WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 Transcribed. 00:12.000 --> 00:16.000 Ladies and gentlemen, from Hollywood we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show. 00:16.000 --> 00:18.000 Applause. 00:46.000 --> 00:50.000 And now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our master of ceremonies, Dean Martin. 00:50.000 --> 00:52.000 Hello. 00:52.000 --> 00:54.000 Applause. 00:54.000 --> 00:56.000 How are you? 00:56.000 --> 00:58.000 Thank you. Thank you very much. 00:58.000 --> 01:00.000 Well, this is a pretty full week for Jerry and me. 01:00.000 --> 01:06.000 While we've been working on tonight's radio show, we've also been in rehearsal for our television show, which is this Sunday. 01:06.000 --> 01:08.000 Well, all of it is more than worthwhile. 01:08.000 --> 01:14.000 So let's get this segment underway with a touch of that ever-loving oldie, the object of my affection. 01:14.000 --> 01:29.000 The object of my affection can change my complexion from white to rosy red. 01:29.000 --> 01:47.000 Anytime she holds my hand, tells me that she's mine. There are many girls who can fill me, some who can fill me with dreams of happiness. 01:47.000 --> 01:55.000 But I know I'll never rest until she says she's mine. 01:55.000 --> 02:05.000 Well, I'm not afraid she'll leave me, cause she's not the kind who'll be unfair. 02:05.000 --> 02:14.000 But instead I trust her implicitly. She can go where she wants to go, do what she wants to do, I don't care. 02:14.000 --> 02:22.000 The object of my affection can change my complexion from white to rosy red. 02:22.000 --> 02:47.000 Anytime she holds my hand, tells me that she's mine. 02:47.000 --> 02:56.000 The object of my affection can change my complexion from white to rosy red. 02:56.000 --> 03:10.000 Anytime she holds my hand, tells me oh she's mine. 03:10.000 --> 03:18.000 Thank you. Thank you very much. 03:18.000 --> 03:24.000 And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to sort of... 03:24.000 --> 03:33.000 Hey Dean, Dean, did you hear the news? 03:33.000 --> 03:37.000 Easy, easy, take it easy boy, what's all the excitement? 03:37.000 --> 03:41.000 When you hear the news, the Navy is drafting midgets. 03:41.000 --> 03:44.000 The Navy is drafting midgets? 03:44.000 --> 03:52.000 Oh yeah, I just saw a big sign in one of the stores, come see the new 20 inch Admiral. 03:52.000 --> 03:57.000 Harry, that Admiral isn't a Navy man, it's a television set. 03:57.000 --> 04:01.000 Good heavens, no wonder he didn't return my salute. 04:01.000 --> 04:03.000 Ah, you're impossible. 04:03.000 --> 04:05.000 Oh yeah? 04:05.000 --> 04:10.000 Well I got things on my mind, this morning I went to the dentist and he said that three of my teeth needed work. 04:10.000 --> 04:13.000 Okay, so three of your teeth need work, and what's the problem? 04:13.000 --> 04:18.000 Who's got a job for three teeth? 04:18.000 --> 04:23.000 Jerry, look, I'll give your teeth a job myself, okay? I'll take them home with me tonight. 04:23.000 --> 04:24.000 Okay, but you won't like them. 04:24.000 --> 04:25.000 Why not? 04:25.000 --> 04:26.000 They're Perry Como fans. 04:26.000 --> 04:28.000 Ah, shut up. 04:28.000 --> 04:33.000 Ah, what's the use of trying? You'll never change Jerry, you'll always be the same old Jerry Lewis. 04:33.000 --> 04:36.000 Well that's better than what you're doing Dean Morton. 04:36.000 --> 04:38.000 Well what am I doing? 