And now once again the Crazy Water Company presents the program with the Crazy Radio
Gang and the Transcribe Fun and Music and we hope that you enjoy it.
Now friends we want to tell you something about friend Richie here.
We've been kidding him a lot the last few days but Richie before he started playing
the violin was a racer, a foot racer.
That's the reason he now always starts from scratch.
Oh well that was awful but here is Goosebird in the haystack as only Richie can play it.
Perfect Health is a
priceless treasure which men and women of every age in every generation constantly seek and
jealously guard.
A bountiful providence for seeing the necessity for health placed great fountains of mineral
waters at different places on the face of the earth.
To these natural mineral water resorts came people by the untold millions seeking health
and relief where many times other treatments had failed.
Science in all its wisdom in spite of the hundreds of modern miracles it has performed
has failed to equal or even approach the benefits found in nature's own mineral water.
Now we know that many of you are not able for one reason or another to take the time
and money needed to visit a great natural mineral water resort but you can do the next
best thing.
You can buy a package of crazy crystals and dissolve them in your drinking water.
This will give you the advantages of the minerals or crystals obtained by simple evaporation
from one of nature's great mineral waters.
Now after this natural mineral water is evaporated these noy white minerals or crystals which
remain are packaged for your convenience in a sixty cent and one dollar size package
and may be bought at any drug store.
Buy crazy crystals at your drug store and follow the directions on the package.
They're economical to use.
The one dollar size will reconstitute fifteen gallons of fine mineral water for home use.
Every home needs crazy crystals because they help remove waste matters which tend to clog
the system as well as impurities which often contribute to sluggishness as well as to the
so-called chronic ailments.
Buy crazy crystals right away and start giving your family the benefit found in this fine
mineral water.
Now we bring you Martha Jordan our lovely singing star on a little bamboo bridge.
That is she's singing it she's not there.
Go ahead Martha.
On a little bamboo bridge by the waters of Kaluha.
Beneath Hawaiian skies I fell in love with you.
On a little bamboo bridge by the waters of Kaluha.
You made my life a paradise a paradise for two.
While we were gazing in the water the silvery ripples gazed at your.
And your reflection in the water seemed to say you'll be mine forever more.
On a little bamboo bridge by the waters of Kaluha.
You made my dreams come true.
We talked when I found you.
We talked during the holiday.
We met down on a linden way.
I walked the blue and you were lonely.
And you drove my heart away.
On a little bamboo bridge by the waters of Kaluha.
You made my dreams come true.
We talked when I found you.
Thank you Martha Jordan thank you very much.
Crazy water crystals have been tried tested and approved by millions of users.
Unsolicited letters by the thousands attest to the fact that crazy crystals deserve a place in every home.
These snowy white minerals are extracted from one of nature's great natural mineral waters by simple evaporation.
And you can buy them at any drug store in the 60 cent and the one dollar size.
The one dollar size package will reconstitute 15 gallons of fine mineral water for your own home use.
Crazy crystals will help remove clogging waste and impurities.
And enable you and yours to enjoy a better normal balanced health.
Crazy crystals have found favor with millions of people and we believe they'll find favor with you too.
Buy them, take them according to the directions at least a half hour before meal time.
And they'll help remove easily and pleasantly the excess waste yet will not interfere with daily activity.
Buy crazy crystals, use as directed and let a system free from waste and impurities help you reap the dividend of normal balanced health.
More than 48 million packages of crazy crystals have been sold. We believe you'll like them too.
And now the program which turns your radio from a thing of pleasure into an infernal machine continues.
We hear the boys in buckskin and a roundup in the sky.
Well, range my work is through. There's a roundup in the sky.
I give my pony back to you. There's a roundup in the sky.
I'm gonna burn my breath on the slippery hide of a shooting star and take a ride to land beyond the grazed invite.
There's a roundup in the sky. Get along, get along, donkey.
Up the trail high tails, get along, donkey. There's a roundup in the sky.
I see them gathered round the moon. There's a roundup in the sky.
I guess they know I'll be there soon. There's a roundup in the sky.
You know I hate to leave old town but still, I just can't wait for the night until I'll be hurting the stars with my blowbill.
There's a roundup in the sky. Get along, get along, donkey.
Up the trail high tails, get along, donkey. There's a roundup in the sky.
Thank you, boys and buckskins. Now, before this program goes any farther, Richie, Richie, come up to this microphone over there.
I'm right here, Bill.
All right. Dottie, I call her Dottie half the time. Martha Jordan, you know Dorothy Martha is her real name, friend.
Yeah, I know, Martha.
Well, Martha said the next time you started telling jokes in the back of the studio when she was singing and caused us to laugh, it was gonna be too bad for you.
Now, she wants you not to do that anymore.
Okay, Bill, I won't do that anymore.
All right, now you are there.
Well, we might as well get along here.
Well, time is getting short so we get along. That makes sense.
Here's Doc, all the band, Joe, and the tune is Zagosaki.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I'd never would have believed it, Doc, if I hadn't heard it in person.
Fine going. And now a question for you, Mr. Motorist. Are you protecting your car's expensive upholstery with slipcovers?
Well, you should because slipcovers are no longer an expensive luxury thanks to the Crazy Water Company.
Now, we have made special arrangements with the factory to offer you a new type slipcover made from durable mill-shrunk, heavyweight, long-wearing natural crash,
which has an attractive brown stripe in which mingled blues, greens, and yellows give a finish that blends harmoniously with the interior of any car.
Now, there's no cutting or sewing or fitting. There are no snaps or hooks or buttons or fasteners to bother with.
A simple arrangement of elastic holds them firmly in place.
Now, these slipcovers are washable and they will not fade.
Since this is a special factory to you offer, you may have these slipcovers now at the lowest price in their history.
Listen to this. $1.10 if you have a coupe or $2.20 if you own a coach or sedan.
Now, these are not cheap, ill-fitting slipcovers as the price would seem to indicate. No siree.
These slipcovers are made from durable, long-wearing, heavyweight, mill-shrunk natural crash,
and they're slipcovers you'll be proud to have in your car no matter how much you paid for it.
Be sure to tell us the make and model of your car. If it is a coach or sedan,
be sure to state whether the front seat has a solid back, a divided back, or individual type seats.
So send $1.10 if you have a coupe or $2.20 if you have a coach or sedan to the Crazy Water Company
in care of the station to which you're listening, and your slipcovers will be sent to you postage paid.
Now, here's Ed and Ed, Milo twins, to sing Corina, Corina.
Corina, Corina, where'd you stay last night?
Corina, Corina, where'd you stay last night?
Coming this morning, sun is shining bright.
I met Corina, way across the sea.
I met Corina, way across the sea.
She wouldn't write me no letter, she didn't care for me.
Corina, Corina, what's the matter now?
Corina, Corina, what's the matter now?
Wouldn't write me no letter, you don't love me no how.
Corina, Corina, you're a pal of mine.
Corina, Corina, where'd you stay last night?
Corina, Corina, you're a pal of mine.
Corina, Corina, you're a pal of mine.
You left me walking, just walking and crying.
Goodbye, Corina, it's farewell.
Goodbye, Corina, it's farewell.
When I get back home, can anyone tell?
Hello, gang, we'll be back at the regular transcribed time with you on the same station.
You know when we'll be back and we invite you to be out there listening.
In the meantime, this is Bill Carn speaking for all the gang
and saying goodbye and reminding you that your local announcer has a very important word for you.
And here he is.
Goodbye.