Let the
fall or dream will never fall, it'll be a hot time when it all drowns tonight.
Yes, the producers of Crazy Water Crystals present for your pleasure, Colonel Jack and
Shorty's Crazy Hillbillies.
And hello everybody, and here comes a good old square dance tune, the Hog Troll Frio.
Take a walk, boy.
Come on, on, on.
Come on, Jack.
Come on.
Come on, sir.
All right, Shorty, if you'll just hold that next musical number for a minute.
I have a few things I'd like to say.
For one question that's often asked the producers of Crazy Water Crystals is this.
Is crazy mineral water just a laxative?
Listen to the words of Dr. Gilbert A. Bannetine, honorary physician to the Royal United and
the Royal Mineral Water Hospitals at Bath, England.
Just listen, to explain scientifically how mineral waters produce such great and good
effects is difficult.
They act to a certain extent by the effect of their constituents, which are rapidly absorbed
from the intestinal canal on many of the glands such as the pancreas, the liver, kidneys,
and so forth as solvents of various elements found in the body, blushing and washing out
the fat material as antifarmative agents, and by stimulating the heart's action, they
have a decided effect on tissue changes.
That's a mighty long and a technical description, isn't it?
But it will give you some idea of what a really great doctor who has spent a lifetime using
mineral waters in his practice knows about what a mineral water can do to the human body.
This doctor knows what he's talking about.
For more than 54 years, thousands of Americans sick and near sick from coast to coast have
made the journey to the crazy well to drink America's great natural mineral water.
They've come suffering with some painful disease such as arthritis and other similar aches
called rheumatism, with neuritis, with the disturbances of the stomach, with upset and
overburdened kidneys, with a wide variety of other disorders just as serious and just
as painful.
How mineral waters act to relieve such disorders is still something of a mystery, but this
is such a simple thing to understand.
Faulty elimination may produce such disorders.
It always aggravates you.
Crazy mineral water is, among other things, a splendid natural eliminative.
Gently but safely, surely, thoroughly, it washes stored up waste and impurities out
of the body, so if your stomach is upset, constant back aches or muscular aches are
warning you that something has gone wrong inside.
If you lose sleep, you're extremely nervous and upset.
If you even suspect that your body is holding waste matters and poisons, try crazy mineral
water.
Simply dissolve crazy water crystals in ordinary drinking water, then drink and drink plenty.
Cleanse yourself completely.
Keep yourself free of waste matter and the poisons it often causes.
Then see what nature can do for you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Colonel Jack, and just thank you a whole lot.
And on with the program, and this time we have a very dear little number, it's a picture
on the wall sung by Sue, Rawhide, and Shorty.
There's a dear old faded picture on the wall
And it's hung there for many a many a year
And the rake that's in its face that no other can take its place
Oh that dear old mother of mine on the wall
On the wall, on the wall, on the wall
Oh how I love that dear old picture on the wall
I miss quickly passing by as I hang my head and cry
Oh I know I'll meet my mother and grow
Now the children they have scattered on and on
And I have a little family of my own
And I know I love them well but no human son can tell
How I love that dear old picture on the wall
On the wall, on the wall, on the wall
Oh how I love that dear old picture on the wall
I miss quickly passing by as I hang my head and cry
Oh I know I'll meet my mother and grow
Since I lost that dear old mother long ago
To no other with my sorrow I can go
As my banjo makes its chord I am praying to the Lord
That he'll hold that dear old picture on the wall
On the wall, on the wall, on the wall
Oh how I love that dear old picture on the wall
I miss quickly passing by as I hang my head and cry
Oh I know I'll meet my mother and grow
That was the picture on the wall, the dear little number
Shad's been running around here and he keeps on calling me sweetheart
Oh that's the number the tune he's gonna play, let me call you sweetheart, let her go Shad
Shad
Let me call you sweetheart, we just played Bachadro
And here's Rawhide coming up here all puckered up ready to sing
Patty Malone's, let her go
Patty lived around Irish town, everything was going down
Patty hadn't already cash to spend at all
I will tell a tale so strange, Pat's insurance was so great
Patty hadn't already cash to spend at all
Then Pat is white, she said, to hear Pat a few was dead
That would be ten thousand dollars I could get
Pat laid down and he tried to make out life that he had died
Until he smelled that whiskey or the waste
Then old Pat Malone forgot he was dead
He raised up on his bunk, of course he said
By the corpse of being in it, now before you begin it
You'll have to make me drunk to keep me dead
Then the broad corpses stuck and these drinks filled him up
And they stretched him out up on his bunk again
The next morning, by the way, everybody felt so gay
They had Scott's old Pat head played off dead
Then they taken him from his bunk, he wasn't dead but awfully drunk
And they played him in his coffin with a prayer
But the driver to the car said, right now before we start
I'll have to see that someone pays a fair
Then old Pat Malone forgot he was dead
He raised up in his coffin and he said
You need to dirt out my credit, you'll be sorry that you said it
So drive on to the car and break your head
Then the hack started out down the road, cemetery route
Quickly sent to the cemetery, they were bound
But when those plots began to drop, back ticked off, cough and cough
And to the earth he quickly did ascent
Oh, it's a lucky thing, this thunder Pat comes far enough going under
Come fair and you'll lay an old Pat down in his grave
And that's the story of Pat Malone
Now we have time here for just a little bit of a number and it's the General Enpoca so let her go boys
Do you feel tired and sluggish? Are your nights sleepless?
Do you have dull, depressing headaches? Is your tongue coated?
Do you wake up with that old bad taste in your mouth?
Then nature is giving you warning signals
Warning you that if you don't do something about it, you may be in for serious trouble
Such serious afflictions as rheumatism, arthritis, neuritis, extreme nervousness
Troublesome stomach conditions and overtaxed kidneys
These are often caused and always aggravated by fault elimination
If you're suffering from any of these disorders today
Take an easy, simple way to relieve what may be their very cause
Crazy water crystals will help you do this
They get at the source of your trouble, the very cause itself
They cleanse the digestive tract safely and thoroughly
Crazy water crystals are simple and easy to use
Just add them to your ordinary drinking water and drink
And keep smiling