04:38.000 --> 04:47.000 You're traveling under an assumed nose. 04:47.000 --> 04:48.000 So now you want to insult me, huh? 04:48.000 --> 04:51.000 What is it with you Jerry? Are you an idiot? 04:51.000 --> 04:52.000 No. 04:52.000 --> 04:54.000 An imbecile? An income poop? 04:54.000 --> 04:58.000 No, but you're getting warm. 04:58.000 --> 05:00.000 Are you a dope blockhead? 05:00.000 --> 05:02.000 No, keep going. 05:02.000 --> 05:04.000 A dunce? 05:04.000 --> 05:05.000 No. 05:05.000 --> 05:07.000 Well what are you? 05:07.000 --> 05:08.000 I'm an idiot. 05:08.000 --> 05:09.000 An idiot. 05:09.000 --> 05:11.000 I already said that, you should have stopped me. 05:11.000 --> 05:15.000 I know, but how often do I get such attention? 05:15.000 --> 05:19.000 Jerry, enough of this foolishness. Now, who's our first guest? 05:19.000 --> 05:24.000 Well Dean, we were supposed to have that wrestling chap, beautiful Ben, for a return visit, but he couldn't make it. 05:24.000 --> 05:25.000 Oh well, what do we do? 05:25.000 --> 05:28.000 Well I'm not Ben, but I can be beautiful. 05:28.000 --> 05:32.000 Alrighty ladies and gentlemen, we have as our guest tonight one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. 05:32.000 --> 05:37.000 A big giant of a man, considered to be one of the most attractive wrestlers since Gorgeous George. 05:37.000 --> 05:39.000 And here he is now, Beautiful Ben. 05:39.000 --> 05:41.000 How are you, beautiful? 05:41.000 --> 05:43.000 I'm lovely. 05:43.000 --> 05:50.000 I'm lovely, I'm engaged, I use the radio. 05:50.000 --> 05:56.000 I don't mean to hurt your feelings beautiful, but I hear that some folks think you're not as attractive as Gorgeous George. 05:56.000 --> 05:59.000 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my whole life. 05:59.000 --> 06:07.000 Listen, this morning I woke up, I looked in the mirror, I said, mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? 06:07.000 --> 06:14.000 And the mirror said to me, you, beautiful. 06:14.000 --> 06:18.000 There's no fooling with that mirror, buddy. 06:18.000 --> 06:26.000 Well, I see what the mirror means, you do have nice features, you do, you do. 06:26.000 --> 06:29.000 Nice features. 06:29.000 --> 06:33.000 That happen to be exquisite. 06:33.000 --> 06:35.000 I'm beautiful. 06:35.000 --> 06:38.000 Careful with the mirror, buddy. 06:38.000 --> 06:40.000 Tell me Ben, what was your toughest match? 06:40.000 --> 06:44.000 It was at Buffalo, the spring of 29. 06:44.000 --> 06:49.000 I was wrestling a young fella named Ted Ton Timothy. 06:49.000 --> 06:51.000 By the way, you know what they called him for short? 06:51.000 --> 06:53.000 Ted Ton Tim? 06:53.000 --> 06:54.000 Oh, you were there? 06:54.000 --> 07:01.000 No. 07:01.000 --> 07:05.000 Well, anyhow, Tim won the first two falls, see. 07:05.000 --> 07:06.000 What? What did he want? 07:06.000 --> 07:09.000 Tim won the first two falls. 07:09.000 --> 07:11.000 Tim won the first two falls. 07:11.000 --> 07:15.000 Oh, that's it, good boy. 07:15.000 --> 07:18.000 I was just a little groggy, see. 07:18.000 --> 07:23.000 Boy, he had me a headlock, then got me in a flying budge and threw me to the bat. 07:23.000 --> 07:26.000 How did you get out of it? 07:26.000 --> 07:28.000 That's a pretty good question. 07:28.000 --> 07:36.000 All of a sudden I picked up two times Tim and swirled him in the air and slammed him to that bat. 07:36.000 --> 07:38.000 I see, you got your second win. 07:38.000 --> 07:40.000 No, I got the signal, the match was fixed. 07:40.000 --> 07:45.000 Oh, you can't mean that some matches aren't on the up enough. 