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How do you do ladies and gentlemen the producers of crazy water crystals present for your pleasure Colonel Jack in Shorty's crazy hillbillies. Here they are.
Hello, hello and here we go with Sally Ann. Good old square dance.
Sally Ann boom boom boom. Yeah here we go again. Here we go those crazy hillbillies and this time it's the John Henry.
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Well that little tune certainly gives you this story of John Henry's death in rhythm all right Shorty, but I have a little story I'd like to do myself, very important one.
You know a couple of weeks ago a man walked into a crazy water crystal store and he was a pitiful sight, pale and haggard.
There were dark circles under his eyes. His voice shook as he talked and his hand trembled as he reached for his package of crazy water crystals.
He didn't need to say what was the matter with him. One look told you that this man had been losing sleep and lots of sleep.
He told about having been the victim for many months now of a constantly upset stomach.
He could hardly remember when he'd eaten a square meal without discomfort and lately he said a persistent backache had added misery to discomfort.
It was easy to imagine that man losing sleep.
The man in charge of the store asked him if he'd been troubled with faulty elimination, if he was sluggish or bothered with dull headaches and tired and depressed all the time.
Oh yes he answered as if that was just a matter of course. Oh yes I've always been like that I guess.
Now for constantly upset stomachs or severe backache, some ache of the muscles or joints is making your life miserable.
You ought to learn what that man now knows, that faulty elimination may cause many serious ailments.
It aggravates all of them. Such disorders as arthritis, rheumatism, neuritis, many unpleasant disturbances of his stomach, liver and kidneys,
to say nothing of that dull, tired, constantly depressed feeling that so many of us know.
These and a great many more often cause and always made worse by faulty elimination.
If you resigned yourself to some trouble like that, you decided that it's just one of the necessary evils that a few unlucky people have to put up with,
then listen, there's a simple natural way to get at the cause of such troubles as those we mention, to get rid of the great common cause of so much disease.
For more than 54 years, America's aliens have been drinking crazy mineral water to cleanse their bodies,
to wash away waste and impurities, to give nature a free hand and a chance to wipe out disease.
Thousands of them have made the journey to the crazy wells, but now you can have the benefits of crazy mineral water at home,
simply by adding crazy water crystals to your ordinary drinking water.
Then drink this mild, pleasant mineral water. All you need to drink a pint at a time if you want, certainly can't hurt you, and it's mighty simple.
And isn't it worth a trial? Thank you.
And thank you, Colonel Jack.
Was you ever a long way away from home, broken, down and out?
Just a message from home sweet home, how glad you'd be.
Well, here's a little song telling all about it. Just a message from home sweet home.
Out on a western range one night I met a reckless group.
Said one cowboy to another, Jack, there is a letter for you.
I suppose it's from a sweetheart boy, letter of force from out in the crowd.
With a laugh and a jest they gave it around, while Jack replied aloud.
It's only a message from home sweet home, from loved ones down on the farm.
From wife, from mother, from sister and brother, they're praying to God to stop harm.
And baby, it's whispering a prayer tonight to bless you wherever you roam.
Well, welcome to Jack, it's a lonely comeback, was a message from home sweet home.
Then fare thee well, my boy, said Jack, I'm going to that land.
And one by one each cowboy come and took him by the hand.
Said one, if we'd at home like you, we'd all be better men.
Jack, before you leave, oh, wow, please read that letter again.
It's only a message from home sweet home, from loved ones down on the farm.
From wife, from mother, from sister and brother, they're praying to God to stop harm.
Thank you Sue and Rohide.
Now Shad's been prowling around the house, out around the barn someplace, he found the old saw.
He's going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw.
Let her go, Shad.
The old saw is going to play Home on the Range on his little old hand saw.
That's the story of the Home on the Range, and now here's another little hoedown number.
Grab your partners and swing them around, around on the Chinese breakdown.
And a boy, her and his mother go.
Faulty elimination is often the primary cause of headaches, sluggishness, indigestion, pains and stiffness in the joints and the muscles.
Sometimes such serious disorders as arthritis, neuritis, and the stomach disturbances.
It aggravates all disease.
If you suffer from any of these, try an easy, simple way to wash away what's probably the cause of your trouble.
They've helped millions and millions of others, many perhaps who suffered just as you have suffered.
Start drinking crazy mineral water.
Just add crazy water crystals to your regular drinking water and drink.
And keep smiling as you drink.