174 ONE THOUSAND FAMOUS THINGS Life is Sweet, Brother LIFE is sweet, brother. Do you think so ? Think so ! There's night and day, brother, both sweet things ; sun, moon, and stars, brother, all sweet things ; there's likewise the wind on the heath. Life is very sweet, brother ; who would wish to die ? The gipsies in George Sorrow's Lavengro The Good Of It EXPELLED on account of his tyranny, Dionysius the Second of Syracuse, who had been the host and pupil of Plato, was asked by a cynic during his exile, " Of what service is the philosophy of Plato to you now ? " to which he answered : It assists me to behold the vicissitudes of fortune without astonish- ment, and to suffer her severities without complaint. The Bad Old Days I KNOW it is an old folly to make peevish complaints of the times, and charge the common failures of human nature on a particular age. One may nevertheless venture to affirm that the present hath brought forth new and portentous villainies, not to be paralleled in our own or any other history. We have been long preparing for some great catastrophe. Vice and villainy have by degrees grown reputable among us; our infidels have passed for fine gentlemen, and our venal traitors for men of sense who knew the world. We have made a jest of public spirit, and cancelled all respect for whatever our laws and religion repute sacred. The old English modesty is quite worn off, and instead of blushing for our crimes we are ashamed only of piety and virtue. Our symptoms are so bad that, notwithstanding all the care and vigilance of the legislature, It is to be feared the final period of our State approaches. God grant the time be not near when men shall say : This island was once inhabited by a religious, brave, sincere people, of plain, uncorrupt manners, respecting inbred worth rather than titles and appearances, assertors of liberty, lovers of their country, jealous of their own rights, and unwitting to infringe the rights of others; im- provers of learning and useful arts, enemies to luxury, tender of other men's lives and prodigal of their own; inferior in nothing to the old Greeks or Romans. Such were our ancestors during their rise and greatness; but they degenerated, grew servile flatterers of men in power, became venalf corrupt, injurious, which drew upon them the hatred of God and man, and occasioned their final ruin. Bishop Berkeley writing in 1721