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Yes, the producers of Crazy Water Christoots present for your pleasure, Colonel.

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Jack in short is Crazy Hillbilly.

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Yes, sir, yes, sir.

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Hello, everybody.

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Let's go with some good old hoedown music under the double eagles.

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Hello, everybody.

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There goes one, there goes one.

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There goes one, there goes one.

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There goes one, there goes one.

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That was all right.

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How do you do, gentlemen?

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Hello, Shorty.

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How are you?

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Hello, Colonel Jack.

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How are you?

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I came pretty near being late with this program today because I was outside the studio talking

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to two grateful people who have been helped by Crazy Water Christoots.

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The same happy story we get from thousands every day.

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One of the most dangerous things about faulty elimination is that you don't realize how

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it can pull you down.

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You don't realize how serious and far-reaching its effects may be, and often are.

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One great doctor says, faulty elimination is to be regarded as one of the most important

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causes of arthritis.

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And arthritis is just one of the serious disorders which this common trouble may bring on.

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What's often the chief cause are the muscular aches and stiffness in joints, which most

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of us know as rheumatism, the stabbing pains of neuritis, upset stomach and overtaxed

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kidneys, and faulty elimination aggravates all diseases.

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If you're already a victim of any of these disorders due to faulty elimination, don't

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make the mistake of just treating symptoms.

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Know that ease the pains if you can, of course, but get at that cause.

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Cleanse your system of the clogged-up waste, so likely to be producing poison, so likely

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to be the real cause of the whole thing.

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Drink Crazy Mineral Water made from Crazy Water Christoots.

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You'll find this a gentle, safe, but thorough way to overcome faulty elimination, to cleanse

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your body inside and to keep it clean.

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They do the work without irritation, without shock or harshness.

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Crazy Water Crystals are the minerals taken by evaporation from natural Crazy Mineral

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Water.

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Since 1879, Crazy Mineral Water has been used literally by millions in the treatment of

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a wide variety of disorders caused or aggravated by faulty elimination.

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Now, Crazy Water Crystals bring the benefits of Crazy Mineral Water right into your own

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home at a cost of only a few cents a gallon.

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You just dissolve them in ordinary drinking water.

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Try Crazy Water Crystals and see for yourself what they can do for you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, Colonel Jack, and have a seat right over there while we go right ahead with the

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program.

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We're putting out a little number this time, and we've had lots of requests for it, a very

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popular number, the Old Rugged Cross.

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On a hill far away, to that old rugged cross, the embers are suffering and change.

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And I love that old cross, where the dearest man lives.

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For a world of lost citizens was slain, for a dear is the old rugged cross.

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Till my crop is at last I lay down, I will cling to the old rugged cross,

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And exchange it someday for a crown.

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Till that old rugged cross, I will ever be true, Its shame and reproach gladly bear.

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And it'll call me someday to my home far away, Where its glory forever I'll share.

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For a dear is the old rugged cross, Till my crop is at last I lay down,

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I will cling to the old rugged cross, And exchange it someday for a crown.

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And that was the old rugged cross.

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Well, I'll declare, look what we've got now.

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Shadrow at the finer.

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I'll take you home again, Kathleen.

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Now there goes Shad.

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Shad.

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And that was I'll take you home again, Kathleen.

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Shadrow at the finer.

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Here comes Rohide with a great big smile, Right up here ready to sing.

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The Blue Ridge Mountain Blues.

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When I was young and in my prime, I left my home in Caroline, Now all I do is sit in time, For all the folks I left behind.

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I've got the Blue Ridge Mountain Blues, And I'll stand right here to sing.

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Well, my grip's packed to travel, And I'm scratching gravel, On that Blue Ridge far away.

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I see two heads of snowing white, I see a window with a light, I seem to hear those folks recite,

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Where is my wandering boy tonight? I've got those Blue Ridge Mountain Blues, Where the southern pine trees sway.

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Well, my heart grows fonder for those folks out there, In that Blue Ridge far away.

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I know the day that I recur, There'll be a shindig in the barn, People from miles around will form, There'll be some business in the barn.

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I've got those Blue Ridge Mountain Blues, And I'll stand right here to sing.

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Well, my grip's packed to travel, And I'm scratching gravel, On that Blue Ridge far away.

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Oh, the lady, hey, leo lady, brrrr, Oh, the lady, hey, leo lady, leo lady, oh, leo lady, hey, leo lady, ooh.

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Yes, sir, here we've got just a little bit more time, and Colonel Jack's over at Paton's Foot.

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I know what that means, he wants a good old hoedown, so let her go, boys, on the record number nine.

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As a first step in treating nearly every disease, physicians have always searched for a safe, gentle, and thorough way to cleanse the system.

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For 54 years, crazy mineral water has been known to thousands as a safe, natural eliminant.

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It washes the system clean with nature's own cleanser, and that's water.

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It carries away those poisons that may have accumulated, yet it acts pleasantly, without irritation or distress.

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Now, through crazy water crystals, you can have crazy mineral water in your own home, no matter where you live, at a cost of only a few cents a gallon.

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Just do what millions of other sensible people throughout America are doing today.

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Add crazy water crystals to your regular drinking water.

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Won't you smile? That won't hurt you.