WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 Transcribed. 00:11.000 --> 00:15.000 Ladies and gentlemen, from Hollywood we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show. 00:15.000 --> 00:17.000 Applause. 00:45.000 --> 00:49.000 And now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our master of ceremonies, Dean Martin. 00:49.000 --> 00:51.000 Applause. 00:51.000 --> 00:53.000 Hi folks, thank you. 00:53.000 --> 00:59.000 Now fasten your seat belts everybody, because we're about to head into another flight over the airwaves, 00:59.000 --> 01:03.000 and right into your living room. So I see Dick Stabiel standing there with a raised baton, 01:03.000 --> 01:08.000 so if I can talk him into a downbeat, we'll start the ball rolling with about a quarter to nine. 01:08.000 --> 01:30.000 The stars are gonna twinkle and shine Well this evening about a quarter to nine 01:30.000 --> 01:39.000 My loving arms are gonna tenderly twine, Gently twine 01:39.000 --> 01:46.000 Around you, around a quarter to nine 01:46.000 --> 01:55.000 I know I won't be late, cause at half past eight I'm gonna hurry there 01:55.000 --> 02:06.000 I'll be waiting where the lane begins, Waiting for you on needles and pins and then 02:06.000 --> 02:29.000 The world is gonna be mine, oh all mine Well this evening about a quarter to nine 02:36.000 --> 02:57.000 Then the world is gonna be mine, yeah all mine Well this evening about a quarter to nine 02:57.000 --> 03:04.000 Applause. 03:04.000 --> 03:07.000 Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. 03:07.000 --> 03:13.000 And now it gives me great pleasure to introduce my partner, the one and only Jerry Lewis. 03:13.000 --> 03:21.000 Applause. 03:21.000 --> 03:23.000 Hello. 03:23.000 --> 03:27.000 Well what happens here, you usually come bounding out before I even finish your introduction, 03:27.000 --> 03:31.000 but this time, hey what's wrong, why are you looking so sad? 03:31.000 --> 03:34.000 They just found oil on my property. 03:34.000 --> 03:37.000 Found oil on your property and you're unhappy? 03:37.000 --> 03:40.000 I'd be delirious if they found oil on my property. 03:40.000 --> 03:46.000 Under your car? 03:46.000 --> 03:52.000 Honestly Jerry, when it comes to making mountains out of mole hills, you take the cake. 03:52.000 --> 03:56.000 Alrighty, I'll take the cake if you take the candle. 03:56.000 --> 04:00.000 Look, the expression you take the cake, it shouldn't be taken literally, 04:00.000 --> 04:02.000 it's just a figure of speech. 04:02.000 --> 04:06.000 Well when it comes to figures, let's speech about Jane Russell. 04:06.000 --> 04:09.000 Jerry, Jane Russell is not a figure of speech. 04:09.000 --> 04:12.000 You're right Dean, she's a filler buster. 04:12.000 --> 04:17.000 You seem pretty interested in girls, Jerry, some day it may get you in trouble. 04:17.000 --> 04:21.000 I know, last week a big guy punched me in the nose for talking to his girlfriend. 04:21.000 --> 04:23.000 And all I said was hello and goodbye. 04:23.000 --> 04:25.000 Got mad at you just for saying hello and goodbye? 04:25.000 --> 04:31.000 It wasn't the hello or goodbye, it was the six months in between. 04:31.000 --> 04:33.000 How'd you happen to meet this girl anyway? 04:33.000 --> 04:37.000 Well I met her on the corner. She was crying because she lost her wrist watch. 04:37.000 --> 04:41.000 Crying because she lost her wrist watch? She must be over emotional. 