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Jazz, the producers of Crazy Water, Chris Soud present for your pleasure Colonel Jack in Shorty's Crazy Hillbillies.
Hello everybody, hello, and here we go with Birdy, Birdy, Birdy. Let's go Birdy.
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What do you say we have a real nice little waltz, played with a couple of fiddle and a couple of guitars, a few bands, well what have you, the Honolulu moon, let it go boys.
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And hello Colonel Jack, how are you? Fine Shorty, how are you?
So much of physical suffering that people do endure today is caused aggravated by faulty elimination, the failure of your body to pass off waste matter as properly as it should.
This common widespread trouble is a chief cause of many many serious disorders. It aggravates all disorders.
If you have arthritis, if you have stiff joints and sore muscles, if you call rheumatism, if you have neuritis, or if you're extremely nervous, you should know that these troubles are often caused by faulty elimination.
The same is true of back aches and distress from stomach and kidney.
Then the first thing for you to do if you want to overcome one of these ailments is to take steps to get rid of what may be the cause of what surely is making your trouble worse as long as it's neglected.
Nature provides a safe and a gentle way, a thorough health, crazy water crystal, minerals taken by evaporation from natural crazy mineral water.
Mineral water that's drawn America's sick to the crazy wells since 1879.
Crazy water crystals have helped millions of people throughout America.
Crazy water crystals cleanse your system simply, thoroughly, with water, nature's own cleanser.
They help you to wash away the waste products so likely to produce toxic poisons that cause and aggravate disease.
They help you to get yourself clean inside.
They've done this for people from coast to coast too.
Won't you give them a chance to do it for you?
Using crazy water crystals is a natural and a convenient thing to do.
You just drink water, ordinary drinking water, to which you've added crazy water crystals.
Thank you.
And thank you, Colonel Jack, just a whole lot.
And when the snowflake fall again, it's going to be our next little number.
So come on, boys, and let's go right on down when the snowflake fall again.
["The Little White Toe"]
I was coming down the river to my little white toe,
Where the wind was playing there for me.
I was coming up the hill with the sleigh for me,
When still I'll be waiting when the snowflake fall again.
When the snowflake fall again, I'm by the river,
And the foam wakes me, wakes me once again.
And the rams again, I'll wave like in heaven,
Or else I'll be waiting when the snowflake fall again.
["The Little White Toe"]
Oh, they took me to the jail out,
Served my ninety days,
Down down the county road, they say.
I am feeling very pretty,
Before they caught me with a whiskey, I'll be waiting when the snowflake fall again.
When the snowflake fall again, I'm by the river,
And the foam wakes me, wakes me once again.
And I feel my heart's a cheer,
For I know I'll get to hear,
I'll be waiting when the snowflake fall again.
["The Little White Toe"]
That was when the snowflake fall again.
Well, we've got the snow all brushed away,
And the spring is now coming around the corner.
Supposing to have a little bit of that Alabama jubilee, let her go.
["The Little White Toe"]
By the time we have one of those good old mountain tunes, good old songs,
We're going to call on Sun Ra Hyde to sing the Broken Engagement.
They were standing by the window,
As he kissed her on the cheek,
Standing there in silence, lingering,
Waiting there for her to see.
And at last she murmured softly,
As he raised her two stained eyes.
They were so full of sadness,
That it filled them with surprise.
They tell me love some others,
That you never did love me.
If those royal words be true to you,
I will always set you free.
They are true, he murmured softly,
By those yonder stars above.
To deceive you, I didn't mean you.
When I told you all my love,
They were standing by the window,
As he held her outstretched hand,
Surrendering them with kisses,
Worrying God will understand.
And that night the God in heaven,
God who understands all things,
Took her to her home in heaven,
On the snow-white angel's wing.
As he stood there by her casket,
As he gazed upon her face,
Then he realized that he loved her,
And no other could take her place.
Crazy water-quenched crystals are used today in millions of homes.
Homes where people were suffering from troubles resulting from faulty elimination.
Such troubles as headaches, a tired, run-down feeling, sluggishness, indigestion, nervousness,
and even such serious disorders as arthritis, neuritis, and rheumatism.
Faulty elimination is frequently the cause of these conditions. It always aggravates them.
Crazy water crystals get at the source of the trouble. They cleanse entire digestive tracts safely but thoroughly.
They help the body to throw off poisons that may accumulate, that favor disease, yet they act safely, gently, without distress or irritation.
Decide today that you will start using this wonderful aid from nature's own laboratory.
Try crazy water crystals. And keep smiling.
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