WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:15.420 ?! 00:15.420 --> 00:26.860 ? 00:26.860 --> 00:35.860 How do you do ladies and gentlemen the producers of crazy water crystals present for your pleasure Colonel Jack in Shorty's crazy hillbillies. Here they are. 00:35.860 --> 00:57.860 Hello, hello and here we go with Sally Ann. Good old square dance. 01:35.860 --> 01:54.860 Sally Ann boom boom boom. Yeah here we go again. Here we go those crazy hillbillies and this time it's the John Henry. 02:05.860 --> 02:24.860 Yeah. 02:24.860 --> 02:43.860 Yeah. 02:43.860 --> 03:04.860 Yeah. 03:04.860 --> 03:14.860 Well that little tune certainly gives you this story of John Henry's death in rhythm all right Shorty, but I have a little story I'd like to do myself, very important one. 03:14.860 --> 03:22.860 You know a couple of weeks ago a man walked into a crazy water crystal store and he was a pitiful sight, pale and haggard. 03:22.860 --> 03:30.860 There were dark circles under his eyes. His voice shook as he talked and his hand trembled as he reached for his package of crazy water crystals. 03:30.860 --> 03:38.860 He didn't need to say what was the matter with him. One look told you that this man had been losing sleep and lots of sleep. 03:38.860 --> 03:43.860 He told about having been the victim for many months now of a constantly upset stomach. 03:43.860 --> 03:51.860 He could hardly remember when he'd eaten a square meal without discomfort and lately he said a persistent backache had added misery to discomfort. 03:51.860 --> 03:54.860 It was easy to imagine that man losing sleep. 03:54.860 --> 04:04.860 The man in charge of the store asked him if he'd been troubled with faulty elimination, if he was sluggish or bothered with dull headaches and tired and depressed all the time. 04:04.860 --> 04:11.860 Oh yes he answered as if that was just a matter of course. Oh yes I've always been like that I guess. 04:11.860 --> 04:19.860 Now for constantly upset stomachs or severe backache, some ache of the muscles or joints is making your life miserable. 04:19.860 --> 04:26.860 You ought to learn what that man now knows, that faulty elimination may cause many serious ailments. 04:26.860 --> 04:36.860 It aggravates all of them. Such disorders as arthritis, rheumatism, neuritis, many unpleasant disturbances of his stomach, liver and kidneys, 04:36.860 --> 04:42.860 to say nothing of that dull, tired, constantly depressed feeling that so many of us know. 04:42.860 --> 04:48.860 These and a great many more often cause and always made worse by faulty elimination. 04:48.860 --> 04:57.860 If you resigned yourself to some trouble like that, you decided that it's just one of the necessary evils that a few unlucky people have to put up with, 04:57.860 --> 05:07.860 then listen, there's a simple natural way to get at the cause of such troubles as those we mention, to get rid of the great common cause of so much disease. 05:07.860 --> 05:14.860 For more than 54 years, America's aliens have been drinking crazy mineral water to cleanse their bodies, 05:14.860 --> 05:20.860 to wash away waste and impurities, to give nature a free hand and a chance to wipe out disease. 05:20.860 --> 05:27.860 Thousands of them have made the journey to the crazy wells, but now you can have the benefits of crazy mineral water at home, 05:27.860 --> 05:31.860 simply by adding crazy water crystals to your ordinary drinking water. 05:31.860 --> 05:40.860 Then drink this mild, pleasant mineral water. All you need to drink a pint at a time if you want, certainly can't hurt you, and it's mighty simple. 05:40.860 --> 05:44.860 And isn't it worth a trial? Thank you. 05:44.860 --> 05:46.860 And thank you, Colonel Jack. 05:46.860 --> 05:50.860 Was you ever a long way away from home, broken, down and out? 05:50.860 --> 05:53.860 Just a message from home sweet home, how glad you'd be. 05:53.860 --> 05:57.860 Well, here's a little song telling all about it. Just a message from home sweet home. 05:57.860 --> 06:10.860 Out on a western range one night I met a reckless group. 06:10.860 --> 06:20.860 Said one cowboy to another, Jack, there is a letter for you. 06:20.860 --> 06:30.860 I suppose it's from a sweetheart boy, letter of force from out in the crowd. 06:30.860 --> 06:40.860 With a laugh and a jest they gave it around, while Jack replied aloud. 06:40.860 --> 06:50.860 It's only a message from home sweet home, from loved ones down on the farm. 06:50.860 --> 07:01.860 From wife, from mother, from sister and brother, they're praying to God to stop harm. 07:01.860 --> 07:11.860 And baby, it's whispering a prayer tonight to bless you wherever you roam. 07:11.860 --> 07:21.860 Well, welcome to Jack, it's a lonely comeback, was a message from home sweet home. 07:21.860 --> 07:31.860 Then fare thee well, my boy, said Jack, I'm going to that land. 07:31.860 --> 07:41.860 And one by one each cowboy come and took him by the hand. 07:41.860 --> 07:51.860 Said one, if we'd at home like you, we'd all be better men. 07:51.860 --> 08:00.860 Jack, before you leave, oh, wow, please read that letter again. 08:00.860 --> 08:09.860 It's only a message from home sweet home, from loved ones down on the farm. 08:09.860 --> 08:19.860 From wife, from mother, from sister and brother, they're praying to God to stop harm. 08:19.860 --> 08:21.860 Thank you Sue and Rohide. 08:21.860 --> 08:25.860 Now Shad's been prowling around the house, out around the barn someplace, he found the old saw. 08:25.860 --> 08:28.860 He's going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 08:28.860 --> 08:30.860 Let her go, Shad. 08:30.860 --> 08:40.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 08:40.860 --> 08:50.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 08:50.860 --> 09:00.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 09:00.860 --> 09:10.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 09:10.860 --> 09:20.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 09:20.860 --> 09:30.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 09:30.860 --> 09:40.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 09:40.860 --> 09:50.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 09:50.860 --> 10:08.860 The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw. 10:08.860 --> 10:12.860 That's the story of the Home on the Range, and now here's another little hoedown number. 10:12.860 --> 10:16.860 Grab your partners and swing them around, around on the Chinese breakdown. 10:46.860 --> 11:15.860 And a boy, her and his mother go. 11:15.860 --> 11:17.860 And a boy, her and his mother go. 11:45.860 --> 12:12.860 And a boy, her and his mother go. 12:12.860 --> 12:24.860 Faulty elimination is often the primary cause of headaches, sluggishness, indigestion, pains and stiffness in the joints and the muscles. 12:24.860 --> 12:31.860 Sometimes such serious disorders as arthritis, neuritis, and the stomach disturbances. 12:31.860 --> 12:33.860 It aggravates all disease. 12:33.860 --> 12:42.860 If you suffer from any of these, try an easy, simple way to wash away what's probably the cause of your trouble. 12:42.860 --> 12:48.860 They've helped millions and millions of others, many perhaps who suffered just as you have suffered. 12:48.860 --> 12:50.860 Start drinking crazy mineral water. 12:50.860 --> 12:59.860 Just add crazy water crystals to your regular drinking water and drink. 12:59.860 --> 13:04.860 And keep smiling as you drink. 13:29.860 --> 13:41.860 And keep smiling as you drink.