04:41.000 --> 04:46.000 Why over emotional? Her hand was in it. 04:46.000 --> 04:51.000 Well anyway, she finally fell for you. She thought you were handsome. 04:51.000 --> 04:54.000 Sure, she thought I was a regular adenoids. 04:54.000 --> 04:56.000 Don't you mean Adonis? 04:56.000 --> 05:00.000 No adenoids. She fell in love with my nose. 05:00.000 --> 05:04.000 I don't understand that. Your nose isn't so beautiful. 05:04.000 --> 05:09.000 It may not be beautiful buddy, but it's mine, all mine. 05:09.000 --> 05:10.000 Yes, but you're so... 05:10.000 --> 05:15.000 Ladies and gentlemen, no other person at these microphones can make that statement. 05:15.000 --> 05:17.000 Well I... 05:17.000 --> 05:22.000 Well I thought you'd start an argument sooner or later. 05:22.000 --> 05:25.000 That's one thing you do very, very well. 05:25.000 --> 05:26.000 Oh yeah? 05:26.000 --> 05:28.000 Yeah, when it comes to anything else you're positively inept. 05:28.000 --> 05:33.000 Listen here Dean Martin, I'm just as epped as you are. 05:33.000 --> 05:37.000 There's one thing I watch, it's my ept-ability. 05:37.000 --> 05:38.000 Yes, but... 05:38.000 --> 05:41.000 Eppness is as eppness does, that's my motto. 05:41.000 --> 05:47.000 It's better to have epped enough than never to have epped at all. 05:47.000 --> 05:49.000 You win, you win, you win. 05:49.000 --> 05:52.000 You're not inept, you're not inept. There's nothing you can't do. 05:52.000 --> 05:56.000 You're smart and intelligent. In fact, I've never known anyone half so brilliant. 05:56.000 --> 05:58.000 Now is that better? 05:58.000 --> 06:01.000 I'm an idiot and you know it. 06:01.000 --> 06:07.000 Speaking of brilliant minds here, I think it's about time we introduced our first guest. 06:07.000 --> 06:12.000 He's none other than that 13 year old child genius, Noel Dabney. 06:12.000 --> 06:16.000 Hey, I remember him. Last time we invited him he didn't show up and I had to take his part. 06:16.000 --> 06:20.000 Couldn't I do that again, huh, please? Ha ha ha ha, please? Ha ha ha ha. 06:20.000 --> 06:22.000 Alrighty, ladies and gentlemen. 06:22.000 --> 06:26.000 Some weeks ago we were proud to present that noted child genius, Noel Dabney. 06:26.000 --> 06:29.000 Tonight we are pleased to welcome in a return visitor. 06:29.000 --> 06:33.000 At 13 years of age he has been graduated from six universities in Pennsylvania. 06:33.000 --> 06:38.000 Possesses one of the greatest minds in the world today. So here he is, Master Noel Dabney. 06:38.000 --> 06:42.000 Now, Noel, I understand that you just became the country's youngest attorney. 06:42.000 --> 06:44.000 Tell me, what's the name of your law firm? 06:44.000 --> 06:48.000 Dabney, Dabney, Dabney and Men. 06:48.000 --> 06:51.000 Dabney, Dabney, Dabney and Men? 06:51.000 --> 06:54.000 Yes, the last word was on the door when we moved in. 06:54.000 --> 07:06.000 Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. 07:06.000 --> 07:12.000 I wonder, Noel, have you defended anyone in court yet? 07:12.000 --> 07:14.000 Yes, yes. 07:14.000 --> 07:20.000 Last week I defended a man because he sat down to dinner and his mother-in-law asked him to pass the knife. 07:20.000 --> 07:24.000 You had to defend a man just because he passed his mother-in-law a knife? 