CITIES 35 other, are fed all day long on the diet of audible ugliness. And what shall we say when music itself degenerates into noise ? For what else but noise is the thing called jazz, added to the noises in the street and apparently inspired by them ? What are those melancholy " croonings " of the human voice, administered by the wireless in hotel lobbies, but Dante's orribile favelle, stirred up, like baboon's blood, into the witches* cauldron ? And here I am moved to chronicle a lapse from good manners committed by myself this very morning in consequence of the affliction aforesaid. .Perambulating the streets of the city, as my habit is, I am sometimes brought to a point where my sensuous organization ceases to function. Stunned by the hideous noises, hypnotized by the ceaseless rush of the cars and lost to all sense of my individual significance amid the swarming multitudes of my fellow-men, I walk on like one in a dream, a phantom among phantoms, and yet convinced when the dream breaks that I have been engaged in some wonderful experience, like one awakened from an anaesthetic. Thus it happened to me this morning. After a long walk in this deaf and blind condition I arrived, without noticing where I was, in the lobby of my hotel, Here I was suddenly assaulted by a noise viler than any of the streets, and to me so hateful that nothing short of sudden death would render me unconscious of it. It was a jazz band, punctuated