WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:27.840 ["Evening Show measure five"] 00:27.840 --> 00:34.840 Yes sir, the producers of crazy water crystals present for your pleasure Colonel Jack and Shorty's crazy hillbillies. 00:34.840 --> 00:40.840 Okay, and what do you say we tear this thing all down here and start right over a brand new with Red Wing. Let it go. 00:40.840 --> 01:09.840 Music 01:10.840 --> 01:35.840 Music 01:35.840 --> 02:00.840 Music 02:00.840 --> 02:05.840 Say what happened to those two colored boys of ours, Rufus and Rastus we sent out after that coffee. 02:05.840 --> 02:12.840 Oh here they, wow. What's the matter with you Rastus? What are you doing with that soldier suit? You haven't joined the army have you boy? 02:12.840 --> 02:17.840 No sir, not yet Colonel Jack, but our eyes blind too when it gets a few things figured out. 02:17.840 --> 02:25.840 Well don't you bother your brain boy, if you want to know anything you just ask somebody what knows things, that's all. 02:25.840 --> 02:28.840 Well there ain't nobody here like that except me. 02:28.840 --> 02:32.840 Now listen here man, I've been in the war, I was a veterinary. 02:32.840 --> 02:33.840 Huh? 02:33.840 --> 02:37.840 Yeah, I come from a family of brains too, I can tell you. 02:37.840 --> 02:43.840 Yeah, you must have come a mighty long ways didn't you? But they ain't got nothing at all to do with the army. 02:43.840 --> 02:46.840 What I want to know is what is shell shock? 02:46.840 --> 02:51.840 Well that's, well that is, what did you say boy? 02:51.840 --> 02:54.840 I says what is shell shock and you don't know what it is. 02:54.840 --> 02:56.840 Yes I does know too. 02:56.840 --> 02:58.840 Well if you don't know what it is then what is it? 02:58.840 --> 03:07.840 Well shell shock is the way a hen feels when duck comes out and the egg she's sitting on, that's all. 03:07.840 --> 03:15.840 All right over the program, this time so dear and little Sue's singing. 03:15.840 --> 03:28.840 Sweet snow dear mine, moon is shining to the fine wall, a mo' walk we'd better sleep to the bell, your cowboy lover, your heart's well covered. 03:28.840 --> 03:38.840 Don't ever date in his mate's worn away, you and me by the tree in the veil, it's time to see me, let's hit the trail. 03:38.840 --> 03:51.840 My pretty snow dear, say that you'll go dear, from the side of Liverpool, dear, a trail into your heart in time dear Mary, 03:51.840 --> 03:59.840 no time to carry, let me carry you from here my sweet snow dear. 03:59.840 --> 04:09.840 The red men come, fully come, there'll be some left on the trail, we'll prompt the story with love and glory, 04:09.840 --> 04:19.840 and now I promise to call and call and fly away while I can't get to see those red blood streaming, they say we'll be. 04:19.840 --> 04:33.840 My pretty snow dear, say that you'll go dear, from the side of Liverpool, dear, a trail into your heart in time dear Mary, 04:33.840 --> 04:41.840 no time to carry, let me carry you from here my sweet snow dear. 04:41.840 --> 04:45.840 And who comes walking in with Colonel Jack, hello Colonel Jack. 04:45.840 --> 04:52.840 Hello Shorty, thank you. A well known authority has called the human body a factory of poisons. 04:52.840 --> 04:58.840 These poisons are byproducts. Your body produces them as it turns food into energy. 04:58.840 --> 05:04.840 If your system keeps regular and normal, these poisons are promptly passed off. 05:04.840 --> 05:07.840 They have no chance to increase and accumulate. 05:07.840 --> 05:13.840 When your body gets sluggish, when it fails to get rid of waste matter as quickly as nature demands, 05:13.840 --> 05:19.840 then is when the damage may start. This failure is known as faulty elimination. 