Hello friends, Mr. Biddy over there trying to tell Elmer to get the base fiddle started,
not before the end.
We almost forgot to tell you that greetings are coming your way from the Creeze Water
Company, which presents to you Transcribe drawings of the Creeze Radio Gang over this
day from the same time each day, practically every day of the week, save one.
Now we've got to go over and shut Richie off, we'll be right back.
And it worked, we're all ready to go.
Richie, go get your own fiddle now.
We've got to, we decided that Richie didn't want to play any more hoedowns, you know,
and breakdowns.
He's going to play something for you that's very classical, has a beautiful title.
The title is Johnnison, Why Do You Not Approach the Tonsorial Emporium and Have Your Lock
Shorn.
Go ahead.
John, get your hat on.
The title is Johnnison Why Do You Not Approach the Tonsorial Emporium and Have Your Lock
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
Well, we tried to get Richie to sing that when he had the fine voice.
Folks, it's a little bit different from most of them, but one of these days we're going
to have Richie sing you a solo and you'll be well paid for having listened and waited.
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Weigh down Columbus, Georgia, wanted back in Tennessee.
Weigh down Columbus, stockade, don't you ever grieve for me.
Go away, leave me a few weeks to, never let me cause your mind in your heart.
Love another, leave me darling I don't mind.
Last night as I lay sleeping, I dreamed you helped me in your arms.
When I woke I was mistaken, I was peeping through the bars.
Go away, leave me a few weeks to, never let me cause your mind in your heart.
Love another, leave me darling I don't mind.
Many a night that you have ramble, happy scholars you have seen.
I thought I had your heart forever, but I find it wholly rare.
Go away, leave me a few weeks to, never let me cause your mind in your heart.
Love another, leave me darling I don't mind.
Thank you my little twins for the Columbus Stockade Blues.
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Now we bring you Martha Jordan singing I'm an Old Cow Hand from the Rio Grande.
I'm an old cow hand from the Rio Grande.
But my legs ain't broke and my feet ain't bent.
I'm a cow boy who never talks and never hopes to sit close to the door.
You know how the time is fixing to start it now.
It's the I'll fight, it's the I'll fight.
I'm an old cow hand from the Rio Grande.
And I'll learn to ride, I'll learn to stand.
I'm riding through the woods of today.
I know where the trail ends and I'm home for a stay.
I'll ride the range and I'll force the age.
It's the I'll fight, it's the I'll fight.
I'm an old cow hand from the Rio Grande.
And I'll come to stand and hear the band.
I know all the songs that the cow boys know about.
The big cow ride where the doors are closed.
I'll hang them all on the radio.
It's the I'll fight, it's the I'll fight.
I'm an old cow hand from the Rio Grande.
I know where the west is wild and I'm a boarding man.
Where the buffaloes all around the zoo.
The Indians make you a rug or two.
And the old boy to the barbeque.
It's the I'll fight, it's the I'll fight.
Our favorite cow hand, lovely Martha Jordan.
Now, Red Wing is the tune.
Julian has one guitar.
Doc has the other guitar having laid down his banjo.
The boys are all in the background and here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Thank you Doc and thank you Julian.
Thank you Elmer.
Oh boy that was good.
On that last chorus there Red Wing got lost in the shuffle.
But we liked it all too anyway.
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Friends don't delay, do this right away.
A poem, yes.
Now the boys in Buckingham.
No where to go, I've nothing to do, I'm just a happy roving cowboy.
Let me ride that long trail down to the end where the skies are always blue.
Hear my song as I ride along, I'm just a happy roving cowboy.
Heard the dark clouds out of the sky keeping the heavens blue.
I ain't got a wife who bothers my life, I'm just a happy roving cowboy.
Let me make my bed where the varmint clouds beneath the sky are blue.
Hear my song as I ride along, I'm just a happy roving cowboy.
Heard the dark clouds out of the sky keeping the heavens blue.
I ain't got a dime, just spending my time, I'm just a happy roving cowboy.
Let me sing my song till they call me home to the land beyond the blue.
Hear my song as I ride along, I'm just a happy roving cowboy.
Heard the dark clouds out of the sky keeping the heavens blue.
Thank you boys and buckskin, I only wish we had time to keep that going for two or three more minutes.
But now, the wrecking squad have Richie, here he comes and here's a thief.
Well it's a good thing that Richie's good natured friends will be around your way again tomorrow at the same time.
You're a crazy radio gang with their transcribed fun music and songs.
In the meantime, this is Bill Caron speaking for the Crazy Water Company for all the gangs saying goodbye.
And remember that your local announcer has an important word for you and here he is.
Gabriella!
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