07:24.000 --> 07:26.000 He happened to pass it right through her. 07:26.000 --> 07:30.000 Through her? I see, well, how did your client make out? 07:30.000 --> 07:33.000 Pretty good. He got 60 days. 07:33.000 --> 07:37.000 Well, that's wonderful. Your client murdered and all he got was 60 days? 07:37.000 --> 07:39.000 Yeah. After that they hang him. 07:39.000 --> 07:41.000 Oh, they hang him. 07:41.000 --> 07:47.000 Tell me Noel, as a boy of 13 aren't you a little afraid to deal with such hardened criminals? 07:47.000 --> 07:50.000 No, not really. Not really, Mr. Morton. 07:50.000 --> 07:54.000 The other day I was standing in a prison yard and a three-time killer came towards me. 07:54.000 --> 08:00.000 His face was hard with hatred, there was blood in his eyes and in his hand he had a piece of broken glass. 08:00.000 --> 08:05.000 I saw him coming toward me, stood ground without fear and stopped him with one word. 08:05.000 --> 08:06.000 And what was that? 08:06.000 --> 08:09.000 Help. 08:09.000 --> 08:15.000 Noel, perhaps you can tell us a little more about legal procedure. For instance, when do you file your briefs? 08:15.000 --> 08:17.000 As soon as they come back from the laundry. 08:17.000 --> 08:21.000 No, no, no. 08:21.000 --> 08:24.000 Not those briefs. When do you file the briefs you use in court? 08:24.000 --> 08:27.000 Like I said, as soon as they come back from the laundry. 08:27.000 --> 08:29.000 Is that the only answer you'll give? 08:29.000 --> 08:31.000 Sure, it's the only pair I got. 08:31.000 --> 08:34.000 Oh. 08:34.000 --> 08:44.000 Well, Jerry, now that you've stood in for Noel Dabney, I suggest we both stand aside and listen to Jimmie Wellington. 08:44.000 --> 08:47.000 Thank you, Dean. 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Sound off for Chesterfields and do it today. 14:14.000 --> 14:20.000 Now ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to add a touch of feminine charm to the evening's festivities, 14:20.000 --> 14:24.000 which brings me to the happy task of introducing our lovely guest. 14:24.000 --> 14:30.000 She is one of Filmland's favorite actresses, a really fine talent, and a wonderful person. 14:30.000 --> 14:34.000 Let's say hello to Miss Claire Trevor. Ladies and gentlemen. 14:34.000 --> 14:43.000 Applause 14:43.000 --> 14:45.000 Hello everyone. Hi Dean. 14:45.000 --> 14:49.000 Well it's wonderful seeing you Claire. I've really been looking forward to your visit. 14:49.000 --> 14:51.000 Well thank you Dean. Tell me- 14:51.000 --> 14:53.000 Hey Dean, Dean, have you seen my- 14:53.000 --> 14:56.000 Good heavens Dean, you dyed your hair and got a tone in it. 14:56.000 --> 14:58.000 Laughter 14:58.000 --> 15:00.000 Well Jared, this is Claire. 15:00.000 --> 15:02.000 Oh you dyed your hair and got a Claire. 15:02.000 --> 15:03.000 Laughter 15:03.000 --> 15:13.000 Claire. I'd better explain. You see, before the show I picked a thread from Jerry's head and his brain became unraveled. That's all. 15:13.000 --> 15:14.000 So how did that happen? 15:14.000 --> 15:17.000 Well Jerry wasn't born like other people. He was knitted. 15:17.000 --> 15:21.000 Oh. Well it's too bad. His mother dropped so many stitches. 15:21.000 --> 15:22.000 Yeah. 15:22.000 --> 15:24.000 Laughter 15:24.000 --> 15:31.000 You listen here Dean Martin. I won't have you going around telling people I was knitted. It's an out and out lie and you know it. I wasn't knitted at all. 15:31.000 --> 15:32.000 Weren't you? 15:32.000 --> 15:34.000 No. I was cloche. 15:34.000 --> 15:36.000 Laughter 15:36.000 --> 15:40.000 Jerry, you're impossible. Claire, please allow me to apologize from a partner. 