ΒΆ God made water, dream will never fall Be a hot night in the old town tonight That means of course that the producers of Crazy Water Crystals are just beginning another program with Colonel Jack and Shorty's Crazy Hillbillies. Yes sir and hello everybody hello and here we go, ballin' cabbage down. Baby Yeah! Right, I got it now. Oh, do like the thing, but I got it now. Let it go, boy. Let it go now. Get some turn jacks on the one at the end. Get some turn jacks. Get some turn jacks. Get some turn jacks. Yes, sir, I was balling those cabbages down. All right, let's go right on in and have some more music. My Carolina home. Yeah. Oh, Oh, Oh, Way down there in Carolina, Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, Your smile is like a beacon light to me, dear. You've got my footsteps on my way. And if Miss Barton overtakes me, And the sky is gray above, Your sunny smile breaks through the shadow, And tells of your unchanging love. I'm always dreaming, dreaming of you. Both night and day, I'll hope and pray, My dreams will all come true. Life is not worthwhile without your sunny smile. Oh, it's telling me that you love me, too. Your la-lay-oh-lee-oh-lay-ee. Your la-lay-oh-lee-oh-lay-ee. Your la-lay-oh-lee-oh-lay-ee. Your la-lay-oh-lee-oh-lay-ee. And that's I'll always be dreaming of you. All right, on with the music, and let's have a good old hoedown. Some gentlemen rocking my sugar lump. Let her go. Come on, Ed. Crazy water crystals were blended by nature. Man had nothing at all to do with it, Except to take crazy water crystals by evaporation From the natural crazy mineral water and ship them on to you. And the action of crazy water crystals is natural, Gentle, but thorough, without discomfort or distress. They help to cleanse your system, To wash out clogged up waste matter and impurities, Which are so likely to produce poisons, fever, and disease. If you are troubled by some rheumatic disorder, Arthritis, neuritis, upset stomach, overtaxed kidneys, Or any ailment caused or aggravated by a fault elimination, Drink crazy mineral water. All you have to do is to add crazy water crystals To your regular drinking water and drink. Won't you smile for shorty?