Hello there, friends.
Once again, it's time for the Crazy Water Company to present the Crazy Gang and I invite
you to enjoy the next few minutes with their guests.
We've got all the fellows on hand.
We're going to meet them a little bit later on the musical way.
So we'll just sort of sit back and rest while Ricky and the boys push on to the end of the
stage.
That's all right, Ricky.
You can stop right there.
I think that piece was already there.
Well, friends, we bring to the microphone now those two twins, the Milo twins, and the
story is told on them that the other day a fellow looked at them and said, boy, that
looks too much like they can't be twins.
And he went out and signed the pledge.
Anyway, they're ready to sing.
I'm just stalling while they get the guitars around their necks and up to the microphone.
And it's got to be those weary, lonesome blues.
I got the weary, weary, lonesome blues.
I got the weary, weary, lonesome blues.
On the train, on the train, on the train, on the train.
They couldn't run away.
I got the
All around.
I got the weary, weary, old tumblers.
I found out that love don't hang.
The only girl that I could love.
She's gone another way.
I cannot smile as I used to.
Used to, for love is true country.
I got the weary, weary, old tumblers.
And I don't know what to do.
I got the weary, long-tumblers.
And to my tonight's way to start this transcribe party, friends,
we hope you're out there listening.
And now we want to tell you something that has been proved as a fact.
For a number of years.
You know from every direction men and women have labored over vast deserts,
ford of treacherous streams,
spent huge sums of money in traveling to the great natural mineral water resort.
Now we know that many of you are not able for one reason or another
to take the time and money needed to visit a natural mineral water resort.
But you can do the next best thing.
You can get a package of crazy crystals and dissolve them in your drinking water.
This will give you the benefit of the pure and snowy white minerals
extracted from a great natural mineral water by simple evaporation.
These snowy white crystals are packaged for your convenience in a sixty cent and a one dollar size.
Try crazy crystals.
Get them at your drug store and follow the directions on the package.
Crazy crystals are economical because the one dollar size will reconstitute
fifteen gallons of fine mineral water for home use.
Every home needs crazy crystals because they help remove waste and impurities from the system.
And these waste matters and impurities, friends, often contribute to the cause of the so-called chronic ailment.
Get crazy crystals in the sixty cent and one dollar size from your drug store
and start giving your family the benefit found in this fine mineral water.
Now we have a treat for you if you like this five string banjo music.
It sounds like a centipede with the St. Vitus dance and our Sammy plays cripple creeps.
The St. Vitus dance and our Sammy play cripple creeps.
You know, that was awful good.
That was awfully good.
You know, I'm going to ask, hey, Edwin Milo over there, he's one of the twins, friend.
How long you suppose Sammy's had that banjo?
I don't know, but I think he's had it ever since the ukulele, don't you?
I think so, too.
Looks like it.
Well, now we bring you, friends, our lovely singing star, Martha Jordan.
Martha is always ready to sing, and we like, of all of her numbers, tumbling tumbleweed
a little bit for the band.
Day to the past are behind, don't know where to go but I'll find, don't know where to go
you will find.
I know when night has dawned that a new born a dawn
I'll be rolling along deep and loud as a dawn here on the range of the land
I'll be rolling along with the tumble and tumble
I'll be rolling along with the tumble and tumble
here on the range of the land lifting along with the tumble and tumble
Crazy crystals have been tried, tested, and approved by millions of people.
In fact, more than 48 million packages of these snowy white crystals have been sold.
Get a package from your drug store today and dissolve these minerals in your own drinking
water.
You may buy them in the 60 cent or in the one dollar size package, which reconstitutes
15 gallons of fine mineral water for home use.
Crazy crystals will help rid your system of waste matters and impurities and enable you
and yours to enjoy a better, normal, balanced health.
Crazy crystals have found favor with millions, and we believe they will find favor with you
too.
Crazy crystals, when taken according to direction and at least a half hour before breakfast,
will help remove easily and pleasantly the excess waste and impurities, yet will not
interfere with daily activity.
Buy crazy crystals, use as directed, and let a system free from waste and impurities help
you reap the devidend of normal, balanced health.
If you need a fine mineral water in your home, if you need to remove waste and impurities
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the way.
Fellas, there's something wrong here.
We have more time than we had music.
What did I do?
What happened?
I know what you did.
What did I do?
Someone tell me.
Oh, I overlooked Ritchie.
I didn't mean to do that, Ritchie.
I hope you won't take a fence or even a gate and go right ahead and play, if you will.
Good old ragtime at it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Nice going there, Ritchie, and you other fellas.
And now we bring our friends, the boys in buckskin, and for your approval, they have
a new arrangement of Ragtime Cowboy Joe.
Out in Arizona, where the bad men are, the only thing that God gives an evening star,
the roughest, toughest man by far, Ragtime Cowboy Joe.
He's got his name to sing to the cow and sheep, every thing he's saying, the thing the herd
would sleep, and the battle that's in deed, singing soft and low, he always sings.
Ragtime music to the cattle as they swing, back and forward in a battle on the horn,
that is simply outdated and a such a funny meter to the roar, misery free to how they
run.
When you hear the fellas gun, you call the western folks all adored.
He's a highfalutin' scootin' shootin' son of a gun from Arizona, Ragtime Cowboy Joe.
Would you pay $1.10 for a new type heavyweight mill shrunk slip cover to protect your coupes
upholstery and your clothing from damage due to perspiration?
Would you pay $2.20 for this new type slip cover to protect your coat or sedan's upholstery
and to insure you more personal comfort during the coming and the present warm weather?
Well the Crazy Water Company has made special arrangements with the factory and makes this
direct factory to you offer.
Now this is not a cheap ill-fitting slip cover such as the price would seem to indicate.
This new type slip cover is made from durable, heavyweight, long-wearing, mill shrunk, and
fast-color natural crotch, and it comes to you ready to install.
There's no fitting, sewing, or cutting.
There are no buttons, hooks, or snaps to bother with because a simple arrangement of elastic
holds them firmly in place.
This low price of $1.10 postage paid if you own a coupé or $2.20 postage paid if you
own a coat or sedan is possible only because, as I said, it is a special factory to you offer.
Now this slip cover has an attractive brown stripe in which mingled blues, greens, and
yellows blend harmoniously with the interior of any car.
When they become soiled, as all slip covers do, you simply slip them off, wash them in
the washing machine, let them dry, and slip them on again.
They will not fade or shrink.
Send your $1.10 if you have a coupé or $2.20 if you have a coat or sedan to the Crazy Water
Company in care of the station to which you are listening.
Well, friends, that just about winds up the Transcribe doing.
Thank you.
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