15:40.000 --> 15:45.000 Oh you don't have to apologize Dean. I think he's simply adorable. 15:45.000 --> 15:46.000 You like me? 15:46.000 --> 15:48.000 Laughter 15:48.000 --> 15:53.000 Jerry, you know I do. I think you're terribly attractive. 15:53.000 --> 15:55.000 Alright Martin. Wait in the car. 15:55.000 --> 16:01.000 Laughter 16:01.000 --> 16:04.000 Claire. Claire, don't tell me you go for this idiot. 16:04.000 --> 16:09.000 Yes I'm afraid I do Dean. He brings out my maternal instinct. 16:09.000 --> 16:13.000 Maternal instinct? I remind you of your mother? 16:13.000 --> 16:15.000 Laughter 16:15.000 --> 16:20.000 No no Jerry. Maternal instinct means that I'd like to mother you. 16:20.000 --> 16:23.000 Alrighty. But you'd better check with Dad. 16:23.000 --> 16:25.000 Laughter 16:25.000 --> 16:30.000 Jerry Lewis, a glamorous woman like Claire Trevor just said she goes for you. Can't you show a little respect? 16:30.000 --> 16:31.000 No. 16:31.000 --> 16:32.000 Why? 16:32.000 --> 16:35.000 How can I respect a woman who goes for something like me? 16:35.000 --> 16:37.000 Laughter 16:37.000 --> 16:41.000 Well you better show respect. Miss Trevor happens to be an important movie star. 16:41.000 --> 16:44.000 No kidding. Miss Trevor. Are you really in the movie? 16:44.000 --> 16:45.000 Well. 16:45.000 --> 16:47.000 Laughter 16:47.000 --> 16:49.000 Yes I had made a few pictures. 16:49.000 --> 16:51.000 I bet you know all those other movie stars. 16:51.000 --> 16:53.000 Yes I imagine I do. 16:53.000 --> 16:56.000 Hey is it true that Marilyn Maxwell is really Jack Benny's old car? 16:56.000 --> 17:02.000 Laughter 17:02.000 --> 17:03.000 Well. 17:03.000 --> 17:06.000 Is it true that Janet Lee really is Vivian Lee's brother? 17:06.000 --> 17:11.000 Oh stop it Jerry. How can Janet Lee possibly be Vivian's brother? Janet's a girl. 17:11.000 --> 17:14.000 Good heavens. Wait till I tell Tony Curtis. 17:14.000 --> 17:16.000 Laughter 17:16.000 --> 17:20.000 Dean you know something? I just found out what's wrong with this boy. 17:20.000 --> 17:21.000 What's that Claire? 17:21.000 --> 17:22.000 He's awake. 17:22.000 --> 17:23.000 Yes. 17:23.000 --> 17:25.000 Laughter 17:25.000 --> 17:31.000 Say before this party gets too far out of hand how about getting in training for tonight's little play? 17:31.000 --> 17:35.000 Training? Gee that sounds like a play about fighters. I love plays about fighters. 17:35.000 --> 17:42.000 Seriously I get a big kick out of Price fights. Why every time I hear that bell ring I always say come in. 17:42.000 --> 17:43.000 Laughter 17:43.000 --> 17:45.000 And who steps in but Jimmy Wallington? 17:45.000 --> 17:51.000 Ladies and gentlemen tonight our thoughtful stars take you behind the scenes of the most exciting sport of all time. 17:51.000 --> 17:53.000 The manly art of self defense. 17:53.000 --> 18:00.000 What is the fight game really like? Let us listen as Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis and Claire Trevor bring you that stirring drama of the squared circle. 18:00.000 --> 18:02.000 Bell 18:02.000 --> 18:05.000 A dressing room named perspire. 18:05.000 --> 18:08.000 Laughter 18:08.000 --> 18:15.000 Bell 18:15.000 --> 18:21.000 Laughter 18:21.000 --> 18:28.000 Our scene is a dingy little dressing room in a midtown fight arena. Here we find our hero, killer Leavage. 