions to MDA New York 8 New York. 28:19.440 --> 28:22.440 That's MDA New York 8 New York. 28:22.440 --> 28:24.440 Well, goodnight, folks. Till next week, this is Dean Martin. 28:24.440 --> 28:29.440 And Jerry Lewis telling you that you can see our new picture, Sailor Beware, at your neighborhood theater. 28:29.440 --> 28:30.440 Goodnight, and God bless you. 28:30.440 --> 28:31.440 Goodnight. 28:31.440 --> 28:48.440 Ladies and gentlemen, from Hollywood you've just heard transcribed, 28:48.440 --> 28:51.440 the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show, written by Ed Simmons and Norman Lear, 28:51.440 --> 28:55.440 produced and directed by Dick Mack, with music under the direction of Dick Stabiel, 28:55.440 --> 28:59.440 and brought to you by Anderson for fast relief from pain of headache, ureitis, and uralgia, 28:59.440 --> 29:02.440 by Dentine, the gum with breathtaking flavor, by Beamons-Pepson, 29:02.440 --> 29:07.440 the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion, too, and by Chesterfield. 29:07.440 --> 29:11.440 Remember, Chesterfields are much milder, with an extraordinarily good taste. 29:11.440 --> 29:18.440 From reports of a well-known research organization, Chesterfields leave no unpleasant aftertaste. 29:18.440 --> 29:25.440 Hear Phil Harris and Alice Faye, Sunday at 7 on NBC.