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The Alka Seltzer Show transcribed in Hollywood featuring radio's favorite singing stars Kurt

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Massey and Martha Tilton with the music of Country Washington.

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It's Alka Seltzer Time, Alka Seltzer Time.

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Morning, noon and night it's Alka Seltzer Time.

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I'm Kurt.

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I'm Martha.

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And here we go with the Alka Seltzer Show.

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I'd take a plane, fly to Spain, walk a mile in the rain just to be with you.

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I'd take a trip to a star any place near or far just to be with you.

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I'd swim the sea to China for a glimpse of your sweet charms.

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Cause any place is heaven darling when I'm in your arms.

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I'd be a fool, fight a duel, even go back to school just to be with you.

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I'll go to Rome, stay at home darling, I'll follow you.

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I'll set the date in the spring, go right out and buy the ring if you tell me to.

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Cause darling my heart and I live and die just to be, just to be with you.

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Ah, you've been tune shopping Kurt.

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Isn't that a new one in the repertoire of openers?

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Mm-hmm.

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I just took it out on approval Martha.

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Should I keep it or send it back?

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Oh, oh you keep it Kurt.

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That's good material.

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It'll last a long time.

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You know I went shopping too for a dancing dress to match this wonderful willowy waltz.

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My love, my love, who makes the robin sing.

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My love, my love, who brings the joy to spring.

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Who else but you my love, who makes my poor heart cry.

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My love, my love, whose eyes are stars on high.

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None else but you my love.

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As sweet as morning mist are the lips that heaven kissed.

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As endless as the sea is the love that he gave to me.

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And what have I to give my love, my love.

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As long as I shall live you'll always be my love, you'll always be my love.

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Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer.

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First aid.

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For indigestion.

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First aid.

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For headache too.

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First aid.

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When symptoms of a cold begin to bother you.

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Alka Seltzer, Alka Seltzer.

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What a great first aid Alka Seltzer is.

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For acid indigestion, headache and yes for fast relief from cold discomforts.

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At the first sign of a cold, at any time of a cold, take speedy Alka Seltzer for relief from the aches and pains, the feverish feeling of the headache.

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Alka Seltzer contains an effective pain reliever that's ready to go to work as soon as you drink a glass of Alka Seltzer.

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In fact, tests prove the system absorbs more of the pain reliever faster from Alka Seltzer.

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You'll like Alka Seltzer.

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It has a tangy effervescence and it's refreshing.

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Just let one or two tablets dissolve in water, let it fizz and there it is.

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And you'll like Alka Seltzer as a soothing effective gargle for a raw irritated throat caused by a cold.

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So remember at the first sign of a cold, make your first aid for fast relief, speedy Alka Seltzer.

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Get Alka Seltzer at any drugstore.

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Attention all boys and girls who want to grow up to be like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.

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Here's Uncle Kurt to tell you a few things you have to learn.

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You know, to make a cowboy out of a tenderfoot takes a lot of time and a lot of practice.

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Give a tenderfoot a horse and let him make a friend of him.

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Teach him not to be afraid or that'll be the end of him.

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Let him learn to work and sweat, to roll a cigarette, to ride the reins you bet he'll be a cowboy, yeah.

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A real cowboy.

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Well one thing's for sure, if you ever hope to be a cowboy or a cowgirl, you gotta ride tenderfoot ride.

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Tenderfoot ride tonight.

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See the old range riders, they're at your side tonight.

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They're fast company, so if you want to be a cowboy,

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then you gotta ride tenderfoot ride.

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Yes sir, you gotta learn to ride and rope and obey all the rules.

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Otherwise you'll just be a dude cowboy like this fella.

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This is the story of a dude dude cowboy who had a lot to learn.

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He came out from the city, a cowboy thought he'd be.

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He'd never seen a mountain and he'd never climbed a tree.

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He's just a dude cowboy, dude dude cowboy, he's got a lot to learn.

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He rode up in the mountains this evening for to see.

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We found him three weeks later hanging on a tree.

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He's just a dude cowboy, dude dude cowboy, he's got a lot to learn.

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He talks about his saddle and he brags about his vest.

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He thinks that he's the toughest man that ever hit the west.

