ONE THOUSAND FAMOUS THINGS 205 which are justly cried out against, and, if your Holiness desires to know what the roots are to which 1 refer, send persons whom you can trust to every part of Latin Christendom. Let them consult the wisest men that they can find in the different countries and you will soon know. You say to me u Come to Rome, Write a book against Luther. Declare war against Ms party.)} Come to Rome ? Tell a crab to fly. The crab will say " Give me wings." I say " Give me back my youth and strength." Portrait of Erasmus by Sir Thomas More You adjure me to beware of Erasmus. Gratitude for your concern for my soul obliges me to thank you for your alarms. It is my duty also to point out to you that you are yourself walking among precipices. . . . Erasmus has published volumes more full of wisdom than any which Europe has seen for ages. You have turned to poison what to others has brought only health. I read with real sorrow your intemperate railing at such a man. You defame his character. You call him a vagabond. You say he is a heretic, a schismatic, a fore- runner of Antichrist. Before you were a priest you had candour and charity ; now that you have become a monk some devil has possession of you. You say you do not give him these names yourself. You pretend that he is so described by Almighty God. Are you not ashamed to bring in God when you are doing the devil's work in slandering your neigh- bour ? God has revealed it, you pretend, to someone that you know. I am not to be frightened by an idiot's dreams. I knew you once an innocent and affectionate youth: why are you now charged with spite and malice ? You complain of Erasmus's satire and you yourself worry him like a dog. Take all the hard things he has said of anyone. It is a handful of dust to the pyramid of invective which you have piled over a man who was once kind to you. Is a boy like you to fall foul of what the Vicar of Christ ap- proves ? Is the head of the Christian Church, speaking from the citadel of faith, to give a book his sanction, and is it to be befouled by the dirty tongue of an obscure little monk ? Erasmus, forsooth, does not know Scripture ! He has studied Scripture for more years than you have been alive. You yourself quote Scripture like a rogue in a play. . . . Erasmus is the dearest friend that I have. You claim him a vagabond because he has moved from place to place to carry on his work. A saint, I suppose, must remain fixed like a sponge or an oyster. You forget your own mendicants. They wander wide enough, and you think them the holiest of mankind. Jerome travelled far, the Apostles travelled far. Look into your own heart. You, for sooth, are never angry, never puffed up, never seek your own glory* My friend, the more