07:45.000 --> 07:49.000 Oh, boy, you're a young one, aren't you? 07:49.000 --> 07:56.000 You know, Ben, with all the grueling business you go through in the ring, it's a wonder you manage to keep your senses. 07:56.000 --> 08:01.000 Tough to believe I could be so intelligent. 08:01.000 --> 08:03.000 Well, beautiful Ben, our time is up. 08:03.000 --> 08:05.000 Mmm, boy, it is up. 08:05.000 --> 08:08.000 It sure, it sure has been nice seeing you. 08:08.000 --> 08:13.000 Sure, it's always nice to see me. I'm lovely to look at. Nobody fools with that mirror, boy. 08:13.000 --> 08:15.000 I don't think so. 08:15.000 --> 08:27.000 Well, while Jerry wrestles with the mirror, let's turn over the business at hand to Jimmy Wallington. 08:27.000 --> 08:30.000 Thank you, Dean. 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You'll enjoy refreshing your breath when you chew Denteen. 09:19.000 --> 09:23.000 So for breathless moments, for your breathless moments. 09:23.000 --> 09:30.000 Chew Denteen, the gum with breath-taking flavor. 09:30.000 --> 09:44.000 You know, when a man has to sing three songs every week, the selection of songs can get to be quite a problem. 09:44.000 --> 09:52.000 The other night, I must have talked over a hundred tunes when my recording manager, Mac Gray, suddenly hit us with a little ditty that's climbing pretty high on our popularity polls. 09:52.000 --> 09:58.000 This may not mean a bonus to Mr. Gray, but I'm hoping you'll all enjoy Anytime. 09:58.000 --> 10:27.000 Anytime, you're feeling lonely. Anytime, you're feeling blue. Anytime, you feel downhearted. 10:27.000 --> 10:34.000 That'll prove your love for me is true. 10:34.000 --> 10:49.000 Any old time, you're thinking about me. That's the time I'm thinking about you. 10:49.000 --> 11:12.000 So anytime you say you want me back again, that's the time I come back home to you. 11:12.000 --> 11:39.000 That's the time I'll be thinking of you. 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Hi, Dean. 13:25.000 --> 13:27.000 Well, Anne, it's really a thrill to have you on the show tonight. 13:27.000 --> 13:34.000 Well, it's a pleasure to be here, Dean. Say, you know, I've heard a lot about your partner Jerry and I'm sort of anxious to meet him. Tell me. 13:34.000 --> 13:35.000 Yes? 13:35.000 --> 13:40.000 When does he shed his cocoon? 13:40.000 --> 13:42.000 Oh, Anne, don't tell me you believe all... 13:42.000 --> 13:45.000 Hey, Dean, Dean, did you see where... 13:45.000 --> 13:48.000 Good heavens, who's he? 13:48.000 --> 13:52.000 Who's he? Jerry, you know that isn't correct. 13:52.000 --> 13:56.000 Oh, I'm sorry. Who's him? 13:56.000 --> 14:04.000 I put on my prettiest dress, had my hair done, got my makeup on just right and this monkey on a stick calls me a he. 14:04.000 --> 14:11.000 I was only fooling. I knew you was a girl. I could tell by the way you walk. 14:11.000 --> 14:12.000 How? 14:12.000 --> 14:24.000 More bounce to the album. 14:24.000 --> 14:30.000 Ah, come on, Jerry. I don't know what to do, Anne. Every so often Jerry just gets on the wrong track. 14:30.000 --> 14:34.000 Don't do anything, Dean. Maybe a train will come along. 14:34.000 --> 14:39.000 Hey, how come you insult me like this and you're so nice to him? What's Dean got that I ain't got? 14:39.000 --> 14:41.000 Well, he has a heart. 14:41.000 --> 14:42.000 I have a heart. 14:42.000 --> 14:44.000 He has two arms. 14:44.000 --> 14:45.000 I have two arms. 14:45.000 --> 14:48.000 And he has a beautiful physique. 