18:28.000 --> 18:37.000 80 pounds of whip cord and steel. It is just before the big fight that we find him testing his punching power on Billy, his sparring partner. 18:37.000 --> 18:50.000 Okay Billy you better brace yourself I'm gonna hit you with everything I got. Now take this and this and this. Last but not least take this. 18:50.000 --> 18:55.000 Gosh Billy did I hurt you? Sometimes I don't know my own strength. 18:55.000 --> 18:57.000 Forget it killer I'll be alright. 18:57.000 --> 18:59.000 Laughter 18:59.000 --> 19:03.000 Hey killer hey killer hurry up it's almost time for you to get in the ring. 19:03.000 --> 19:05.000 Sorry Rocky but I can't go in the ring. 19:05.000 --> 19:08.000 Yeah well as your manager I say you have to go in that ring. 19:08.000 --> 19:09.000 But I can't. 19:09.000 --> 19:10.000 What's the matter got no guts? 19:10.000 --> 19:11.000 No got no trunk. 19:11.000 --> 19:12.000 No trunk. 19:12.000 --> 19:14.000 Laughter 19:14.000 --> 19:21.000 Killer listen don't worry I brought you a pair of trunks see I bought them specially to match your eyes. 19:21.000 --> 19:23.000 Gee look Rocky bloodshot trunk. 19:23.000 --> 19:24.000 Yeah. 19:24.000 --> 19:25.000 Laughter 19:25.000 --> 19:27.000 What do you say Billy is everything all set? 19:27.000 --> 19:35.000 We can't lose Rocky the referee is my brother the timekeeper is my uncle killer has a horseshoe in each glove and the other guy promised to take a dive in the first round. 19:35.000 --> 19:36.000 Laughter 19:36.000 --> 19:38.000 Hey can I ask one question? 19:38.000 --> 19:39.000 Sure what is it? 19:39.000 --> 19:40.000 Is this fight fixed? 19:40.000 --> 19:42.000 Laughter 19:42.000 --> 19:44.000 Listen you if this fight was on the level you'd get murdered. 19:44.000 --> 19:52.000 Oh yeah well I happen to be a pretty tough fighter see don't forget I have a cauliflower ear. 19:52.000 --> 19:55.000 So what lots of fighters have a cauliflower ear. 19:55.000 --> 19:56.000 With hollandaise sauce? 19:56.000 --> 19:57.000 No. 19:57.000 --> 19:58.000 Laughter 19:58.000 --> 20:01.000 Killer don't be stubborn we're doing this to help you. 20:01.000 --> 20:03.000 I refuse to fight in a fixed match. 20:03.000 --> 20:07.000 Yeah you better try and convince him Billy I'll go see the champ. 20:07.000 --> 20:08.000 Locks 20:08.000 --> 20:16.000 Well killer we're all alone just you and me a boy and a girl. 20:16.000 --> 20:18.000 Can I ask you one question Billy? 20:18.000 --> 20:22.000 Anything which of us is which? 20:22.000 --> 20:29.000 Laughter 20:29.000 --> 20:33.000 Killer tell me something have you ever kissed a girl before? 20:33.000 --> 20:35.000 Gosh no have you? 20:35.000 --> 20:37.000 Laughter 20:37.000 --> 20:41.000 Well brace yourself junior you're about to be kissed. 20:41.000 --> 20:47.000 Okay first let me put down my boxing gloves there let's go. 20:47.000 --> 20:52.000 Kiss 20:52.000 --> 21:02.000 What a kiss I can't tell you how that kiss affected me I feel weak oh no I'm dizzy my body is swaying I can hardly stand. 21:02.000 --> 21:04.000 No wonder you're standing on my boxing glove. 21:04.000 --> 21:07.000 Laughter 21:07.000 --> 21:13.000 Okay killer I fixed everything the fight is on the up and up you better get in there and slug like mad good luck killer. 21:13.000 --> 21:14.000 I'll fight him. 21:14.000 --> 21:17.000 Laughter 21:17.000 --> 21:18.000 Well there he goes. 21:18.000 --> 21:21.000 Laughter 21:21.000 --> 21:22.000 Well here he comes. 