05:19.840 --> 05:26.840 It's a condition that's likely to increase and delay those poisons in your body, poisons that harbour and aggravate disease. 05:26.840 --> 05:31.840 It's the cause of too many headaches, bad complexion, unstrung nerves. 05:31.840 --> 05:38.840 It's to blame lots of times for cross dispositions, sleeplessness, lack of energy and low resistance to disease. 05:38.840 --> 05:45.840 And if you neglect it, it may eventually bring on things like arthritis, painful rheumatic conditions, 05:45.840 --> 05:49.840 neuritis, distress of stomach, back aches and overtaxed kidneys. 05:49.840 --> 05:55.840 Not only is faulty elimination often the cause of these disorders, but it makes them worse as long as it continues. 05:55.840 --> 06:03.840 There's a simple pleasant way to relieve faulty elimination, a safe way, a way that nature herself provides. 06:03.840 --> 06:10.840 Crazy water crystals. They're simply the minerals taken by evaporation from natural crazy mineral water, 06:10.840 --> 06:18.840 just as it comes from the crazy wells. Add them to your drinking water and drink the mild, pleasant taste in mineral water you've made. 06:18.840 --> 06:26.840 It helps you to wash your system clean, to carry away clogged up waste, to rid your body of toxic poisons that have formed. 06:26.840 --> 06:34.840 Millions of people in America are using crazy water crystals. You try them too. Start using crazy water crystals today. 06:34.840 --> 06:38.840 Thank you very much. All right, you ought to carry on. 06:38.840 --> 06:44.840 We sure is, and this time we're having a little harmonica number. And it's Where's My Wondering Boy tonight. 06:44.840 --> 07:13.840 Oh, where is my boy tonight? Oh, where is my boy tonight? 07:13.840 --> 07:25.840 Oh, I'm hard to suppose, why I love him, you know. Oh, where is my boy tonight? 07:43.840 --> 08:12.840 Well, we're going to have another good old hoedown number, and it's Don't Let Your Deal Go Down. 08:12.840 --> 08:33.840 Come on, gang, and let's get right into this. 08:33.840 --> 09:01.840 Oh, where is my boy tonight? Oh, where is my boy tonight? 09:01.840 --> 09:26.840 Don't let your deal go down in a Wabash blues. Come on, Chad, and let's go with the Wabash blues on the old guitar. 09:26.840 --> 09:53.840 Come on, gang, and let's get right into this. 09:53.840 --> 10:21.840 Oh, where is my boy tonight? Oh, where is my boy tonight? 10:21.840 --> 10:39.840 Wabash blues, yes sir, that's the way it's done. 10:39.840 --> 10:52.840 Oh, here's one, it says climbing up the golden stairs, so there ain't one thing left to do, and that's to climb right on up. Let's go, boys. 11:09.840 --> 11:36.840 Come on, gang, and let's get right into this. 11:36.840 --> 11:50.840 Oh, where is my boy tonight? Oh, where is my boy tonight? 11:50.840 --> 12:17.840 Oh, where is my boy tonight? 12:17.840 --> 12:27.840 Yes sir, there are millions of people who have used crazy water crystals and won out over the afflictions and illnesses caused by aggravated bifault eliminators. 12:27.840 --> 12:39.840 They've done this just by the simple natural act of drinking water, crazy mineral water made from crazy water crystals, literally thousands of letters from them with a convincing proof. 12:39.840 --> 12:50.840 Won't you try this naturally? It helps so many others. It's convenient and inexpensive to use crazy water crystals, and crazy mineral water tastes refreshing. 12:50.840 --> 12:55.840 Its action on the system is pleasant and gentle, but very thorough. 12:55.840 --> 13:10.840 It safely helps to overcome bifault elimination, that known cause of most of mankind's ailments and serious disorders. Begin using crazy water crystals today and see for yourself what they can do for you. 13:10.840 --> 13:30.840 Keep smiling.