14:48.000 --> 14:51.000 I have two arms. 14:51.000 --> 14:53.000 Jerry, that'll teach you to compare yourself with me. 14:53.000 --> 14:55.000 Listen here, listen here. 14:55.000 --> 14:58.000 Where, where? 14:58.000 --> 15:04.000 Listen here, Dean Martin. Don't you lord it over me or I'll tell her that you have three gold wristwatches. 15:04.000 --> 15:06.000 Go ahead. Lots of people have three gold wristwatches. 15:06.000 --> 15:15.000 In Huck? 15:15.000 --> 15:20.000 Now you just wait a second, Jerry. You haven't even been introduced to our guest. 15:20.000 --> 15:23.000 Now before we go any farther, say hello to Anne Sheridan. 15:23.000 --> 15:29.000 Go on. Not Anne Sheridan, the movie star. 15:29.000 --> 15:32.000 Well, I have made a few pictures, Jerry. 15:32.000 --> 15:35.000 Say, I bet you know all them other celebrities. 15:35.000 --> 15:37.000 I guess I know a few. 15:37.000 --> 15:46.000 Tell me, is Walter Pigeon really a large bird? 15:46.000 --> 15:50.000 When they film The Life of Harry Truman, will William Bendix play the part? 15:50.000 --> 15:54.000 Oh, why don't you stop it, Jerry. You know very well that William Bendix can't play the piano. 15:54.000 --> 15:56.000 Oh, then he is going to play the part. 15:56.000 --> 16:04.000 Ah, shut up. 16:04.000 --> 16:08.000 Hey, say, why don't you fellas take your problems to one of those courts of human relations? 16:08.000 --> 16:11.000 Remember John J. Anthony? He could straighten you out a bit. 16:11.000 --> 16:13.000 Well, now there's a coincidence, Anne. 16:13.000 --> 16:16.000 We were planning to do one of those mediation scenes right here. 16:16.000 --> 16:19.000 Are you interested in human relations, Jerry? 16:19.000 --> 16:23.000 I don't know. I never had any. 16:23.000 --> 16:27.000 Well, supposing we take care of that right now. 16:27.000 --> 16:39.000 Let's hear it, because court is now in session. 16:39.000 --> 16:45.000 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to John J. Martin's Court of Severed Relations. 16:45.000 --> 16:51.000 In a few moments, you will hear real-life people present their real-life problems in their own real-life words. 16:51.000 --> 16:56.000 And now, here is our real-life mediator, Mr. John J. Martin. 16:56.000 --> 17:03.000 Good evening, friends. Before we hear our first case, I should like to give you our thought for the day. 17:03.000 --> 17:10.000 Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you become a great singing sensation. 17:10.000 --> 17:17.000 And now, James, our first case. Mr. Martin, this is Mrs. Lydia Fink. 17:17.000 --> 17:20.000 Well, how are you, Mrs. Fink? 17:20.000 --> 17:24.000 With a name like Fink, how would you be? 17:24.000 --> 17:30.000 Ah, this gentleman must be your husband, Max. Tell me, sir, does the name Max Fink upset you? 17:30.000 --> 17:35.000 Upset me? It makes me nauseous. 17:35.000 --> 17:37.000 Why don't you change your name? 17:37.000 --> 17:39.000 I already changed it once. 17:39.000 --> 17:40.000 How was it before? 17:40.000 --> 17:41.000 Sydney Fink. 17:41.000 --> 17:45.000 Sydney Fink. 17:45.000 --> 17:53.000 Tell me, Mrs. F. Tell me, Mrs. F., why are you here? What seems to be your problem? 17:53.000 --> 18:01.000 Well, I hate loath and detest my husband. I'd like to choke the life out of him, pull out his hair, gouge out his eyes, 18:01.000 --> 18:04.000 and cut him to pieces and throw him to the rattlesnakes. 18:04.000 --> 18:08.000 Isn't he adorable? 18:08.000 --> 18:11.000 What is it, Mrs. Fink? Why do you hate your husband so? 18:11.000 --> 18:15.000 Well, for one thing, he's always making me take needle showers. 