21:22.000 --> 21:23.000 Laughter 21:23.000 --> 21:25.000 Killer you alright? 21:25.000 --> 21:27.000 I never felt better in my whole life. 21:27.000 --> 21:28.000 Laughter 21:28.000 --> 21:30.000 How did he nail me? 21:30.000 --> 21:41.000 Well he jabbed twice at your head dug a right into your midsection gave you an uppercut to the jaw a right and left to the nose three more jabs to the head and a roundhouse right to the jaw. 21:41.000 --> 21:44.000 That's just what I thought a lucky punch. 21:44.000 --> 21:52.000 Laughter 21:52.000 --> 21:59.000 Well as player Trevor Jerry and I retire to a neutral corner we leave further ringside announcements to Jimmy Wallington. 21:59.000 --> 22:00.000 Thank you Dean. 22:00.000 --> 22:10.000 Ladies and gentlemen no matter what you now take for headache relief we urge you to try Anison for the incredibly fast relief these tablets bring the next time you're suffering from a headache. 22:10.000 --> 22:14.000 Now the reason Anison is so wonderfully fast acting and effective is this. 22:14.000 --> 22:16.000 Anison is like a doctor's prescription. 22:16.000 --> 22:24.000 That is Anison contains not just one but a combination of medically proven active ingredients and easy to take tablet form. 22:24.000 --> 22:29.000 Thousands of people have received envelopes containing Anison tablets from their own dentist or physician. 22:29.000 --> 22:36.000 And in this way discovered the incredibly fast relief Anison brings from pains of headache, neuritis or neuralgia. 22:36.000 --> 22:41.000 So the next time a headache strikes take Anison for this wonderfully fast relief. 22:41.000 --> 22:45.000 Anison A N A C I N. 22:45.000 --> 22:50.000 Anison at any drug counter in handy boxes of 12 and 30. 22:50.000 --> 22:53.000 Economical family size bottles of 50 and 100. 22:53.000 --> 22:59.000 Music 22:59.000 --> 23:07.000 While a bunch of us were sitting around a table to doons and Palm Springs a few weeks ago the conversation started to send around old songs. 23:07.000 --> 23:14.000 Phil Harris, Mac Gray and I all mentioned our favorite oldies and then Ruby the owner came up with one that we all remember fondly. 23:14.000 --> 23:19.000 We reminisced about Bing Crosby's great rendition of that song and I fell in love with it all over again. 23:19.000 --> 23:21.000 I have a hunch you'll feel the same way when you hear it. 23:21.000 --> 23:22.000 Here we go. 23:22.000 --> 23:36.000 Music 23:36.000 --> 23:43.000 In dreams I kiss your hand madam 23:43.000 --> 23:50.000 Your ditty finger tail 23:50.000 --> 23:57.000 And while in slumberland the dance 23:57.000 --> 24:04.000 I'm begging for your lips 24:04.000 --> 24:11.000 I haven't any right madam 24:11.000 --> 24:18.000 To do the things I do 24:18.000 --> 24:25.000 Just when I hold you tight madam 24:25.000 --> 24:33.000 You vanish with the night madam 24:33.000 --> 24:40.000 In dreams I kiss your hand madam 24:40.000 --> 24:48.000 And pray my dreams come true 25:10.000 --> 25:16.000 Music 25:16.000 --> 25:23.000 I haven't any right madam 25:23.000 --> 25:30.000 To do the things I do 25:30.000 --> 25:38.000 Just when I hold you tight madam 25:38.000 --> 25:45.000 You vanish with the night madam 25:45.000 --> 25:53.000 In dreams I kiss your hand madam 25:53.000 --> 26:02.000 And pray my dreams come true 26:02.000 --> 26:14.000 Music 26:14.000 --> 26:17.000 In dreams I shake your hand madam 26:17.000 --> 26:20.000 No Jerry, no Jerry. It's in dreams I kiss your hand madam. 