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Ta-da-da-da-dum, ta-da-da-da-dum.

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Oh, you dance divinely, Dick.

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Hold me closer.

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Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.

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Dum-de-dee-dum.

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Why, Margie, I'm leaving.

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Hey.

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Dum-de-dum, dum-de-dee-dum.

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What are you doing?

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I'm dancing with tears in my eyes,

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because the one in my arms isn't Dick Taylor.

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Oh, no, not another new boyfriend.

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The newest and the most.

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Well, you ought to be glad you're always complaining about Freddie Wilson.

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Oh, please, don't mention that name so soon after breakfast.

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Well, I suppose anybody would be an improvement.

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Tell me, what's this new dreamboat like?

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Oh, he's tall, athletic, and handsome.

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Curly eyelashes down to here.

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Six feet of the right answers to a maiden's prayer.

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Oh, sounds interesting.

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How long have you known him?

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Oh, I haven't met him yet.

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But I've seen him several times when the gang went dancing at the little club.

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That's his regular hangout.

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So that's why you've been spending your evenings and my money at that nightclub.

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So that you can flirt with some juvenile delinquent.

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I was not flirting.

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Just because I smiled and maybe got off a couple of fast winks

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is no reason to accuse me of flirting.

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Now, wait, Dad.

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I want to talk to you as a friend, not as a father.

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Now then, remember, you're not my father.

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As a masculine friend whose mentality I admire and whose advice I treasure,

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just how do I go about contacting a strange man?

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Have you tried radar?

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No, seriously, how can I meet him?

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I want the masculine point of view.

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That's very simple.

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Men have no respect for women who chase after them.

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No respect and plenty of suspicion.

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Oh, that's old-fashioned.

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Nowadays...

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Nowadays, men are still old-fashioned where the women are concerned.

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And I'm surprised any daughter of mine is the kind who chase after a nightclub playboy.

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Dick's not a playboy.

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He owns his own business.

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He's a private detective.

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What?

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Well, that does it.

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Margie, there are plenty of nice young men around without you chasing after some unknown private detective.

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I forbid you to see this man again.

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But, Dad...

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No buts.

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I forbid it.

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Do you hear?

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And that is final.

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Margie Hope?

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Unfortunately, she is.

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She's too old to send to a reform school.

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Hi, Margie.

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What you up to?

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My father's blood vessels are popping like bubble gum.

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He's forbidden me to see Dick Taylor again.

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You remember the one I told you about?

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Oh, yes.

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He's the Shamas.

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That's who done it talk for private eye.

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That's him.

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But how can I stop seeing a man I haven't even met?

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Well, there's your out right there.

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Technically, you've got to meet Dick Taylor before you can break off his acquaintance.

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So, you'll only be doing your father a favor by meeting him.

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Yes, but how?

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I can't shadow him until he runs across a mutual friend to introduce us.

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Dick's the private eye, not me.

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Margie, this is easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

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He's a private detective.

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So, why not hire him?

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Hire him?

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Sure.

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I'll disguise myself as an international jewel thief.

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You tell him I broke in here and cleaned out the joint.

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Whoa, take it easy.

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He'd never go for a wild one like that.

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But the idea's good.

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You can hire him, all right, but this is a one-woman job.

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I want to be in on this, Caper.

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I thought it up, didn't I?

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You did, and bless you, Mrs. Odette.

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Just you be satisfied playing Cupid instead of an international jewel thief.

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This Rogers deal is one you hadn't better mess up, Albright.

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His signature on the contract will mean a fortune for us.

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Hello?

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Yes, Margie's right here.

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Hello, Margie.

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Oh, yes, that'll be okay.

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I probably won't be home to dinner either.

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I got a big deal. I gotta rush now.

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Bye.

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Now, all you've got to do is meet the 10 o'clock train from Chicago tonight

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and get Rogers' signature before he goes on to Connecticut.

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Now, for heaven's sakes, be on time.

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Don't worry, Mr. Honeywell.

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I'll pick up the papers at my apartment tonight and go right to the station.

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Well, just to make sure, I'm gonna pick you up in my car and drive you to the station.

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And not a word to Margie, you understand?

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Don't want her mixed up in this.

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♪♪

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Oh, Gloria, when Mr. Pandit comes, will you show him in right away?

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I don't want to see anybody else until I tell you.

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He's sure a handsome man in that turban and beard and all.

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And so dignified.

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Well, you'd be dignified, too, if you were the representative of the Maharaja of Randburg.

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Gee, think of that.

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A real Maharaja for a client.

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You're a success, you know that?

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I've got to find the Maharaja's stolen emerald first.

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Then I can put in for my gold-plated badge.

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What's so important about one emerald?

