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Yes sir, the producers of crazy water crystals present for your pleasure Colonel Jack and Shorty's crazy hillbillies.
Okay, and what do you say we tear this thing all down here and start right over a brand new with Red Wing. Let it go.
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Say what happened to those two colored boys of ours, Rufus and Rastus we sent out after that coffee.
Oh here they, wow. What's the matter with you Rastus? What are you doing with that soldier suit? You haven't joined the army have you boy?
No sir, not yet Colonel Jack, but our eyes blind too when it gets a few things figured out.
Well don't you bother your brain boy, if you want to know anything you just ask somebody what knows things, that's all.
Well there ain't nobody here like that except me.
Now listen here man, I've been in the war, I was a veterinary.
Huh?
Yeah, I come from a family of brains too, I can tell you.
Yeah, you must have come a mighty long ways didn't you? But they ain't got nothing at all to do with the army.
What I want to know is what is shell shock?
Well that's, well that is, what did you say boy?
I says what is shell shock and you don't know what it is.
Yes I does know too.
Well if you don't know what it is then what is it?
Well shell shock is the way a hen feels when duck comes out and the egg she's sitting on, that's all.
All right over the program, this time so dear and little Sue's singing.
Sweet snow dear mine, moon is shining to the fine wall, a mo' walk we'd better sleep to the bell, your cowboy lover, your heart's well covered.
Don't ever date in his mate's worn away, you and me by the tree in the veil, it's time to see me, let's hit the trail.
My pretty snow dear, say that you'll go dear, from the side of Liverpool, dear, a trail into your heart in time dear Mary,
no time to carry, let me carry you from here my sweet snow dear.
The red men come, fully come, there'll be some left on the trail, we'll prompt the story with love and glory,
and now I promise to call and call and fly away while I can't get to see those red blood streaming, they say we'll be.
My pretty snow dear, say that you'll go dear, from the side of Liverpool, dear, a trail into your heart in time dear Mary,
no time to carry, let me carry you from here my sweet snow dear.
And who comes walking in with Colonel Jack, hello Colonel Jack.
Hello Shorty, thank you. A well known authority has called the human body a factory of poisons.
These poisons are byproducts. Your body produces them as it turns food into energy.
If your system keeps regular and normal, these poisons are promptly passed off.
They have no chance to increase and accumulate.
When your body gets sluggish, when it fails to get rid of waste matter as quickly as nature demands,
then is when the damage may start. This failure is known as faulty elimination.
It's a condition that's likely to increase and delay those poisons in your body, poisons that harbour and aggravate disease.
It's the cause of too many headaches, bad complexion, unstrung nerves.
It's to blame lots of times for cross dispositions, sleeplessness, lack of energy and low resistance to disease.
And if you neglect it, it may eventually bring on things like arthritis, painful rheumatic conditions,
neuritis, distress of stomach, back aches and overtaxed kidneys.
Not only is faulty elimination often the cause of these disorders, but it makes them worse as long as it continues.
There's a simple pleasant way to relieve faulty elimination, a safe way, a way that nature herself provides.
Crazy water crystals. They're simply the minerals taken by evaporation from natural crazy mineral water,
just as it comes from the crazy wells. Add them to your drinking water and drink the mild, pleasant taste in mineral water you've made.
It helps you to wash your system clean, to carry away clogged up waste, to rid your body of toxic poisons that have formed.
Millions of people in America are using crazy water crystals. You try them too. Start using crazy water crystals today.
Thank you very much. All right, you ought to carry on.
We sure is, and this time we're having a little harmonica number. And it's Where's My Wondering Boy tonight.
Oh, where is my boy tonight? Oh, where is my boy tonight?
Oh, I'm hard to suppose, why I love him, you know. Oh, where is my boy tonight?
Well, we're going to have another good old hoedown number, and it's Don't Let Your Deal Go Down.
Come on, gang, and let's get right into this.
Oh, where is my boy tonight? Oh, where is my boy tonight?
Don't let your deal go down in a Wabash blues. Come on, Chad, and let's go with the Wabash blues on the old guitar.
Come on, gang, and let's get right into this.
Oh, where is my boy tonight? Oh, where is my boy tonight?
Wabash blues, yes sir, that's the way it's done.
Oh, here's one, it says climbing up the golden stairs, so there ain't one thing left to do, and that's to climb right on up. Let's go, boys.
Come on, gang, and let's get right into this.
Oh, where is my boy tonight? Oh, where is my boy tonight?
Oh, where is my boy tonight?
Yes sir, there are millions of people who have used crazy water crystals and won out over the afflictions and illnesses caused by aggravated bifault eliminators.
They've done this just by the simple natural act of drinking water, crazy mineral water made from crazy water crystals, literally thousands of letters from them with a convincing proof.
Won't you try this naturally? It helps so many others. It's convenient and inexpensive to use crazy water crystals, and crazy mineral water tastes refreshing.
Its action on the system is pleasant and gentle, but very thorough.
It safely helps to overcome bifault elimination, that known cause of most of mankind's ailments and serious disorders. Begin using crazy water crystals today and see for yourself what they can do for you.
Keep smiling.