26:20.000 --> 26:24.000 Not with me buddy. The girls I dream about have warts. 26:24.000 --> 26:27.000 Look there. 26:27.000 --> 26:32.000 Hey Jerry, when you walk home tonight, will you do me just one little favor? 26:32.000 --> 26:33.000 Sure, what is it? 26:33.000 --> 26:39.000 Cross against the lights. 26:39.000 --> 26:43.000 Hey that was terrific. Cross against the lights. 26:43.000 --> 26:47.000 Hey Dick, did you hear what Dean said? And he's a singer and all that. 26:47.000 --> 26:50.000 You know, he's supposed to sing the songs and all that and help me with the jokes. 26:50.000 --> 26:52.000 But I make the jokes. I'm the comedian. 26:52.000 --> 26:56.000 And look the way he said a joke right now and everyone in the audience they laughed. 26:56.000 --> 27:00.000 Don't do it no more. 27:00.000 --> 27:02.000 Boys, what seems to be the trouble? 27:02.000 --> 27:05.000 Oh no trouble at all, Claire. Jerry's just acting up again. 27:05.000 --> 27:08.000 You know, I was really worried when I came on the show tonight. 27:08.000 --> 27:10.000 Really Claire, why? 27:10.000 --> 27:18.000 Well, most of my work has been dramatic acting and I thought if I appeared on a comedy program with two mad men it might be a little difficult. 27:18.000 --> 27:24.000 But my agent said it would be a real good idea and I listened to him and well he talked me into coming on the show. 27:24.000 --> 27:29.000 I really gave him a hard time but I'm going to call him up right after the show. 27:29.000 --> 27:30.000 Well what are you going to say to him? 27:30.000 --> 27:35.000 Don't do it no more. 27:35.000 --> 27:41.000 Honestly fellows, I've had a lot of fun being with you on your show tonight. Please ask me back again soon. 27:41.000 --> 27:43.000 We certainly shall. You were a great guest. 27:43.000 --> 27:45.000 Yeah and a wonderful sport and thanks a lot, Claire. 27:45.000 --> 27:47.000 Oh thank you boys. Good night everybody. 27:47.000 --> 27:59.000 Good night, Claire. 27:59.000 --> 28:05.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to give our heartfelt thanks to all of you who have sent contributions to the Muscular Dystrophy Association. 28:05.000 --> 28:10.000 And for those of you who haven't contributed as yet, please give this wonderful charity a little consideration. 28:10.000 --> 28:15.000 In this age of miracles it is a horrible thing to think that there is still a disease that is incurable. 28:15.000 --> 28:19.000 But no cure has been found for this dread disease that strikes young and old alike. 28:19.000 --> 28:25.000 Somewhere, somehow there must be a cure for muscular dystrophy and your contributions will help our wonderful scientists to find it. 28:25.000 --> 28:31.000 Please mail your contributions to MDA New York 8 New York. That's MDA New York 8 New York. Thank you. 28:31.000 --> 28:33.000 Well folks, until next week, this is Dean Martin. 28:33.000 --> 28:38.000 And Jerry Lewis reminding you that our current picture, Sailor Beware, can now be seen at your local theaters. 28:38.000 --> 28:39.000 Good night everybody. 28:39.000 --> 28:49.000 See you soon. 29:09.000 --> 29:16.000 Round off for Chesterfield, a cigarette that's much milder with an extraordinarily good taste and most important, no unpleasant aftertaste. 29:16.000 --> 29:24.000 And by Anderson for faster relief from pain of headache, neuritis and neuralgia. 29:24.000 --> 29:39.000 Hear Phil Harris and Alice Faye Sunday at 7 on NBC.