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Let the

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fall or dream will never fall, it'll be a hot time when it all drowns tonight.

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Yes, the producers of Crazy Water Crystals present for your pleasure, Colonel Jack and

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Shorty's Crazy Hillbillies.

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And hello everybody, and here comes a good old square dance tune, the Hog Troll Frio.

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Take a walk, boy.

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Come on, on, on.

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Come on, Jack.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Come on, sir.

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All right, Shorty, if you'll just hold that next musical number for a minute.

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I have a few things I'd like to say.

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For one question that's often asked the producers of Crazy Water Crystals is this.

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Is crazy mineral water just a laxative?

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Listen to the words of Dr. Gilbert A. Bannetine, honorary physician to the Royal United and

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the Royal Mineral Water Hospitals at Bath, England.

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Just listen, to explain scientifically how mineral waters produce such great and good

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effects is difficult.

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They act to a certain extent by the effect of their constituents, which are rapidly absorbed

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from the intestinal canal on many of the glands such as the pancreas, the liver, kidneys,

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and so forth as solvents of various elements found in the body, blushing and washing out

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the fat material as antifarmative agents, and by stimulating the heart's action, they

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have a decided effect on tissue changes.

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That's a mighty long and a technical description, isn't it?

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But it will give you some idea of what a really great doctor who has spent a lifetime using

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mineral waters in his practice knows about what a mineral water can do to the human body.

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This doctor knows what he's talking about.

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For more than 54 years, thousands of Americans sick and near sick from coast to coast have

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made the journey to the crazy well to drink America's great natural mineral water.

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They've come suffering with some painful disease such as arthritis and other similar aches

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called rheumatism, with neuritis, with the disturbances of the stomach, with upset and

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overburdened kidneys, with a wide variety of other disorders just as serious and just

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as painful.

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How mineral waters act to relieve such disorders is still something of a mystery, but this

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is such a simple thing to understand.

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Faulty elimination may produce such disorders.

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It always aggravates you.

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Crazy mineral water is, among other things, a splendid natural eliminative.

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Gently but safely, surely, thoroughly, it washes stored up waste and impurities out

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of the body, so if your stomach is upset, constant back aches or muscular aches are

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warning you that something has gone wrong inside.

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If you lose sleep, you're extremely nervous and upset.

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If you even suspect that your body is holding waste matters and poisons, try crazy mineral

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water.

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Simply dissolve crazy water crystals in ordinary drinking water, then drink and drink plenty.

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Cleanse yourself completely.

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Keep yourself free of waste matter and the poisons it often causes.

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Then see what nature can do for you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, Colonel Jack, and just thank you a whole lot.

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And on with the program, and this time we have a very dear little number, it's a picture

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on the wall sung by Sue, Rawhide, and Shorty.

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There's a dear old faded picture on the wall

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And it's hung there for many a many a year

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And the rake that's in its face that no other can take its place

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Oh that dear old mother of mine on the wall

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On the wall, on the wall, on the wall

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Oh how I love that dear old picture on the wall

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I miss quickly passing by as I hang my head and cry

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Oh I know I'll meet my mother and grow

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Now the children they have scattered on and on

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And I have a little family of my own

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And I know I love them well but no human son can tell

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How I love that dear old picture on the wall

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On the wall, on the wall, on the wall

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Oh how I love that dear old picture on the wall

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I miss quickly passing by as I hang my head and cry

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Oh I know I'll meet my mother and grow

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Since I lost that dear old mother long ago

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To no other with my sorrow I can go

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As my banjo makes its chord I am praying to the Lord

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That he'll hold that dear old picture on the wall

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On the wall, on the wall, on the wall

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Oh how I love that dear old picture on the wall

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I miss quickly passing by as I hang my head and cry

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Oh I know I'll meet my mother and grow

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That was the picture on the wall, the dear little number

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Shad's been running around here and he keeps on calling me sweetheart

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Oh that's the number the tune he's gonna play, let me call you sweetheart, let her go Shad

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Shad

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Shad

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Let me call you sweetheart, we just played Bachadro

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And here's Rawhide coming up here all puckered up ready to sing

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Patty Malone's, let her go

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Patty lived around Irish town, everything was going down

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Patty hadn't already cash to spend at all

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I will tell a tale so strange, Pat's insurance was so great

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Patty hadn't already cash to spend at all

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Then Pat is white, she said, to hear Pat a few was dead

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That would be ten thousand dollars I could get

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Pat laid down and he tried to make out life that he had died

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Until he smelled that whiskey or the waste

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Then old Pat Malone forgot he was dead

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He raised up on his bunk, of course he said

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By the corpse of being in it, now before you begin it

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You'll have to make me drunk to keep me dead

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Then the broad corpses stuck and these drinks filled him up

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And they stretched him out up on his bunk again

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The next morning, by the way, everybody felt so gay

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They had Scott's old Pat head played off dead

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Then they taken him from his bunk, he wasn't dead but awfully drunk

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And they played him in his coffin with a prayer

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But the driver to the car said, right now before we start

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I'll have to see that someone pays a fair

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Then old Pat Malone forgot he was dead

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He raised up in his coffin and he said

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You need to dirt out my credit, you'll be sorry that you said it

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So drive on to the car and break your head

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Then the hack started out down the road, cemetery route

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Quickly sent to the cemetery, they were bound

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But when those plots began to drop, back ticked off, cough and cough

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And to the earth he quickly did ascent

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Oh, it's a lucky thing, this thunder Pat comes far enough going under

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Come fair and you'll lay an old Pat down in his grave

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And that's the story of Pat Malone

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Now we have time here for just a little bit of a number and it's the General Enpoca so let her go boys

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Do you feel tired and sluggish? Are your nights sleepless?

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Do you have dull, depressing headaches? Is your tongue coated?

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Do you wake up with that old bad taste in your mouth?

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Then nature is giving you warning signals

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Warning you that if you don't do something about it, you may be in for serious trouble

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Such serious afflictions as rheumatism, arthritis, neuritis, extreme nervousness

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Troublesome stomach conditions and overtaxed kidneys

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These are often caused and always aggravated by fault elimination

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If you're suffering from any of these disorders today

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Take an easy, simple way to relieve what may be their very cause

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Crazy water crystals will help you do this

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They get at the source of your trouble, the very cause itself

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They cleanse the digestive tract safely and thoroughly

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Crazy water crystals are simple and easy to use

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Just add them to your ordinary drinking water and drink

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And keep smiling