18:15.000 --> 18:19.000 Yeah, that's not bad. I take needle showers myself. 18:19.000 --> 18:20.000 With real needles? 18:20.000 --> 18:26.000 Oh. Well, Mrs. Fink, you certainly have your hands full. 18:26.000 --> 18:30.000 Oh, that's not the half of it. He's also a chain smoker. 18:30.000 --> 18:32.000 Chain smoker? What's wrong with that? 18:32.000 --> 18:37.000 I get tired of tripping over them hot chains all day. 18:37.000 --> 18:41.000 Mr. Martin, I've had all I'm going to take from this here man. 18:41.000 --> 18:45.000 He's nothing but a no-good, lazy, miserable, two-timer. 18:45.000 --> 18:49.000 Oh, shut up! I'm fed up with you two, understand? Fed up! 18:49.000 --> 18:53.000 Mr. Fink. Mr. Fink! I want you to hold your tongue. 18:53.000 --> 18:54.000 I will not. 18:54.000 --> 18:55.000 Why not? 18:55.000 --> 19:04.000 My fingers get wet. 19:04.000 --> 19:09.000 Oh, Matt. Why must we fight like this? We used to be so happy. 19:09.000 --> 19:14.000 Remember that I wore my new white pumps, the organ did dress, and I wore my hair in a bun. 19:14.000 --> 19:16.000 So what? I didn't like your hair in a bun. 19:16.000 --> 19:17.000 Why? 19:17.000 --> 19:20.000 It lost up my hamburger. 19:20.000 --> 19:27.000 Mr. and Mrs. Fink, I've listened carefully to both sides of the problem, 19:27.000 --> 19:31.000 and it is my opinion that you should reconcile. Try again. 19:31.000 --> 19:34.000 Well, I'm willing to try again on one condition. 19:34.000 --> 19:37.000 For years now, a little old lady has been living with us. 19:37.000 --> 19:42.000 She meddles in my cooking, criticizes my cleaning, and tags along with us wherever we go. 19:42.000 --> 19:44.000 I can't stand it any longer. 19:44.000 --> 19:48.000 Please tell my husband that I'm tired of sharing a house with his mother. 19:48.000 --> 19:53.000 My mother? I thought she was your mother. 19:53.000 --> 19:56.000 Tell me, whom does this little old lady resemble? 19:56.000 --> 19:59.000 Well, it's kind of hard to say. 19:59.000 --> 20:05.000 She's five feet two, has a mole on her left cheek, parts her hair in the middle. 20:05.000 --> 20:08.000 Did you say she has a mole on her left cheek? 20:08.000 --> 20:09.000 Well, yes. 20:09.000 --> 20:12.000 Oh, good heavens, that's my mother! 20:12.000 --> 20:16.000 As Ann, Jerry, and I retire from the judges' chambers, 20:16.000 --> 20:20.000 we hand over the gavel to a real judge of the right things to do. 20:20.000 --> 20:21.000 Jimmy Wallington. 20:21.000 --> 20:22.000 Thank you, Dean. 20:22.000 --> 20:27.000 Ladies and gentlemen, if you would like to know a quick, easy way to ease the pain of a headache, 20:27.000 --> 20:29.000 neuritis, or neurotic disorder, 20:29.000 --> 20:32.000 we have a very simple solution. 20:32.000 --> 20:34.000 We have a very simple solution. 20:34.000 --> 20:36.000 We have a very simple solution. 20:36.000 --> 20:43.000 Ladies and gentlemen, if you would like to know a quick, easy way to ease the pain of a headache, neuritis, or neuralgia, 20:43.000 --> 20:45.000 then by all means try Anison. 20:45.000 --> 20:51.000 Your own dentist or physician may at one time or another have handed you an envelope containing Anison tablets. 20:51.000 --> 20:56.000 Then you already know how incredibly fast and effectively Anison brings relief. 20:56.000 --> 20:58.000 Anison is like a doctor's prescription. 20:58.000 --> 21:05.000 That is, Anison contains not just one, but a combination of medically proven active ingredients. 