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I'll bet he has jewels he hasn't even used yet.

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Not like the Star of Khyber.

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That's something special.

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He wears it on state occasions as a symbol of authority.

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It's gonna be a big political storm in his country if his people find out the Star of Khyber is missing.

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That's why someone stole it and brought it to America to dispose of it.

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That's why I've got to get it back.

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That emerald is really hot.

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You'll find it if anybody can.

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Thanks, Gloria.

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But I'm afraid that's not why you had Khanda Pandit contact me.

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I met the Maharaja during the war when I was with the OSS.

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Did him a couple of little favors, so...

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Anyway, I've got the job.

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Remember, I don't want to see anybody but Mr. Pandit, okay?

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Do you suppose that girl has anything to do with it?

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Until we find the Star of Khyber, everyone is a suspect.

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It must never be returned to our sworn enemy, the Maharaja.

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Pandit, quick.

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He must not see us.

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I'm sorry, but Mr. Taylor will see no one until further notice.

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But...

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He said no one, and that means you.

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Go right in, Mr. Pandit.

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Mr. Taylor is expecting you.

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I thought you said he wasn't seeing anyone.

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How does that turban character rate?

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Mr. Taylor is working on a case for the Maharaja of Rampur.

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Any more questions?

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Give my regards to the Maharaja.

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She knows something.

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She must be the go-between.

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Come.

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Hi, Maji.

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How did it go?

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Did you make the contact?

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Our private eye is still very private.

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Well, come on in and tell me what you hear from the mob.

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You heard?

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The girl has a gang working with her.

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Quick, we will search the apartment.

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Ah!

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What?

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Quick, where is it?

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Where is what?

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Who are you?

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You take the Khyber Star.

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I certainly do not.

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I take the New York Times.

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What's going on here?

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This is a fine way to get subscribers.

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Let me go.

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The girl, Maji, she take it, eh?

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She take the star.

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Ah!

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Help!

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Help!

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Find and get him quickly.

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Maji, surely you're not going to give up after just one try.

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That's not like you.

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I'm not giving anything up.

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I didn't even get started yet.

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That's funny.

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I thought, sure, I left that open.

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Maybe your father's home.

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Come on, girl.

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It's not hot near one's husband.

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Get on the ball.

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How can I?

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The only one who can even talk to the object of my affections is a Hindu character in a turban.

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Turban?

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I'd be ashamed to get outsmarted by some creep who wraps his brains up in a turban.

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But don't you see?

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Dick is busy on some deal for a Maharaja.

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Maji, I got a brainstorm.

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Look, if your Dickie Bird has a yen for Hindus,

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shake hands with the Maharani of Odette.

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Oh, now, Mrs. Odette, really?

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What's the matter?

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I got Indian blood.

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Of course, it's from Oklahoma instead of India.

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But who's going to give me a blood test?

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But you'd never get away with it.

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Oh, no?

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I'll disguise myself in one of those Hindu nightgowns,

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and honey, with a veil over my face, I can get away with murder.

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You know, this idea is screwy enough for me to have dreamed it up myself.

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Well, what do you say?

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As a mutual friend of the Maharaja, I can introduce you to your Dickie Bird.

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And Dad will be caught with his objections down, huh?

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Mrs. Odette, I'll buy it.

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And I'll also buy you a costume for our little masquerade.

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Come on.

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I must say this is a most unusual base of operations for a private investigator, Mr. Taylor.

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This is where I do my best thinking.

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Nothing stimulates me like pure nightclub air.

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Seriously, I brought you here so that you could be seen with me,

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for the benefit of whoever's trying to unload that emerald.

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Let us hope the enemy agents do not find you before you find the Star of Kaiba.

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They are desperate men and will go to any lengths to keep it from the Maharaja.

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The detective is clever.

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He's brought Pandy to a public place to make contact with the bearer of the Star of Kaiba.

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Look.

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Is he here?

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He's right over there and with a turban escort.

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Uh, the Maharaja would prefer that table.

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Well, a country woman of yours, eh, Pandy?

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Wonder who she is.

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Pretty girl with it, too.

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The old one.

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He must be one of the Maharaja's agents.

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Now the parts fit.

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Tonight we shall take possession of the Star of Kaiba as it changes hands before our eyes.

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I must apologize for this dreary establishment, Your Highness.

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However, it will provide a humorous contrast with the fabulous entertainment offered by your cousin, the Maharaja of Rampur.

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Ah, yes, my dear, dear cousin.

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Or as we girls around the Taj Mahal used to call him, the Mah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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You see, he was a bundle of laughs.

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She's a cousin of the Maharaja.

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The Maharaja has no cousins.

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He's the only son of an only son.

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The woman is an impostor, probably an enemy agent.