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He's just a dude cowboy, dude dude cowboy, he's got a lot to learn.

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He went out to the roundup to help old Augusteer.

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He was dead to horns, they caught him and they punctured his career.

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He's just a dude cowboy, dude dude cowboy, he's got an awful lot to learn.

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Applause

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Well here it is Kurt, the fan mail winner, the most requested song this week.

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And incidentally one of your favorite solos.

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Try it Martha, a very wonderful song, Crying in the Chapel.

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You saw me crying in the chapel.

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The tears I shed were tears of joy.

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I know the meaning of contentment.

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Now I am happy with the Lord.

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Just a plain and simple chapel where humble people go to pray.

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I pray the Lord that I'll grow stronger as I live from day to day.

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I've searched and I've searched but I couldn't find no way on earth to gain peace of mind.

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Now I'm happy in the chapel where people are of one accord.

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We gather in the chapel just to sing and praise the Lord.

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Yes we gather in the chapel just to sing and praise the Lord.

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Applause

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Oh thanks Kurt, I know that pleased a lot of our listeners.

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Well we certainly hope so.

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Now Martha we better get a move on here or we're going to miss the train.

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All aboard the honeymoon express before night falls.

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Choo choo train, cha-cha-ging at the station.

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Choo choo train, conductor pull the cord.

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Choo choo train, you know our destination.

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Choo choo choo choo choo.

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All aboard, choo choo train, cha-cha-ging up at Jiminy.

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Engineer, go choo choo choo choo.

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Smokey smoke, puff puffing up the Jiminy.

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Choo choo choo, choo choo choo.

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We're en route, say Porter fix the room and Porter bring us ice.

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Porter get a broom, sweep out the shoes and rice.

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Hey Porter thanks a lot you've been so very nice.

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Porter tell you what, here's a quarter.

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Here's choo choo Porter.

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Choo choo train, please pardon us for hiding.

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Oh we'll explain in case you didn't guess.

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Choo choo train, it's heaven to be riding.

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Choo choo choo choo choo.

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Honeymoon express.

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Honeymoon express.

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Applause.

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Alka-Seltzer, Speedy Alka-Seltzer.

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Brisk fall days bring hearty appetite.

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Sometimes we're apt to eat a little more or a little more often.

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And sometimes we're just apt to get acid indigestion.

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That's when you want Alka-Seltzer for speedy relief.

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Alka-Seltzer reduces excess stomach acidity with instant alkalizing action.

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And thousands of effervescent bubbles in Alka-Seltzer give relief with gentle effervescent action.

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So remember for fast and gentle relief from acid indigestion, be wise.

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Alkalize with Alka-Seltzer.

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Alka-Seltzer, Speedy Alka-Seltzer.

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By enough for home and office too.

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Upset stomach can be brief, speedy brains.

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You fast really Alka-Seltzer.

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You know, Kurt, Saturday's Halloween. Are we going to have a party this year?

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Oh, sure thing, Martha. But since we don't have a show on Saturday, we'll just do our celebrating tomorrow.

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Good deal. You're all invited, friends. And the goblins will get you if you don't tune in.

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Same time.

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Same station.

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We'll sing the old song.

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We'll sing the new.

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We'll sing the bright songs.

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And maybe we'll sing the blues on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday too.

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For you.

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For you. For you.

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Do you sometimes feel too tired and let down to do all the things you want to do?

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Well, a vitamin shortage is one of the common causes of a tired out below par feeling.

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Don't risk vitamin shortage. Every day take one a day brand multiple vitamin tablets.

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Get all you normally need to take of all the vitamins proved necessary.

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Yes, maintain a safe vitamin margin with one a day brand multiple vitamin tablets.

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Remember, they come in easy to swallow tablets. And they now contain the red vitamin B12.

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So tell your druggist you want one a day brand multiple vitamin tablets.

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In the blue box with the big red one, that's the smart one to buy.

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Lesson tomorrow for the Alka Seltzer Show, starring Kurt Massey and Martha Tilton,

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with the music of Country Washburn and his orchestra.

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Today's program is transcribed in Hollywood and this is Fort Pearson speaking.

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Applause