21:05.000 --> 21:08.000 For your own sake, try Anison. 21:08.000 --> 21:11.000 Anison is sold to you on this guarantee. 21:11.000 --> 21:15.000 If the first few tablets do not give you all the relief you want as fast as you want it, 21:15.000 --> 21:19.000 you may return the unused portion and your money will be refunded. 21:19.000 --> 21:22.000 You can get Anison tablets at any drug counter. 21:22.000 --> 21:36.000 Anison comes in handy boxes of 12 and 30 tablets and economical family-sized bottles of 50 and 100. 21:36.000 --> 21:41.000 Years ago, before singing songs and battling with Jerry was my source of bread and butter, 21:41.000 --> 21:46.000 I spent a dozen rugged months working in the steel mills of my hometown, Steubenville, Ohio. 21:46.000 --> 21:51.000 On that job, the only thing I looked forward to was the sound of the old lunch whistle 21:51.000 --> 21:57.000 when I could chase to the corner cafe, eat up a minor storm, and toss a mess of nickels into the jukebox. 21:57.000 --> 22:01.000 One day, a brand new record came in that really hit my fancy. 22:01.000 --> 22:06.000 In fact, after throwing in two dollars worth of nickels, I found myself returning to the mill one hour late. 22:06.000 --> 22:09.000 It was that afternoon that the mill and I parted company. 22:09.000 --> 22:13.000 Looking back at it now, I realize how much luck that song really brought me. 22:13.000 --> 22:16.000 Because one week later, I made up a mind to start singing professionally. 22:16.000 --> 22:21.000 So, in memory of that fateful day, let's try a bit of... 22:47.000 --> 22:55.000 Never in a million 22:55.000 --> 23:01.000 Could you ever be surpassed 23:01.000 --> 23:08.000 And darling, in a million June 23:08.000 --> 23:16.000 This love of ours will last 23:16.000 --> 23:22.000 There would be no world for me 23:22.000 --> 23:29.000 If ever we would part 23:29.000 --> 23:36.000 Where I go, your name will be 23:36.000 --> 23:42.000 Right on the tip of my heart 23:42.000 --> 23:49.000 For only once in every lifetime 23:49.000 --> 23:56.000 Someone just like you will appear 23:56.000 --> 24:02.000 Is there any greater glory, any greater thrill 24:02.000 --> 24:09.000 No, never in a million years 24:32.000 --> 24:39.000 Only once in every lifetime 24:39.000 --> 24:45.000 Someone just like you will appear 24:45.000 --> 24:52.000 Is there any greater glory, any greater thrill 24:52.000 --> 25:09.000 No, never in a million years 25:09.000 --> 25:11.000 Thank you. 25:39.000 --> 25:43.000 Well, I certainly did, Dean. But to make my pleasure more complete, 25:43.000 --> 25:47.000 what I'd love to do one of those three-part songs you always do so well, huh? 25:47.000 --> 25:49.000 Oh, you mean around? 25:49.000 --> 25:50.000 Well, around, yes. 25:50.000 --> 25:58.000 Well, okay, supposing we try Three Blind Mice. I'll start, then Anne, then Jerry. Okay? 25:58.000 --> 26:02.000 Three blind mice, three blind mice 26:02.000 --> 26:06.000 Three blind mice, three blind mice 26:06.000 --> 26:10.000 See how they run, see how they run 26:10.000 --> 26:13.000 They all run after the party, but I've got to say 26:13.000 --> 26:20.000 See how they run, oh, see how they run 26:20.000 --> 26:23.000 Was I going too fast for you? 26:23.000 --> 26:27.000 Anne, it was wonderful of you to drop over and see us. 26:27.000 --> 26:30.000 Yeah, and thanks a lot, Anne. Good night. Night, everybody. 26:30.000 --> 26:38.000 Good night, Anne. 26:38.000 --> 26:44.000 Well, ladies and gentlemen, that wraps up another session, 26:44.000 --> 26:47.000 and it also marks the end of our current series. 