Yes, the producers of Crazy Water Christoots present for your pleasure, Colonel.
Jack in short is Crazy Hillbilly.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Hello, everybody.
Let's go with some good old hoedown music under the double eagles.
Hello, everybody.
There goes one, there goes one.
That was all right.
How do you do, gentlemen?
Hello, Shorty.
How are you?
Hello, Colonel Jack.
How are you?
I came pretty near being late with this program today because I was outside the studio talking
to two grateful people who have been helped by Crazy Water Christoots.
The same happy story we get from thousands every day.
One of the most dangerous things about faulty elimination is that you don't realize how
it can pull you down.
You don't realize how serious and far-reaching its effects may be, and often are.
One great doctor says, faulty elimination is to be regarded as one of the most important
causes of arthritis.
And arthritis is just one of the serious disorders which this common trouble may bring on.
What's often the chief cause are the muscular aches and stiffness in joints, which most
of us know as rheumatism, the stabbing pains of neuritis, upset stomach and overtaxed
kidneys, and faulty elimination aggravates all diseases.
If you're already a victim of any of these disorders due to faulty elimination, don't
make the mistake of just treating symptoms.
Know that ease the pains if you can, of course, but get at that cause.
Cleanse your system of the clogged-up waste, so likely to be producing poison, so likely
to be the real cause of the whole thing.
Drink Crazy Mineral Water made from Crazy Water Christoots.
You'll find this a gentle, safe, but thorough way to overcome faulty elimination, to cleanse
your body inside and to keep it clean.
They do the work without irritation, without shock or harshness.
Crazy Water Crystals are the minerals taken by evaporation from natural Crazy Mineral
Water.
Since 1879, Crazy Mineral Water has been used literally by millions in the treatment of
a wide variety of disorders caused or aggravated by faulty elimination.
Now, Crazy Water Crystals bring the benefits of Crazy Mineral Water right into your own
home at a cost of only a few cents a gallon.
You just dissolve them in ordinary drinking water.
Try Crazy Water Crystals and see for yourself what they can do for you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Colonel Jack, and have a seat right over there while we go right ahead with the
program.
We're putting out a little number this time, and we've had lots of requests for it, a very
popular number, the Old Rugged Cross.
On a hill far away, to that old rugged cross, the embers are suffering and change.
And I love that old cross, where the dearest man lives.
For a world of lost citizens was slain, for a dear is the old rugged cross.
Till my crop is at last I lay down, I will cling to the old rugged cross,
And exchange it someday for a crown.
Till that old rugged cross, I will ever be true, Its shame and reproach gladly bear.
And it'll call me someday to my home far away, Where its glory forever I'll share.
For a dear is the old rugged cross, Till my crop is at last I lay down,
I will cling to the old rugged cross, And exchange it someday for a crown.
And that was the old rugged cross.
Well, I'll declare, look what we've got now.
Shadrow at the finer.
I'll take you home again, Kathleen.
Now there goes Shad.
Shad.
And that was I'll take you home again, Kathleen.
Shadrow at the finer.
Here comes Rohide with a great big smile, Right up here ready to sing.
The Blue Ridge Mountain Blues.
When I was young and in my prime, I left my home in Caroline, Now all I do is sit in time, For all the folks I left behind.
I've got the Blue Ridge Mountain Blues, And I'll stand right here to sing.
Well, my grip's packed to travel, And I'm scratching gravel, On that Blue Ridge far away.
I see two heads of snowing white, I see a window with a light, I seem to hear those folks recite,
Where is my wandering boy tonight? I've got those Blue Ridge Mountain Blues, Where the southern pine trees sway.
Well, my heart grows fonder for those folks out there, In that Blue Ridge far away.
I know the day that I recur, There'll be a shindig in the barn, People from miles around will form, There'll be some business in the barn.
I've got those Blue Ridge Mountain Blues, And I'll stand right here to sing.
Well, my grip's packed to travel, And I'm scratching gravel, On that Blue Ridge far away.
Oh, the lady, hey, leo lady, brrrr, Oh, the lady, hey, leo lady, leo lady, oh, leo lady, hey, leo lady, ooh.
Yes, sir, here we've got just a little bit more time, and Colonel Jack's over at Paton's Foot.
I know what that means, he wants a good old hoedown, so let her go, boys, on the record number nine.
As a first step in treating nearly every disease, physicians have always searched for a safe, gentle, and thorough way to cleanse the system.
For 54 years, crazy mineral water has been known to thousands as a safe, natural eliminant.
It washes the system clean with nature's own cleanser, and that's water.
It carries away those poisons that may have accumulated, yet it acts pleasantly, without irritation or distress.
Now, through crazy water crystals, you can have crazy mineral water in your own home, no matter where you live, at a cost of only a few cents a gallon.
Just do what millions of other sensible people throughout America are doing today.
Add crazy water crystals to your regular drinking water.
Won't you smile? That won't hurt you.