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I certainly envy you being related to such a fascinating man as the Maharaja.

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Maharaja.

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Of course, I'm only related by marriage.

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My first husband was just a plain old Raja.

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He lost his ma at an early age.

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Yes.

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Now, about the...

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I wish you could have been at the wedding ceremony when I married the Raja.

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Four Indian potentates gave the bride away.

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It took four of them to give you away?

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One to hold the ring, one to hold the rice, and two to hold the Raja.

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You're obviously doing this for our benefit.

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I think it's time we moved in and found out what's up.

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Why don't you introduce yourself to your Kancha woman?

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Permit me to introduce myself, your highness.

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I am Kanda Pandit, humble subject of the Maharaja of Rampur.

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Any Pandit of the Maharaja's is a Pandit of mine, to be sure.

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Won't you sit down?

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Won't your friend join us?

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How do you do?

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My name is Margie Albright, and this is a cousin of the Maharaja's.

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Won't you sit down?

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My name is Richard Taylor.

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I'm a private investigator.

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Your cousin is a client of mine.

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How too, too delightful.

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A private eyeball.

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Watch very closely.

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They may even transfer the jewel here.

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This is exciting, Mr. Taylor.

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You don't know how anxious I've been to meet you.

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That is, to meet a real-life private detective.

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And I'll bet you're a live one.

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I'm just an ordinary guy when you get to know me.

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That's an excellent idea.

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Mrs. I mean, Maharani.

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Yoo-hoo, Miss India.

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Don't you think it's past your bedtime?

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Oh, dear me, no.

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Besides, I can't get used to these strange American beds of yours.

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We Hindus can't sleep without our bed of spikes, can we?

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Well, I'll fix you up with some nice broken glass when I get home, dear.

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Now, don't you worry about me.

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You run along.

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But I don't want to go now.

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I want to be in on the payoff like you promised.

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I said it's time for beddy-bye.

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I'll take it from here.

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You can wait up for me if you like.

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The apartment door is open.

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Oh, very well, if you're going to be selfish about it.

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Call me sometime, Mr. Pandit, and we'll split a chicken curry.

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Good night, gentlemen.

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Follow her.

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I'm going to stay with the girl.

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I haven't figured her out yet.

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You wait here.

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I will follow the old one.

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She may be going to get the emerald now.

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Where's Mr. Pandit going?

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Not that I'm complaining.

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I thought I might as well get rid of my chaperone as long as you'd sent yours home.

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I thought we ought to be alone while you tell me why you wanted to meet me.

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Or that is, meet a private detective.

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Let's dance while we talk, shall we?

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The story I've got to tell you needs a romantic musical background.

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Marbury!

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Marbury!

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Where the devil are you?

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I'm here, Mr. Pandit.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here.

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I'm here, Mr. Pandit.

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What's the meaning of this?

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Don't you realize you've got a business appointment?

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Shut up.

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I wouldn't believe your story anyway.

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I suppose this is one of Margie's cute ideas.

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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to let a little thing like Margie tie you up and throw you in a closet.

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What are you, a man or a worm?

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Oh, it wasn't Margie. It was... it was a Hindu.

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Well, that's different. Yeah.

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A what?

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Uh, two Hindus. They... they grabbed me from behind.

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All right. Are you crazy?

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Don't answer that. It's a waste of time.

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Do you think I'm gonna believe a cock and bull story like that?

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Honestly, Mr. Honeywell, I swear, when I came home to get the papers,

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two giant Hindus attacked me.

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Huge, powerful fellas. That big!

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Say, if they were midgets, they'd still knock you out in the first round.

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I tell you, they were savages.

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They wore turbans with huge knives concealed in them.

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This big!

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Stop that! You look like a baggy-pants comedian.

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Now, you listen to me.

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We're supposed to meet Rogers at the station in exactly 15 minutes.

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Have you got the contract?

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Oh, yes, yes. Right here in my pocket.

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Oh, where's my belt?

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I've got to get a fresh necktie. I'll be right back.

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Yeah, I'll go down and meet Rogers at the station myself.

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And while you're dressing, wrap a turban around that hole in your head.

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Hi. How's Tariq Sahib?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Anybody home?

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All right, stay where you are.

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Who are you? Speak up. Who are you?

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That's a very good question.

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Guess who?

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Look out behind you.

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That's the guy who slugged me.

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Who slugged me?

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Mr. Albright, you slugged the wrong man.

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Don't tell me who made that cowardly attack on me.

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What are you doing in that outfit? Where's Margie?

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I'll bet she's in on this deal, whatever it is, isn't she?

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I tell you, you belted the wrong man.

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He's a friend of Margie's private detective.

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So, you admit that Margie's the reason for all this.