26:47.000 --> 26:50.000 That's right, Dean. Folks, this is our last show for this season, 26:50.000 --> 26:54.000 and we'd like to take this opportunity to thank our wonderful sponsors, NBC, 26:54.000 --> 26:58.000 the entire production staff, and everyone who worked so hard to help us entertain our listeners. 26:58.000 --> 27:02.000 Yes, and we'd like to give some special thanks to those same wonderful listeners. 27:02.000 --> 27:05.000 Right again, Dean, and folks, as a result of your very generous response, 27:05.000 --> 27:08.000 we have some news that makes us very, very proud and happy. 27:08.000 --> 27:12.000 Chesterfield Cigarettes have just told us that they want us back on radio next year, 27:12.000 --> 27:15.000 and they will be our sole sponsors. 27:15.000 --> 27:26.000 Applause 27:26.000 --> 27:30.000 Hey, Dean, we're sure going to be happy to work for Chesterfield Cigarettes, right? 27:30.000 --> 27:34.000 You said it, Jerry. Let's tell all the people why we'd like to work for Chesterfield. 27:34.000 --> 27:40.000 All righty. A. Always milder. B. Better tasting. C. Cash. 27:40.000 --> 27:43.000 Laughter 27:43.000 --> 27:46.000 We were just kidding, though, folks. We really are very, very proud 27:46.000 --> 27:49.000 that we've been chosen to work for Chesterfield's next season. They're wonderful. 27:49.000 --> 27:53.000 You said it, Jerry. Now, folks, until we can get together again next fall, this is Dean Martin. 27:53.000 --> 27:57.000 And Jerry Lewis reminded you not to forget the Muscular Dystrophy Association this summer. 27:57.000 --> 28:00.000 The fight to find a cure for this dread disease is an all-year battle. 28:00.000 --> 28:04.000 Your response thus far has been wonderful. Please don't let us down. 28:04.000 --> 28:07.000 Keep sending those contributions to MDA New York 8 New York. 28:07.000 --> 28:10.000 And remember, our new picture, Sailor Beware, can now be seen at your local theaters. 28:10.000 --> 28:14.000 We hope you'll go see it. So until next fall, stay well, have a wonderful summer. 28:14.000 --> 28:16.000 God bless you all. Good night. 28:16.000 --> 28:17.000 Good night, everybody. 28:17.000 --> 28:28.000 Applause 28:28.000 --> 28:32.000 Ladies and gentlemen, from Hollywood you've just heard transcribed to Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis show. 28:32.000 --> 28:35.000 Written by Ed Simmons and Norman Lear. Producer and directed by Dick Mack. 28:35.000 --> 28:37.000 With music under the direction of Dick Stabiel. 28:37.000 --> 28:40.000 And brought to you by Dentine, the gum with breathtaking flavor. 28:40.000 --> 28:44.000 By Bemis Pepsin, the gum that's great to chew and good for your digestion, too. 28:44.000 --> 28:47.000 By Chesterfield, the only cigarette that names all its ingredients. 28:47.000 --> 28:53.000 Sound off for Chesterfield, the cigarette that's much milder, with an extraordinarily good taste. 28:53.000 --> 28:58.000 And from the report of a well-known research organization, Chesterfield's leave no unpleasant aftertaste. 28:58.000 --> 29:02.000 And by Aniston, for pain of headache, ureitis and urialtis. 29:02.000 --> 29:07.000 And Sheridan is starring with John London Howard Duff in Steel Town, a Universal International picture. 29:07.000 --> 29:18.000 Applause 29:18.000 --> 29:20.000 The preceding was transcribed. 29:20.000 --> 29:37.000 This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company.