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I thought so.

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I'm going to stash this joker in the den and tie him up.

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And then I'm going to come back and settle with you.

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Don't worry, I got the right guy, all right.

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Correction, wrong turban.

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Make one move and your life is over.

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I started this Hindu paper, but you boys are sure giving it a whale of a good last act.

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Now, come on, what's the real lowdown?

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What's the truth? Really, Dick?

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All right, Mrs. Odets is waiting for me in my apartment.

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Take me home and she'll corroborate everything I've told you.

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Where is your apartment?

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In the Carlton Arms, 10A. Will you come?

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Just as soon as I've made a phone call.

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Excuse me.

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Yeah, Lieutenant, looks like the whole thing's going to blow tonight.

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I promised you I'd work with the police, didn't I?

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Now, listen, I want you to stake out an apartment, 10A in the Carlton Arms.

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Just give me time to get there with the girl.

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Yeah, 15 or 20 minutes.

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Right.

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I did not have time to search. A strange man joined the old lady, then pundit came.

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We must get the girl while the detective is gone. Come.

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Wait, my friend. We know where they are going, do we not?

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By the way, Margie, if there should happen to be a man with your Mrs. Odets,

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it'll be Mr. Martin.

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By the way, Margie, if there should happen to be a man with your Mrs. Odets,

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it'll be Mr. Pandit, not your father. I had him follow her.

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Fine thing. You certainly don't trust any woman, do you?

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Well, that's good. It'll weed out my competition.

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Hi, Dad. You home?

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Somebody's in there. Dad!

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Mr. Pandit!

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Looking for kicks. This is the place.

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Quick, get some water. There's a carrat in the den.

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Mr. Pandit!

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I'll get something to bathe your face.

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The old woman met an accomplice here. Before I could defend myself, he attacked me.

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Who was it?

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An Indian. One of the Maharaja's enemy agents.

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Then it must have been Margie's father.

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What a sucker I've been going along with that wild picture of hers.

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I'll get you some water. There's a carrat in here someplace.

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You'll feel better in a minute, Mrs. Odets. This'll perk you up.

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Dad!

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Dad!

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Yes, her father. He's the key to this whole thing.

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Here's where we wrap it all up.

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My belt. Where's my belt?

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Everything that's happened to me tonight, I've been beaten, bound, gagged, and generally fractured.

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It's all because of that old woman.

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Everything that's happened to me tonight, I've been beaten, bound, gagged, and generally fractured. It's all because of you.

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I'm going to get the police, and it's going to be just too bad for you.

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But Dad, wait!

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Wait? What for? To get clobbered again?

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This place is full of crazy people. Crazy people!

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There's your man. He's the one who attacked me.

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Don't shoot! I can explain everything.

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Oh, no! You hit Dad!

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You're darn right I hit him. Now cut out the clowning. What's your angle on the Star of Khyber?

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I don't know what you're talking about. All I know is I wanted to meet you, and now I'm sorry I ever got such a revolting idea.

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Never mind the cracks. Just make with the explanations, if you've got any.

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I think no explanations will be necessary.

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Drop your guns, Mr. Taylor.

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Now, where is the Star of Khyber?

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Well?

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I... I...

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I... I...

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I... I... I... I... I... I...

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The man on the floor. He's the leader of the gang. Search him.

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All right. Reach for the ceiling, everybody.

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You, too. You're all under arrest.

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Dick, you've been reading too many detective stories.

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We haven't done anything. We're not suspicious characters.

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Oh, no? Well, what do you call that?

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Put down that rubber hose, boys. I'll confess.

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I was a Hindu for the FBI.

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Boiled as a mackerel.

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Oh, please. You can't arrest me. I'm a respectable businessman. I'll be ruined.

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Oh, and it's all your fault. Why do you do these things to me?

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And don't ask me what things, because I don't know myself.

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So you're going to plead insanity, huh?

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But he's telling the truth. He is a respectable businessman.

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He's the vice president of Honeywell and Todd.

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Yes, and you can ask Mr. Honeywell.

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He'll be here any minute now, and he'll straighten everything out. He'll vouch for me.

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You just mention my name to Mr. Honeywell and see what he says about me.

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All right, Dickie boy. I'll take over now.

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Call one of the gang myself. I conked out when he's trying to crash the party.

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Oh, Mr. Honeywell.

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Look, Dad, I just got a letter from Dick in India.

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He's delivered the star of Khyber to the Maharaja and everything's hunky.

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Good. He finally located it, eh?

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Now I suppose he'll hurry back to you and my troubles will start all over again.

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No, he's going to stay in India for a while and hunt tigers.

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He says it's a lot safer than running around with...

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I can't make out this word.

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Well, that's my little Margie.

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